Borb's Wedding Pictures

[duckduckgoose]

How come we've never seen pictures of their wedding? I'm going to guess that they eloped, cause no one was going to show up at the ceremony.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Why would we have? Chris rarely scanned pictures of Bob or Barb or anyone else unless it related in some way to the life and times of King CWC.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

Based on Cole's rendition of the family's history, perhaps it was a very small-scale event, or done very informally/quickly, as Bob and Barb were nasty barflies at the time.

 

[Seahorses]

Can you imagine the honeymoon?

 

[CatParty]

Because there was no wedding.

Dun dun dun

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Can you imagine the honeymoon?

Bob, Barb, and a sperm with a thousand yard stare.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Can you imagine the honeymoon?

Tourist guide: "...and this is the reactor block which melted down in 1986!"

Bob (absent mindedly): "...oh drat, I just realized we forgot to use a condom yesterday! That fuckin vodka!"

 

[DevilDog]

Can you imagine the honeymoon?

Tourist guide: "...and this is the reactor block which melted down in 1986!"

Bob (absent mindedly): "...oh drat, I just realized we forgot to use a condom yesterday! That fuckin vodka!"

Line of the day

 

[Long Sun]

Can you imagine the honeymoon?

Tourist guide: "...and this is the reactor block which melted down in 1986!"

Bob (absent mindedly): "...oh drat, I just realized we forgot to use a condom yesterday! That fuckin vodka!"

More likely they went to 3 mile Island same damage really
or maybe they are timelords or Qs who made Chris for there own reasons

 

[MysticMisty]

I think Chris only scanned one picture of Barb and one picture of Bob that didn't involve him in any way. At least that I'm aware of. I doubt they had much of a ceremony, or a wedding.

 

[calicojack]

Ughhh. Barb in a Wedding Dress. Gross.

 

[Stratochu]

Prolly a justice of the peace wedding at the Albemarle or Greene county courthouse, with no ceremony other than Borb and their drinking buddies getting shitfaced at their bar of choice later on.

 

[CatParty]

Ughhh. Barb. Gross.

fixed

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

A formal wedding is what you have when you have a number of family, friends, and other loved ones who want to come share in your happiness.

Considering we've known them to be bitter and hateful to most everyone for the bulk of Chris's life, I doubt they were a whole lot different when they got married. Probably didn't have any friends.

 

[LionSandwich]

Is it possible they never told Chris how they got "married" and he just gullibly believed there was some kind of wedding involved, even without photo evidence? If so, no offense, but they are hardcore rednecks.

I honestly think they started all the hanky panky without even a honey moon down by the bayou.

 

[EzioCanLeapofFaith]

Like other's have said. It's because those pictures don't involve Chris, so he's not interested in those to scan them.

 

[random_pickle]

Why would you want to see their wedding pictures? Barb is bad as is. Barb in a wedding dress could fuel night-terrors. No, not nightmares, night-TERRORS.

 

[CatParty]

i like to think borb's wedding mirrored the wedding comic exactly

 

[trip2themoon]

Why would you want to see their wedding pictures? Barb is bad as is. Barb in a wedding dress could fuel night-terrors. No, not nightmares, night-TERRORS.

Back then she wasn't too bad looking (not saying she was a hottie or anything but she wasn't the fat mess she is now). The first 10 years of bringing up a kid that refuses to grow up seemed to age her about 20 to 25 years.

 

[CalmMyTits]

Why would you want to see their wedding pictures? Barb is bad as is. Barb in a wedding dress could fuel night-terrors. No, not nightmares, night-TERRORS.

Back then she wasn't too bad looking (not saying she was a hottie or anything but she wasn't the fat mess she is now). The first 10 years of bringing up a kid that refuses to grow up seemed to age her about 20 to 25 years.

I for one would actually be curious to see the wedding pictures.Given the wedding dress style of the early 80's, though, a picture of Barb in her wedding dress would be a bit lulzy. And 30 years ago, Bob and Barb were a hell of a lot better looking than they ended up as. Bob was in his early 50's and I imagine was decent-looking, his hair still gray and black or brown (whatever his original color was) and his ticker was in better shape. And Barb as we saw in that pic of her and Baby Chris was in pretty good shape, and might even be considered a MILF. I mean, she had that good body shape AFTER giving birth to Chris.

And then things went to hell. Look, I know that having children is not easy, especially young ones and it's hard to find time for a jog or a trip to the gym, but damn. That Snorlax picture always cracks me up.