Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[TroonFiringSquad]

shes too young to know any better and frankly theres a high likelihood that in 10 years when her brain actually develops she will look back on this and ask herself what the fuck was she thinking. i pity her because i know what its like to be 21 without direction not caring about life, granted i wasnt blowing a fat sociopath down in arkansas. boogie of course knows all of this because hes a predator and figured out a way to use her for the time being. people in their early 20s are usually a sum of their upbringing and family and with the way her upbringing and family was im surprised shes not smoking crack in an alley.

I think this is actually too generous, her age doesn’t really play into it that much. Go ask the average 18 year old what they think of Boogie and they’ll think he’s a disgusting fat mollusk. Dezi is retarded and had a shit upbringing but she’ll be making these horrible choices in another 10 years and will be a single mother no doubt.

Boogie’s got very, very limited choice in dating partners because almost anyone is immediately turned off by him whether they’re 15 or 45. Even ignoring his fatness he’s a clear loser.

 

[Bob Saget's Zombie Corpse]

The average youtube watcher likes when figures with some authority like Jim, Muta or even Destiny are on because they can chew Boogie out and cause him genuine distress. The tattoo is on par with Shoenice eating dog shit to get attention, no one cares because Steven clearly doesn't care himself. Also he's fat

When Jim was on the Lolcow podcast the thread exploded but now with the feature it slowed down.

 

[Meth Dick]

Only the people who thinks keems word is law is the same retards that donate money to the show. Fucking retards.

over 60% of the live chat vote wanted Boogie back after the tattoo shit.
Money donated or not that's just far too many to be acceptable.

 

[Charlie Sheen]

FRIENDLY REMINDER

NOTHING BOOGIE SAYS IS REAL

HE IS A GRIFTER, HIS SOLEMN-POSTING IS FAKE AND GAY. HE LOVES ANY AND ALL ATTENTION, THIS IS THE SAME GUY WHO HAS SHOWN HIS MAN BOOBS/EXPOSED HIMSELF IN PUBLIC.

As he would say, "One for me and one for my hooker"

 

[shoashuffle]

FRIENDLY REMINDER

NOTHING BOOGIE SAYS IS REAL

HE IS A GRIFTER, HIS SOLEMN-POSTING IS FAKE AND GAY. HE LOVES ANY AND ALL ATTENTION, THIS IS THE SAME GUY WHO HAS SHOWN HIS MAN BOOBS/EXPOSED HIMSELF IN PUBLIC.

As he would say, "One for me and one for my hooker"


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Not even this is real; boogie knows jack shit about World of Warcraft. Him playing his warlock in the infamous "MUH HADURS ARE WORSE THAN NAZI'S" speech was more pathetic than the speech itself. He made his manservant play a druid so that he would tank mobs for him, then he went warlock and had a pet tanking for him, yet the sped just ran around meleeing things. Based on the distance from the Tauren and Undead starting zones, he would have made his manservant spend over an hour going to his location just to be his servant, both virtually and physically.

Any time he talks about time spent playing 'video games, ' it's best to assume that he just means looking at porn. He is a disgusting sex-obsessed freak, he has spent tens of thousands of hours being a sickening gooner.

 

[AnOminous]

Why is Boogie even allowed to live? Isn't it time for Boogie to die?

 

[Dollar Store Sentai]

Send him to Canada, they seem to be fine taking care of the problem

Edit to clarify: Go to Canada for the forced euthinasia of retards

 

[Meth Dick]

Keem killed any chance of growing his “empire”. No investor is going to sign on with an entertainment company that uses fake cancer for a storyline. You have to be really good to get laughs out of cancer.

Keem's "empire" was never going to be anything more than YouTube drama. If he ever tried to break into Hollywood he'd be looked at like a clown. It would be the same shit as the Smosh movies, the Fred films (how and why John Cena got involved is beyond me, WWE must be desperate ((Logan Paul's presence cements this))), The Fine Bro's movie, that shitty fucking horror film made by one of the FaZe faggots, and that horrible Shane Dawson Smiley horror film.
Keem does well for himself in the sphere of YouTube, and his gig with Happy Punch (he sponsors youtube "boxers") isn't taken seriously by anyone that actually gives a shit about real boxing.
Does Jake Paul even fuck with Happy Punch? I don't know but Keem has no presence in legitimate sports. Him putting together the Wings and Boogie fight was a glorified backyard wrestling Juggalo sideshow. It was a fun watch seeing Boogie get pummeled, but Keemstar thinking he's fucking Don King is laughable at best, pathetic at worst.

 

[Caesar Salad]

Send him to Canada, they seem to be fine taking care of the problem

I'd prefer him to be sent to an unmarked grave.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I'd prefer him to be sent to an unmarked grave.

If it’s unmarked how am I going to piss on it

 

[shoashuffle]

If it’s unmarked how am I going to piss on it

Look for the largest mound.

 

[TroonFiringSquad]

I don't know who needs to hear this right now, but Boogie2988 will be dead within 10 years.

 

[harmacist]

die boogie die

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

He can't keep getting away with it. He can't keep getting away with it.

Narrator: He could keep getting away with it.

I have to say that I find normally very little to laugh at with Boogie normally. He is close to a horrorcow.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Unironically saying bro or using that crying emoji are usually pretty good indicators about someone's intelligence.

Truer words etc. etc. The “bro” shit has snuck into the KF posts of certain people and I can’t figure out if they think it makes them sound cool or they just regurgitate the vocabulary of whatever shit-tier media they’re exposed to.

But that’s funny rather than infuriating. Today I randomly remembered how Boogie, when confronted with how his lies contradicted reality, kept repeating “Go with that” in a monotone voice. What fun it would be to give him what he deserves for that shit.

 

[Mr. 0]

No investor is going to sign on with an entertainment company that uses fake cancer for a storyline. You have to be really good to get laughs out of cancer.

norm mcdonald coulda done it

 

[foreman 89]

Has anyone ever made a timeline of Boogie's weight because i highly fucking doubt he's at 400 pounds now also doubt he was 490 at the time of his surgery.

 

[Meth Dick]

I don't know who needs to hear this right now, but Boogie2988 will be dead within 10 years.

That's not soon enough!

 

[Ed Craven]

but only after taking out a very large life insurance policy, so that she can collect

Nigga no insurer is going to insure boogie, he's a cheeseburger away from dying.

 

[vittek]

I always get a chuckle if I think about if Dezi2.0s friends ask her about her "boyfriend".
Assuming she even has friends, I imagine the fatass keeps a tight lid on her and tries to isolate her to keep control.
"Oh yeah he's lovely, nearly thrice my age and 5 times the weight! He's barely mobile and all around disgusting! His job? He's a really popular youtuber that sits on his ass the whole day and screams at people and posts dumb shit on twitter"
Actually it's kinda sad.