Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[cans.wav]

WARNING! I won't tolerate this contempt-of-court again. You better be "worried about committing sacrilege. Is that perfectly clear? You might want to choose running away at this point74=P16+O15+I9+N14+T20.

Wow, we've really triggered " Jesus", running away from some random weirdo online is pointless, you cannot do shit all.

 

[facepalm]

Brad, you dont imitate Christ. So how are you Christian?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

"The Spaceships of Ezekiel by Joseph Blumberg (book)... What we have here is a NASA engineer and a structural engineer confirming that what's described in the Bible is extraterrestrials." - Ancient Aliens, The Evidence (S1/Ep1, 2010)

 

[facepalm]

More proof Brad is a virgin, he is watching Ancient Aliens unironically.

 

[Keerakh]

"The Spaceships of Ezekiel by Joseph Blumberg (book)... What we have here is a NASA engineer and a structural engineer confirming that what's described in the Bible is extraterrestrials." - Ancient Aliens, The Evidence (S1/Ep1, 2010)

What we have here is a credulous fuck who believes ancient aliens.
I make fun of retards who do that anyway. The fact that you're an autist who pretends he's both Jesus and Einstein is a bonus.

 

[cans.wav]

"The Spaceships of Ezekiel by Joseph Blumberg (book)... What we have here is a NASA engineer and a structural engineer confirming that what's described in the Bible is extraterrestrials." - Ancient Aliens, The Evidence (S1/Ep1, 2010)

Because ancient aliens is TOTALLY a respectable scientific source.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Because ancient aliens is TOTALLY a respectable scientific source.

You're talking to a guy who tries to read TV insurance ads like they were tea leaves. His threshold for "proof" isn't very high.

 

[GV 998]

@Galvatron / anonymous cow ard,

You know, you claiming to be "a Christian" is false and you disgust me. And believe me, it's HARD to disgust me, because I AM the most devout person in the world. But you? You're the king of douchebags. (I thought I'd speak to you like you speak to me. How did that feel?)

Hmm, how does that feel? To be honest, it feels lazy. Despite the fact that you consistently respond with fucking WALLS OF TEXT in this thread, this comes off feeling like you really put no effort into your words. Which if your words are so important, makes me question why you seem so lackadaisical about it.

Again, I need to point out I don't accept any of your dogma as truth. It's all the deranged ramblings of an extreme egotist who probably has done NOTHING with his life, so you've subconciously concocted this formulaic "hidden patterns and equations" that explain the truth about religion, which in your mind, is the absolute truth. Because you just can't handle the fact that without this delusion, you're a nobody.

Normally I wouldn't speak in such an A-loggy sort of way, but the sheer depth of your ego just ignites a hatred in me, in a way that I have yet to encounter on Kiwi Farms until you

In short, You're an ass, and in just the space of ONE post, you actually drained me of any pity I had for you and your delusional state, and now I just plain despise you

 

[facepalm]

B Watson=Virgin

2+23+1+20+19+0+14=79=22+9+18+7+9+14


Remember folks, there are no coincidences.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@The_Doctor (as if)

I AM not Jesus, he died sometime in the 40 years after he was crucified in 30 AD. I AM obviously not "random", I was beckoned here. "Weirdo" is in the eye of the beholder and it's not a nice thing to say, asshole. And I AM conducting a GRAND scientific experiment to last 1,000+ years. We'll find out whether the assholes get reincarnated again as human or not? It will be real easy for us humans to observe!

 

[facepalm]

So now you arent Jesus?

 

[Keerakh]

@Galvatron / anonymous cow ard,

You know, you claiming to be "a Christian" is false and you disgust me. And believe me, it's HARD to disgust me, because I AM the most devout person in the world. But you? You're the king of douchebags. (I thought I'd speak to you like you speak to me. How did that feel?)

Shall I explain why I don't believe for a second that you are a Christian?

For one, you completely lack any recognition of the prophecies that have been taking place, i.e. "destruction of Babylon" (Iraq), "Armageddon" (Syria), Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6), "book/scroll...sealed with 7 seals"/'beyond Einstein theories' produced, etc. Christians are supposed to imitate Christ. What exactly do YOU do to imitate Jesus son of Joseph?

As the 2nd Coming of the Christ, I do "have the authority to mete out divine punishment, even to the extent of condemning someone to Hell". You're correct, "That is not for any mortal man to decide, not even prophets". Show me which reply you claimed I said to you, "you said you never claimed to be a judge". That's bullshit because I've been handing out sentences of damnation to people MERELY for criticizing me! (Your words.)

All I can say is that I pity you. You're delusional. And just to make one last point very clear. Let's say I give you the benefit of the doubt and said I believed you when you said, "I'm a Christian." If you were, you would recognize there's no such thing as "your God" or "my God'; there's One GOD and GOD's name & title is GOD. If you were a Christian, you would realize that NOW is the time for the Christ - a man who is not a 'mere mortal' - to return and use the Internet to teach the important truths of Big Bang/Bit Bang, GOD-guided evolution, GOD=7_4 or FOD=6_4 on Planet Nestor, Unified Strings 21/19 Theory, S=19 (18.6) Theory,* GOD defined and Power & Speed of Thought Theory, God-incarnate defined, Reincarnation Theory & its 26 Principles including the Theory of Luck (ex. Einstein returned as Watson), etc.

Have you ever been before a judge for a traffic infraction, misdemeanor, or felony? If you criticize, mock, or cuss out the judge, you're going to get a harsh sentence and an additional contempt-of-court sentence. I AM sorry you don't feel I AM a "just" judge and that I don't represent the One GOD who is certainly just. Because of this, and this alone, I will not judge you now. But WARNING! I won't tolerate this contempt-of-court again. You better be "worried about committing sacrilege. Is that perfectly clear? You might want to choose running away at this point74=P16+O15+I9+N14+T20.


*Synchronism: 11:11 "To suggest that this is 'all coincidence'; after awhile, even 'coincidence' does not make sense!" - Ancient Aliens, The Evidence (S1/Ep1)

You're not a goddamn judge or in any position.
You're a fucking retard playing with numbers pretending like he matters. You have no power here, in this forum, in this world, or anything.
You don't imitate Christ, except for the conceit that he was an apocalyptic preacher in a time and place where they were a dime a dozen.
You dont know anything about Christianity, you steal shit from other religions without understanding the principles behind them, and you're just plain insane.

Fuck off, Brad. You're a miserable fuckspill whose parents were probably siblings.

@The_Doctor (as if)

I AM not Jesus, he died sometime in the 40 years after he was crucified in 30 AD. I AM obviously not "random", I was beckoned here. "Weirdo" is in the eye of the beholder and it's not a nice thing to say, asshole. And I AM conducting a GRAND scientific experiment to last 1,000+ years. We'll find out whether the assholes get reincarnated again as human or not? It will be real easy for us humans to observe!

I can answer that.
They won't.
reincarnation isn't real.

 

[millais]

Damn, Brad be salty today! Also it is somewhat amusing to discover that he has the jungle fever.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

@The_Doctor (as if)

I AM not Jesus, he died sometime in the 40 years after he was crucified in 30 AD. I AM obviously not "random", I was beckoned here. "Weirdo" is in the eye of the beholder and it's not a nice thing to say, asshole. And I AM conducting a GRAND scientific experiment to last 1,000+ years. We'll find out whether the assholes get reincarnated again as human or not? It will be real easy for us humans to observe!

Tell us of your experiment. Specifically, what is your null hypothesis? What is your margin for error? Where is your control sample, and to what P- and T- values do you consider significant when assessing statistical data?

 

[bacterium]

Did SpaceJesus get bored of talking to himself or did someone disable his block list?

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Did SpaceJesus get bored of talking to himself or did someone disable his block list?

Brad just loves us.

 

[Keerakh]

Tell us of your experiment. Specifically, what is your null hypothesis? What is your margin for error? Where is your control sample, and to what P- and T- values do you consider significant when assessing statistical data?

I think his Null hypothesis is that Null is going to be reincarnated as a cow. Like the rest of us. Lol

 

[Adamska]

I think his Null hypothesis is that Null is going to be reincarnated as a cow. Like the rest of us. Lol

Think of it like this: we would be happy just with a face brush and being outside.

Meanwhile Brad is a miserable schizophrenic virgin whose own life he cocked up so badly he desperately tries to claim the accomplishments of others to make himself feel better. All while watching Ancient Aliens, a show that willingly lies its ass off:

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

I used to say that Brad, while crazy, wasn't stupid. I may have to dial that back. He might not be ADF-level dumb, but I don't think there's as big of a margin between him and Pastor Bob as I once thought.

See, that's called "admitting an error." Happens a lot in science.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@The_Doctor (of nothing),

You don't believe that there is intelligent life elsewhere in this universe? Most stars have planets orbiting them. There are about 186 billion stars in the Milky Way Galaxy and there are about 186 galaxies in this universe. That's alot of potential earth analogs!

@Galvatron /anonymous cow ard,

Your posts74 prove that you are no Christian. You've very rudely judged me, therefore...

By the power77 vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20, I hereby rule that 4/29/16 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal(7) soul(4) will not be reincarnated as human for 6,660 years just for your sins here (you have many more). When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent, publically apologize, perform many hours of verifiable community service, and petition this court77 for a retrial. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving. However, 74 years of your reincarnation sentence are non-commutable and any further contempt-of-court will result in an increased sentence.

You are now part of a Grand scientific experiment to last 1,000+ years.


- Brad25 Watson77, Miami
GOD's Judge of All25 Humanity

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com