Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[thebonesauce]

@Brad Watson_Miami
I want you to know that I am a time traveler.

I have seen the Holocaust, I have seen the dinosaurs first hand. I witnessed Christ being crucified and I have seen the distant future.

I can tell you that you are not the incarnation of Christ. I have seen the incarnation of Christ... To my surprise, it was a woman.

Natalie Ambruglia, the artist who wrote the one hit wonder Torn, is the TRUE and HONEST incarnation of Christ!

“You’re already torn.” This is an analogy for humanity being torn between good and evil.

Natalie warned me about you, @Brad Watson_Miami and she told me that you are a false prophet. The true algorithm is 5_9.

Stand down, demon spawn! Bow to the true Lord and Savior!

See, I can make up a bunch of bullshit as well!

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

So @Brad Watson_Miami what's your take on this whole journalist murder? Sign of the end times scroll opening stuff?

 

[thebonesauce]

In my opinion it’s no different from the last 20 times people claimed the world would end. In fact, as far as last week, reverend John Hagee claims that the rapture will happen in the next couple of years.

How these people come to these conclusions is beyond me.

 

[Mr. X]

Schizophrenia is likely behind a lot of it. We already know Brad thinks his TV is talking to him.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Schizophrenia is likely behind a lot of it. We already know Brad thinks his TV is talking to him.

If only his gf would talk to him. Things like "You should really go to see a doctor" would be a good start, but alas, she's not smart enough to do that, it seems.

 

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In my opinion it’s no different from the last 20 times people claimed the world would end. In fact, as far as last week, reverend John Hagee claims that the rapture will happen in the next couple of years.

How these people come to these conclusions is beyond me.

What's insane is a lot of those people will still claim they were right even after the date has passed. Theyll use the patented Richard Schizo Method of "it started but is going slowly" and point to things like Trump or Obama in power. Even tho they set up the event like fire would rain from the sky on day 1. Those people are bad.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

What's insane is a lot of those people will still claim they were right even after the date has passed. Theyll use the patented Richard Schizo Method of "it started but is going slowly" and point to things like Trump or Obama in power. Even tho they set up the event like fire would rain from the sky on day 1. Those people are bad.

It's a lot like predicting the most terrible weather ever to an inauguration and then trying to claim victory when there's a soft rain and nothing more.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Fluhre, I am extra-special-turbo-wishing that you get better soon. The minute you do, I will totally claim victory and that I am a powerful wielder of the forces of the universe, so hurry up with that.

(No, but really, please feel better.)

I just have something in my lungs due to the place I'm working at, should be gone by Wednesday. Luckily this hasn't caused pneumonia.

If only his gf would talk to him. Things like "You should really go to see a doctor" would be a good start, but alas, she's not smart enough to do that, it seems.

Couldn't agree more. Like she's supposed to love him right? Wouldn't you want the person you love to get better? Like I wouldn't have seen the doctor for this cough if it wasn't for my girlfriend and kids.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

I am going to trot out an ancient stereotype here, but it is really, really hard to make someone of the male persuasion go to a doctor when they don't want to. That's probably magnified tenfold when the problem is mental.

Source: Mr. Horse relies on cheapo reading glasses from retail stores. I'm pretty sure he could use actual prescription glasses, not least because he keeps asking me to read the fine print on, say, a bottle of ibuprofen to see how many he can take per 24 hours (he's fine currently, just an example). He has insurance. I've begged, pleaded, cajoled -- I don't think it's okay to make threats to one's spouse -- used my feminine wiles, you name it. He will not go for a quick eye exam and a prescription for glasses, which are covered at the rate of one pair a year. I don't understand quite what he has against opticians, but since I'm too nice to pull a Lysistrata over it, he'll go in his own sweet time. And it's not even the type of thing where he would have to give up a comfortable belief in being Jesus and Einstein rolled into one.

Fluhre, good to hear your family is more persuasive than I seem to be! I hope work is understanding. I would be tempted to file for worker's compensation because I live in the US and that's how we roll, but as long as you're getting paid days off and your doctor's fee taken care of, that's adequate too.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I am going to trot out an ancient stereotype here, but it is really, really hard to make someone of the male persuasion go to a doctor when they don't want to. That's probably magnified tenfold when the problem is mental.

Source: Mr. Horse relies on cheapo reading glasses from retail stores. I'm pretty sure he could use actual prescription glasses, not least because he keeps asking me to read the fine print on, say, a bottle of ibuprofen to see how many he can take per 24 hours (he's fine currently, just an example). He has insurance. I've begged, pleaded, cajoled -- I don't think it's okay to make threats to one's spouse -- used my feminine wiles, you name it. He will not go for a quick eye exam and a prescription for glasses, which are covered at the rate of one pair a year. I don't understand quite what he has against opticians, but since I'm too nice to pull a Lysistrata over it, he'll go in his own sweet time. And it's not even the type of thing where he would have to give up a comfortable belief in being Jesus and Einstein rolled into one.

Fluhre, good to hear your family is more persuasive than I seem to be! I hope work is understanding. I would be tempted to file for worker's compensation because I live in the US and that's how we roll, but as long as you're getting paid days off and your doctor's fee taken care of, that's adequate too.

Schizophrenics never want to seek help because they see themselves to be completely fine and those around them are the ones with problems, you have to force them to seek help. I find that the whole deinstitutionalization was a terrible mistake, just look how long it took the first mass murderer to appear after it happened.

I'm not at work for long, I just go in, pick up my assignment, talk to a few people and leave. I do most of my work from home.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

@Brad Watson_Miami who's more evil47? Trump or Putin?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

So since Richard here just looks at numbers and never bothers to look further into news stories, Troy likes his trucker hats. In one of his interviews, he was wearing a green Astros hat. A lot of his photos he's also wearing a hat. That post of his really shows how little he cares about the things he reads and only cares about the numbers in them. Autistic counting vampire indeed.

I'd like to mention that those hats can still be found on Amazon, it's not a 34-year old hat.

Also, Minute Maid Park has a maximum seat capacity of 41,168, the 43,277 would be an inflation of numbers given to make it seem like baseball isn't a dying sport. You see that a lot in sports and "sports entertainment". Forbes has a good article on this https://www.forbes.com/sites/sports...s-attendance-figures-speak-lies/#2d81baaf2b2a.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Schizophrenics never want to seek help because they see themselves to be completely fine and those around them are the ones with problems, you have to force them to seek help. I find that the whole deinstitutionalization was a terrible mistake, just look how long it took the first mass murderer to appear after it happened.

I'm not at work for long, I just go in, pick up my assignment, talk to a few people and leave. I do most of my work from home.

Remember, schizophrenia in layman's terms is "split mind". There is more than a little truth to that. Brad's Brain is broken, compartmentalized, if you will, so that he can literally believe two opposing ideas at once. This is how he can simultaneously think reincarnation "saves" your memories and yet think he was Jesus without remembering anything.

Like you said, he sees nothing wrong. His brain is re-wiring itself and compelling him to ignore what's obvious to any sane person.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Remember, schizophrenia in layman's terms is "split mind". There is more than a little truth to that. Brad's Brain is broken, compartmentalized, if you will, so that he can literally believe two opposing ideas at once. This is how he can simultaneously think reincarnation "saves" your memories and yet think he was Jesus without remembering anything.

Like you said, he sees nothing wrong. His brain is re-wiring itself and compelling him to ignore what's obvious to any sane person.

... and any outside voice that brings this to his short-lived attention is deemed a demon and angers him.

I wonder if there's a tiny part of Brad that has the slightest hunch of what's going on that's in constant terror to be forced to face all this bullshit and thus makes him so easily triggered and angry.

 

[thebonesauce]

Where’s my goddamn judgement, @Brad Watson_Miami ? Please don’t say it’s on your mess of a website. I want it here for all to see!

 

[[V A P O R W A V E]]

Brad hasnt been on in 4 days? Did he die, give up on posting, or did he just forget he was ever on KF?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Brad hasnt been on in 4 days? Did he die, give up on posting, or did he just forget he was ever on KF?

He had a show at one of his churches a few days ago. With the amount of music he did at it he's probably tired.

 

[Adamska]

He had a show at one of his churches a few days ago. With the amount of music he did at it he's probably tired.

He also might still be on the high of actually being around people again; it's probably been quite a while since he could interact at people in meatspace, which would serve the same purpose as this webzone.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

He also might still be on the high of actually being around people again; it's probably been quite a while since he could interact at people in meatspace, which would serve the same purpose as this webzone.

I would show a few pictures and videos taken from the concert but the Farms seems to have issues with uploading files right now. While he's shown to be smirking, his eyes are quite dead as usual.

Edit, the was signing me out for some odd reason, that too has been happening.

Concert seems to be going up on Youtube so that will be nice to listen to, sadly it's not my style of instrumentals, I prefer violins and flutes.

 

[[V A P O R W A V E]]

I would show a few pictures and videos taken from the concert but the Farms seems to have issues with uploading files right now. While he's shown to be smirking, his eyes are quite dead as usual.

Edit, the was signing me out for some odd reason, that too has been happening.
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Concert seems to be going up on Youtube so that will be nice to listen to, sadly it's not my style of instrumentals, I prefer violins and flutes.

I know it's easy to shit on his schizophrenic delusions, but is he good at music? Like I doubt he's fucking ZZ Top but does he do good for a house performer?