Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
I know he keeps records of his verdicts on us on his website but does he have the records from going to other forums and passing judgement? I want to see who, out of all the people he's judged, has the worst punishment and find out what they said that pushed his buttons so much. I think this is the first lolcow who keeps books on how offended he's been.
 
I know he keeps records of his verdicts on us on his website but does he have the records from going to other forums and passing judgement? I want to see who, out of all the people he's judged, has the worst punishment and find out what they said that pushed his buttons so much. I think this is the first lolcow who keeps books on how offended he's been.
Do you know, I think we might be the only ones who indulge his fantasies to this extent? I'm not sure there ARE other forums ranting about him.
 
I bet if I spent enough time thinking about Breaking Bad, The X-Files, even Trailer Park Boys or Venture Brothers using this same lens I could come up with a theory on par with yours
@Alex Krycek,

I'll take that bet. Let's bet $74 that you can't "come up with a theory on par with mine". How much time do you need. If you pull out of this bet, then you need to admit that you were very wrong.
 
@Alex Krycek,

I'll take that bet. Let's bet $74 that you can't "come up with a theory on par with mine". How much time do you need. If you pull out of this bet, then you need to admit that you were very wrong.
You're betting me 74 dollars (I love that you're betting me that specific amount of cash by the way) that I can't come up with an arbitrary theory based on a few patterns that people poke fun at me for based on children's media or the few TV shows I actively watch? Again on par in the sense that it sounds like a lot of grasping at straws and blatantly ignoring more traditional theology.

Edit: Also curious, did you listen to the Koto ensemble? Really cool stuff. Tool utilizes a lot of math in their music, I think the Koto Ensemble captures the elegance of this just as well as a traditional band does.
 
So if I'm on Brad's ignore list, does that mean I can wax satanic behind his back??? Does Brad even HAVE a Satan yet? Besides George W Bush/Hitler, of course.

Well, according to Brad I am the Anti-Christ, so if you want to be my Satan I'd be glad to have you along for the ride!
 
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@Alex Krycek,

You judged me. (Have I judged you before?) Therefore...

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 5/5/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck, 174 years reincarnated as non-human, 17.4 years non-commutable.


c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

And no, I didn't listen to the zither ensemble.
 
Hey @Brad Watson_Miami, The polls for the election in my province ends right soon. Who do you foresee winning? The Progressive conservatives, Wildrose party, Liberals, NDP, or Alberta party?

Wanna See if my vote was in vain.
 
@Brad Watson_Miami

You never answered my question about masturbating with your offhand. I'm still curious if you've ever accidentally punched yourself in the bols before. Now that you know I don't believe in God or accept you as his earthly medium, you should be able to answer.
 
I am the reincarnation of the Egyptian God Anubis, who judges people's hearts against the feather of truth.

I have weight Brad's heart and found him unworthy to enter the afterlife.

I sentence Brad to wander the earth for 1000 years until his heart is able to find truth.

 
Holy Week 1865: Lee Surrendered on Palm Sunday and Lincoln Shot on Good Friday
(I delivered this to Church By The Sea in Bal Harbor Palm Sunday morning.)​

Today is Palm Sunday: the beginning of Holy Week and the commemoration of Jesus son of Joseph triumphantly entering Jerusalem on a donkey while the Judeans praised him as their king by waving palm fronds. This provocative act challenging the Romans’ and Roman Emperor’s rule of the Israelites began a chain-of-events on Sunday April 2, 30 AD that culminated on Good Friday with the lashing and Crucifixion of the Messiah of the Jews, and his reappearance at the tomb at sunrise on Easter Sunday. As we Americans commemorate the 150th Anniversary of General Robert E. Lee’s surrender to General Ulysses S. Grant on April 9, 1865 at Appomattox, few are aware that it occurred on Palm Sunday and that five days later, President Abraham Lincoln was shot on Good Friday but didn’t die that day. ‘Coincidence’?

coincidence: a remarkable concurrence of events or circumstances without apparent causal connection (by chance). - Google Search

The American Civil War really began with the election of the anti-slavery Lincoln in 1860. The Southern slave owners rallied the people to break away from the Union. Four years after the surrender at Ft. Sumter and 630,000 dead on both sides, Rebel General Lee was finally forced to abandon his positions at Petersburg after a long siege. This produced the surrender of Richmond and Lee’s surrender.

Lincoln was known affectionately in the North as ‘Father Abraham’ linkin’ him to the patriarch of the Jews, Christians, and Muslims. There was even a famous 1862 Stephen Foster song, We Are Coming Father Abraham 300,000 Strong. Much as been written about Lincoln; matter-of-fact, he is second only to Jesus with the number of books written on him. (Albert Einstein is third but moving up.) Authors try to depict Lincoln as very religious to non-religious depending on their agenda. But all agree that he had the Bible read to him alot as a child by his mother and that it was one of only five books he had for awhile as a boy in Indiana. Lincoln had the Bible practically memorized and would quote from it often without announcing he was doing so, i.e. “A house divided against itself cannot stand.” (Matthew 12:25)

“4 score and 7 years ago, our fathers…” beginning his Gettysburg Address was a reference to 7/4/1776 and Genasis 16:16 where Abram/Abraham was 4 score and 6 years old when the slave woman Hagar gave birth to his first-born son Ishmael. (“Is he male?”) And is Gen 16:16 and Lincoln being the 16th president and resident at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave a coincidence or proof of GOD and destiny?!

On Tuesday April 11, Lincoln gave a speech from the 2nd Floor White House window that was very business-like and forward-thinking (like the Emancipation Proclamation). It was coincidentally the 2nd night of Passover for Jews as well as Holy Week for Christians. April 14, 1865 was Good Friday and the 5th night of Passover. Lincoln and his wife Mary had announced they were going to the theater that night. And even though Gen. Grant and his wife couldn't join them (and several others declined their invitation), finally Major Rathbone and his wife accompanied them to John Ford's Theater which had originally been a (John the) Baptist church. They got there in the 2nd Act and coincidentally, it was now the Jewish Sabbath - just like the alignment on the original Good Friday April 7, 30 AD / 7.4.783 AUC / 14-15 Nisan 3790 HC.

John Wilkes Booth shot Lincoln in the Presidential Booth (President’s Box). Then in his wrath using a large knife, slashed Maj. Rathbone in his arm to the bone. Lincoln didn’t die on Good Friday. He was carried across the street to the Petersen House where wife Mary wept uncontrollably through the night. The ‘Great Emancipator’ died the following morning and Andrew Johnson was sworn-in as the 17th president. (He would serve 4 years.) The next day was Easter Sunday and the country – mostly Northerners – was in mourning. Pastors and priests compared Jesus and Lincoln in their Easter Sunday sermons.

On Monday April 17, surrender terms began between Rebel Gen. Joseph E. Johnston and Union Gen. Sherman. April 17, 6 BC / 17.4.748 AUC / 3755 HC was the actual birthday of Jesus. President Andrew Johnson originally set aside May 25 – the 40th day (Mary Lincoln spent those 40 days in the White House) - “for special humiliation and prayer in consequence of the assassination of Abraham Lincoln”. But that was coincidentally Ascension Day, so Johnson changed it to June 1st which coincidentally was the 2nd Day of Shavuot: the Jewish Feast of Weeks commemorating the giving of the Law on Mt.Sinai to Moses.

Alot of biblical names in Holy Week 1865: Abraham, Mary, John, John’s son, Peter, Andrew, Joseph. Was this all a HUGE coincidence or was it a HUGE sign from GOD? There Are No Coincidences – there is synchronism, nonlocal cause-and-effect, design and alignment.

3/29/15 08:30 t 3/30/15 12:47 t 3/31/15 09:45


Synchronism: 3/30/15 12:47 Two men shot (one killed) after storming gate at Ft. Meade – CNN. 3/31/15 07:01 “Manhunt for escaped ‘armed and dangerous’ suspect in Northern Virginia near Washington DC.” – ABC, GMA

You live in Alberta? I AM a liberal democrat like Jesus son of Joseph was.
 
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.Now that you know I don't believe in God or accept you as his earthly medium, you should be able to answer.
@@ForTheHoard
http://kiwifarms.net

You've very rudely asked me two very personal questions and you've judged me again, therefore...

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 5/5/15 21:54 is your latest Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 1,274 years (maximum) just for your sins towards me here (you have many more sins). When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent, apologize, delete the offensive posts, and do many hours of verifiable community service. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving. However, 474 years (maximum) of your reincarnation sentence is non-commutable and any further contempt-of-court(77) will result in an increased sentence.

I strongly recommend that you respect this Judgment. You're now part of a scientific experiment to last the next 1,000+ years.



- Brad(25) Watson(77), Miami
GOD's Judge of All(25) Humanity


c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

You are now on my ignore list so writing here any further would be futile.
 
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