Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
Being Richard B. Watson would be a nightmare. I mean, being a beast on the marimba is cool, but autistically and robotically spending most of his life copy-pasting the same garbage over and over again is a hell of its own. Not even gaming Google's search algorithms would make it worth it.
 
Which animal do you imagine has the worst life? Pig? Factory chicken? Beef cows?

What is up with your obsession with turning people into farm animals? Is it like some weird fetish of yours to imagine people you disagree with being slaughtered and eaten? That's some seriously psychopathic tendency, Brad. You should find other ways to vent your frustration.
 
@Coldgrip

5/4/15 is your latest Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: 666 years reincarnated as non-human (maximum), 174 years non-commutable.


c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

Which animal do you imagine has the worst life? Pig? Factory chicken? Beef cows?
Bradley, Bradley, Bradley. If you really want to prove yourself a god why don't you try doing something more demonstrative? Like set a mountain on fire, fly through the air, or actually appear in my home? You know, something to prove you aren't a cult leader of a false prophet.

Oh by the way, you say today is my last judgement day, does that mean you're trying to curse me to death? When I think of that I imagine you doing something like this:
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Only the guy in that is slightly less delusional than you.:lol:

P.S. I'll graciously forgive you for your little attempt at cursing me this time Bradley, but next time I'll be forced to pass judgement upon you.:evil:

Your meditation for the day Bradley:
Don't be a dong, don't be a Bradley.

What is up with your obsession with turning people into farm animals? Is it like some weird fetish of yours to imagine people you disagree with being slaughtered and eaten? That's some seriously psychopathic tendency, Brad. You should find other ways to vent your frustration.
I think Bradley might have another farm animal fetish, if you know what I mean...
 
Fuck yourself. Is that better, asshole?

Incredibly childish is what it is. It really amazes me you have the gall to call yourself the reincarnation of Jesus while telling random people on the internet to fuck themselves. Honestly... you need to calm down and re-evaluate why you're even doing this, it seems all you accomplish in this thread is giving yourself a bad reputation.
 
The following are the Judgments by the 2nd Coming of the Christ...
  1. Null | FAIL F |474 Years Non-human Reincarnation/474 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
  2. Gene Parmesan | FAIL F |1000 Years Non-human Reincarnation/274 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
  3. Frank Rizzo | FAIL F | 1,274 Years Non-human Reincarnation/274 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
  4. ABW - 81 | FAIL F | 1,274 Years Non-human Reincarnation/274 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
  5. Loke | FAIL F | 1000 Years Non-human Reincarnation/474 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
  6. Kittentits | FAIL F | 1000 Years Non-human Reincarnation/274 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
  7. PurpleMonkeyDishwasher | FAIL F | 1000 Years Non-human Reincarnation/274 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
  8. Applecrisp (Janessa Wagner [Facebook]) | FAIL F |1000 Years Non-human Reincarnation/474 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Really Hellish Circumstances
  9. HawkerHurricane | FAIL F | 174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Reborn in Hellish
  10. trombonista | FAIL F | Postponed
  11. Ruin | FAIL F | 1,274 years
  12. Billy_Sama | FAIL F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Born in Hellish
  13. Absinthe | FAIL F | Postponed
  14. Bucharest | FAIL F | 174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Reborn in Hellish
  15. Shokew | FAIL F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Born in Hellish
  16. Substrain-Seven | FAIL F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Born in Hellish
  17. dcisp | FAIL F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Born in Hellish
  18. Cubanodun | FAIL F | Postponed
  19. wristwatchswisswatch | FAIL F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Reborn in Hellish
  20. Ravenor | FAIL F | 1,274 years
  21. Radi Ashun | FAIL F | 666 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Reborn in Hellish
  22. Stratomsk | FAIL F |666 years
  23. dollarpennypincher | FAIL F |1,000 Years | 374 non-commutable
  24. voiceguy | FAIL F |666 Years
  25. Golly | FAIL F |74 years 7.4 non-commutable
  26. Oglooger | FAIL F | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  27. autism420 | FAIL F | 1,274 | 474 years non-commutable
  28. Adamska | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  29. asqwn | FAIL F | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  30. F. Hausdorff | FAIL | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  31. ruin | FAIL | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  32. Organic Fapcup | 274 years | 74 non-commutable
  33. Valiant | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  34. Atlas 95 | 274 | 74 non-commutable
  35. TM Ambrose | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  36. anOminous | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  37. ChurchofGodBear | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  38. Have a Pepsi | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable

I'm not on that list. Some Second Coming you are.

I'm going to continue Antichristing it up until you do.

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Hmm... reposting when it gets removed for being spam and site whoring... it seems that once this comes to play, any INT stat Ricky has drops to 3.
 
@Overchek

Really? You really want to choose siding with evil? Remember, this is for the record. You may think you are anonymous but GOD knows exactly who you are and where you are. You can still change your mind.* This is no game.


*Synchronism: 5/4/15 20:38 "And we take this very seriously." - ad on CNN
 
@Overchek

Really? You really want to choose siding with evil? Remember, this is for the record. You may think you are anonymous but GOD knows exactly who you are and where you are. You can still change your mind.* This is no game.


*Synchronism: 5/4/15 20:38 "And we take this very seriously." - ad on CNN

I

AM

EVIL*

*Synchronism: 5/4/15 66:66 "FLOYD MAYWEATHER PUNCH-OUT!!!" -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCVhyrgWSBY
 
@Overchek

Let the record here show that I spent a significant amount of time trying to save you and you chose to continually attack me and side with evil. The story of Noah's Ark teaches many lessons, especially that those who were evil mocked Noah until the flood waters came. But then it was too late.

5/4/15 20:25 is your latest Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: 1,274 years reincarnated as non-human (maximum), 474 years non-commutable (maximum).

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

You are now on my ignore list.
 
@Overchek

Let the record here show that I spent a significant amount of time trying to save you and you chose to continually attack me and side with evil. The story of Noah's Ark teaches many lessons, especially that those who were evil mocked Noah until the flood waters came. But then it was too late.

5/4/15 20:25 is your latest Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: 1,274 years reincarnated as non-human (maximum), 474 years non-commutable (maximum).

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

You are now on my ignore list.

Let the record show that you responded to my posts, like, only 4 times.

c.c. http://www.timecube.com/

Also, since you stated I can only be reincarnated as a non-human, I choose to be reincarnated as a spaceship.
 
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So has Brad done any altruistic things? Helped the poverty-stricken through action? Walked with and treated the physically sick or deformed? Passing judgement on a message board doesn't count because that's what everyone on a message board does.

If this is the second coming of Christ then I guess it just proves that sequels are rarely as good as the originals.
 
You got that encoded message wrong. Try it again, Dick Head .

I like how you offer no apology or explanation for being extremely rude to people you don't know anything about, instead electing to go with a "You messed up my super special cipher!"

Yea, I don't care, Brad. I got the gist of the message; you're a frustrated, bitter man, and you're angry because everyone here thinks you're a joke and we've spent 200 pages mocking you. It's pretty clear on this end.

The fact that you have no recourse but to resort to profanity just goes to show you have the mentality of a high school student. No one will ever respect you while you take this option.
 
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Azazel,

Ya, we all get it. You're an antichrist with a HUGE ego. I taught you Simple6,74 English7,74 Gematria8,74 butt you're too much of a 221202080125 to learn anything else.

5/4/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: 1,274 years non-human reincarnation (maximum), 474 non-commutable (maximum).


c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

You are now on my ignore list so why bother hang out here anymore?
 
Jesus never called anyone a "dick head." Even if he was kind of gay.
Richard is giving him a special appointment within his congregation. "Dick Head" is probably slang for "Dick's Right-Hand Man", which is an allegory for @Brad Watson_Miami wanting your personal assistance. These secret codes get him so excited
 
If we could concentrate and comment only on the following...

"Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence."​

On 9/24/09, I googled Albert Einstein reincarnated and got I Think I Used To Be Albert Einstein by 19-year-old Donnie Darko on http://www.abovetopsecret.com . I first wrote this essay at 12:56 as a ‘posted reply’ to that ‘thread’ (p. 3) and it was then entitled 9 Requirements of Albert Einstein Reincarnated. On 3/15/10 (the day after Einstein’s Birthday), I tweaked it and posted it on http://www.GodlikeProductions.com/forum1/message1013610/pg1 as ‘Top 11’ ---. Now it’s…


Albert Einstein reincarnated - The 18 Requirements

“God does not play dice with the universe”.* – famous Albert Einstein quote refuting the newly discovered probability of quantum mechanics

Reincarnation has been proven scientifically based on: (A) energy is the property something has that enables it to do work, (B) the law of conservation of energy: energy cannot be created or destroyed, although it can change form, (C) the law of conservation of consciousness: consciousness cannot be created or destroyed, although it can be transferred, (D) the law of information: information can be created but not destroyed, although it can be transferred, and (E) the theory of luck...

Luck 100 = [karma 4 + modesty 1] × [desire 4 + actions 4 + abilities 4 + contribution 4 + blessing 4]

Albert Einstein discovered wave/particle duality (which began quantum mechanics) by realizing that light was both waves and particles. Subsequently, it was discovered that all matter and energy is both waves and particles. Our lives are also both waves (our souls' eternal life) and particles (individual physical lives in linear time).

Those who say that "the math doesn't add up in relationship to reincarnation and the number of humans currently on Earth" are not taking into consideration animals and extraterrestrial life. Our ETernal soul has definitely not been restricted to being an Earth-bound human (therefore explaining the belief of ‘going to heaven’ as confusing it with ‘going up to the heavens’). And once 'one reaches the level of human', they can certainly return as an animal (and often do more good to 'the system as a whole').

Anyone claiming to be someone reincarnated would have to (1) fit into a timeline of ‘direct reincarnation’. Albert Einstein died on April 18, 1955. A potential direct reincarnation could not be born before his death and probably not too many years after. For anyone to be taken seriously while claiming that they were Albert Einstein reincarnated, he would feel an need to (2) correct mistakes and tweak other stances taken in his science as well as producing some most serious 'beyond Einstein theories'!

Besides promoting The Conglomerate of Universes Theory (Universe Creation Theory), the reincarnated Einstein must (3) discover Einstein's unsolved unified field theory: Unified Strings U21/S19 Theory (M-theory + time analysis) - physics' ‘theory of everything’. He'd also have to (4) discover Plan-it Theory of GOD=7_4 algorithm/code or FOD=6_4 on PlanEt Nestor - the true theory of everything which includes unified strings U21/S19 theory under its umbrella. Einstein would return to (5) discover S=19 (18.6) Theory algorithm/repetitive pattern/'fractal'. He'd also discover the (6) Speed & Power of Thought Theory (similar to Quantum Entanglement), whereas, thought - especially GOD/FOD's thought - can travel much faster-than-light, thus defying linear time and locality. The transmigrated Einstein wouldn't only (7) discover the Theory of Renativity, he'd be 'one of the incarnations of the Messiah'. He'd also discover the closely connected Conglomeratal Energy eternal and Conglomeratal Relationships eternal Theories all based on E=mc2.

This reincarnated Einstein would also have to (8) provide some new 'coincidental' insight on his birth (3.14) and death at age 76 on April 18, and his rebirth, as well as (9) a ‘beyond E=mc2 theory’ that includes a symbolic aspect of the name ‘Albert58 Einstein’ (E in st e in). (10) The ‘continued soul of Einstein’ would provide some CLASSIFIED INFORMATION on his activities during World War II re: his work with the US Navy on The Philadelphia Experiment.

Since we're discussing the science of reincarnation, this person would have to (11) discover the scientific Reincarnation Theory & its 26 Principles including Theory of Luck which also includes (12) an updated modification of Einstein's separability principle and how it applies to reincarnation, whereas, systems (souls) with different locations in space have independent realities’. Souls remain ‘separate and independent’ throughout the eternal reincarnation process. Also, he’d have to (13) provide the 'soul thread' of who he was before being Einstein.

For a reincarnation theory to be proven experimentally, there must be more than one example of direct reincarnation. Einstein would return and (14) identify those reincarnations closest to him: his second wife Elsa Einstein (Sivabruntha 'Brenda' ---), his first wife Mileva Maric Einstein (Janna Levin), Marilyn Monroe (Janet Jackson), his closest political ally Franklin Roosevelt (Barack Obama), his arch nemesis Fuhrer Adolph Hitler (George Walker Bush Jr.), and other prominent celebrities of his day 'returning' today.

Besides being a scientist, Einstein was an accomplished musician (violin & piano) and (15) would have to demonstrate the 'next level' in this life: professional musician. Einstein also had his social, political, philosophical, and even religious 'missions'. There would have to be (16) a clear continuation of those missions in this lifetime.

"If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music... I get most joy in life out of music."

(17) Prove conclusively that there is a 'GOD'/'system as a whole' (all-inclusive): the universal quantum computer where particles not only collide, they compute, etc.

*GOD does play dice with this universe. However, He knows all probabilities and Her dice are loaded!

(18) There is GOD-guided evolution including biocentric universe, decisions, purpose, intelligent design58, complexity, catastrophism, 'appearance of randomness' (chaos theory), DNA/RNA, reincarnation and 'follow-the-leader', Gaia, panspermia, and alien intervention. Einstein was no biologist, yet, reincarnated he must be able to shed some light on creationism or evolution or choice C?

Albert Einstein (died 1955) is 'the key' to answering the question of reincarnation: either his eternal soul returns, thus proving transmigration or it doesn't, thus disproving metempsychosis (Greek). I was born in 1959 and have discovered the "7 Seals"/'beyond Einstein theories' including Seal #7: Reincarnation Theory & its 26 Principles incl. Theory of Luck (google that). In my soul's previous human incarnation, I was Albert Einstein. I've used the scientific method - including experimentation - to prove that all our eternal souls pass through time by reincarnation.

Einstein was wrong about quantum mechanics, "this universe being eternal with no beginning and no end", his concept of God, and reincarnation. But he has returned to correct his errors and spread the truth.


Note: To view the correct unified field theory & theory of everything, see my tweaked NASA conference presentation of 4.21.14, Identifying 'True Earth-like Planets' - All New Worlds Are Built On 7_4 Algorithm (like Earth) Or 6_4 at: http://PlanetNestor.blogspot.com also at http://GOD704.wikia.com .


Non-coincidental synchronic reaction: After I posted and tweaked this on www.abovetopsecret.com – which was the 1st time I’ve compiled this list – I turned the TV on to the ABC World News with Charlie Gibson and looked for a ‘reaction’. In their final segment (9/24/09 18:58), they featured ‘Unlikely Animal Friends’ – a preview of an upcoming National Geographic Special. They showed an orangutan and a dog, a chicken and a cat, and a lion and an antelope lamb. After the orangutan and dog were shown playing together (it was very cute), their keeper said, “They would make you believe in reincarnation”. I try to watch the national news every night and have for over 40 years, and I’ve never heard them refer to reincarnation! 7/12/13 19:21 "Einstein theories proven...quantum mechanics...quantum computer" - The Big Bang Theory, The Bat Jar Conjecture on Ch 3. 19:35 "When Albert Einstein discovered the laser..." "Mission accomplished" - The Big Bang Theory, The Lunar Excitation

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