Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
@The_Doctor (of nothing),

You don't believe that there is intelligent life elsewhere in this universe? Most stars have planets orbiting them. There are about 186 billion stars in the Milky Way Galaxy and there are about 186 galaxies in this universe. That's alot of potential earth analogs!
Every retard uses this false dichotomy fallacy.
Just because life exists elsewhere DOES NOT MEAN that they CAME HERE and BUILT THE FUCKING PYRAMIDS
I did a paper this past semester on that very topic. It usually indicates a great deal of racism to be honest.


@Galvatron /anonymous cow ard,

Your posts74 prove that you are more of a Christian than I am. You've very accurately described me, therefore...

TL;DR I'M AN ENORMOUS INBRED FUCKSTAIN EGOTIST


c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

Guys, I think he's tard raging. Could this be his final form? Lol
 
@Galvatron /anonymous cow ard,

Your posts74 prove that you are no Christian. You've very rudely judged me, therefore...

By the power77 vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20, I hereby rule that 4/29/16 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal(7) soul(4) will not be reincarnated as human for 6,660 years just for your sins here (you have many more). When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent, publically apologize, perform many hours of verifiable community service, and petition this court77 for a retrial. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving. However, 74 years of your reincarnation sentence are non-commutable and any further contempt-of-court will result in an increased sentence.

You are now part of a Grand scientific experiment to last 1,000+ years.


- Brad25 Watson77, Miami
GOD's Judge of All25 Humanity


c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com
Has anyone ever passed your judgement? Also, I think I just understood why you pass judgement on "cow ard"s. You think being called lolcows by you hurts anyone. :lol:
Also, it's moderately insane for judge, jury and prosecutor to be the same guy and judge our whole souls based on a couple shitposts. You'd think God's chosen one has a better system than the American one, not worse.
 
@facepalm,

I AM Brad Watson. I was alot of people in past lives including Y'shua bar Yosef who died sometime between his crucifixion in 30 AD* - 70 AD. God-incarnate was buried in the http://JesusFamilyTomb.com .


*Synchronism: 19:30 "Happy Passover from all here at MeTV"

@APerson,

It's both highly prophesied and quite unexpected, huh?

BTW, I've seen many Hebrew Alphabet charts in two Judaica stores and online, and they all have Yud (Yod) as the 10th letter. Furthermore, I've read in a couple books in those Judaica stores and several locales online that Genasis 1:1/Bereshit 1:1 in Hebrew is 7 words & 28(7x4) letters.

Dumb(4) ass(3)[7].
 
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nobody fucking cares what you think Brad
 
@APerson,

It's both highly prophesied and quite unexpected, huh?

BTW, I've seen many Hebrew Alphabet charts in two Judaica stores and online, and they all have Yud (Yod) as the 10th letter. Furthermore, I've read in a couple books in those Judaica stores and several locales online that Genasis 1:1/Bereshit 1:1 in Hebrew is 7 words & 28(7x4) letters.

Dumb(4) ass(3)[7].
*sigh*
Back to this? Yud can be both a letter and vowel modifier. It's similar to how in English, 'y' can be a consonant or vowel. Glad you know more of Hebrew than I do. And clearly 'several locales online' are the most reliable encyclopedias around.
 
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@Brad Watson_Miami is the number of the beast 666 or 616?
When Neron Caesar (Kaiser) in Greek is transliterated into Hebrew gematria, it produces 666. When Nero Caesar in Latin is transliterated into Hebrew gematria, it produces 616. Google that.

The whole point of The Revelation is the return of the Christ who obviously did NOT 'return' while Nero was the Roman Emperor. Nero committed suicide in 68 AD and Y'shua bar Yosef may have even still been alive then at age 74. John of Patmos - possibly the Apostle John - was well instructed in the (ancient) sacred Mysteries which included reincarnation. He knew that the eternal souls of the Christ and the Antichrist would return sometime in the future.

Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6)'s name appears as Ronald(6) W.(1) Reagan(6) on every list of the US Presidents I've ever seen. Google that. Now, is that a BIG 'coincidence', or is it a BIG sign from GOD?

When Reagan was President (1981-1989), I used to call the White House (202-456-1414 or comment line 202-456-1111) and tell them, "Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6) is the '666 1st Beast'/Antichrist and I AM the 2nd Coming of the Christ." I was right in his face with it! And I not only called the WH while George Walker Bush (Jr.) was President and told them, "Bush Jr. is the "2nd Beast"/Antichrist, I went there in-person a few times. The Secret Service knew me well. On 7/4/2008, I was outside the WH in Lafayette Square (with my girlfriend) yelling as loud as possible, "George Walker Bush Jr. is guilty of war crimes and crimes against humanity and should be prosecuted by the World Court at the Hague."

Now we have Donald Trump as the leading candidate for Antichrist. When we use Step 2 of Simple6,74 English7,74 Gematria8,74 with 'the key'74 of A=1, B=2, C=3...Z=26, then evil=48. When we add 48 to each letter, we get the alphanumeric code/cipher of A=49, B=50, C=51...Z=74. Then, Donald Trump = 666 = D52+O63+N62+A49+L60+D52 + T68+R66+U69+M61+P64
 
IT's a fucking coincidence.
A lot of names are 6 letters long. Fucking grasping for straws.

Also you dont have a girlfriend.
 
@APerson,

*sigh* You're not an idiot, you just are forced to say ridiculous things because if you admit that you're WRONG about one thing, you may have to admit you're WRONG about Y'shua was the Christ and me being the 2nd Christ.

Yud is both a letter and vowel modifier
. You FINALLY admit Yud is a letter!! "It's similar to how in English, 'y' can be a consonant or vowel." And of course, Y is a letter.

You are an asshole(7) with an emphasis on the hole(4).


Synchronism: 20:22 "And you lied just like that?" - The Jeffersons on MeTV
 
The whole point of The Revelation is the return of the Christ who obviously did NOT 'return' while Nero was the Roman Emperor. Nero committed suicide in 68 AD and Y'shua bar Yosef may have even still been alive then at age 74. John of Patmos - possibly the Apostle John - was well instructed in the (ancient) sacred Mysteries which included reincarnation. He knew that the eternal souls of the Christ and the Antichrist would return sometime in the future.
You've always said that Jesus died sometime between 30 and 70 CE. I just realized--he didn't live to 120, like Moses? Because that's a pretty important age for Jews to aspire to. Should we be trying to live to 76 instread?
Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6)'s name appears as Ronald(6) W.(1) Reagan(6) on every list of the US Presidents I've ever seen. Google that. Now, is that a BIG 'coincidence', or is it a BIG sign from GOD?
Yes, it's a coincidence. It's called middle names. Also, every list?
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When Reagan was President (1981-1989), I used to call the White House (202-456-1414 or comment line 202-456-1111) and tell them, "Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6) is the '666 1st Beast'/Antichrist and I AM the 2nd Coming of the Christ." I was right in his face with it! And I not only called the WH while George Walker Bush (Jr.) was President and told them, "Bush Jr. is the "2nd Beast"/Antichrist, I went there in-person a few times. The Secret Service knew me well. On 7/4/2008, I was outside the WH in Lafayette Square (with my girlfriend) yelling as loud as possible, "George Walker Bush Jr. is guilty of war crimes and crimes against humanity and should be prosecuted by the World Court at the Hague."
You were harassing some poor intern often? I feel bad for them.
Now we have Donald Trump as the leading candidate for Antichrist. When we use Step 2 of Simple6,74 English7,74 Gematria8,74 with 'the key'74 of A=1, B=2, C=3...Z=26, then evil=48. When we add 48 to each letter, we get the alphanumeric code/cipher of A=49, B=50, C=51...Z=74. Then, Donald Trump = 666 = D52+O63+N62+A49+L60+D52 + T68+R66+U69+M61+P64
So Donald John Trump's middle name can be ignored in gematria now?
@APerson,

*sigh* You're not an idiot, you just are forced to say ridiculous things because if you admit that you're WRONG about one thing, you may have to admit you're WRONG about Y'shua was the Christ and me being the 2nd Christ.

Yud is both a letter and vowel modifier
. You FINALLY admit Yud is a letter!! "It's similar to how in English, 'y' can be a consonant or vowel." And of course, Y is a letter.
It is a letter, it's just not a letter there. It's like you saying that the word "my" has no vowels because 'y' is MOST DEFINITELY ALWAYS A CONSONANT. Every mid-word hebrew letter has a vowel.
You are an asshole(7) with an emphasis on the hole(4).


Synchronism: 20:22 "And you lied just like that?" - The Jeffersons on MeTV
Thanks! I appreciate it, all-loving god.
 
I went there in-person a few times. The Secret Service knew me well. On 7/4/2008, I was outside the WH in Lafayette Square (by myself because I am a Virgin) yelling as loud as possible, "George Walker Bush Jr. is guilty of war crimes and crimes against humanity and should be prosecuted by the World Court at the Hague."


Fixed for you with the B Watson (79) = Virgin (79) theory.
 
Fixed for you with the B Watson (79) = Virgin (79) theory.
This by the way fits the 5 meats 4 cheeses theory because the ones place value is 9, which is the sum of the two components. Pie day everyday.

I find it convenient he's now focusing on number of letters now too, since, you know, that differs from the other children's maths games he likes to play to pretend he won't die alone and as a virgin.
 
Omg a revelation:

B Watson = Virgin = Asshole

2+23+1+20+19+0+14=22+9+18+7+9+14=1+19+19+8+15+12+5=79


There are no coincidences. Brad is a virgin and an asshole.
 
Heh, Brad if the Antichrist was president and the Christ is a halfway decent musician who's only known by a handful of people on the internet, I'm gonna say the Anti-Christ wins that round.
 
@Alex Krycek* Have you ever heard me play music? If you have and you've chosen to describe me as "a halfway decent musician", then that's your opinion. If you haven't, then you're an asshole. Which is it?


*Synchronism: 07:07 "Kasich" - CBS This Morning

@Derbydollar / anonymous cow ard,

What's your story? Have I judged you? For the record...

Do you believe in GOD?
Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate?
The Christ returns to "judge everyone according74 to their actions"?
 
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Numerology is ground zero for many, many insane people. As soon as I see someone randomly play around with completely unrelated numbers and create additions, substractions, equations and the like, all devoid of any consistent logic or meaning, I can safely ignore them.
You realize that there are many people like you around, Brad? All convinced that their interpretation of random numbers is a unique skill or sign from god, or the beyond, or aliens, or any number of other crazy things.
 
@bacterium / anonymous cow ard,

Most definitely; my whole life. How about you? Have you ever had a legitimate friend? Did/do you have loving parents? Brothers/sisters? Friends at church? At work? In prison?
 
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