Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[The I Scream Man]

@voiceguy, brother, you don't gotta apologize to us! You've been kicking blasphemous ass for days now. If anything, we should apologize to you for unbanning him.

 

[voiceguy]

I AM Brad Watson from Miami. I can't be anymore clear about that. I AM the 'direct reincarnation' of Albert Einstein and I can prove it.

That was a response to something posted on January 14th. Stop living in the past, Brad. Come back to the here and now!

He did actually have a poster at the conference he was talking about, or at least his material was posted on the website for the conference. I found a blog that mentions it being on there. The fact that the author calls it a "Moon-Bat Crazy Theory" implies it's not from Evil John the Baptist.

I highly recommend clicking on that blog and scrolling down to read Brad's three (that's right, I said three) responses. They're hysterical. And what makes it even funnier is the fact that he posted three times. It's like he's saying "Oh, and another thing..." "Oh, and another thing..."

 

[Splendid]

Ok, couple of things.

It's spell64ed Nestor.

Can you please comment on YHWH = Yehowah?

YHWH = Yahweh. Yehowah seems to be your irregular rendition of Jehovah, another way that God's true name is written. God's name roughly translates to "I am what I am" in Ancient Hebrew. The reason for the proliferation of translations is that it's really, really hard to render Ancient Hebrew into English.

Second, Brad, do you have some sort of background with computer programming? A lot of your math and claims look like something written by a computer programmer, and some of them are even valid statements in certain languages.

And finally, I really need to know your opinion on anime. Does God/you approve of it?

 

[voiceguy]

And finally, I really need to know your opinion on anime. Does God/you approve of it?

He already answered that question for Tsusiko:

Brad, how do you feel about anime? Modern shows run for 12 episodes per season at 24 minute per episode and there are four anime seasons in a year, aligning with the four seasons of the year. Any significance to those numbers? I've decided to collect lolcow opinions on things I like and the opinion of Jesus Christ II himself would be much appreciated.

I'm not animated about anime. There are 13 weeks in a season, thus a deck of cards has 4 suits and 13 cards in each suit. There are 12 aspects of the one dimension of time: 12 hours on a clock, 24 hours in a day.

Why can't you figure these out on your own?

 

[Splendid]

Brad, I wrote a nice piece of Python code for you, and the simplicity of it supports my theory that you have a background in computer programming.

Spoiler: GOD=7_4 algorithm/code in Python 3

def God7_4(godName1, godName2):
    if len(godName1) == 4 and len(godName2) == 7:
        return True
    return False

 

[voiceguy]

Brad, I wrote a nice piece of Python code for you, and the simplicity of it supports my theory that you have a background in computer programming.

Spoiler: GOD=7_4 algorithm/code in Python 3

def God7_4(godName1, godName2):
    if len(godName1) == 4 and len(godName2) == 7:
        return True
    return False

That's pretty nifty. I'm not personally familiar with Python 3 code -- what happens when you run that?

 

[Azazel]

I highly recommend clicking on that blog and scrolling down to read Brad's three (that's right, I said three) responses. They're hysterical. And what makes it even funnier is the fact that he posted three times. It's like he's saying "Oh, and another thing..." "Oh, and another thing..."

What makes it even more humorous is that, possibly due to our mocking of the situation, he has posted yet another response on that blog today, after almost 2 years of silence. And keep in mind, his first three comments came 3 years after that blog post was first written. So this is a one sided argument he's kept up for 5 years. I'm not going to quote it since it's just more of the same babbling about his make believe planet Nestor, but I have to wonder if the author of the blog is aware of the hornet's nest of insanity he stepped into.

Really Bradberry, are you expecting a response or are you just using it for yet another echo chamber for your delusions?

 

[Splendid]

That's pretty nifty. I'm not personally familiar with Python 3 code -- what happens when you run that?

Literally just returns the value True if the length of the first argument is 4 and the second argument is 7. Otherwise, it returns False.
As far as I can tell, this is what the GOD7_4 equation is.

 

[voiceguy]

What makes it even more humorous is that, possibly due to our mocking of the situation, he has posted yet another response on that blog today, after almost 2 years of silence. And keep in mind, his first three comments came 3 years after that blog post was first written. So this is a one sided argument he's kept up for 5 years. I'm not going to quote it since it's just more of the same babbling about his make believe planet Nestor, but I have to wonder if the author of the blog is aware of the hornet's nest of insanity he stepped into.

Really Bradberry, are you expecting a response or are you just using it for yet another echo chamber for your delusions?

I'm sure Brad will appreciate the humor in this:

voiceguy said...

Rob, since you read the article, perhaps you can settle a bet for some friends of mine.

Was he laughed off the stage?

April 26, 2015

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

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Ok, remind me. G-d has punished you for being very evil to His/Her Christ by having your wife die*, your mother's dying, and your daughter is moving away. What else could happen that would be really bad? Your health? Lose your job? Lose your house? Go to jail?


Synchronism: 4/26/15 15:17 "Hosting a wake today." - CNN

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Ya, I forgot all about that site. Thanks for the reminder. I pasted what I had in case anyone went there. I'd like to tweak what I wrote there butt...

198920129311518

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Wrong. You don't know what an algorithm is? What a 135120129311518. See http://GOD704.wikia.com

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YHWH = Yahweh. That's correct.

God's name roughly translates to "I AM WHO I AM" in Ancient Hebrew.

I AM WHO I AM=77/92=I9+A1+M13+W23+H8+O(15)+I9+A1+M13
Watson=77/92=W23+A1+T20+S19+O(15)+N14

 

[tomgirl4life]

Ok, remind me. G-d has punished you for being very evil to His/Her Christ by having your wife die*, your mother's dying, and your daughter is moving away. What else could happen that would be really bad? Your health? Lose your job? Lose your house? Go to jail?

Dude, WTF? Are you seriously making fun of someone's life falling apart? The worst anyone here is doing is laughing at your crackpot theories and poor logic. You come on here trying to represent yourself as Jesus Christ and acting the complete opposite.

Wrong. You don't know what an algorithm is? What a 135120129311518. See http://GOD704.wikia.com

Yes, clearly he does know what an algorithm is, because he wrote one. You just realized that G and D are the 7th and 4th letters of the English alphabet. How convenient that this works only in the alphabet of a language that is less than 1,000 years old and not in, say Hebrew? Aramaic? Greek?

Oh and, by the way...

Using numbers to represent letters when you're cursing is not only retarded, it's pointless in the eyes of God because you are still doing it.

 

[Bork Laser]

Holy shit man. I'm not gonna be a disciple of a Jesus that makes fun of a war vet AND laughs at someone's life falling apart.

I'm going back to learning magic and skeletims

 

[voiceguy]

God's name roughly translates to "I AM WHO I AM" in Ancient Hebrew.

WRONG! It translates to "I AM THAT I AM". Other acceptable names are Yahweh,Yahwah, Yahawah, Yahovah, Yaheveh, Yehaweh, Yehowah, Yehowih, Yehwih, Yahuweh, Yahueh, Yahuah, Jahveh, Iabe, Iahueh, Iehouah, Jehovah, Hashem, Adonai, and Elohim. Take note that I included Yehowah in there because it is considered one of the possible translations for the name. But to say that any one of them is the one true correct name is a falsity. The only true correct name of God is YHWH.

"Ok, remind me. G-d has punished you for being very evil to His/Her Christ by having your wife die*, your mother's dying, and your daughter is moving away. What else could happen that would be really bad? Your health? Lose your job? Lose your house? Go to jail?"

I'm glad you posted that. It just reaffirms to everyone what a sick cruel sadistic man you are. No God or God-Incarnate would take delight in the pain of another. Only Lucufer74.

 

[Chipmunk's Bounty]

God's name roughly translates to "I AM WHO I AM" in Ancient Hebrew.

WRONG! It translates to "I AM THAT I AM".

Okay, first, Brad did say "roughly." Second, given that a lot of people treat God more as a person and less as an idea to simplify the concept of an all-powerful being, "who" is the right word. I'm not trying to defend him, but his rough translation makes sense here.

 

[Marionette]

Ok, remind me. G-d has punished you for being very evil to His/Her Christ by having your wife die*, your mother's dying, and your daughter is moving away. What else could happen that would be really bad? Your health? Lose your job? Lose your house? Go to jail?


Synchronism: 4/26/15 15:17 "Hosting a wake today." - CNN

Never thought I would use "Jesus Christ, what an asshole" in this sense of the way. Advocating peace my ass.

 

[AnOminous]

Okay, first, Brad did say "roughly." Second, given that a lot of people treat God more as a person and less as an idea to simplify the concept of an all-powerful being, "who" is the right word. I'm not trying to defend him, but his rough translation makes sense here.

"I AM WHO I AM" is how the New International Version translates it. So far as I know, "I AM THAT I AM" is unique to the King James Version.

 

[Sigyn]

Ok, remind me. G-d has punished you for being very evil to His/Her Christ by having your wife die*, your mother's dying, and your daughter is moving away. What else could happen that would be really bad? Your health? Lose your job? Lose your house? Go to jail?


Synchronism: 4/26/15 15:17 "Hosting a wake today." - CNN

Holy shit Brad what an asshole. Do you really have nothing better to do with your time than be a douche with a god complex on the internet? For real, go fuck your bongos or something. You're just repeating yourself here anyways.

 

[voiceguy]

Okay, first, Brad did say "roughly." Second, given that a lot of people treat God more as a person and less as an idea to simplify the concept of an all-powerful being, "who" is the right word. I'm not trying to defend him, but his rough translation makes sense here.

"I AM WHO I AM" is how the New International Version translates it. So far as I know, "I AM THAT I AM" is unique to the King James Version.

Things get lost in translation all the time. What we all have to understand is that God is not human. When He says in Genesis 1:26 "Let us make man in our image" (note the lack of capitals) he was talking to his angels, for which he would take the form of an angel, and the form of an angel is like unto a man. Look at the ways God has appeared on Earth: as an angel, as a burning bush which does not consume itself, as a pillar of fire, as a great wind or whirlwind. No human could do that, but God can because He is not human but a great cosmological spirit that has the power of creation. This is why He Is That He Is, not Who He Is.

I hope that provides some insight into my response.

 

[Bork Laser]

I guess when Jesus said turn the other cheek he also forgot to say " and laugh at them as their family dies and becomes sick as their lives fall apart"

 

[voiceguy]

Please get hit by a car, you incredibly fucked up human being.

I'm really not sure why I ever sympathized with you. That's just such an evil, cruel thing to say to someone, over your silly little fantasies.

Don't get sucked into his little perverted mind games, dude. That's what I've been doing and I've just been in a conversation with others who have made me realize that personal attacks are the last refuge of the mediocre.

Don't get me wrong, I appreciate your defending me, but I would also appreciate you editing out the first line of that post. It's just not worth it, man.