Body Found in Wyoming Park ‘Consistent With the Description' of Gabby Petito - FBI confirmed - Brian Laundrie still missing, FBI searched his home

[Prosopagnosia]

This shitshow should be a friendly reminder that if you are in a toxic relationship, whether you a man or a woman, you better run without looking back. What a waste of lives.

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

Modern day Romeo and Juliet <3

 

[Moogoogaipen]

Did they really just let their son run off to commit suicide after he killed his fiancé? Or did they have no idea what was going on and just ignored all texts/calls from Gabbie's parents for funsies? Did they know all along that he murdered her? What was all that shit with moving around his car? Are they perhaps exceptional?

I hope he got an end worthy of Alfred Hitchcock Presents. I hope he was carrying a burner phone to give a signal to request another 1 month supply of canned tendies, but he dropped it in the swamp. Then his parents had to sweat it out for weeks, and wonder what could have happened.

The crazy thing is, stuff is coming out now that puts all of this in question.

Yesterday the Laundrie lawyer publically corrected the info that they reported him missing on the 17th. Apparently, they told him he didn't come back that night (the 13th) and he (the lawyer) communicated this in person to the FBI the next day. So the FBI knew pretty much right away. It was the NPPD who had no fucking clue b/c hurr durr communication breakdown. Cue everyone trying to explain how it wasn't their fault.

The second interesting tidbit is regarding the Laundries ignoring calls from the Petitos for days, etc. Well, it seems that Gabby's parents only called the Laundries on the 10th, the day before they reported her missing. So their calls got ignored for one whopping day, not weeks or whatever. Also, they said they called his sister and she also ignored them. Turns out the sister had a new number and she never got any calls. Gabby's dad even apologized for saying that she ignored them when it wasn't true, they just called a wrong number.

So yeah... Seems like this was a mix of LE incompetence and media/public desire for it to be some Hollywood drama when it wasn't.

 

[The Joker]

So yeah... Seems like this was a mix of LE incompetence and media/public desire for it to be some Hollywood drama when it wasn't.

Baldy and Gabby were both toxic to each other and fought the moment things got stressful. One night during a fight he chocked her and when he realized what he did, left the body and went back to mommy and daddy.
When they pressed him and asked what happened he shit himself, ran to the swamp, and walked around before getting the courage to kill himself.
Then the gators had their feast.

 

[Male Idiot]

Aaaw a big Dawg chase was too much to ask for.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

Romeo killed someone in a fight, became a missing person and then an heroed because his girlfriend of four days was dead.

Sounds like a typical millennium relationship

 

[Art Kassul]

I cant believe that roastie whore gabby killed our dindu boi brian and then went to kill herself to frame him. truly disgusting how far feminism has gotten

You'll never escape her nagging, bruh, not even after she's dead. Just take the damn trash out already and stop complaining.

This shitshow should be a friendly reminder that if you are in a toxic relationship, whether you a man or a woman, you better run without looking back. What a waste of lives.

The moral of the story is: van life, portapod life, makes the monster of even the best of us. Say no to vans, say no to pods, reply in the negatory when asked questions concerning small enclosed spaces.

Aaaw a big Dawg chase was too much to ask for.

At least Dog injured himself while being totally unproductive and claiming that Brian was a serial killer on the loose. That was at least amusing.

 

[Ron Jeremy Stan Account]

The moral of the story is: van life, portapod life, makes the monster of even the best of us. Say no to vans, say no to pods, reply in the negatory when asked questions concerning small enclosed spaces.

A little off topic, but what's the sudden deal with this bizarre trend? Is it social media? Is it the economy? Is it the housing market? I've noticed a few IRL friends randomly go nuts and become nomadic "van lifers" in the past couple of years – including both NEETs and privileged people who had good careers. I just don't get it.

 

[Youtube Celery]

Punching bag killed himself after plucking up the courage to kill his abuser, many such cases!

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

A little off topic, but what's the sudden deal with this bizarre trend? Is it social media? Is it the economy? Is it the housing market? I've noticed a few IRL friends randomly go nuts and become nomadic "van lifers" in the past couple of years – including both NEETs and privileged people who had good careers. I just don't get it.

A lot of it has to do with the housing market; my wife & I have been seriously considering it after being massively outbid on three different houses, except with something a bit larger than a transit van. The biggest differences being our income isn't dependent on a tugboat check, charity, or single job.

All three buyers who outbid us were rich boomers from out of state, and the story is the same everywhere else we've looked; good listings never last for more than a week. The last time we were literally days away from closing & had been the only bidders, and then they sniped us with an offer at least $30k more, cash-in-hand, than what we were able to come up with.

Shit like that is enough to send anyone down the road.

 

[Hippopatumus]

The last time we were literally days away from closing & had been the only bidders, and then they sniped us with an offer at least $30k more, cash-in-hand, than what we were able to come up with.

That doesn't even make sense. A sales contract is legally binding.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

That doesn't even make sense. A sales contract is legally binding.

We hadn't signed it yet; didn't know either that the realtor had received those bids; we weren't given any opportunity to respond, because the owners promptly accepted the higher offers.

The last one was even more fucked up; that house had been listed for over a year, and reduced a few times. The people who sniped us made an offer 20% over the original asking; the owners then pulled the listing/fired the realtor and sold it directly.

This is a small, rural community; it didn't take long to figure out who the buyers were, where they came from, and how much they paid.

 

[Basic Bleach]

A little off topic, but what's the sudden deal with this bizarre trend? Is it social media? Is it the economy? Is it the housing market? I've noticed a few IRL friends randomly go nuts and become nomadic "van lifers" in the past couple of years – including both NEETs and privileged people who had good careers. I just don't get it.

Some of it's just a trend, especially in the cases of these starry eyed millennial hipsters. They'll hype up their hashtag van/buslife, broadcast the entire prep process to the internet, and the whole grand adventure usually crashes and burns in under a year... just not usually with a murder case.

One or the other of the pair gets sick of the small space, a settled job offer comes along, they decide to have kids/kids decide to become a thing, or the couple breaks up.

The ones that keep going after the one year mark are really dedicated.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Modern day Romeo and Juliet <3

Juliet didn't deserve to be patrolled though

 

[manlet]

It took the police/fbi/etc. over a month to find his skeletal remains when he was only 10 minutes from his house inside a Nature Preserve he frequented. Why do the police & intelligence agencies exist?

It's possible his remains/belongings were dumped there and someone killed him.. but if not the police/fbi are so fucking useless.

 

[MunsterCheese]

@manlet
Sept 13th, Brian Laundrie left home to go camping.
Sept 14th, Parents notified of abandoned car at the Myakkahatchee Creek Environmental Park. Parents search park for son but don't go off trail because the water had risen.
Sept 18th, 5 DAYS AFTER Brian Laundrie departed, local police start search of the nature preserve.
Sept 23rd Federal Arrest warrant issued by the Feds. Feds now enter the search.

Men can easily hike 15-21 miles in a day. That is the height of the nature preserve. He may not have even been in there. And he had a 5 day head start.

If this was normal terrain, I would agree they should have found him quickly. However this was NOT normal terrain. Swamp land with rising flood waters, snakes & alligators. They can't exactly call in volunteers to search for a suspected killer in these conditions. Brian was probably already dead by the time the police started searching for him on the 18th. Cadaver dogs are not going to do a bit of good if the subject is underwater. Neither will visual search work well either. If they were just search a single known pond, lake or river, I would agree. But we are talking acres of terrain here.

They found him the only way they reasonably could. They had to wait for the waters to recede, the land to dry up and see what they could find.

His bones were already picked clean by foraging carrion feeders and probably fish too.

Brian Laundrie timeline: Remains found in search identified as person of interest in Gabby Petito case

This is a timeline of what we know about the investigation into and search for Laundrie.

www.wfla.com

 

[OrionBalls]

Some of it's just a trend, especially in the cases of these starry eyed millennial hipsters. They'll hype up their hashtag van/buslife, broadcast the entire prep process to the internet, and the whole grand adventure usually crashes and burns in under a year... just not usually with a murder case.

One or the other of the pair gets sick of the small space, a settled job offer comes along, they decide to have kids/kids decide to become a thing, or the couple breaks up.

The ones that keep going after the one year mark are really dedicated.

Or legit homeless. You can live out of a car; you can't drive your mortgaged to hell and back house to work. (Always pay your car note before the mortgage, kiwi kids!) Known people that "lived rough" in a vehicle for a couple years. It's not glamorous, though.

 

[MunsterCheese]

How Long Does It Take for Body to Decompose?
24-72 hours after death
Internal organs begin to decompose.
3-5 days after death
Body starts bloating. Blood-containng foam begins leaking from mouth and nose.
8-10 days after death
Massive decomposition of organs in abdomen accumulate massive gas; body turns from green to red because of blood decomposition.Several weeks after deathNails and teeth begin to fall.
1 month after death
Body starts to become fluid.

On top of all this, there is a terrible smell that comes from the release of gases like methane, hydrogen sulphide (which has a rotten egg smell) and some traces of mercaptans. This decomposition stage is reached in six days in temperate countries. It is reached much faster in tropics

Know the Time That a Corpse Takes to Decompose

Many people are just curious about the time that a dead body will be decomposed and which factors influence the decomposition process. We explain it all.

www.enkivillage.org

 

[Art Kassul]

Was Brian Laundrie Killed by Wild Swamp Pigs?​

Brian Laundrie’s remains were found Wednesday morning in the Florida nature park where authorities had been searching for weeks for the 23-year-old fugitive. Reportedly, only his skeletal remains were found, which is leading to speculation about his cause of death. Some locals believe he was devoured by wild pigs. One resident was quoted as saying, “They’re evil animals and will eat anything.” Others think he may have committed suicide. His parents say he was “grieving'' when he was last seen.

Liberace! Killed by wild swamp pigs!

 

[Lards and Lasses]

Imagine being an ecofascist and dying on a hike