Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%

  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%

  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%

  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%

  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%

  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%

  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%
  • Total voters
    1,235
Adamska said:
Translation of sperg speech: FUCK Y-BA.
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Wow! You decoded 25021 to equal Y-BA. What, are you like 12 years old? Do your parents74 know you're using the Internet and cursing?

Synchronism: 4/25/15 21:54 "Orion smugglers." - Star Trek
 
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No one posted a screenshot of Brads proof that he is in fact Brad Watson so here you go for anyone who had a doubt for some reason.
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Brad Watson_Miami said:
Wow! You decoded 25021 to equal Y-BA. What, are you like 12 years old? Do your parents74 know you're using the Internet and cursing?

Synchronism: 4/25/15 21:54 "Orion smugglers." - Star Trek
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Nope, but I do think my preteen self could've used that simple number - > letter thing you do better than you, considering I wasn't damaged enough as a child to simply keep my O's when I translate.

And don't get pissy about swear words when you've been busting them out left and right in your Sperg Speech.
 
Brad, what's your opinion on Temple OS?

http://www.templeos.org/

A man named Terry Davis claimed to receive divine inspiration from God to create an operating system specifically tailored to His interests. The OS features an application that allows you to summon God Himself and receive messages through a PRNG that looks up words. God even says the characters in the one video game are dancing, and there's a potted plant.
 
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@Brad Watson_Miami
You are a deceiver, an agent of Lucifer, if not Lucifer himself.

You have been judged.
Your grade: F FAIL
Your sentence: 666 years reincarnated as a non-human: a snake. You will be forced to crawl on your belly as the deceiver in the Garden of Eden was.
Your sentence is non-commutable.
Further penance: Due to trying to lead the righteous Kiwis down a path of sin with your blasphemy and lies, once you've completed your reincarnation, you are sentenced to spend eternity in the lake of fire known as Hell.

Your sins are many and you have been judged accordingly.

Pastor-Pope Bishop the Supreme, Who Speaks for the Holy, Chan the Wizard.
 
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Adamska,

For the record...

Do you believe in GOD?
Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate?
The Christ returns to "judge everyone according74 to their actions" (Rev 22:12)?
 
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Brad Watson_Miami said:
Adamska,

For the record...

Do you believe in GOD?
Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate?
The Christ returns to "judge everyone according74 to their actions" (Rev 22:12)?
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If you had a better attention span and you were actually of divine stock and not a filthy false prophet to The Accuser, you'd remember that I said that I was an unbeliever.
 
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