Boring Lolcows who you don't get the appeal of

[Abella]

Momokun, because she’s a fat Arab womanchild with money that cosplays terribly. She’s got GOTIS and would fade into irrelevance if people quit giving her attention.

 

[THE URANUS SPOTTER]

My personal lolcow is someone fully better than me on all possible levels. Still, I keep him around whenever my feelings of jealosy need a raise.

 

[Force and Character]

Everyone on this site except Patrick Tomlinson and friends, Jack Scalfani and DSP.

 

[GenericReviewerDraco]

95% percent of troon lolcows. I get Yaniv, Keffals, and Fong Jones were big/troons are the most absurd form of modern mental illness, but the average trooncow is painfully boring. At least anti-woke grifters (Nick Ricotta especially) and/or leftie essaytubers going full sped have some longer lasting entertainment value.
Modern DSP purely because his enemies managed to be more retarded than he is, and DSP's gameplay is boring.
Modern Chris-chan outside the mom fucking. He's a good cautionary tale for parents raising autistic children, but outside that he's just...nothing.

 

[George Lucas]

Lolcows are generally boring to follow everyday. It’s like NASCAR. You watch because you might get a big crash.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Bossman Jack. He just does dumb shit and repeats over and over again "Fuck my life bro, it's so over bro," He's every drunk loser in every dive bar in America.