Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
He also penned Germany's modern animal laws that are still used today, built the first modern airport, designed and commissioned the Volkswagen, upgraded the country's infrastructure with the prototypes of freeways, and advocated quitting drugs; rewarding people who succeeded at it with a golden pocket watch.

He also happened to commit the Holocaust though, and his economic revival would've collapsed without the plundering of resources from the nations he bluffed his way into annexing/early war successes.
I think the biggest difference is that Hitler had the intelligence to do good things and the drive to do terrible things, while Bush had neither. Both were painters though, so there's that. How did Brad say they were connected again? Reincarnation? @Brad Watson_Miami what happened to Hitlers brains in Mark 2, man?
 
My NASA poster presentation in 2009 went through peer review. My paper on essentially the same thing a year before went through peer review for the Lunar & Planetary Science Institute and was on their website for over 2 years.

I AM about to publish my book Plan-it Theory: GOD=7_4 Algorithm/code or FOD=6_4 on Plan*et Nestor - Design Worlds Theory - the 'Theory of Everything'. That will change things quite abit!


*Synchronism: 5/4/15 15:44 "What is the plan?" - ESPN
What journal was it published in? (I don't think you know what peer review is)
 
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621311 25921. Can you decode that, 49311 8514?

Heaven is an ideal frame-of-mind where one feels very close to GOD, feels great love, lives in a paradise-like setting, and is doing what they love. I AM in heaven which is not to be confused with the heavens: the sky, low-Earth-orbit, deep space. Don't be such a 421385217.
 
621311 25921. Can you decode that, 49311 8514?

Heaven is an ideal frame-of-mind where one feels very close to GOD, feels great love, lives in a paradise-like setting, and is doing what they love. I AM in heaven which is not to be confused with the heavens: the sky, low-Earth-orbit, deep space. Don't be such a 421385217.

GIVE US PROOF THAT YOUR SHIT WAS PEER REVIEWED OR YOU ARE ADMITTING THAT YOU ARE A FRAUD
 
He's so totally Hitler. He's just trying to distract from how Hitlery he is by accusing others of being Hitler. He's Hitlershielding, basically.
AnOminous,

5/4/15 is your latest Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: 1,274 years reincarnated as non-human (maximum), 474 years non-commutable.


c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

Which animal do you imagine has the worst life? Pig? Factory chicken? Beef cows? You are now on my ignore list. Don't bother writing on this thread anymore.
 
Figured it out, Brad Watson is a viral marketing campaign done by Funny or Die.
Weird they're using the mentally disabled for this.
 
621311 25921. Can you decode that, 49311 8514?

Heaven is an ideal frame-of-mind where one feels very close to GOD, feels great love, lives in a paradise-like setting, and is doing what they love. I AM in heaven which is not to be confused with the heavens: the sky, low-Earth-orbit, deep space. Don't be such a 421385217.
I believe I have some evidence to corroborate your findings:

 
Dutchess Catherine's proper name isn't "Kate Middleton", yet the press continues to refer to her as such. The mainstream press isn't known for putting facts above the desired narrative.

I think the biggest difference is that Hitler had the intelligence to do good things and the drive to do terrible things, while Bush had neither. Both were painters though, so there's that. How did Brad say they were connected again? Reincarnation? @Brad Watson_Miami what happened to Hitlers brains in Mark 2, man?

What journal was it published in? (I don't think you know what peer review is)

GIVE US PROOF THAT YOUR SHIT WAS PEER REVIEWED OR YOU ARE ADMITTING THAT YOU ARE A FRAUD
Hey! You guys forgot to tell Brad I said "Hi."
The 2nd Coming of the Christ has given out Judgments to the following...
  1. Null | FAIL F |474 Years Non-human Reincarnation/474 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
  2. Gene Parmesan | FAIL F |1000 Years Non-human Reincarnation/274 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
  3. Frank Rizzo | FAIL F | 1,274 Years Non-human Reincarnation/274 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
  4. ABW - 81 | FAIL F | 1,274 Years Non-human Reincarnation/274 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
  5. Loke | FAIL F | 1000 Years Non-human Reincarnation/474 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
  6. Kittentits | FAIL F | 1000 Years Non-human Reincarnation/274 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
  7. PurpleMonkeyDishwasher | FAIL F | 1000 Years Non-human Reincarnation/274 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
  8. Applecrisp (Janessa Wagner [Facebook]) | FAIL F |1000 Years Non-human Reincarnation/474 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Really Hellish Circumstances
  9. HawkerHurricane | FAIL F | 174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Reborn in Hellish
  10. trombonista | FAIL F | Postponed
  11. Ruin | FAIL F | 1,274 years
  12. Billy_Sama | FAIL F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Born in Hellish
  13. Absinthe | FAIL F | Postponed
  14. Bucharest | FAIL F | 174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Reborn in Hellish
  15. Shokew | FAIL F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Born in Hellish
  16. Substrain-Seven | FAIL F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Born in Hellish
  17. dcisp | FAIL F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Born in Hellish
  18. Cubanodun | FAIL F | Postponed
  19. wristwatchswisswatch | FAIL F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Reborn in Hellish
  20. Ravenor | FAIL F | 1,274 years
  21. Radi Ashun | FAIL F | 666 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Reborn in Hellish
  22. Stratomsk | FAIL F |666 years
  23. dollarpennypincher | FAIL F |1,000 Years | 374 non-commutable
  24. voiceguy | FAIL F |666 Years
  25. Golly | FAIL F |74 years 7.4 non-commutable
  26. Oglooger | FAIL F | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  27. autism420 | FAIL F | 1,274 | 474 years non-commutable
  28. Adamska | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  29. asqwn | FAIL F | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  30. F. Hausdorff | FAIL | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  31. ruin | FAIL | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  32. Organic Fapcup | 274 years | 74 non-commutable
  33. Valiant | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  34. Atlas 95 | 274 | 74 non-commutable
  35. TM Ambrose | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  36. anOminous | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  37. ChurchofGodBear | 1,000 years | 474 non-commutable
Reported as spam. I recommend others do the same because this is getting freakin' ridiculous!
 
I think the biggest difference is that Hitler had the intelligence to do good things and the drive to do terrible things, while Bush had neither.
@Sigyn,

WHAT? When George Walker Bush Jr. lied repetitively about Saddam Hussein having weapons-of-mass-destruction, connections with Al Qaeda and Osama bin Laden so he could launch the Iraq War, he "didn't have the intelligence or the drive to do terrible things"?! You're head is either up your 11919 or buried in the sand. When you locate it, let us know.

I'll now correct that mistake.

ChurchOfGodBear,

5/4/15 is your latest Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: 1,274 years reincarnated as non-human (maximum), 474 years non-commutable.


c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

Which animal do you imagine has the worst life? Pig? Factory chicken? Beef cows?

You are now on my ignore list.
 
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@Sigyn,

WHAT? When George Walker Bush Jr. lied repetitively about Saddam Hussein having weapons-of-mass-destruction, connections with Al Qaeda and Osama bin Laden so he could launch the Iraq War, he "didn't have the intelligence or the drive to do terrible things"?! You're head is either up your 11919 or buried in the sand. When you locate it, let us know.
Oh noes, George Bush Jr. collapsed a fascist dictatorship in a Middle Eastern nation while desperately trying to emulate the successes of his father! Clearly history's greatest monster. /SARCASM, in case its not obvious
When the worst thing you can say about Iraq is "we made a comprehensive balls up by forgetting to plan out what to do after we won", it's hardly worth using Godwin's Law over
Also, was judging @ChurchOfGodBear really worth two posts? You could have rolled that into one you know, using two is a bit rude and very spammy.
 
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The case of Brad Watson of Miami has been reopened.

Brad Watson is continuing to impersonate a spiritual officer. As punishment, in addition to his last punishments, he will be forced to serve the sentences he is decievingly assigning to innocent people.
 
Heaven is an ideal frame-of-mind where one feels very close to GOD, feels great love, lives in a paradise-like setting, and is doing what they love.
Pretty sure heaven is suppose to be an afterlife, not a frame of mind. Unless you're just pulling things out of you ass again Bradley.
 
The following are the Judgments by the 2nd Coming of the Christ...
  1. Null | FAIL F |474 Years Non-human Reincarnation/474 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
  2. Gene Parmesan | FAIL F |1000 Years Non-human Reincarnation/274 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
  3. Frank Rizzo | FAIL F | 1,274 Years Non-human Reincarnation/274 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
  4. ABW - 81 | FAIL F | 1,274 Years Non-human Reincarnation/274 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
  5. Loke | FAIL F | 1000 Years Non-human Reincarnation/474 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
  6. Kittentits | FAIL F | 1000 Years Non-human Reincarnation/274 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
  7. PurpleMonkeyDishwasher | FAIL F | 1000 Years Non-human Reincarnation/274 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
  8. Applecrisp (Janessa Wagner [Facebook]) | FAIL F |1000 Years Non-human Reincarnation/474 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Really Hellish Circumstances
  9. HawkerHurricane | FAIL F | 174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Reborn in Hellish
  10. trombonista | FAIL F | Postponed
  11. Ruin | FAIL F | 1,274 years
  12. Billy_Sama | FAIL F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Born in Hellish
  13. Absinthe | FAIL F | Postponed
  14. Bucharest | FAIL F | 174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Reborn in Hellish
  15. Shokew | FAIL F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Born in Hellish
  16. Substrain-Seven | FAIL F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Born in Hellish
  17. dcisp | FAIL F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Born in Hellish
  18. Cubanodun | FAIL F | Postponed
  19. wristwatchswisswatch | FAIL F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Reborn in Hellish
  20. Ravenor | FAIL F | 1,274 years
  21. Radi Ashun | FAIL F | 666 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Reborn in Hellish
  22. Stratomsk | FAIL F |666 years
  23. dollarpennypincher | FAIL F |1,000 Years | 374 non-commutable
  24. voiceguy | FAIL F |666 Years
  25. Golly | FAIL F |74 years 7.4 non-commutable
  26. Oglooger | FAIL F | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  27. autism420 | FAIL F | 1,274 | 474 years non-commutable
  28. Adamska | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  29. asqwn | FAIL F | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  30. F. Hausdorff | FAIL | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  31. ruin | FAIL | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  32. Organic Fapcup | 274 years | 74 non-commutable
  33. Valiant | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  34. Atlas 95 | 274 | 74 non-commutable
  35. TM Ambrose | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  36. anOminous | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  37. ChurchofGodBear | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  38. Have a Pepsi | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable

@Have a Pepsi

5/4/15 is your latest Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: 1,274 years reincarnated as non-human (maximum), 474 years non-commutable.

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

Which animal do you imagine has the worst life? Pig? Factory chicken? Beef cows?

You are now on my ignore list.
 
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@Have a Pepsi

5/4/15 is your latest Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: 1,274 years reincarnated as non-human (maximum), 474 years non-commutable.

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

Which animal do you imagine has the worst life? Pig? Factory chicken? Beef cows?

You are now on my ignore list.
Spiritual court does not function on a pass/fail basis, you silly little fraud. Also, as a spirit officer, not only are you going to recieve the sentence you tried to impose on me without authorization, but you will get double my alleged sentence. Keep FAILing at your own expense.
 
The following are the Judgments by the 2nd Coming of the Christ...
  1. Null | FAIL F |474 Years Non-human Reincarnation/474 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
  2. Gene Parmesan | FAIL F |1000 Years Non-human Reincarnation/274 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
  3. Frank Rizzo | FAIL F | 1,274 Years Non-human Reincarnation/274 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
  4. ABW - 81 | FAIL F | 1,274 Years Non-human Reincarnation/274 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
  5. Loke | FAIL F | 1000 Years Non-human Reincarnation/474 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
  6. Kittentits | FAIL F | 1000 Years Non-human Reincarnation/274 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
  7. PurpleMonkeyDishwasher | FAIL F | 1000 Years Non-human Reincarnation/274 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
  8. Applecrisp (Janessa Wagner [Facebook]) | FAIL F |1000 Years Non-human Reincarnation/474 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Really Hellish Circumstances
  9. HawkerHurricane | FAIL F | 174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Reborn in Hellish
  10. trombonista | FAIL F | Postponed
  11. Ruin | FAIL F | 1,274 years
  12. Billy_Sama | FAIL F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Born in Hellish
  13. Absinthe | FAIL F | Postponed
  14. Bucharest | FAIL F | 174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Reborn in Hellish
  15. Shokew | FAIL F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Born in Hellish
  16. Substrain-Seven | FAIL F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Born in Hellish
  17. dcisp | FAIL F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Born in Hellish
  18. Cubanodun | FAIL F | Postponed
  19. wristwatchswisswatch | FAIL F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Reborn in Hellish
  20. Ravenor | FAIL F | 1,274 years
  21. Radi Ashun | FAIL F | 666 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Reborn in Hellish
  22. Stratomsk | FAIL F |666 years
  23. dollarpennypincher | FAIL F |1,000 Years | 374 non-commutable
  24. voiceguy | FAIL F |666 Years
  25. Golly | FAIL F |74 years 7.4 non-commutable
  26. Oglooger | FAIL F | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  27. autism420 | FAIL F | 1,274 | 474 years non-commutable
  28. Adamska | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  29. asqwn | FAIL F | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  30. F. Hausdorff | FAIL | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  31. ruin | FAIL | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  32. Organic Fapcup | 274 years | 74 non-commutable
  33. Valiant | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  34. Atlas 95 | 274 | 74 non-commutable
  35. TM Ambrose | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  36. anOminous | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  37. ChurchofGodBear | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  38. Have a Pepsi | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
Reported as spam again. Last one got removed, let's see what happens this time.
@Have a Pepsi

5/4/15 is your latest Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: 1,274 years reincarnated as non-human (maximum), 474 years non-commutable.

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

Which animal do you imagine has the worst life? Pig? Factory chicken? Beef cows?

You are now on my ignore list.
At this rate he'll be ignoring everyone in the thread before long -- then he can talk to himself and we can have a party and say anything we want.

Or try to convince Null to remove Brad's ignore privileges.

Hey! I just noticed my sentence was reduced to 666 years. Could someone please point out to Brad that means I should not be on his ignore list anymore?

 
@Stratomsk

5/4/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: 888 years non-human reincarnation, 174 years non-commutable.

What's your idea of the most hellish animal existence?

@Coldgrip

5/4/15 is your latest Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: 666 years reincarnated as non-human (maximum), 174 years non-commutable.


c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

Which animal do you imagine has the worst life? Pig? Factory chicken? Beef cows?
 
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