Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
The best part about this is that when more elements are synthesized it totally neutralizes the 'theory'. Why is your horseshit, not even worth being named a theory, so flimsy that it relies on tiny, temporary eventualities? They are utterly meaningless. It's a desperate search for meaning in noise.
I like how it took you this fucking long to discover that they've synthesized those elements. I keep an eye on them monthly. It ultimately doesn't matter until they're named, anyway.
Guys, we should start a petition where we ask them to name elemenet 115 either "Lazarium" or "Elerium". My favourite is the former.



what the fuck does that even mean
 
In continuing my study of God Almighty, I found this excellent sermon from Dr. Robert(7) McKim(4), who makes seven (7) excellent points about the use of alcohol(6) spirits(6) and hootch(6). He makes these points four (4) times.


Brad just can't keep up with this guy,
 
Why aren't silver or tungsten 74℅ of the earth's composition? Or nitrogen and beryllium? It's almost like God doesn't give a shit about the numbers 7 or 4.

I would like to point out that the B Watson (79) is a virgin(79) asshole(79) theory is gold (element number 79).
 
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I AM watching The Players Championship while I tweak my book and Golf Channel said yesterday, "Hole 1 - 417 yards Par 4". Today, "Hole 3 - 174 yards Par 3." Now if you were a Mason in-charge of the setup of the Stadium Course, wouldn't you make the very first hole a code of Jesus' Birthday of 4/17?

(Now comes the idiotic responses from the idiots here at Kiwi Farms.)
 
I would like to point out that the B Watson (79) is a virgin(79) asshole(79) theory is gold (element number 79).
I wonder why Brad is so afraid to talk about being a virgin? Lots of gay people have trouble meeting the right person. It's a lifestyle that often leads them to sit alone at home, watching daytime TV. Brad shouldn't be afraid of admitting who he is. We at Kiwi Farms love him. I love him, don't you?
 
What is with these spergs thinking writing books are a good idea?

What are you going to write about? (7) How golf (4) is good (4)? (4)
 
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What is with these spergs thinking writing books are a good idea?

What are you going to write about? (7) How golf (4) is good (4)? (4)
If you look at Brad in terms of Effort:Result, he's about as productive as @Connor Bible . He keeps revising the same six pages over and over again, never actually stops to think if anyone will bother reading it when he's done.

And he'll never be done.
 
What is with these spergs thinking writing books are a good idea?
What are you going to write about? (7) How golf (4) is good (4)? (4)
Mark Twain said it best. "Golf is a fine walk in the countryside....spoiled."

Speaking of spoiled, I was thinking about Brad's idea of the afterlife.
He seems to imply that we all "wait in the Lobby" in Sheol until we get reincarnated (and that he gets to control who gets out of the Lobby.)
He always hints at a Sheol, but never brings up a Heaven.
Which is a good thing. Here's why:
Most Christians prattle on about how Heaven is a paradise of leisure and pleasure (even though the Bible very, very clearly states that Heaven is a church service that never, ever ends.)
Which brings us back to Brad. Wouldn't Brad's Heaven be a math class that never, ever ends.....a math class where the 'instructor' gets everything wrong, constantly, forever?

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If you look at Brad in terms of Effort:Result, he's about as productive as @Connor Bible . He keeps revising the same six pages over and over again, never actually stops to think if anyone will bother reading it when he's done.

And he'll never be done.
More proof of my hypothesis! The six pages are the syllabus of his never ending lecture on Impractical Mathemagics 101.
 
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I have it on good authority that B Watson (79), the virgin (79) asshole (79), routinely shoots 79 on the golf course.
 
Guys. God's least favorite video game is Hitman (7). You see, because Hitman stars Agent 47. God's favorite number is 74, and 47 is the inversion of 74.

Interestingly, it's not Satan's (4) favorite game. That would be Dance Dance Revolution 2ndMix and Beatmania IIDX Substream Club Version 2
 
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@Galvatron,

Agent 47 is an example of someone knowing the GOD=7_4 Code: it's the combination of 7 & 4. Star Trek has used alot of 47s and 74s.

Mocking GOD and aligning with Satan is a very bad idea. The law of karma is as real as the law of gravity.
 
Guys. God's least favorite video game is Hitman (7). You see, because Hitman stars Agent 47. God's favorite number is 74, and 47 is the inversion of 74.
Interestingly, it's not Satan's (4) favorite game. That would be Dance Dance Revolution 2ndMix and Beatmania IIDX Substream Club Version 2
Nah, Satan's fave game is Ai Cho Aniki. I would post screenshots, but that would make Brad all hot and bothered and he would start howling about 7 million penises penetrating 4 billion poop-chutes and Miami would be deluged in froth.
 
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The Kon-Tiki expedition was a 1947 journey by raft across the Pacific Ocean from South America to the Polynesian islands, led by Norwegian explorer and writer Thor Heyerdahl.​
 

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@Galvatron,

Agent 47 is an example of someone knowing the GOD=7_4 Code: it's the combination of 7 & 4. Star Trek has used alot of 47s and 74s.

Mocking GOD and aligning with Satan is a very bad idea. The law of karma is as real as the law of gravity.
1) wrong. 2)wrong. 3)then why do good people suffer?
 
1) wrong. 2)wrong. 3)then why do good people suffer?
1) He doesn't care, because -- according to himself -- he's Jesus and you aren't.
2) He doesn't care, because -- according to himself -- he's Jesus and you aren't.
3) People suffer because Brad wished illness and bad luck on them, for he wields the Curseyamehameha.

Now he's espousing "karma" as well as reincarnation.
He continues to fail at his own religion. Karma and Reincarnation are facets of Hindu thought. Jesus wasn't Hindu.
One more nail in the coffin of Brad's "I am Jesus" delusion.
 
The 18th Hole 470 yards Par 4 in today's 3rd Round at The Players. 47-year-old Ken Duke shot today's lowest score of 65 after his 1st Round 74.

@SCRuler (Smelly Carcass Ruler),

'Good people' in this life suffer because of their karma from their previous lives and from their karma of future lives: retrocausality. Jesus son of Joseph is the classic example of suffering from the karma of his previous life. Y'shua did nothing to deserve the torture he received from 39 lashes and crucifixion. But as the reincarnation of Julius Caesar, his karma produced the treatment from the Roman soldiers.

@LordCustos3 (more like LordCostco),

Karma and reincarnation are facets of Judeo-Christian thought, but they're often taught incorrectly. Jesus son of Joseph learned, "You reap what you sow" from the Hebrew scriptures. Y'shua spent 18 years (ages 12-30) traveling around the world centers and learned from the Hindus and taught them.

Accusing me of an "'I am Jesus' delusion" is incorrect. You need to accuse me of an "'I was Jesus' delusion." I, obviously, am Brad Watson from Miami.
 
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And of course, Brad totally misses the point, even pulling shit out of his ass and forgetting clear portions of christian theology. He was crucified as the lamb of God, you dipshit. Not because he was Caesar in a past life.
 
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@Gene Parmesan,

(tweaked on http://GodlikeProductions.com )

GOD: the 'all-inclusive system as a whole', the 'Universe as quantum computer', the One Mind, the Greater Good.

God-incarnate (in the Guardin' of Eden, Y'shua bar Yosef, 2nd Coming of the Christ): the reincarnating original and number 1 programmer, the Creator of all 'true Earth-like plan-its'.

There is further simple mathematical and scientific proof of GOD through the GOD=7_4 program/algorithm/code; please see http://GOD704.wikia.com . This also proves that Jesus(74=J10+E5+S19+U21+S19) son of Joseph was God-incarnate with his actual birthdate of Saturday April 17, 6 BC / 17.4.748 AUC / 29 Nisan 3755 HC and crucifixion date of Friday April 7, 30 AD / 7.4.783 AUC / 14 Nisan 3790 HC.

The US Founding Fathers encoded GOD=7_4, 7/4=July 4th. The rest of the world writes the date: day/month/year. Therefore, GOD=7_4, 7/4=July 4th or 7 April 30 AD: Good(7__4) Friday(74) when Y'shua(74=Y25+S19+H8+U21+A1)/Joshua(74)/IESVS(74)/Jesus(74) 'the king'(74) of the Judeans(74) - the Jewish(74) Messiah(74) - was nailed on(74) the Cross(74=C3+R18+O15+S19+S19).

Seal #2 (of "7 Seals"/'beyond Einstein theories'): Plan-it Theory of GOD=7_4 or FOD=6_4 on Planet Nestor - FIG=6|7 (Design Worlds Theory); google that .
 
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