Boring Lolcows who you don't get the appeal of

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Dick Johnson said:
Patrick is like the Law and Order or CSI of lolcows. There's going to be a familiarity to the goings-on, so you don't really need to keep up with the whole thing. If you're in the mood for that particular thing you can just pop in and read for a few pages and he'll be no-childing some trolling stalker who will no doubt enjoy prison, with a slightly different flavor than the last time you caught the thread. With the occasional no-childing of someone who tried to talk with him like he was a regular person that they had a minor disagreement with, making yet another detractor.

And amusing that you bring up Wendig, I'll check in on him from time to time hoping that he'll go back to acting like a jackass but he never does. He sticks to promoting his books, promoting other authors' books and promoting appearances. He learned his lesson about what shooting your fingers off with no filter does to your life, so he stays away from angryposting about politics and getting into internet fights. He cranks out his poorly-written novels and his poorly-written books about how to write poorly, and he hawks them. He's walking on the road not taken by Patrick, which is kind of an interesting comparison.
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Good point on Pat. Yeah it does make sense.

Chuck is also a case study on effective tard wrangling. On one hand he isn't making an ass of himself anymore but on the other hand he is tard wrangled to the point where nothing interesting happens. When you're known for being some degree of a sperg, and you're a public (ish) figure trying to promote something, culling the behavior entirely is counterproductive.

The saddest part about Chuck is I really enjoyed his articles and posts from before he decided to become a faggot and become a complete retard. He threw all of that away and now threw away his retard infamy and now nobody wants to give him the time of day.
 
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YandereDev has been very boring as of late. Yes, he's a lolcow through and through due to all that he did back when he was EvaXephon and when YanSim started, and the seemingly endless exposés that surface from time to time help keep it fresh, but the last few months he has been just an incompetent retard pedophile who can't code for shit
 
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Toji Suzuhara said:
YandereDev has been very boring as of late. Yes, he's a lolcow through and through due to all that he did back when he was EvaXephon and when YanSim started, and the seemingly endless exposés that surface from time to time help keep it fresh, but the last few months he has been just an incompetent retard pedophile who can't code for shit
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Oh, just you wait, for how many times I've thought the well was dry.
 
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DoNotFeedTheSneed said:
Tyler McVicker is another one I don’t get the appeal of at all. He’s just a run of the mill fart sniffer like any real journalist. the only difference is that he’s not writing for an actual publication
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Ehm, not really. Don't get me wrong, I don't find him worthy of attention either, but in dry facts he is a career cow. He began as just your average Valve superfan, but slowly worked his way into someone who game journos used as a reference is their news articles. At some point he went to Valve HQ and interviewed Gaben for fuck's sake! Only to ruin all this good will he was building for ages by leaking stuff he was told not to and probably being involved in code leak that lead to bot crisis, thus becoming blacklisted by everyone at Valve who was willing to talk to him. Did he take it as a sign of getting too arrogant and careless? Nope, he just started acting like disgruntled ex and shit talking Valve at every opportunity, while trying to latch onto another company with no success and eventually crawled back to autistically seeing HL3 CONFIRMED in every data leak, the very thing he was laughing at after his fallout with the company. Also, he ruined his pet project by siding with a tranny, but that's gotta be average Monday on projects like these.
 
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I'm going to sound like a moralfag but; Joshua Block.
Sure yeah him running screaming is funny the first few times and the bird thing was fucked up, but I just see a kid who's internet and alcohol addiction has ruined him.
It's not like with Daniel Larson where he's both a horrible person and insane enough to laugh at. Josh just elicits pity.

For a non-moralfag answer: Nick Avocado. Even before the weight loss video it was painfully obvious he was doing an elaborate bit/'performance art'. I don't really find a self aware and conscious cow to be entertaining.
 
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Lady Grinning Soul said:
For a non-moralfag answer: Nick Avocado. Even before the weight loss video it was painfully obvious he was doing an elaborate bit/'performance art'. I don't really find a self aware and conscious cow to be entertaining
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Come on, you believe that? More likely he was just faced with the fact that he is gonna die very soon, so he did a gastric bypass and then "lol I just pretended to be retarded"
 
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Juan But Not Forgotten said:
Come on, you believe that? More likely he was just faced with the fact that he is gonna die very soon, so he did a gastric bypass and then "lol I just pretended to be retarded"
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The guy was making bank on OnlyFans by pretending to be a fat retarded baby, something that appeals to gays that range from fat fetishists to humiliation fetishists (seeing others suffer the humiliation, not themselves). It was painfully obvious that it was an act, even if one that put his own health at severe risk. The guy dropped it when he had made enough money and didn't want to keep sacrificing his health for it. Stuff like the CPAP mask was obviously fake and part of the humiliation fetish performance.
 
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Grog said:
The guy was making bank on OnlyFans by pretending to be a fat retarded baby, something that appeals to gays that range from fat fetishists to humiliation fetishists (seeing others suffer the humiliation, not themselves). It was painfully obvious that it was an act, even if one that put his own health at severe risk. The guy dropped it when he had made enough money and didn't want to keep sacrificing his health for it. Stuff like the CPAP mask was obviously fake and part of the humiliation fetish performance.
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How anyone continued to fall for it after that interview he did was baffling.
Hell, the cameos should have gave it away, he was playing a character and hoodwinked a lot of people laughing his way to the bank. I'd call it admirable trolling if he wasn't putting his health on the line for it.
 
Grog said:
The guy was making bank on OnlyFans by pretending to be a fat retarded baby, something that appeals to gays that range from fat fetishists to humiliation fetishists (seeing others suffer the humiliation, not themselves). It was painfully obvious that it was an act, even if one that put his own health at severe risk. The guy dropped it when he had made enough money and didn't want to keep sacrificing his health for it. Stuff like the CPAP mask was obviously fake and part of the humiliation fetish performance.
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Yeah, only that was way later when he already was dangerously obese. Obviously he did it for money, but thinking it was some genius keikaku from day one is retarded. He is just a careless grifter who got lucky that he didn't die in the process so now he can pretend he was above it all since the beginning.

Lady Grinning Soul said:
How anyone continued to fall for it after that interview he did was baffling.
Hell, the cameos should have gave it away, he was playing a character and hoodwinked a lot of people laughing his way to the bank. I'd call it admirable trolling if he wasn't putting his health on the line for it.
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I've seen several cows pretending that they are smarter than people who are laughing at them. Didn't help the fact that they were cows.
 
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Pizzacake Comics. The basic concept has good lolcow potential, but it never really goes anywhere. She’s a leftie webcomic artist who makes slice-of-life/political comics but also has an OnlyFans and draws bad porn of her self-insert character.

It doesn’t help that I’m pretty sure over half the people posting on there are hate-fapping over her.
 
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P-38 autist said:
I'd personally say Cyraxx and the sphere of autism around him. because all it really boils down to is Music Biz Marty, a fat jew pedo trying to torment a mentally disabled Precambrian creature to trollshield himself
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welp. guess i can cross marty out of this now
 
Another one- Idubbinz. I didn't even know who this guy was until Coach Red Pill had that little spat with Mr. Metokur years ago and claimed Mr. Metokur was "wasting his potential and he could be the next Idubbnz", to which I thought to myself "Why the fuck is Idubbnz"? Apparently he's the guy who made Leafy quit YouTube? I only knew about Leafy through the Billy the Fridge shit way back when I I just couldn't be bothered to care.

Now it's like every other episode of Kino Casino I put on as backround noise PPP and Warski are trying to shill this guy as the next best thing in lolcows since Rekeita and I just cannot be bothered to give a fuck about this dude and his prostitute wife- not a single subatomic particle within my being will ever give a fuck about Idubbnz- even if the heavenly veil in the sky parted open and all the Seraphim and Cherubim in the angelic hosts descended therin to proclaim with golden trumpets "Verily we say unto thee- Idubbnz is the funniest lolcow to ever live" I would continue to just not give a fuck.
 
Juan But Not Forgotten said:
Come on, you believe that? More likely he was just faced with the fact that he is gonna die very soon, so he did a gastric bypass and then "lol I just pretended to be retarded"
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He made it very obvious that what he is a character actor. Especially if you watched the fairly recent videos with Oompaville, he almost broke character a few times.
 
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Absurdist Laughter said:
He made it very obvious that what he is a character actor. Especially if you watched the fairly recent videos with Oompaville, he almost broke character a few times.
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So basically he says "I just pretended to be retarded" just like I said. The one who think it was a long game don't though.
 
P-38 autist said:
welp. guess i can cross marty out of this now
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I'm curious to see whether anyone can fill the fat heeb's boots. Today Raxx is too brain broken to provide good lolcow content by himself, so he needs a handler.

Personally I can't stand Shanny. She's a fucking nurgling and still boring enough that I can't be bothered to even hatewatch her.
 
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