Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
@Nad,

You're cherry-picking to exclude the title of Fuhrer from being included with Adolph Hitler. Same reason you spelt it "Adolf".

And what about Soviet(6) Joseph(6) Stalin(6)*?

Well, those are both americanized ways to spell their names, Ио́сиф Виссарио́нович Сталин don't really fit into Brad's gematric counting scheme I presume. But this makes me wonder, do the titles people are given during their lifetime hold relevance using your system? Also, why go with title of "soviet"(that millions during and after the lifetime of Stalin could claim), instead of "general secretary"? And how is the title of these two people here so relevant, for example you don't seem to include the presidential titles of Reagan or Bush with their names?
 
Then why not include "President" or "American" Ronald Wilson Reagan or George Walker Bush Jr.? Because news flash, Soviet isn't a title, Fuhrer is. Why don't you try replacing "Soviet" with "Comrade"? Maybe because it doesn't fit your little formula? All you seem to do is look for specific things that fit into your little formula and tell people that they're gonna turn into cows. There's absolutely no science or evidence that proves your point (if there even is one. Seriously, I have no idea what your end game is.) You just continually spout gibberish that makes no sense to anybody but you. Oh, and you also spell stuff differently to fit your theory like a five year old who makes up a game and changes the rules every time he's about to lose.
 
@Brad Watson_Miami your blatant refusal to answer my, or anyone's else's questions, that don't fit into your delusions show just how egotistical and repugnant you can be. I'd tell you you should feel ashamed but you have no concept of it, just like humility.
 
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@obliviousbeard,

English(7,74) is 'the key'(74). It's NOT my "gematric counting scheme"; I was born over two centuries after Simple(6,74) English(7,74) Gematria(8,74) first appeared as a result of the 1629 1st revision of the King James Bible and the 26-letter modern English alphabet.

If we think of Hitler and Stalin as the Antichrists during WWII, then what about Hirohito and Mao? And when you have an Antichrist, you must have a 'Christ'. And who was that during WWII? Albert Einstein? Gandhi? Haile Selassie? Winston Churchill? Franklin Roosevelt? Dwight Eisenhower? De Gaulle? That's quite a Magnificent 7!
 
@obliviousbeard,

English(7,74) is 'the key'(74). It's NOT my "gematric counting scheme"; I was born over two centuries after Simple(6,74) English(7,74) Gematria(8,74) first appeared as a result of the 1629 1st revision of the King James Bible and the 26-letter modern English alphabet.

If we think of Hitler and Stalin as the Antichrists during WWII, then what about Hirohito and Mao? And when you have an Antichrist, you must have a 'Christ'. And who was that during WWII? Albert Einstein? Gandhi? Haile Selassie? Winston Churchill? Franklin Roosevelt? Dwight Eisenhower? De Gaulle? That's quite a Magnificent 7!
there you go again, cherry picking.
 
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@MasterDisaster,

Ask your questions. I AM right here and watching CNN. But make it quick! I AM going out for breakfast soon and then golf.
 
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As far as Gnostics being rejected because they didn't recognize the authority of the Vatican, lol... Half the Christian world is Protestant, who also don't recognize the authority of the Vatican, and THEY think Gnosticism is bullshit too.
 
@Keerakh,

Actually, there ae no cherries in Miami. I've got a delicious mango tree in my backyard. My girlfriend and I are mango-pickers. Please make that correction.
 
@ChurchOfGodBear,

Please be historically accurate. The Gnostics and Cathars were killed off by the Vatican long before Martin Luther came along. Martin Luther was really cool - I was NOT him in a previous incarnation.

@Keerakh,

621, liar.
 
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@ChurchOfGodBear,

Please be historically accurate. The Gnostics and Cathars were killed off by the Vatican long before Martin Luther came along. Martin Luther was really cool - I was NOT him in a previous incarnation.
Which is irrelevant. If Gnosticism where valuable, but suppressed because it denied the authority of the Vatican, surely a Protestant group today would embrace it. They don't, because it's theological wanking with no benefit to faith or morals.
 
@obliviousbeard,

English(7,74) is 'the key'(74). It's NOT my "gematric counting scheme"; I was born over two centuries after Simple(6,74) English(7,74) Gematria(8,74) first appeared as a result of the 1629 1st revision of the King James Bible and the 26-letter modern English alphabet.

If we think of Hitler and Stalin as the Antichrists during WWII, then what about Hirohito and Mao? And when you have an Antichrist, you must have a 'Christ'. And who was that during WWII? Albert Einstein? Gandhi? Haile Selassie? Winston Churchill? Franklin Roosevelt? Dwight Eisenhower? De Gaulle? That's quite a Magnificent 7!

FYI, I was using the term "Brad's gematric counting scheme" as reference to the simple english gematria that you're using(and I do know you're not author of it nor you're not the only one using it).

But yes, I think I'll bite. If we were to think of Stalin and Hitler as antichrists, then what about marshal Mannerheim during the WW2? This guy was in such interesting position that he actually opposed both leaders(both politically and in war). Also, I'd really like answer to my questions:
-Are there any meaning of titles people have claimed during their lifetimes
-Why you're counting the title of soviet, instead of general secretary for Stalin
-Why you use titles of Stalin and Hitler, but for instance not of Reagan and Bush?
 
Wow, Brad sure tarded it up while I was gone.

First, the Gnostics; which sect? There are a variety of sects ranging from the Basildeans to the Sethians, to the Cainites, to even the Luciferians. Yes, there was a branch of Christianity that held that Lucifer was a good guy; he was Jesus' spiritual older brother in that one. Besides absorbing elements of Platonism and Zoroastrian thought, namely the concept of light and dark. The Jesus Mary thing you're sperging about is not a teaching in any of these sects, and possibly came from just Dan Brown Browning up conspiracy twaddle in his shit book "The Da Vinci Code". She was not seen as anything but one of the greatest followers of Jesus, especially in the Eastern Churches where she's treated as one of his apostles.

Second, I'll give a shit and read your twaddle about the planet theory when you get off your lazy ass and send it to a scientific journal and it gets published. Until then, I'm just glazing over the retarded number games and the fact you still can't be arsed to locate your magical realm on a map of the Milky Way galaxy.

Third, looks like you're still outgunned by @4Macie in understanding the slaughter process. Also seems like you're still a horrible aspiring cannibal. No wonder that Sergei fella in Siberia is the real return of Jesus the Bodhisattva. He's not an anglocentric, self-centered, selfish, thieving, violent tard whose desperate for power, a legacy, and pussy.

Then why not include "President" or "American" Ronald Wilson Reagan or George Walker Bush Jr.? Because news flash, Soviet isn't a title, Fuhrer is. Why don't you try replacing "Soviet" with "Comrade"? Maybe because it doesn't fit your little formula? All you seem to do is look for specific things that fit into your little formula and tell people that they're gonna turn into cows. There's absolutely no science or evidence that proves your point (if there even is one. Seriously, I have no idea what your end game is.) You just continually spout gibberish that makes no sense to anybody but you. Oh, and you also spell stuff differently to fit your theory like a five year old who makes up a game and changes the rules every time he's about to lose.

He claims numbers can't lie while he forces them to lie. If that isn't delusion I dunno what is.

Holy shit, guys, we've got one! One person who @Brad Watson_Miami was not! Truly a historic day. How powerful of him to admit that

He probably claimed someone else from that time who was famous, because he's conveniently only ever someone who was famous.
 
Third, looks like you're still outgunned by @4Macie in understanding the slaughter process.
It's because I've actually held part in the beef process, start to finish. Literally had a baby calf whose mamma rejected him (she'd had two babies...it happens. They have two, reject one), raised that little shit to adult hood, then brought him to the house and helped butcher him. Did I cry? Hell yeah, he was my baby...but he was delicious in the end (literally best meat of my life). My dad says it's something any meat eater should experience so that we respect and aren't wasteful of the meat we eat. As for the BIG slaughter houses, it's still not too bad. It's a little messy...but that's more because of cow shit and dirt than actual blood splatter and terror. Half the time the cows don't even know what's going on, they are more interested in if they'll get food or not (you gotta fast them for a day so no shit gets in the food.... so that probably does suck for them to be honest). So yeah, in all honesty, would be totally fine being a cow sent for slaughter. We all gotta die sometime, right?

Brad likes to say stuff, but he's never experienced it in real life. He's probably never had real excitement in his life, so he literally lives in the lives of past people. Let's say reincarnation was real, at some point you're bound to be something shit-tastic. Yeah, it'd be a life experience, but it'd still be shit. Like I don't want to be a fly that gets swatted at day 15 into my life...but it's bound to happen. I don't want to be a 22 year old crack head who dies because my crack head friend goes crazy for a fix and kills me in my sleep..but it's bound to happen. But not for Brad it seems. He's always the most interesting and historical people.

I've met some crazies in my life and one of the best lessons I learned is this: if they can't accept the bad, they don't deserve the good.

That and the fact that Brad claims he's Christ II (not Jesus II though, fuck that guy right?) but instead of proving it through action, he came straight to the internet. Maybe one day he'll make the Great Wikipedia List. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_claimed_to_be_Jesus
Or maybe even this one:
http://www.toptenz.net/top-10-people-claim-reincarnation-jesus-christ.php
 
Since Brad gets to add whatever title he wants to historical figures, make sure you give Brad an appropriate title.

Beautiful day again Brad the Virgin.
 
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Since Brad gets to add whatever title he wants to historical figures, make sure you give Brad and appropriate title.

Beautiful day again Brad the Virgin.
I'm sure Brad has had sex...he's probably just really really really bad at it.
Can you imagine him thinking about his number fetish the whole time?
"Hey babe? Can you just...can you just say it for me? Just once..."
"..........."
"Babe, come on, you know I can't..you know... without those numbers"
"20-8-9-19-19-21-3-11-19"
"Oh 7_4 I'm there!!"
 
I'm sure Brad has had sex...he's probably just really really really bad at it.
Can you imagine him thinking about his number fetish the whole time?
"Hey babe? Can you just...can you just say it for me? Just once..."
"..........."
"Babe, come on, you know I can't..you know... without those numbers"
"20-8-9-19-19-21-3-11-19"
"Oh 7_4 I'm there!!"


I would agree normally, but Brad teaches that there are no coincidences. So it has to be taken as fact that:
B Watson=79
Virgin=79
B Watson=Virgin
 
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