Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
"64% of the planet's surface is water (Indri VIII)...I thought that if I stared at these number blocks long enough, I'd recognize a pattern." - Capt. Picard, "19 different DNA fragments on 19 different worlds... This is an algorithm...a computer program that's hidden in the fabric of the DNA... 'I was in the neighborhood'". - ST: TNG, The Chase (S6/Ep20, 1993) on H&I

20. The Chase
Picard finds himself in a race with Cardassians, Klingons, and Romulans to solve a four billion year old genetic puzzle... The professor...states that he has come across something in his travels which could be the most profound discovery of their time.

http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/The_Chase

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"When you're an enemy of the gods, you create your own fate" - ad for Hercules, 21:25
 
"64% of the planet's surface is water (Indri VIII)...I thought that if I stared at these number blocks long enough, I'd recognize a pattern." - Capt. Picard, "19 different DNA fragments on 19 different worlds... This is an algorithm...a computer program that's hidden in the fabric of the DNA... 'I was in the neighborhood'". - ST: TNG, The Chase (S6/Ep20, 1993) on H&I

20. The Chase
Picard finds himself in a race with Cardassians, Klingons, and Romulans to solve a four billion year old genetic puzzle... The professor...states that he has come across something in his travels which could be the most profound discovery of their time.

http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/The_Chase

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"When you're an enemy of the gods, you create your own fate" - ad for Hercules, 21:25
Okay, now you're making even less sense than usual.
 
Okay, now you're making even less sense than usual.
Seeing as you've been going through the whole thread and trimming it up, I would really like your opinion on this: do you note a strong decline in Brad's abilities over the last three years?
 
Seeing as you've been going through the whole thread and trimming it up, I would really like your opinion on this: do you note a strong decline in Brad's abilities over the last three years?
Not really. There definitely is a decline, but it's hard to say how much because he started out batshit.
 
"64% of the planet's surface is water (Indri VIII)...I thought that if I stared at these number blocks long enough, I'd recognize a pattern." - Capt. Picard, "19 different DNA fragments on 19 different worlds... This is an algorithm...a computer program that's hidden in the fabric of the DNA... 'I was in the neighborhood'". - ST: TNG, The Chase (S6/Ep20, 1993) on H&I

20. The Chase
Picard finds himself in a race with Cardassians, Klingons, and Romulans to solve a four billion year old genetic puzzle... The professor...states that he has come across something in his travels which could be the most profound discovery of their time.

http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/The_Chase

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"When you're an enemy of the gods, you create your own fate" - ad for Hercules, 21:25

That episode was about a progenitor species that basically seeded worlds with their DNA which resulted in many species eventually evolving into humanoid races (Humans, Klingons, Romulans, etc). When this is revealed, the various races are disgusted by the idea and refuse to believe it despite the evidence. Similar to how Brad reacts to any logic or actual scientific information that disproves him. Not sure why he's hacking it into meaningless bits. He also got the quotes slightly wrong.
 
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"64% of the planet's surface is water (Indri VIII)...I thought that if I stared at these number blocks long enough, I'd recognize a pattern." - Capt. Picard, "19 different DNA fragments on 19 different worlds... This is an algorithm...a computer program that's hidden in the fabric of the DNA... 'I was in the neighborhood'". - ST: TNG, The Chase (S6/Ep20, 1993) on H&I

20. The Chase
Picard finds himself in a race with Cardassians, Klingons, and Romulans to solve a four billion year old genetic puzzle... The professor...states that he has come across something in his travels which could be the most profound discovery of their time.

http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/The_Chase

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"When you're an enemy of the gods, you create your own fate" - ad for Hercules, 21:25


Wrong planet, wrong number.

Actual quote
"Ruah Four is an M class planet.
Sixty-seven percent of the surface
is covered with water. The landmass
contains multiple animal
species, including a genus of
proto-hominids."

Brad is definitely in decline. His ramblings are less connected to themselves, less internally consistent, he's stretching and fudging more and more.
 
@LoverofPi,

Where did you get that actual quote from ST: TNG?

@trombonista & @ChurchOfGodBear ,

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@RomanCuntDufus,

Maybe you will experience 'heaven' as a hippo?


Synchronism: 7:04 "Hope Hicks leaving the White House is just a coincidence." - GMA, ABC. Hope Hicks was the hope for hicks.

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hippo pod: the future for Kiwifarmers-antichrists​
 
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The following is from https://www.livescience.com/34052-u...s=436268313456717&fb_action_types=og.comments ...


Is string theory correct?

When physicists assume all the elementary particles are actually one-dimensional loops, or 'strings', each of which vibrates at a different frequency, physics gets much easier. String theory allows physicists to reconcile the laws governing particles, called quantum mechanics, with the laws governing spacetime, called general relativity, and to unify the four fundamental forces of nature into a single framework. But the problem is, string theory can only work in a universe with 10 or 11 dimensions: 3 large spatial ones, 6 or 7 compacted spatial ones, and a time dimension. The compacted spatial dimensions — as well as the vibrating strings themselves — are about a billionth of a trillionth of the size of an atomic nucleus. There's no conceivable way to detect anything that small, and so there's no known way to experimentally validate or invalidate string theory.

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6D hyperspace + 4 common dimensions = 10D spacetime

or

7D hs + 4D = 11D st
 
Curious comparison between Brad and Gene Ray... in their respective hypotheses, both deny the existence of the Abrahamic “God”. Brad claims his is just a computer, Gene says that God is evil because it leads to belief in one-day time. Both essentially place themselves as the closest thing to “God” that their belief systems will allow.

These guys essentially say there is no God, unless you want to worship them, and that anything contrary to this is “evil”. No wonder schizos end up taking a few people with them when they snap.
 
The following is from https://www.livescience.com/34052-u...s=436268313456717&fb_action_types=og.comments ...


Is string theory correct?

When physicists assume all the elementary particles are actually one-dimensional loops, or 'strings', each of which vibrates at a different frequency, physics gets much easier. String theory allows physicists to reconcile the laws governing particles, called quantum mechanics, with the laws governing spacetime, called general relativity, and to unify the four fundamental forces of nature into a single framework. But the problem is, string theory can only work in a universe with 10 or 11 dimensions: 3 large spatial ones, 6 or 7 compacted spatial ones, and a time dimension. The compacted spatial dimensions — as well as the vibrating strings themselves — are about a billionth of a trillionth of the size of an atomic nucleus. There's no conceivable way to detect anything that small, and so there's no known way to experimentally validate or invalidate string theory.

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6D hyperspace + 4 common dimensions = 10D spacetime

or

7D hs + 4D = 11D st

You know string theory is about 12 dimensions right? 11D theory is old.

I know this is far beyond what you can understand in String Theory Brad but here you go.

12D theory get's around 11D theory flaws.

https://www.scribd.com/document/79032313/Itzhak-Bars-Survey-of-two-time-physics
 
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@LoverofPi,

Where did you get that actual quote from ST: TNG?

You... you do know that Star Trek has a comprehensive and obsessive fandom, yes? Transcripts are all over the place.

@RomanCuntDufus,

Maybe you will experience 'heaven' as a hippo?


Synchronism: 7:04 "Hope Hicks leaving the White House is just a coincidence." - GMA, ABC. Hope Hicks was the hope for hicks.

Brad- or should I say Richard- are you aware that the word hick is a derivative of the name Richard? And that you yourself are a Hick? And you shouldn't be casting stones, given your awkward and simple manner. The only thing keeping you from being a full on hick is location.
 
You... you do know that Star Trek has a comprehensive and obsessive fandom, yes? Transcripts are all over the place.



Brad- or should I say Richard- are you aware that the word hick is a derivative of the name Richard? And that you yourself are a Hick? And you shouldn't be casting stones, given your awkward and simple manner. The only thing keeping you from being a full on hick is location.

Except I would say his family were "hicks". If what I found is correct his grandfather is from Alabama. Also explains why Brad got the notion that he's famous people from history given his grandfathers middle name.
 
Curious comparison between Brad and Gene Ray... in their respective hypotheses, both deny the existence of the Abrahamic “God”. Brad claims his is just a computer, Gene says that God is evil because it leads to belief in one-day time. Both essentially place themselves as the closest thing to “God” that their belief systems will allow.

These guys essentially say there is no God, unless you want to worship them, and that anything contrary to this is “evil”. No wonder schizos end up taking a few people with them when they snap.
I'm not a shrink, but I assume it's a really weird mix of an inferiority complex that they somehow try to overcompensate and a lot of narcissism. The realization that their life amounts to absolutely nothing paired with their need to be praised leads them down the path to megalomania.

It's clear Brad coasted through life, he's an underachiever that took a long time to get a music degree and then started out on a somewhat unremarkable career as a musician that lead him to a couple projects (such as that Global Music Orchestra or whatever it was called...) that ultimately never went anywhere, so he nowadays earns a few bucks by playing the drums every now and then and if I'm not mistaken, he's making his most money by renting out his instruments.

There might also be a history of substance abuse (we know he at least was caught drunk off his ass a couple of times by Miami's beloved Jerkops), but at some point, he snapped. I think he once said that he watched some golf tournament and suddenly God tried to force him to shout "I am Jesus Christ!" and Brad had to really contain himself hard to suppress this urge.

Conveniently, Brad avoids any kind of goal to verify his own supposed importance.
As I like to point out, he never says "My claims will be validated on this specific date" or "... in this specific way." It's always a very vague notion that the world by and large will agree that his teachings are completely correct "eventually".
NASA will announce the existence of Nestor in the non-descript future.
God=617 will be proven correct in the non-descript future.
All the mean Kiwis will be punished in the non-descript future.
And he'll lazily and lamely claim that his curse has come true at the drop of a hat. If I announced that I stubbed my toe, he'd instantly claim that this mishap was caused by his pagan curse.
In that regard, he's much like OPL and his curse-ye-hame-ha.
 
I'm not a shrink, but I assume it's a really weird mix of an inferiority complex that they somehow try to overcompensate and a lot of narcissism. The realization that their life amounts to absolutely nothing paired with their need to be praised leads them down the path to megalomania.

It's clear Brad coasted through life, he's an underachiever that took a long time to get a music degree and then started out on a somewhat unremarkable career as a musician that lead him to a couple projects (such as that Global Music Orchestra or whatever it was called...) that ultimately never went anywhere, so he nowadays earns a few bucks by playing the drums every now and then and if I'm not mistaken, he's making his most money by renting out his instruments.

There might also be a history of substance abuse (we know he at least was caught drunk off his ass a couple of times by Miami's beloved Jerkops), but at some point, he snapped. I think he once said that he watched some golf tournament and suddenly God tried to force him to shout "I am Jesus Christ!" and Brad had to really contain himself hard to suppress this urge.

Conveniently, Brad avoids any kind of goal to verify his own supposed importance.
As I like to point out, he never says "My claims will be validated on this specific date" or "... in this specific way." It's always a very vague notion that the world by and large will agree that his teachings are completely correct "eventually".
NASA will announce the existence of Nestor in the non-descript future.
God=617 will be proven correct in the non-descript future.
All the mean Kiwis will be punished in the non-descript future.
And he'll lazily and lamely claim that his curse has come true at the drop of a hat. If I announced that I stubbed my toe, he'd instantly claim that this mishap was caused by his pagan curse.
In that regard, he's much like OPL and his curse-ye-hame-ha.

The whole thinking he's god thing could have had to do with his grandfather who if I'm not mistaken was a reverend.

One thing you have to ask yourself though is this, why does Brad fixate on 7's and 4's when his father and grandfather died at the age of 83?
 
B. Watson (Bubba) after 7 holes is -4 and tied for the lead in the WGC on Golf Channel.

Are you Christ as described in the New Testament?
Yes.
As in in restoring the dead during the end times Christ?
"Restoring the dead"? I've never heard that expression. I've always heard, "Resurrecting the dead". Have you got a source/link for restoring?

"End times" is an incorrect term. Time never ends. Matthew 24:3 states, "The end of the age." We saw* the end of the Age of Pisces and the beginning of the Age of Aquarius/New Age/Messianic Age on 12/21/12 - the Great Cosmic Alignment - that only happens once every 26,000 years.


*Synchronism: 15:42 "We saw..." - golf commentator
 
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