Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[Meowthkip]

You didn't answer my questions*.

GOD is always the "neutral third party" in my Judgments. Whether you agree with this or not, this is the system that's in place. If you want to appeal your Judgment, you can take it straight to GOD. Of course, that can backfire!

Now, ever since you posted here, you've been a BIG distraction! Please STOP. If you want to participate in discussing my posts74, please do.

You are a moderator, so I can't use the 'Ignore' function on you, but I can certainly ignore you and I will now do that unless you have someting to add to some important posts74=P16+O15+S19+T20+S19.


Synchronism: 10:49 "Trying to create a new paradigm." - Top 10 Revelations: Aliens, Plagues, and Epidemics, Ancient Aliens on HC

I'm a moderator, yes. That means you should be respectful of me since 'round these parts, I'm the authority figure, and not you. You have zero authority in this place and you are tolerated because you amuse us.

As for your questions, I am agnostic. But that doesn't really matter to you, since you're very convinced that not only is God real, but you're also a reincarnation of his son, Jesus, and that you have the ability to dole out punishments on his behalf. I pointed out that nobody would have ever bothered to post a photo of your house had you not acted like a belligerent and arrogant know-it-all (which is very un-Christlike behavior, I might add). You saw this as an attack, and punished me for thousands of years. I don't think that's fair, because I was merely criticizing you. I demand an appeal, and you say God is the neutral third party to mediate such an appeal.

Seeing as how only you have direct communication with God, this is inherently one-sided, as I wish to appeal to the third party directly. I want the third party to be a living, breathing human being that we can both talk to directly, rather than an invisible cosmic force that cannot be detected by human senses. We can both present our arguments in regards to this punishment in an even-handed manner. I would prefer to spend my afterlife doing rad ghost shit and making people's walls ooze slime rather than being re-incarnated as a lamprey or whatever for a thousand years all because you got mad somebody found a photo of your house. You know, even though you have publicly put your name and plenty of identifying information out there on the internet.

As long as you are bound to this mortal plane, you have to behave yourself, lest somebody gets sick of your antics and decides to crucify you for real. And as long as you are here, you should really not sass the mods, lest somebody gets sick of your antics and abuses their mod powers.

Now play nice or I'm telling your Dad about what a nasty little brat you're being, and then God can ground you Himself.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

The data forces that conclusion...the probability against a planet having life at all

WTF?! That's blatantly false! Haven't you ever seen Star Trek or Star Wars?

I don't care about you meeting Nestor.

I never said I met Nestor the comic book guy - I haven't - but There Are No Coincidences. Everybody knows that.

You refer to letters being used as numerals. Congrats on noticing something learned in 2nd grade, since Roman Numerals are a fairly common occurrence even today.

WTF? I haven't referred to Roman Numerals - maybe not in this entire thread! Why wasn't gematria more popular in Latin? Roman numerals don't follow a A=1, B=2, C=3 logical sequence.

And please learn basic science.

@Lalala,

You're wanting to judge me on an impulsive decision I made 25(?) years ago?! Uh, no. What exactly in this thread are you challenging me on? Please be specific.

@Meowthkip,

We're all children of GOD. Jesus son of Joseph and I were/are the Christ (E=mc2).

 

[Lalala]

@Lalala,

You're wanting to judge me on an impulsive decision I made 25(?) years ago?! Uh, no. What exactly in this thread are you challenging me on? Please be specific.

You're willing to judge me to 50 squillion years of non reincarnation or something based on responses on an internet message board so..er..yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and judge you because despite how long ago it was you are still trying to downplay it as a lesser crime because, if you wanna get personal, I dabble in art myself and art thieves who try to denigrate an artists work to justify stealing it kinda piss me off. You don't accept what you did was wrong, you feel like the artist was charging too much (within his right, its HIS work, you dont wanna pay then dont buy it) and the work wasn't 'irreplaceable', and if you don't repent then you shall be judged as I see fit. Only difference is I don't feel the need to validate myself by claiming to be holy, my judgement means exactly fuck all in the grand scheme of things.
That and I don't believe you're the messiah, your theory has more holes in it than swiss cheese and I personally don't feel like wasting time scrolling through 600 pages of "look 7 and 4 therefore Im right" walls of text to find specifics, I have eternal damnation to prepare for after all.

 

[facepalm]

Star Trek isn't factual Brad the thief. I suggest you read the Fermi Paradox.

Everybody does not know there are no coincidences. I fall in the subset of everyone, and I absolutely believe in coincidences.

You randomly brought up how letters can be used as numerals. I pointed out that this is not new information.



Explain the basics of how to scientifically conduct an experiment, Brad the thief, to show your mastery of science.

 

[voiceguy]

1994 was not 25 years ago. Please learn basic math.

 

[Lalala]

1994 was not 25 years ago. Please learn basic math.

Holy shit totally missed that one, why can't I 'winner' more than once...

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@voiceguy,

You're such my Internet stalker. Will you admit to that? Will you admit to being obsessed with me and writing to me on at least 5 different Internet sites?

 

[facepalm]

@voiceguy,

You're such an Internet stalker. Will you admit to that? Will you admit to being obsessed with me and writing to me on at least 5 different Internet sites?

Brad the thief, you are posting on kiwi farms. This site is dedicated to documenting bizzare people. If you are expecting anyone here to give a shit about being able to find a picture of your house, you are even more delusional than I thought.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

So @Brad Watson_Miami what other occult books have you read? The three books of occult philosophy?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Synchronism: Once Upon A Time: Evil Reigns is currently on ABC. "Only those who dare, drive the world forward." - ad

 

[Meowthkip]

@Meowthkip,

We're all children of GOD. Jesus son of Joseph and I were/are the Christ (E=mc2).

God's not my real dad.

Make him give me my real dad back.

 

[Lalala]

@voiceguy,

You're such my Internet stalker. Will you admit to that? Will you admit to being obsessed with me and writing to me on at least 5 different Internet sites?

Dude points out that you couldn't work out that your crime wasn't 22 years ago.
Your response is to try to get him to admit hes an online stalker.
And then you post a context less 'synchronism"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Question_dodging

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

@voiceguy,

You're such my Internet stalker. Will you admit to that? Will you admit to being obsessed with me and writing to me on at least 5 different Internet sites?

On how many of those sites have you experienced a ban? How many were totally not your fault?

 

[ICametoLurk]

WTF?! That's blatantly false! Haven't you ever seen the X-rated Star Whores featuring Princess Layya?

Why would Jesus be watching porn?
And Star Wars porn at that.
And also use it as evidence that life can exist on other planets?

 

[Adamska]

Why would you admit that you watch bad porn parodies Brad you unimaginable simpleton.

 

[voiceguy]

@voiceguy,

You're such my Internet stalker. Will you admit to that? Will you admit to being obsessed with me and writing to me on at least 5 different Internet sites?

I'm not stalking you, nor am I obsessed with you. When you were banned from here the first time, I felt like we still had more to discuss. I tried twice on your yuku.com site, but every time I made a point you would ban me. I tried on Facebook and you not only banned me from your page you tried to make public posts to defame me. I tried to talk to you on Google+ but you banned me from your discussion pages. If I were the paranoid type, I might've thought you were trying to avoid me.

 

[Have a Pepsi]

you must give the name of the episode (if possible), when it originally aired, and what channel it's currently on with day & time

I could, if I knew that was required, but even you don't do all that all the time.

But wait, what's this? I thought I was on your ignore list?

Synchronism: "You change your mind, because that's not what you said last time." 9:09PM Supernatural on The CW. Episode unknown.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Arnold Palmer died today. He was a great golfer and a truly great man. 'The King'74 won 7 Majors - 4 were Masters - and he was part of the first group of golfers inducted into the World Golf Hall of Fame in 1974.

I met Arnie several times beginning when I was maybe 6 or 7 and my dad first took me to the Doral Golf Tournament. I still have his autograph from back then in a drawer. He knew my father as the "Tee Man". My dad was the first to print on golf tees and made a succesful business out of it, and all the pros knew my father.*

Arnie was not only my dad's favorite golfer, he was my father's favorite athlete and celebrity. One of my favorite memories of my dad was when I took him to see the Seniors Tournament at Crandon Park Key Biscayne and we followed Arnie for 18 holes. I remember he chipped in for birdie from the back of the 2nd Green. My dad was very happy that day.


*Synchronsim: 22:34 "My dad said..." - Jaime Diaz. 22:51 "I got to play with him for 7 straight days in 1974." - Lanny Wadkins on Golf Channel

 

[voiceguy]

Arnold Palmer died today. He was a great golfer and a truly great man. 'The King' won 7 Majors - 4 were Masters - and he was part of the first group of golfers inducted into the World Golf Hall of Fame in 1974.

I met Arnie several times beginning when I was maybe 6 and my dad took me to the Doral Golf Tournament. I still have his autograph from back then in a drawer. He knew my father as the "Tee Man". My dad was the first to print on golf tees and made a succesful business out of it, and all the pros knew my dad.*

Arnie was not only my dad's favorite golfer, he was my dad's favorite athlete. One of my favorite memories of my dad was when I took him to see the Seniors Tournament at Crandon Park Key Biscayne and we followed Arnie for 18 holes. I remember he chipped in for birdie from the back of the 2nd Green. My dad was very happy that day.


*Synchronsim: 22:34 "My dad said..." - Jaime Diaz on Golf Channel

Arnie was one of my favorites as well. I never got to meet him in person, but he always appeared to be genuine and kind in interviews. This has been a sad day in sports indeed.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

So seeing, hearing, smelling, touching, and tasting shouldn't be in separate categories?

Of course they should. But all of those fall under the general category of "sensing." So if you had put "sensing" as a category first, the other five would be redundant if you listed them separately. Receiving someone else's thoughts or sending them yours -- telepathy -- is a conscious act, though. The perceptions of the five traditional senses are often involuntary. My commute takes me through a rural part of my county, in which the farmers like to manure their fields with a really nasty concoction, and I frequently wish I could turn off smell just for that stretch of road, but nope. And if we could feel or not feel touch at will, then surgical anesthesia wouldn't be necessary, would it? Telepathy, from what I've heard about it, has to be a consciously chosen act. You have to concentrate to send someone a thought, from what I've heard. It would be pretty embarrassing if I got on an elevator, spotted someone very attractive, and mass-broadcast the thought "You are gorgeous and I'd like to buy you a drink" to everyone on the crowded elevator. (I would also potentially be buying quite a lot of drinks, so that would be a financial problem too!)

I am agnostic about ghosts, since you asked. I have a very rational friend who says she has seen something that would seem to fit that description, but I wasn't there personally, so I don't really know what she experienced.

Do you plan to have an "Arnold Palmer" drink in his honor? Depending on the tea you use, it can be really refreshing. If you believe Wikipedia, the Arizona company sells Arnie's own recipe.