Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
@NobleGreyHorse,

Good to see that you're familiar with the Bohemian Grove; most people aren't.

@LikeicareKF ,

Over 2.5 billion out of Earth's current 7.4 billion human population consider themselves 'Christian' which simply means they believe that "Jesus was God-incarnate" although that particular phrase isn't used much. Why not? Because 'incarnate' is so closely associated with 'reincarnation' and most of organized Christianity is anti-reincarnation; they believe he will return in the same body he was in 2,000 years ago. Besides that being completely illogical and unscientific, the discovery of the http://JesusFamilyTomb.com in April 1980 gives us solid archeological proof of his physical life and death.

But Jesus son of Joseph taught reincarnation in Matthew 11:14-15, John 8:58, etc. For Jesus to really have been God-incarnate, that would mean that Jesus' soul was the same as the 'God-guy' in the Guardin' of Eden. Judaism in Y'shua's time and today believes that no person can be God. Islam believes this, too. Yet, God was in human form according to Genasis.

Genasis tells us that God created Earth and everything in this Universe. Many Christians believe that Jesus created Earth and everything in this Universe. In today's scientific world, how could that possibly be? Well, the most important objects in this anthropomorphic Universe are 'true Earth-like plan-its': Earth analogs with evolved intelligent humanoid civilizations in their past, present, and future. My Plan-it Theory of GOD=7_4 or FOD=6_4 on Planet Nestor; FIG=6|7 (Design Worlds Theory) alone proves how I AM the reincarnation of Jesus and God-incarnate (see http://GOD704.wikia.com ). I have designed every Earth and Nestor - billions of beautiful habitable worlds - and although it appears that I've done this quite recently, I used the mathematical model of GOD=7_4 when I built Earth.
 
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@AlanRickmanIsDead ,

Re: "a labor-saving device", let's both save us alot of labor, for the record...

Do you believe in GOD?
Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate?

The Christ retuns to "judge everyone according74 to their actions"?

"We believe in nothing, Lebowski!"

Movie: The Big Lebowski
Actor: Peter Stormare
SMTPE timecode: Unknown

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@AlanRickmanIsDead,

Sorry* to hear that. I thought you were smarter than that.

9/27/16 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Postponed while I review your case.

Note: You can repent...


c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com


*Synchronism: 13:53 "Sorry, mam." - Alka Seltzer Gumbies ad on History Channel
 
@AlanRickmanIsDead,

Sorry* to hear that. I thought you were smarter than that.

9/27/16 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Postponed while I review your case.

Note: You can repent...


c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com


*Synchronism: 13:53 "Sorry, mam." - Alka Seltzer Gumbies ad on History Channel

"What you doing, man? Don't do anything crazy, bro."

Movie: Repentance
Actor: Mike Epps
SMTPE timecode: Unknown
 
@LikeicareKF ,

Over 2.5 billion out of Earth's current 7.4 billion human population consider themselves 'Christian' which simply means they believe that "Jesus was God-incarnate" although that particular phrase isn't used much. Why not? Because 'incarnate' is so closely associated with 'reincarnation' and most of organized Christianity is anti-reincarnation; they believe he will return in the same body he was in 2,000 years ago. Besides that being completely illogical and unscientific, the discovery of the http://JesusFamilyTomb.com in April 1980 gives us solid archeological proof of his physical life and death.

But Jesus son of Joseph taught reincarnation in Matthew 11:14-15, John 8:58, etc. For Jesus to really have been God-incarnate, that would mean that Jesus' soul was the same as the 'God-guy' in the Guardin' of Eden. Judaism in Y'shua's time and today believes that no person can be God. Islam believes this, too. Yet, God was in human form according to Genasis.

Genasis tells us that God created Earth and everything in this Universe. Many Christians believe that Jesus created Earth and everything in this Universe. In today's scientific world, how could that possibly be? Well, the most important objects in this anthropomorphic Universe are 'true Earth-like plan-its': Earth analogs with evolved intelligent humanoid civilizations in their past, present, and future. My Plan-it Theory of GOD=7_4 or FOD=6_4 on Planet Nestor; FIG=6|7 (Design Worlds Theory) alone proves how I AM the reincarnation of Jesus and God-incarnate (see http://GOD704.wikia.com ). I have designed every Earth and Nestor - billions of beautiful habitable worlds - and although it appears that I've done this quite recently, I used the mathematical model of GOD=7_4 when I built Earth.
Come on, Brad, I went through all of this yesterday. If you don't pay attention in class I will have no choice but to FAIL you.

I'm guessing you heard that a lot when you were in school.
 
Are you familiar with the Build-A-Bear Group?

Ooh! Ooh! I am! *waves hand frantically* They just released a licensed Eevee plush that you can create, stuff, and dress up in little Red Riding Hood-type capes. (Fox clothing, despite what furries would have you believe, isn't terribly easy.) However, this is hardly even semi-secret, so I guess it's not as cool as the Bohemian Grove. I just don't see Henry Kissinger wandering into Build-a-Bear to get his very own Eevee in a pink cape with feather trim, you know? But if anyone gets a picture of that happening, that would be worth a lot of Cool Points, and a reincarnation as some really strong Pokémon.

Dammit. I never thought I'd find myself thinking of Christine Weston Chandler and the Bohemian Grove at the same time.
 
@LikeicareKF ,

Over 2.5 billion out of Earth's current 7.4 billion human population consider themselves 'Christian' which simply means they believe that "Jesus was God-incarnate" although that particular phrase isn't used much. Why not? Because 'incarnate' is so closely associated with 'reincarnation' and most of organized Christianity is anti-reincarnation; they believe he will return in the same body he was in 2,000 years ago. Besides that being completely illogical and unscientific, the discovery of the http://JesusFamilyTomb.com in April 1980 gives us solid archeological proof of his physical life and death.

But Jesus son of Joseph taught reincarnation in Matthew 11:14-15, John 8:58, etc. For Jesus to really have been God-incarnate, that would mean that Jesus' soul was the same as the 'God-guy' in the Guardin' of Eden. Judaism in Y'shua's time and today believes that no person can be God. Islam believes this, too. Yet, God was in human form according to Genasis.

Genasis tells us that God created Earth and everything in this Universe. Many Christians believe that Jesus created Earth and everything in this Universe. In today's scientific world, how could that possibly be? Well, the most important objects in this anthropomorphic Universe are 'true Earth-like plan-its': Earth analogs with evolved intelligent humanoid civilizations in their past, present, and future. My Plan-it Theory of GOD=7_4 or FOD=6_4 on Planet Nestor; FIG=6|7 (Design Worlds Theory) alone proves how I AM the reincarnation of Jesus and God-incarnate (see http://GOD704.wikia.com ). I have designed every Earth and Nestor - billions of beautiful habitable worlds - and although it appears that I've done this quite recently, I used the mathematical model of GOD=7_4 when I built Earth.
Thats cool and all, but it has already been proven that i am the physical embodiment of the entity we label as God.

So how can you claim to be so?

Please provide answers in a proper format, bullet points and proper paragraph spacing.
 
Threadbanned for repeated notice me sempai behavior and not contributing anything in this thread.
True. Thanks for that. @facepalm has done nothing but make one viscious attack on me over-and-over again.


Synchronism: Fort Knox: Secrets Revealed is currently on History Channel. "M47 Patton Tank", 1974 was the last time anyone - US senators and representatives - were allowed access inside Ft. Knox to see the gold reserve.

counting your fingers.
You mean counting to 40 on my 10 fingers by using the three joint-lines and tips of each finger and thumb. This explains why all the ancients considered the #40 to be sacred, i.e. recurring theme in the Bible beginning with Genasis 7:4, "For in 7 days, it will rain for 40 days and 40 nights."

ChurchOfFodBear, what do you think of Gn 7:4 and that design-and-alignment?
 
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You mean counting to 40 on my 10 fingers by using the three joint-lines and tips of each finger and thumb. This explains why all the ancients considered the #40 to be sacred, i.e. recurring theme in the Bible beginning with Genasis 7:4, "For in 7 days, it will rain for 40 days and 40 nights."

ChurchOfFodBear, what do you think of Gn 7:4 and that design-and-alignment?
I think that's a lot of rain.
 
@NobleGreyHorse,

Please go somewhere else to post silly shit. What happens in the Bohemian Grove is secret stuff that is very important and should be made public.

Counting to 40 on our 10 fingers by using the three joint-lines and tips of each finger and thumb. This explains why all the ancients considered the #40 to be sacred, i.e. recurring theme in the Bible beginning with Genasis 7:4, "For in 7 days, it will rain for 40 days and 40 nights."

@ChurchOfGodBear , try again without the 3rd Grade punchline. Seriously, what do you think of Gn 7:4 and that design-and-alignment?
 
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