Boomer Segments, Impromptu & Scheduled - Increasingly common Post-Stream Q&As to shamelessly scrounge for extra tips.

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He wasn't even sure what the Pope's name was
Just like how he's a fake Italian, he's probably also a fake Catholic. But since he wraps up so much of his self-identity in those superficial labels, he feels compelled to prove his credentials by commenting on things that a real Italian or real Catholic should have an opinion on.
 
He never had hair problems before headphones.....except for that massive bald spot in the back of his head

He had a bald spot in the back of his head....but it grew in when he started growing his hair out....what... a guy with near buzzed hair had a bald spot right in the back of his head where most men go bald....and it magically grew in as he got older

This dude’s the most fragile person I’ve ever seen
 
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Just like how he's a fake Italian, he's probably also a fake Catholic. But since he wraps up so much of his self-identity in those superficial labels, he feels compelled to prove his credentials by commenting on things that a real Italian or real Catholic should have an opinion on.
If he was a REAL I-TALIAN, he'd begin every Italian story with a good ol' "Boopa-dee Bappa-dee," to show some authenticity. If something came up, and suddenly Poland had some major world clout (haha, I know, unless it's being invaded, Poland is irrelevant) Phil would be totally singing the praises of his pierogi heritage. Anything to prop himself up above the average schmuck.
 
Phil thinks he's good at dealing with things on the fly and doing improv.

The guy who can't figure out what to do when a game has an issue is good at dealing with things on the fly.

He's definitely going to keep doing these things. Also, jesus christ people are dumb as shit, giving him money asking to be unbanned.
 
He's definitely going to keep doing these things. Also, jesus christ people are dumb as shit, giving him money asking to be unbanned.

Cuckolds gonna cuck. If possible, can you post a total tally on how much this bullshit made later? Really curious how it would compare to a normal gaming stream.
 
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Cuckolds gonna cuck. If possible, can you post a total tally on how much this bullshit made later? Really curious how it would compare to a normal gaming stream.

I can answer now. Barring any sudden huge tips, he's at around $200 total $199 today. He got another $100 yesterday. So $420ish (at the moment) $427 over 3 days, so far.

Edit: At least he's smart enough to realize that if he did these boomer segments every week (at least for 2 hours), he would very quickly run out of things to say.
 
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He never had hair problems before headphones.....except for that massive bald spot in the back of his head

He had a bald spot in the back of his head....but it grew in when he started growing his hair out....what... a guy with near buzzed hair had a bald spot right in the back of his head where most men go bald....and it magically grew in as he got older

This dude’s the most fragile person I’ve ever seen
Of course, he refused to show the back of his head despite numerous people asking in chat. This guy... I listened for 10 minutes and it consisted of delusional bald coping and how he learned to watch what he says because everyone cares what he says and he's such an important figure.
 
Of course, he refused to show the back of his head despite numerous people asking in chat. This guy... I listened for 10 minutes and it consisted of delusional bald coping and how he learned to watch what he says because everyone cares what he says and he's such an important figure.

You're balding, it happens, just acknowledge and deal with it.

Get a haircut that compliments it. Phil's greasy long stringy hair look makes it far worse. Buzz it or something.
 
He also once again got stuff wrong during his YouTube rant

“I said it for years you can’t just put whatever ad you want on things and look what happened they got sued”

Dark, they got sued because they were collecting data on kids and using it for ads, not because they put any specific kind of ads on specific videos. You’ve been crying for years because YouTube puts car ads on videos that children watch or children ads on what you consider Islamic content, which(and correct me if I’m wrong) isn’t in itself illegal, it’s bad marketing.

Why is he so fucking stupid about everything? He’s the definition of the word, ignorant, while also being a massive shit talker. How can anyone be so inept at complaining? Like it’s genuinely astonishing how long and aggressive he can’t complain and shit talk something based on wrong information, I can’t fathom the world he lives in where it’s okay to be this delusional constantly

He also went on a mini rant about how he has great interactions and statistics on twitter....but his fans are so afraid of negative stalkers “attacking” them that they don’t like, reply, or share his tweets...Dark lives in this actual fantasy land where he knows exactly how and why hundreds to thousands of people do something, and it’s all the same exact reason. I follow plenty of people and don’t “interact” with their tweets, maybe your fans have nothing to say because you tweet the same schedule uploading shit everyday?

This dude talks about detractors worshiping tevin and being idiots who parrot him and are just a hive mind, yet he always pretends he knows exactly how all his fans feel and how they react, they all love (insert current thing DSP is doing here) they all complained about his YouTube comments being disgusting, they all choose to not interact with him on twitter to avoid trolls(also lol at people not liking a tweet for this, I’ve never seen anyone make a stink about people who like a dark tweet)

And one of his faggot fans at the end said he seems more relatable and humble because he streams from a couch....go fuck yourself
 
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Those weren't scheduled dood. I have to follow the schedule I made up and control!

It wouldn't be fair to the viewers who schedule their time to come watch those play through streams live, dood!

He wasn't even sure what the Pope's name was

Nothing he could do dood, most Catholics only live in an era with one Pope alive at a time and now this fucking Ratzinger guy won't kick the bucket to make it easier on him to remember who preceded or succeeded who, bugged pontiff mechanics!

You know who's really got an issue with Phil today? Anybody who gifted credit for a specific game that has been dropped over the last few months unceremoniously who found out Phil really isn't there to play games and have fun because if he was this was the day to have your game you sent him returned to the streams due to technical problems with the scheduled game that's effectively booted it from the rotations. Like Madden? Like Mario and Sonic at the Olympic games or something like that? lol, fuck you, sub/cheer/tip me for another ask the king instead.
 
And one of his faggot fans at the end said he seems more relatable and humble because he streams from a couch....go fuck yourself

I think we need something like Poe's Law but for Phil's chat, because that could either be a legitimate sentiment or someone being sarcastic with Phil and him completely missing it. Snort's Law?
 
I think we need something like Poe's Law but for Phil's chat, because that could either be a legitimate sentiment or someone being sarcastic with Phil and him completely missing it. Snort's Law?

I think it's pretty safe and reliable to assume any comment that holds his mundanities in any sort of regard is sarcastic. The only thing you have to do is look at his chat when he's playing something like a FromSoft game or any game that allows him to save state, cheese, whatever. His chat is 90% snark and calling him out on his bullshit.

It's why I always have said that, in order to really understand Phil and his audience, you need to spend time in his chat. Not a restreamer's chat or watching TIHYDPs, but his chat. Send PMs to people and try to get a real opinion out of them. Sure, the internet is full of socially awkward autists, but it's not difficult to do and infer that his chat is mostly there to watch the shit show and most of the comments are there hoping he reads them aloud on stream and drones on about how much he agrees and how he's so different from other streamers and nobody appreciates it, making himself look like a fool in the process.
 
I think we need something like Poe's Law but for Phil's chat, because that could either be a legitimate sentiment or someone being sarcastic with Phil and him completely missing it. Snort's Law?
Pig's Law, duh.

I think it's pretty safe and reliable to assume any comment that holds his mundanities in any sort of regard is sarcastic. The only thing you have to do is look at his chat when he's playing something like a FromSoft game or any game that allows him to save state, cheese, whatever. His chat is 90% snark and calling him out on his bullshit.

It's why I always have said that, in order to really understand Phil and his audience, you need to spend time in his chat. Not a restreamer's chat or watching TIHYDPs, but his chat. Send PMs to people and try to get a real opinion out of them. Sure, the internet is full of socially awkward autists, but it's not difficult to do and infer that his chat is mostly there to watch the shit show and most of the comments are there hoping he reads them aloud on stream and drones on about how much he agrees and how he's so different from other streamers and nobody appreciates it, making himself look like a fool in the process.
Not to mention all the detractor names that he's okay with for some reason, like babymangaming, KingofGahlf, or phillips_smelly_[insert noun here].
 
Not to mention all the detractor names that he's okay with for some reason, like babymangaming, KingofGahlf, or phillips_smelly_[insert noun here].

See, it's shit like that and some other weird things he does that really makes me feel like he's trying to pull some Andy Kaufman-level character shit, but then you get things like eating his own earwax out of his fingernails that are subconscious tics and anything you can think of to support the character theory is immediately washed away.
 
I can't believe he tried to say that the people pointing out his bald spot are the "the most ugly motherfuckers on the planet". I mean Phil, you're legitimately one of the ugliest guys I've ever seen. Just amazing.
 
Excuse me... HE DID WHAT?!
Cahmahn, dood. I've got canker sores in my mouth due to financial stress, and someone in chat told me that "keh-roo-men" (cerumen) is found in earwax and it has antiseptic value and can cost said ulcers to reduce discomfort. What a complete idiot.
 
Excuse me... HE DID WHAT?!

Exactly what I said he did, towards the end of Wednesday night's impromptu boomer stream.

Right hand ring finger in the ear, scratching around and clearly scraping off dried ear wax. Takes the finger out, about 10 seconds later it's in his mouth and he's chewing on it.

Clear as fucking day.
 
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