Boring Lolcows who you don't get the appeal of

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DSP. He we pretty funny back in like 2015 but as of recent it just feels dry. This might be a stretch, especially because this is phil we're talking about, but its almost like hes matured. There are months inbetween anything significant, atleast to my knowledge. Always been weird to me why he has his own subforum. Admittedly im no DSP historian, but I used to lurk alot back in the Sons of Kojima days.
 
I don't really understand the fascination with gooner cows whose threads are just them talking about their deranged sexual fetish on Twitter or Discord or whatever. If they were a rare and unusual specimen, I would get it, but we've all seen trannies and furries at this point, and their singleminded obsession with the coom makes them all pretty similar for the most part.
 
I am going to take a big shot here and say Chris-Chan. I do not understand the rabid obsession over this one giant autistic trainwreck that has developed a more complete documentary than most documentaries in existence of anyone. In all of my years online, I have seen lolcows similar to his kind of behavior and we know of some of the more worse versions of him too. Yet, this thing gets so much coverage and attention.

I know he's like one of the more infamous examples of what fighting back against trolls gets you and I'm not trying to say he didn't deserve what's coming. He just bores me and he reminds me of so many other people who behave similarly but somehow are under the radar while this abomination is getting dedicated and focused coverage. I just wish he'd die sooner.
 
I am going to take a big shot here and say Chris-Chan. I do not understand the rabid obsession over this one giant autistic trainwreck that has developed a more complete documentary than most documentaries in existence of anyone. In all of my years online, I have seen lolcows similar to his kind of behavior and we know of some of the more worse versions of him too. Yet, this thing gets so much coverage and attention.

I know he's like one of the more infamous examples of what fighting back against trolls gets you and I'm not trying to say he didn't deserve what's coming. He just bores me and he reminds me of so many other people who behave similarly but somehow are under the radar while this abomination is getting dedicated and focused coverage. I just wish he'd die sooner.
Maybe Caden will go the way of Music Biz Marty and the hardcore trolls will start coming in, then he'll die.
 
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Probably Patrick Tomlinson. He's just a fat dumbass who is terminally online.
While I don't think Fatrick is funny enough to warrant 4000+ pages, the whole appeal behind him is you're watching the perfect trolling victim react to trolls. It gets very repetitive, but he has such a distinct way of responding to the pests that he's funny to just tune into every now and then when you need a good "Enjoy prison, stalker."
 
I am going to take a big shot here and say Chris-Chan. I do not understand the rabid obsession over this one giant autistic trainwreck that has developed a more complete documentary than most documentaries in existence of anyone. In all of my years online, I have seen lolcows similar to his kind of behavior and we know of some of the more worse versions of him too. Yet, this thing gets so much coverage and attention.

I know he's like one of the more infamous examples of what fighting back against trolls gets you and I'm not trying to say he didn't deserve what's coming. He just bores me and he reminds me of so many other people who behave similarly but somehow are under the radar while this abomination is getting dedicated and focused coverage. I just wish he'd die sooner.
I'll say it again - 90% of the fun came from trolling Chris, albeit directly or just by making fun of him somewhere. Without his battles with trolls he would be just a massive sperg with a bad comic book and love quest. As soon as good trolls left the scene he became nothing and then trooned out of desperation and narcissism. Hell, his only "achievement" since was raping his demented mother. More than people who still follow him unironically I hate zoomers and retards who give him money.

DSP. Full stop

You know what? I am in. Fat retard and regular retard getting involved with Phil made his subforum even more obnoxious. Now they are basically running around head to toe in shit screaming "OMG PHIL LIED ABOUT HIS MONEY FOR 100001TH TIME NOW PLEASE FEATURE THIS". I might start to root for him just to get on their nerves since at this point they are as delusional as he is.

Probably Patrick Tomlinson. He's just a fat dumbass who is terminally online.
Ehm, show me another fat dumbass who is terminally online who swatted himself to scam the police, had a lolsuit against CloudFlare and lost spectacularly and now gets trolled 24 7. And all of this over calling Norm unfunny once. Fuck, I remember at the dawn of Pat storyline he had a fight on Reddit with O n A retards, that thread got removed from the subforum, but people with direct link could still reply. He then spent WEEKS answering "no you didn't stalker" in a thread that nobody could see. He is not just stupid, he is mentally ill.
 
I'll say it again - 90% of the fun came from trolling Chris, albeit directly or just by making fun of him somewhere. Without his battles with trolls he would be just a massive sperg with a bad comic book and love quest. As soon as good trolls left the scene he became nothing and then trooned out of desperation and narcissism. Hell, his only "achievement" since was raping his demented mother. More than people who still follow him unironically I hate zoomers and retards who give him money.
Yeah but, if we go by the encyclopedia dramatica article of people who fought back against trolls and became lolcows. What in particular, made him the bigger attraction?

Because there had been people who fought against trolls in the past and today, who all did similar or even worse things than Chris. But Chris somehow is the bigger of all of them.

That is what boggles me.
 
Yeah but, if we go by the encyclopedia dramatica article of people who fought back against trolls and became lolcows. What in particular, made him the bigger attraction?

Because there had been people who fought against trolls in the past and today, who all did similar or even worse things than Chris. But Chris somehow is the bigger of all of them.

That is what boggles me.
That's not surprising. He was just the first major lolcow. Also, there was CWC wiki which made it possible for newbies to quickly jump on a train and hate him with others. Later it transformed into YT videos that made it even easier.
 
That's not surprising. He was just the first major lolcow. Also, there was CWC wiki which made it possible for newbies to quickly jump on a train and hate him with others. Later it transformed into YT videos that made it even easier.
And also that Chris was basically an open book. Every embarrasing detail about his life, he would mention and make a video about it. Then he made SheCameForCWC.jpg and Megan discovered it and his fate was sealed
 
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And also that Chris was basically an open book. Every embarrasing detail about his life, he would mention and make a video about it. Then he made SheCameForCWC.jpg and Megan discovered it and his fate was sealed
Megan would not be with him in any case. Her cutting all the contact with him was just a matter of time, since he was becoming more and more... Predatory? I mean, his whole plan with Rappa the Rapper contest was to win a free ride where they would share a room and quote "have their first time", basically he had no concept about getting rejected by her. He never had a chance with her.

Also, not only he was powerlevelling all the time, he was so fucking easy to troll and bait to reveal something about himself in private. I'd say 50% of the Christory was achieved through that. JULAAAAAAAAAAAY alone is the best indicator.
 
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I'm baffled by his popularity. His airy baritone is sleep inducing. He's not funny. He's not a thinker. He doesn't have any expertise or insight. He's not even a lolcow. Might as well just put his baseball cap on the chair and press record.

15million followers!
I used to watch him since way, way back. When I was still a teenager and thought him saying, "Cock and balls. Cock and balls. Devil's asshole. My Penis lol." It was fun when he was only playing games and reacting to that. But it hasn't aged well at all.

Stopped giving a shit when he made that video of him ragging on people who don't support BLM and calling them stupid. And that time he announced to the world that he was all for child genital mutilation as long as "everyone's happy" as just icing on the cake.
 
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