Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%

  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%

  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%

  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%

  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%

  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%

  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%
  • Total voters
    1,235
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I know it's easy to shit on his schizophrenic delusions, but is he good at music? Like I doubt he's fucking ZZ Top but does he do good for a house performer?
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He's okay, I'd say. There once was a video posted of him playing drums on an empty plastic bucket in (I think) a church, while he was making some jokes and sometimes hitting the bucket with the back end of the drumsticks.

He sucks at anything science, but at least he knows how to hit things rythmically.
Unfortunately, Brad is unable to break his spam-bot programming to answer questions such as "How come you started playing Golf" or "Why did you pick percussion instruments as your field of study?". He never answers such questions.
 
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RomanesEuntDomus said:
He's okay, I'd say. There once was a video posted of him playing drums on an empty plastic bucket in (I think) a church, while he was making some jokes and sometimes hitting the bucket with the back end of the drumsticks.

He sucks at anything science, but at least he knows how to hit things rythmically.
Unfortunately, Brad is unable to break his spam-bot programming to answer questions such as "How come you started playing Golf" or "Why did you pick percussion instruments as your field of study?". He never answers such questions.
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I wonder what @Cowlick Thanks of Brad's level of skill. TJ is a resident music expert
 
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Mr. @Brad Watson_Miami , what is it gonna take to get you to give me my arbitrary judgment? I was really looking forward to it!

Are you really autistic? Or just schizophrenic? Asking for a friend.
 
@Pozzingmyfilthyneghole (pozzing?),

Fist time here?

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On Sunday around 12:30 pm, I was driving to a dress rehearsal and listening to the Dolphins' pregame on the radio. "The Dolphins are 7-4 out of the 11 times they've faced the Lions." Ok. "Miami's record is 4-2." Uh-Oh. I, of course wanted Miami to win, but GOD=7_4* directs them to lose. Detroit beat Miami.

Tonight, after 7 games, both the Miami Dolphins and Houston Texans are 4-3.

Boston has won the first two World Series games over LA in the best 4-of-7 series.


*19:14 "$75 back" - Humana ad on MeTV
 
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Brad Watson_Miami said:
@Pozzingmyfilthyneghole (pozzing?),

Fist time here?

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On Sunday around 12:30 pm, I was driving to a dress rehearsal and listening to the Dolphins' pregame on the radio. "The Dolphins are 7-4 out of the 11 times they've faced the Lions." Ok. "Miami's record is 4-2." Uh-Oh. I, of course wanted Miami to win, but GOD=7_4* directs them to lose. Detroit beat Miami.

Tonight, after 7 games, both the Miami Dolphins and Houston Texans are 4-3.

Boston has won the first two World Series games over LA in the best 4-of-7 series.


*19:14 "$75 back" - Humana ad on MeTV
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God is love, not hate.
 
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Brad Watson_Miami said:
@Pozzingmyfilthyneghole (pozzing?),

Fist time here?
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Into Fisting now, Brad? I can't say it surprises me too much.

On Sunday around 12:30 pm, I was driving to a dress rehearsal and listening to the Dolphins' pregame on the radio. "The Dolphins are 7-4 out of the 11 times they've faced the Lions." Ok. "Miami's record is 4-2." Uh-Oh. I, of course wanted Miami to win, but GOD=7_4* directs them to lose. Detroit beat Miami.

Tonight, after 7 games, both the Miami Dolphins and Houston Texans are 4-3.

Boston has won the first two World Series games over LA in the best 4-of-7 series.


*19:14 "$75 back" - Humana ad on MeTV
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75 isn't 74, Brad. I know math isn't your strong suit, but are you losing counting, too?
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
Richard isn't even bothering to try when he "judges" someone anymore.
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He is just barely able to tell the guy wanted it and shorted him of the full routine out of childish spite.

Nice to see that his crippling need to pretend he isn't a washed up musician and actually important managed to ruin whatever couple of days he had of what could arguably be called fun. I reckon he was too busy counting out the syllables spoken by the preacher to really get any fun out of it.
 
@Pozzingmyfilthyneghole,

GOD is everything: love and hate, but more love. GOD is also just more than unjust.

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@trombonista (who doesn't play trombone),

Did you graduate high school? What kind of work do you do?
 
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