Boring Lolcows who you don't get the appeal of

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Lunete said:
Amberlynn. She's always been a little dull but she's so boring and desperate now that she's resorted to reacting to her own videos.
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I think it is only because a bunch of landwhales wanted to say that they were fat, but not THAT fat, therefore they were better somehow, when actually a lot of them went on to be lolcows of their own. Good job.
 
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Witthel said:
I think the biggest problem with Ralph is that the drama surrounding him has so many other people and events you'd only really understand if you're already a dedicated follower that it's virtually impossible to get into him as a newcomer unless you have a shit-ton of free time on your hands.
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No, the problem with Ralph is that his subforum is a pit of cancer and a-logging, so following his escapades quickly becomes draining and not worth it. It's also funny how it's regulars ironically call themselves "a-logs" just to flex on some fat southern drunk, who lives rent-free in their heads. Pure irony.
 
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Open Window Maniac said:
I find Fuentes pretty boring. Not saying he isn't a cow, he certainly is from everything I've heard, but I just don't get his mass appeal.
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I think the appeal towards Nick is that he espouses right wing ideology and yet is a closeted faggot with hypocritical views that contradict his public preachings.
Honestly I find him super uninteresting as well, but I do see why he is getting as much traction as Gunt or DSP has gotten.
 
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I don't think gunt is boring but I also don't get his massive popularity, same thing with DSP.

Tooter is overwhelmingly boring despite being so gross. It's quite amazing really.
 
Tsukasa Kayoda said:
I think the appeal towards Nick is that he espouses right wing ideology and yet is a closeted faggot with hypocritical views that contradict his public preachings.
Honestly I find him super uninteresting as well, but I do see why he is getting as much traction as Gunt or DSP has gotten.
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I get that part about him, and that he some how has a lot of followers that do lulzy stuff as well, but just thinking about him makes my eyes glaze over.
 
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A-Stump said:
I don't think gunt is boring but I also don't get his massive popularity, same thing with DSP.
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I like Gunt mostly because Ralph is so overwhelmingly retarded that he always ends up paying for being a drunken fatass. DSP is funny in compilations but god his streams are so fucking boring.
A-Stump said:
Tooter is overwhelmingly boring despite being so gross. It's quite amazing really.
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The only time I have ever visited his threads is to see him and that weirdo tranny duking it out. Otherwise he is dull and offers nothing of substance.
I would also like to add that Amber is nowhere near as funny to make fun of as Chantal is, but I don't want to upset dear leader's feeder waifu.
 
Chloe Wilkinson. I skimmed the thread, and I was hoping for something really crazy and funny, considering her thread had so many pages. But no, just a boring time-traveler from 2014 Tumblr lying to gullible people for attention, nothing impressive, and the drama wasn't that funny.

The thread itself was kind of funny though, because a bunch of people from the drama source kept making KF accounts to share their spergy walls of text all the time. It was even more funny before that when actual kiwis were arquing with each other if headmates are actually real or not.
 
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Open Window Maniac said:
I find Fuentes pretty boring. Not saying he isn't a cow, he certainly is from everything I've heard, but I just don't get his mass appeal.
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This, say what you will about Ralph but the shit he's doing now permanently cements him as a legitimate lolcow. Catboy himself isn't terribly interesting by comparison, he's just kinda a gay, possible fed that lifts shit from other people.
 
Tsukasa Kayoda said:
I think the appeal towards Nick is that he espouses right wing ideology and yet is a closeted faggot with hypocritical views that contradict his public preachings.
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So basically any average right winger.
 
I don't get the appeal of MrEnter, he just seems like a boring reviewer but that's about it
 
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soulgains said:
I feel that way about alot of the Beauty Parlor. Watching fatfucks eat themselves to death while living in denial isn't particularly interesting, if I wanted to see that I'd just look at my Aunts Facebook page.
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You mean Deathfats? And I agree. I find someone like Chantal boring because all she is is fat. (And with Chantal, the massive backlog of content)

The deathfats I follow all have other qualities that make their appearance more amusing. Anna is as privileged as a deathfat can be, Tess and Kelly combine wokeness and bad parenting, with Tess desperately clinging to her supermodel days while Kelly is intentionally repulsive, Alice has the GOMI drama, Corissa and Juliana are a dysfunctional relationship, and Kailyn is both retarded and malicious.
 
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Ronnie McNutt said:
I don't get the appeal of MrEnter, he just seems like a boring reviewer but that's about it
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It's because he's extremely autistic and has an... interesting history when it comes to responding to criticism.

There's also that whole "Growing Around" thing.
 
Ronnie McNutt said:
I don't get the appeal of MrEnter, he just seems like a boring reviewer but that's about it
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Judging from his track record over the years, especially (as mentioned above) how he handles criticism, or how he compares trolling to cyberbulling, threaten to dox SpongeBob writers from making bad episodes, and to recent years such as his infamous Turning Red review or his Growing Around project, I'd say talking about him is still fun.
 
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