Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[Cynical]

Brad, you're actually a halfway decent guy to talk to when you aren't ranting about being God and spouting numerology BS, so I'd like to offer some advice.

Stop that entirely. Devote your life to other topics. You've only gotten mocked for the insane drivel about being God, notice we haven't given you grief about most anything else you bring up?

Yeah, I know, I deny your divinity, but if you deny it too, you might just be a happy human being instead of an insane, autistic wannabe god.

 

[voiceguy]

I guess it means you like salmon?

 

[MerriedManJr]

hurrhurrhurr,

You're an alcoholic. Seek help.

Here's a 'miracle' for ya. When's your birthday (don't tell me the year)? Look it up in the Bible; start in the Book of Matthew the first Christian book in the Bible, the first mention of Jesus son of Joseph. This is the Birthday Bible Code. Mine is July 26, so Matthew 7:26, "Anyone who hears these words of mine and doesn't obey them is like a foolish man who built his house on sand."

Please share your birthday with us.

Neat! Can I play too? March 17.

Matthew 3:17
And a voice from heaven said, "This is my son, whom I love; with him I am well pleased."

Looks like I'm the TRUE and HONEST Son of God, Brad. It's okay though. I forgive you for imitating me.

 

[Splendid]

Brad, what is your opinion on anime?

 

[The Knife]

Matthew 12:23, my birthday: "And all the people were amazed, and said, Is not this the son of David?"

OH SNAP DOES THIS MEAN I'M JESUS?!

 

[Marionette]

Brad, you're actually a halfway decent guy to talk to when you aren't ranting about being God and spouting numerology BS, so I'd like to offer some advice.

Stop that entirely. Devote your life to other topics. You've only gotten mocked for the insane drivel about being God, notice we haven't given you grief about most anything else you bring up?

Yeah, I know, I deny your divinity, but if you deny it too, you might just be a happy human being instead of an insane, autistic wannabe god.

Pretty much this. You seem like a sane guy unil you pull out the judgements and act like a major cunt.

Take a break bucko. Hell, if you acted just a little more humble and not like an entitled 10 year old you might get people to actually listen to you. Maybe believe in you.

Until then I await my fate to be reincarnated into the depths of the sea and become one with the dark Abyss.

 

[Stratomsk]

All this talk about God reminded me of this:

The living explosion is @Brad Watson_Miami.

 

[Picklechu]

Oh, look, I'm not listed in Bradshaw's judgments. I guess that means that I was absolved once he reviewed my case. Truly, I am blessed. I am one of the Elect!

EDIT: Also, super important--I just turned on the TV and it was a KFC commercial! Synchronicity: chicken is delicious.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

I just observed that the Miami Marlins are 7 wins 11 losses 7 games back and have won 4 in a row. 'Coincidence' or sign from GOD(7_4)?

 

[Dr. Mario]

I just observed that the Miami Marlins are 7 wins 11 losses 7 games back and have won 4 in a row. 'Coincidence' or sign from GOD(7_4)?

You're drunk, go home.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

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What animal reincarnation do you imagine would be the worst?

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621311 25021.

 

[Dr. Mario]

621311 25021.

Yeah yeah, numbers. Whatever.

 

[voiceguy]

Brad! You're back! Do you have any Bible verses you would like me to find? Standard Bible, please, not your translation. I just want to see if I gave you an unfair challenge. It can be any verse in the Bible that's at least two lines long. If I can't do it then you will get a full and sincere apology from me. If I can, then you will have to admit that I do know what I'm talking about when it comes to the Word of God.

 

[Sigyn]

Brad Watson is basically that creepy uncle at every family function that the whole family avoids talking to unless necessary. and when he DOES talk it's all about 'nam even though he was never in nam. That is Brad's true form, I think.

 

[Picklechu]

What animal reincarnation do you imagine would be the worst?

Not a happy rottweiler who gets treats and gets to play in the park every day! Anything but that!

 

[Overchek]

Oooooh, are we doing our favorite reincarnations in this thread?

I wanna be reincarnated as Sophia Vergara's tits. @Brad Watson_Miami make it happen.

 

[voiceguy]

621311 25021.

Ah, yes. Five minutes and you're back to the obscenities.

Hey Brad, why do you always delete the quotes? Do you want everything you say to be taken out of context? That's what the quotes are for, to provide context to your post.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Ronald(6 Letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6) was the "666 1st Beast"/Antichrist.

George Walker Bush Jr. was the "2nd Beast"/Antichrist.

United(6) States(6) Dollar(6) is the "666 mark of the Beast".

Now you can't tell GOD, "I didn't know!"

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Ronald(6 Letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6) was the "666 1st Beast"/Antichrist.

George Walker Bush Jr. was the "2nd Beast"/Antichrist.

United(6) States(6) Dollar(6) is the "666 mark of the Beast".

Now you can't tell GOD, "I didn't know!"

What about Jeb Bush?

 

[voiceguy]

Ronald(6 Letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6) was the "666 1st Beast"/Antichrist.

George Walker Bush Jr. was the "2nd Beast"/Antichrist.

United(6) States(6) Dollar(6) is the "666 mark of the Beast".

Now you can't tell GOD, "I didn't know!"

Could you at least get some new material?