Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
Synchronism: 5.5.18 8:30 "Nature's Triple Threat": volcano, earthquakes, severe weather/tornadoes - GMA, ABC

I continued to evaluate the "7 Seals"/theories realizing that this was a very special Nature day in the US. I added "Buddha" to FIG=6|7 Bible/Buddha Code: 4 is a given in Seal #2. I also realized that I needed to delete "Demerit→Spieth" (golf legend Jimmy Demerit→Jordan Spieth) from Seal #7. I had 4 ("FORE!") golfers here and one too many. I only added that because a few months back when I was tweaking this section, I had a live golf tournament on TV and Jordon Spieth sank a 70-foot putt that broke three different ways! By making some room in Reincarnation Theory, I was able to add Pythagoras and Julius Caesar JC which are really important.


Synchronism: 5.5.18 19:34 "Are really important." - Tracee Ellis Ross on CNN
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@ChurchOfGodHippo,

You're a compulsive/pathological liar. Why are you obsessed with me? Get the FUC out of here!
So far @ChurchOfGodBear has only told the truth in this thread, you on the other hand have not done so.
Brad, noone currently in this thread is "obsessed" with you. You are mild entertainment to us.
To me, this thread is a palate cleanser, akin to white bread during wine-tasting.
I come to this thread to get a quick breather from other, more important, lolcow-threads that I follow, since this thread is always exactly the same: You are spewing nonsense while far smarter Kiwis showcase just how wrong you are.

Also kudos to whoever restored Brad's ability to post on profiles :heart-full:
Even Nate Speed manages to do something different every once and a while. Richard just continues to be wrong about something every day and post the same shit that can be called out as lies.

Also, I take it you got a little message from our resident schizophrenic?
 
So far @ChurchOfGodBear has only told the truth in this thread, you on the other hand have not done so.

Even Nate Speed manages to do something different every once and a while. Richard just continues to be wrong about something every day and post the same shit that can be called out as lies.

Also, I take it you got a little message from our resident schizophrenic?
He seems to take his new-found privilege of profile-shitposting out for a spin. A shame he's not very creative about it.
 
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What information did you give the player? Because "priest for the tax breaks" is actually Brad-like, but "literal Jesus-style self-sacrifice to save others" really isn't.
 
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I wonder how often he's been told that he's a pathological liar? It is common for people with Brad's (supposed) conditions to fixate on things they've heard, and it definitely comes across as repeating something he heard himself, to say nothing of projecting onto other people.
This is an interesting point. It begs the question: to what degree is Brad cognizant of his own lies?
 
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This is an interesting point. It begs the question: to what degree is Brad cognizant of his own lies?
Early on when I joined the thread, I realized that Brad was really touchy on the subject of being accused of lying.

The funny thing is, his method to deal with that is the exact same as a small child would react:
Denial. Refusal to listen.
He just clamps his ears shut and then repeats the lie. That's why a lot of the times, it doesn't really matter when one points out his lies.
And it certainly doesn't help that Brad's brain regularly resets.
 
Early on when I joined the thread, I realized that Brad was really touchy on the subject of being accused of lying.

The funny thing is, his method to deal with that is the exact same as a small child would react:
Denial. Refusal to listen.
He just clamps his ears shut and then repeats the lie. That's why a lot of the times, it doesn't really matter when one points out his lies.
And it certainly doesn't help that Brad's brain regularly resets.
Excellent observations! So that means, schizophrenia or no, Brad does grasp that what he says does not always coincide with the truth. And that he sees at least enough individualism in the NPCs around him to try and put a "spin" on his words.
 
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Among other things, the pastor at my church this morning asked that we pray for people suffering from schizophrenia. There may be hope for Brad yet.
 
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Among other things, the pastor at my church this morning asked that we pray for people suffering from schizophrenia. There may be hope for Brad yet.
I do pray for Brad and people like him. That's why I hope our conversation here will prompt him to seek help. Unlike Brad, I don't think God is a computer that runs my program, I think God will help those who help themselves.

Granted, Brad's history doesn't involve a lot of self-motivation.
 
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just because your boy Tiger is choking... What would Jesus74 do?
"Tiger Woods did something Sunday at the Wells Fargo Championship that he hadn't done in more than four years. For the first time since the 2014 WGC-Cadillac Championship at Doral (in Miami), when he shot 78 in the final round, Woods didn't record a birdie in a non-major PGA Tour round. Woods made three bogeys and shot 3-over 74." - https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/go...al-round-since-’14/ar-AAwQljy?ocid=spartandhp
 
The problem is he's doing stuff like golfing on his good days. I don't think we've ever heard from him during a lucid period.
Frankly, I think he's sometimes lying about what he's doing that day. Even stupid details about golfing or watching TV don't always add up. Why Brad can't just be honest, I don't know.
 
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