Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[Cuck Norris]

This exact point right now? 09:50 CT on 5/5/2015? Or the time you wrote this? Which point, specifically, is the "Center of Time"?

Most of what he espouses seems to follow basic tenets of Buddhism with a dash of being Jesus, even if he doesn't himself as evidenced by his vindictiveness. I assume what he means by "Center of Time" is that the present is the only time that matters.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Obsessed with the numbers 7 and 4.... are you sure you haven't been reading too much Harry Potter, Brad? 7 horcruxes, 4 houses. How does Harry Potter fit into your divine plan?

== 7 Horcruxes in Harry Potter ==​

"Voldemort's creation of Horcruxes is central to the later storyline of the Harry Potter novels. As the #7 is a powerful number in magic, Voldemort intended to split his soul into that many pieces, with six Horcruxes and the last piece reposing within his body. When Voldemort attacked the Potter family, he inadvertently created the sixth Horcrux, Harry. When his body was destroyed by the rebounded Killing Curse, a piece of his soul splintere...d off and attached itself to the only living thing remaining in the room, Harry Potter, which made Harry a Horcrux. Later on, Voldemort, unaware of Harry being the sixth Horcrux, went on to complete his collection of the intended six Horcruxes by turning his snake Nagini into one, thus fragmenting his soul into a total of eight (counting the one residing in his own body), not seven, pieces. Complicating things even further, no more than six Horcruxes (including Harry) ever existed at any one time in the series: by the time Nagini had been made a Horcrux, one of the Horcruxes (Tom Riddle's diary) had already been destroyed."
http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Magical_objects_in_Harry_Potter

 

[Sigyn]

@Sigyn,

WHAT? When George Walker Bush Jr. lied repetitively about Saddam Hussein having weapons-of-mass-destruction, connections with Al Qaeda and Osama bin Laden so he could launch the Iraq War, he "didn't have the intelligence or the drive to do terrible things"?! You're head is either up your 11919 or buried in the sand. When you locate it, let us know.

Some of my favorite GBW quotes:
You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test

"I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah."
"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror."
"Oh, no, we're not going to have any casualties." --discussing the Iraq war with Christian Coalition founder Pat Robertson in 2003, as quoted by Robertson
"Do you have blacks, too?" --to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001
"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." --Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000
"I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound largemouth bass in my lake." --on his best moment in office, interview with the German newspaper Bild am Sonntag, May 7, 2006
"They misunderestimated me." --Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

So I'll ask again. Brad, what happened to Hitler's intelligence in Mark 2??? You fucked that one up hardcore, huh?

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

First, you need to have some family and friends that help you with your problem. And the Cubs lose alot!

Do you not understand?? I live in China. My "family and friends" live across the sea from me since I live in China. I was relying on you to help me. All I have is Jesus my lord and savior. I am wasted now. I have broken my edge five or so days into it and it is your goddamn fault. So many of my recovering alcoholic friends have said jesus has helped them, but why have you forsaken me?

 

[Sigyn]

== 7 Horcruxes in Harry Potter ==​

"Voldemort's creation of Horcruxes is central to the later storyline of the Harry Potter novels. As the #7 is a powerful number in magic, Voldemort intended to split his soul into that many pieces, with six Horcruxes and the last piece reposing within his body. When Voldemort attacked the Potter family, he inadvertently created the sixth Horcrux, Harry. When his body was destroyed by the rebounded Killing Curse, a piece of his soul splintere...d off and attached itself to the only living thing remaining in the room, Harry Potter, which made Harry a Horcrux. Later on, Voldemort, unaware of Harry being the sixth Horcrux, went on to complete his collection of the intended six Horcruxes by turning his snake Nagini into one, thus fragmenting his soul into a total of eight (counting the one residing in his own body), not seven, pieces. Complicating things even further, no more than six Horcruxes (including Harry) ever existed at any one time in the series: by the time Nagini had been made a Horcrux, one of the Horcruxes (Tom Riddle's diary) had already been destroyed."
http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Magical_objects_in_Harry_Potter

Taking a question from months ago and NOT answering it at all. Neat. Thanks Brad!

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Most of what he espouses seems to follow basic tenets of Buddhism with a dash of being Jesus, even if he doesn't himself as evidenced by his vindictiveness. I assume what he means by "Center of Time" is that the present is the only time that matters.

I AM not a Buddhist; his 4 Noble Truths (after 7 weeks seeking enlightenment under the Bodhi Tree) are false.

I AM not vindictive; I AM thee Judge of all humanity and I take this position very seriously. I try my best to "judge everyone according74 to their actions" (Rev 22:12). Where's your Judgment/reincarnation sentence at these days?

All aspects of time "matter" but we can never escape the present and what a present it is!

 

[Cuck Norris]

I AM not a Buddhist; his 4 Noble Truths (after 7 weeks seeking enlightenment under the Bodhi Tree) are false.

I AM not vindictive; I AM thee Judge of all humanity and I take this position very seriously. I try my best to "judge everyone according74 to their actions" (Rev 22:12). Where's your Judgment/reincarnation sentence at these days?

All aspects of time "matter" but we can never escape the present and what a present it is!

How can you claim to not be vindictive after some of the things you've said here?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Thanks Brad!

@Sigyn,

You're welcome. And now let's research the "4 Houses" in Harry Potter. I never read the book; I did see the first movie.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

How can you claim to not be vindictive after some of the things you've said here?

He says it, but doesn't have to back it up. It's so Brad of him.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

?

'Vindictive' is in the eye-of-the-beholder.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

'Vindictive' is in the eye-of-the-beholder.

@PurpleMonkeyDishwasher is the beholder.
@PurpleMonkeyDishwasher says you've vindictive.

Ergo, you're vindictive.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

== 7 Horcruxes in Harry Potter ==​

"Voldemort's creation of Horcruxes is central to the later storyline of the Harry Potter novels. As the #7 is a powerful number in magic, Voldemort intended to split his soul into that many pieces, with six Horcruxes and the last piece reposing within his body. When Voldemort attacked the Potter family, he inadvertently created the sixth Horcrux, Harry. When his body was destroyed by the rebounded Killing Curse, a piece of his soul splintere...d off and attached itself to the only living thing remaining in the room, Harry Potter, which made Harry a Horcrux. Later on, Voldemort, unaware of Harry being the sixth Horcrux, went on to complete his collection of the intended six Horcruxes by turning his snake Nagini into one, thus fragmenting his soul into a total of eight (counting the one residing in his own body), not seven, pieces. Complicating things even further, no more than six Horcruxes (including Harry) ever existed at any one time in the series: by the time Nagini had been made a Horcrux, one of the Horcruxes (Tom Riddle's diary) had already been destroyed."
http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Magical_objects_in_Harry_Potter

"Pick any four from these:

diary
ring
locket
cup
diadem
Harry Potter
Nagini"

What does that mean?

 

[Arkangel]

== 7 Horcruxes in Harry Potter ==​

"Voldemort's creation of Horcruxes is central to the later storyline of the Harry Potter novels. As the #7 is a powerful number in magic, Voldemort intended to split his soul into that many pieces, with six Horcruxes and the last piece reposing within his body. When Voldemort attacked the Potter family, he inadvertently created the sixth Horcrux, Harry. When his body was destroyed by the rebounded Killing Curse, a piece of his soul splintere...d off and attached itself to the only living thing remaining in the room, Harry Potter, which made Harry a Horcrux. Later on, Voldemort, unaware of Harry being the sixth Horcrux, went on to complete his collection of the intended six Horcruxes by turning his snake Nagini into one, thus fragmenting his soul into a total of eight (counting the one residing in his own body), not seven, pieces. Complicating things even further, no more than six Horcruxes (including Harry) ever existed at any one time in the series: by the time Nagini had been made a Horcrux, one of the Horcruxes (Tom Riddle's diary) had already been destroyed."
http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Magical_objects_in_Harry_Potter

"Pick any four from these:

diary
ring
locket
cup
diadem
Harry Potter
Nagini"

What does that mean?

It means Harry Potter is a series of fictional books meant to entertain.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Do you not understand?? I live in China. My "family and friends" live across the sea from me since I live in China. I was relying on you to help me.

And I live in Miami. Don't drink today. Don't have any alcohol in your apartment.

.

No 198920.

 

[voiceguy]

I AM not vindictive

He is the most vindictive person here. We do not judge him, we simply point out the flaws and contradictions in his theories. His response is not to defend his beliefs, but to hurl obscenities and put people on his ignore list (18 now, if my count is correct).

I AM thee Judge of all humanity

Thee? If he is using it as the Middle English "your" then the correct form would be "thy". If he's using it as a definite article then the correct form would be "the". In neither case would it be "thee", that's just poor grammar. You would think God-incarnate would know that.

== 7 Horcruxes in Harry Potter ==​

And now let's research the "4 Houses" in Harry Potter. I never read the book; I did see the first movie.

He's never read the books or seen the movies (except the first), but he's going to intelligently discuss Harry Potter by copy-and-posting sections of wikipedia articles.

'Vindictive' is in the eye-of-the-beholder.

The eyes of all beholders here see Brad as vindictive. His is the only pair of eyes that doesn't see it.

THAT'S SO BRAD!!

 

[Alex Krycek]

== 7 Horcruxes in Harry Potter ==​

"Voldemort's creation of Horcruxes is central to the later storyline of the Harry Potter novels. As the #7 is a powerful number in magic, Voldemort intended to split his soul into that many pieces, with six Horcruxes and the last piece reposing within his body. When Voldemort attacked the Potter family, he inadvertently created the sixth Horcrux, Harry. When his body was destroyed by the rebounded Killing Curse, a piece of his soul splintere...d off and attached itself to the only living thing remaining in the room, Harry Potter, which made Harry a Horcrux. Later on, Voldemort, unaware of Harry being the sixth Horcrux, went on to complete his collection of the intended six Horcruxes by turning his snake Nagini into one, thus fragmenting his soul into a total of eight (counting the one residing in his own body), not seven, pieces. Complicating things even further, no more than six Horcruxes (including Harry) ever existed at any one time in the series: by the time Nagini had been made a Horcrux, one of the Horcruxes (Tom Riddle's diary) had already been destroyed."
http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Magical_objects_in_Harry_Potter

"Pick any 4 from these:

diary
ring
locket
cup
diadem
Harry Potter
Nagini"

Hogwarts is divided into 4 houses, each bearing the last name of its founder: Godric Gryffindor, Salazar Slytherin, Rowena Ravenclaw and Helga Hufflepuff.

You're really over-thinking the mythology of a children's book dude. I bet if I spent enough time thinking about Breaking Bad, The X-Files, even Trailer Park Boys or Venture Brothers using this same lens I could come up with a theory on par with yours and people would tell me the exact same thing.

It probably isn't a good idea to use a book series aimed at adolescents which you haven't even read to pedal your religious and scientific theories, I'm certain me saying that won't stop you one bit, but I'm just saying... at least read the series before you start incorporating it into your headcanon for the universe.

Also I posted this on your profile about a Koto cover of a Tool song that I though you might like, check it out!

 

[voiceguy]

Also I posted this on your profile about a Koto cover of a Tool song that I though you might like, check it out!

Really amazing stuff. The composition itself reminds me a little of Ludivico Einaudi, the way it starts with a simple motif and builds on it.

 

[Sigyn]

== 7 Horcruxes in Harry Potter ==​

"Voldemort's creation of Horcruxes is central to the later storyline of the Harry Potter novels. As the #7 is a powerful number in magic, Voldemort intended to split his soul into that many pieces, with six Horcruxes and the last piece reposing within his body. When Voldemort attacked the Potter family, he inadvertently created the sixth Horcrux, Harry. When his body was destroyed by the rebounded Killing Curse, a piece of his soul splintere...d off and attached itself to the only living thing remaining in the room, Harry Potter, which made Harry a Horcrux. Later on, Voldemort, unaware of Harry being the sixth Horcrux, went on to complete his collection of the intended six Horcruxes by turning his snake Nagini into one, thus fragmenting his soul into a total of eight (counting the one residing in his own body), not seven, pieces. Complicating things even further, no more than six Horcruxes (including Harry) ever existed at any one time in the series: by the time Nagini had been made a Horcrux, one of the Horcruxes (Tom Riddle's diary) had already been destroyed."
http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Magical_objects_in_Harry_Potter

"Pick any four from these:

diary
ring
locket
cup
diadem
Harry Potter
Nagini"

What does that mean?

It means you're psychotic and need to find more hobbies.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@Sigyn,

You've rudely judged me several times here, therefore...

5/5/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck, then 1,274 years reincarnated as non-human, 474 years non-commutable.

You are now on my ignore list and continuing to write here would be a waste of time.

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

 

[Sigyn]

@Sigyn,

You've rudely judged me several times here, therefore...

5/5/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck, then 1,274 years reincarnated as non-human, 474 years non-commutable.

You are now on my ignore list and continuing to write here would be a waste of time.

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

Do you know, the best part of this is, this is maybe the third or fourth time he's "failed" me. Its a shame I'm being ignored now, I wanted to see if I could set the world record. Semper Fi to whoever can Fail 5 times in a row before getting ignored.