Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Christ=77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20
power=77=P16+O15+W23+E5+R18
glory=77=G7+L12+O15+R18+Y25
court=77=C3+O15+U21+R18+T20
Watson=77=W23+A1+T20+S19+O+N14

@SCRuler (Screaming Crazy Ruler),

I got the Big Bang/Bit Bang right.

http://www.goldbondultimate.com/rough-and-bumpy-cream.html

"Reduces bumps by 74% in 4 weeks (4x7 days)"

 

[facepalm]

He can't even get the fucking big bang right

In 1979, B Watson, the virgin, got big banged by 79 bikers in his asshole.

 

[Picklechu]

http://www.goldbondultimate.com/rough-and-bumpy-cream.html

"Reduces bumps by 74% in 4 weeks (4x7 days)"

Gold Bond couldn't cure Connor's crotch fungus. Therefore, it is not divine. 4 weeks = 4 x 7 days, 4 x 7 = 28, 24 hours in a day x 28 days is 672, which is six more than 666. Therefore, Gold bond = Satan.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

See, this guy is way more intelligent than Brad. I can learn all about the Bible without having to watch the History Channel and stuff. We should update Brad's website to feature sources like this. It'll make it way easier for people to follow Almighty God.

 

[facepalm]

I trust Apocalypse Bacon more than Brad.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

I trust Apocalypse Bacon more than Brad.

Oh, we all do. He obviously knows so much more than Brad. Listen to his sermons, the logic is solid.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Pastor Faggot at least uses a bible and has a divinity doctorate (even if he only paid for it). Brad uses a numbers game and whatever whim he has in his mind at the time. In other words, the John Calvin of fail vs. The Muhammad of fail.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@Alex Krycek,

5/11/16 is your latest Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 6,660 years with 74 years non-commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Pastor Faggot at least uses a bible and has a divinity doctorate (even if he only paid for it). Brad uses a numbers game and whatever whim he has in his mind at the time. In other words, the John Calvin of fail vs. The Muhammad of fail.

Do you think Pastor Bob can tell us about aliens?

 

[facepalm]

Do you think Pastor Bob can tell us about aliens?

I'm sure Pastor Slob has plenty to say about aliens. Illegal ones.

 

[LordCustos3]

I think I've been sentenced three times over the course of this thread. If Jesus was this terrible at his job then I could see why he got "fired".

Ah....thats another thing.
Brad has passed judgement on, what...a hundred people by now.
Jesus only ever cursed one other lifeform. A single fig tree. (Mark 11:12-20)

Brad, on the other hand, constantly invokes dark magic and flings curses, an act of witchcraft, for which the penalty is death. (Exodus 22:1

So, on top of his false prophesies, he also indulges in witchcraft. Left Hand Path Witchcraft at that, which is only a hairsbreadth away from being a Satanist.
If the Bible is to be taken seriously or literally, he's not even supposed to be using this number magic at all; because it is a form of Divination. This is forbidden under the Mosaic Law (Deuteronomy 18:10).
Lucky for him, his divination doesn't work, because if it did, he would reeeallly be in trouble. (Check 2nd Thessalonians 2:9-12 for details.)

Brad's Sentence:

Because of Brad Watson's flagrant unrepentant disobedience and refusal to conform to the Will of The Almighty, the following penalties are to be levied upon his soul's entry into Hell upon the hour of his corporeal death.

• 88 extra lashes with flaming, electrified concertina wire for every time he usurped the identity of Jesus of Nazareth (Sin: Blasphemy against Jesus). Each lash to followed by a dousing in boiling salt water to sharply punctuate God's disapproval. The lashing will be followed by immersion in The Lake of Fire until Brad recants this falsehood.
• 88 extra lashes with flaming, electrified concertina wire for every time he usurped the identity of Mohammed (Sin: Blasphemy against Jesus and Apostasy against Christianity). Followed by immersion in The Lake of Fire until he recants this falsehood.
• 88 extra lashes with flaming barbed wire for every time he usurped the identity of any other person (Sin: Publically Speaking Falsehoods/Breaking the 9th Commandment). Followed by the excision of his tongue so he never speaks falsely again.
• 88 extra lashes with flaming barbed wire for every time he practiced witchcraft (Sin: Disobeying the Mosaic Law against Witchcraft). Followed by "dunking" in boiling water to cleanse the taint from his soul.
• 66 extra strikes with a firebrand for every time he espoused the false doctrine of Reincarnation (Sin: Heresy.)
• 66 extra strikes with a firebrand for every time he espoused myths of The Planet Nestor (Sin: Congress with Demons)
• 33 extra strikes with a rod of iron for every time he practiced divination (Sin: Disobeying the Mosaic Law against Divination).

These charges/punishments are cumulative and will continue to be tallied even after this proclamation is posted. Continued disobedience (or additional infractions) will increase not only the number of punishments and the number of sins to be punished but the severity and intensity of the punishments will also increase.
Once corporeal death has occurred and the soul is in Hell, all offers of commutation and remission are revoked permanently. ​

He can still repent....

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Ah....thats another thing.
Brad has passed judgement on, what...a hundred people by now.
Jesus only ever cursed one other lifeform. A single fig tree. (Mark 11:12-20)

Brad, on the other hand, constantly invokes dark magic and flings curses, an act of witchcraft, for which the penalty is death. (Exodus 22:1

So, on top of his false prophesies, he also indulges in witchcraft. Left Hand Path Witchcraft at that, which is only a hairsbreadth away from being a Satanist.
If the Bible is to be taken seriously or literally, he's not even supposed to be using this number magic at all; because it is a form of Divination. This is forbidden under the Mosaic Law (Deuteronomy 18:10).
Lucky for him, his divination doesn't work, because if it did, he would reeeallly be in trouble. (Check 2nd Thessalonians 2:9-12 for details.)

Brad's Sentence:

Because of Brad Watson's flagrant unrepentant disobedience and refusal to conform to the Will of The Almighty, the following penalties are to be levied upon his soul's entry into Hell upon the hour of his corporeal death.

• 88 extra lashes with flaming, electrified concertina wire for every time he usurped the identity of Jesus of Nazareth (Sin: Blasphemy against Jesus). Each lash to followed by a dousing in boiling salt water to sharply punctuate God's disapproval. The lashing will be followed by immersion in The Lake of Fire until Brad recants this falsehood.
• 88 extra lashes with flaming, electrified concertina wire for every time he usurped the identity of Mohammed (Sin: Blasphemy against Jesus and Apostasy against Christianity). Followed by immersion in The Lake of Fire until he recants this falsehood.
• 88 extra lashes with flaming barbed wire for every time he usurped the identity of any other person (Sin: Publically Speaking Falsehoods/Breaking the 9th Commandment). Followed by the excision of his tongue so he never speaks falsely again.
• 88 extra lashes with flaming barbed wire for every time he practiced witchcraft (Sin: Disobeying the Mosaic Law against Witchcraft). Followed by "dunking" in boiling water to cleanse the taint from his soul.
• 66 extra strikes with a firebrand for every time he espoused the false doctrine of Reincarnation (Sin: Heresy.)
• 66 extra strikes with a firebrand for every time he espoused myths of The Planet Nestor (Sin: Congress with Demons)
• 33 extra strikes with a rod of iron for every time he practiced divination (Sin: Disobeying the Mosaic Law against Divination).

These charges/punishments are cumulative and will continue to be tallied even after this proclamation is posted. Continued disobedience (or additional infractions) will increase not only the number of punishments and the number of sins to be punished but the severity and intensity of the punishments will also increase.
Once corporeal death has occurred and the soul is in Hell, all offers of commutation and remission are revoked permanently. ​

He can still repent....

And he cheats like a bitch because I totally had my force fields up.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

The 7 Metals of Antiquity were associated with the 7 Classical Planets by alchemists and in this order:

1. Moon - silver
2. Mercury - mercury
3. Venus - copper
4. Sun - gold
5. Mars - iron
6. Jupiter - tin
7. Saturn - lead

The ancient Hebrews would mystically and secretly portray these 7 lights in the sky with the 7 lamps of the Temple menorah(7 letters, 74=M13+E5+N14+O15+R18+A1+H which was made of gold. The 7 lamps of the menorah are suspended by 4 branches with the Sun in the middle.

Note how the Sun and gold are 4th out of the 7; in the middle of 7. This is a BIG example of the GOD=7_4 algorithm/code, whereas G is the 7th letter, the circle is the 15th letter or a zerO or _, D is 4. The ancients observed the 7 moving objects in the heavens and 4 don’t cast shadows on Earth (Venus does)/ 4 can’t be easily seen during the daytime (Venus can be).

The lunar month of 29.53 days is a weird number if one believes in GOD. (If one believes in randomness, then there’s no problem with it since they believe there is no inherent cause-and-effect design.) But the 4 lunar phases are roughly 7 days (~7.4 days) each.

The lunar year + 7 day week + 4 days = 365 day solar year.

Ancient astrologer/astronomers also certainly recognized the Big Dipper with its 7 stars and 4 within its quadrilateral bowl. Its 4th star in the middle is its brightest. The Big Dipper points towards the North Star which is the tip of the Little Dipper which is also 7 stars with 4 in its bowl. Finding the North Star was vital to those before the compass.

Mars returns to the same point against the background of stars and in its relationship to the Sun and Earth every 47 years.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metals_of_antiquity

 

[Peace and Harmony]

@Brad Watson_Miami if you really want your theory to gain traction I would seriously suggest that you start identifying as a woman.

 

[millais]

Brad should get a tumblr like those otherkin who identify as demigods or whatever. He will finally have a receptive audience on that social media platform

 

[MasterDisaster]

You know what's cool these days? Atheism. There's no magical math system for that; no one makes up magical math theories to explain that shit is related to the number 7 and 4.

 

[The Great Chandler]

@Brad Watson_Miami Where is your sanity?

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Brad should get a tumblr like those otherkin who identify as demigods or whatever. He will finally have a receptive audience on that social media platform

I do think it would be great to see him discuss being Jesus with 3 or 4 other Jesuses (Jesi?). After all, being Jesus is so common, he's bound to have a strong support system! Maybe they can even hang out!

 

[LordCustos3]

I do think it would be great to see him discuss being Jesus with 3 or 4 other Jesuses (Jesi?). After all, being Jesus is so common, he's bound to have a strong support system! Maybe they can even hang out!

They could all band together and become The Jesi Knights.

@Brad Watson_Miami Where is your sanity?

Brad finds your lack of faith to be disturbing.

But he's totes a Sith, so being an Apostate to him is the right thing to do.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@Peace and Harmony,

41521385217.

(This morning's discovery...)

The 7th row of the periodic table has been completed with the addition of 4 new synthesized elements – atomic numbers 113, 115, 117 & 118 – according to the International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry.
http://www.rsc.org/chemistryworld/2016/01/new-elements-periodic-table-seventh-row-iupac