Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
@BlueArmedDevil / BlueFistedD'evil, @ChurchOfGodBear / D'evil, @voiceguy / proud antichrist, @RomanesEuntDomus / RomanesCuntDufus,

I'll interrupt your evil circle-jerk and tell you that I told my gf (7|6) on our 1st date (I was 47) that I was Albert Einstein reincarnated, but I did not tell her that she was Elsa Einstein reincarnated. (That came maybe a year later.) I took her to a jazz concert of Chick Corea & Gary Burton. I also told her, "Mozart was reincarnated as Hector Berlioz who retuned as Maurice Ravel who reincarnated as Chick Corea. Chick is a Scientologist and they believe in reincarnation."

My gf is Indian & Hindu descent, so she grew-up with a belief in karma & reincarnation. Her father 'coincidentally' believed he was the reincarnation of a German doctor and nicknamed her "Elsa" as a child. Weird, huh?
 
@BlueArmedDevil / BlueFistedD'evil, @ChurchOfGodBear / D'evil, @voiceguy / proud antichrist, @RomanesEuntDomus / RomanesCuntDufus,

I'll interrupt your evil circle-jerk and tell you that I told my gf (7|6) on our 1st date (I was 47) that I was Albert Einstein reincarnated, but I did not tell her that she was Elsa Einstein reincarnated. (That came maybe a year later.) I took her to a jazz concert of Chick Corea & Gary Burton. I also told her, "Mozart was reincarnated as Hector Berlioz who retuned as Maurice Ravel who reincarnated as Chick Corea. Chick is a Scientologist and they believe in reincarnation."

My gf is Indian & Hindu descent, so she grew-up with a belief in karma & reincarnation. Her father 'coincidentally' believed he was the reincarnation of a German doctor and nicknamed her "Elsa" as a child. Weird, huh?
That's nice. Whatever one's stance is on reincarnation, finding a person one considers a soulmate is a marvelous thing.
So, if you don't mind me asking, what do you do with your gf on a regular day? Do you take her to your golfing sessions or play music for her?
 
That's nice. Whatever one's stance is on reincarnation, finding a person one considers a soulmate is a marvelous thing.
So, if you don't mind me asking, what do you do with your gf on a regular day? Do you take her to your golfing sessions or play music for her?
Indeed, thank you for the clarification, Brad. Please, expound upon what constitutes a fun day out with the Bradster.
 
I see... would you be so kind and give an example, like the last time you had to resort to such a judgement? With online discussion, it's done very quickly, I wonder how you do it in person.

Do you tell someone who wronged you that they have been judged and that they failed? Do you have a fixed text like when you use it online?

Edit: Also you mentioned the maximum sentence for kiwis is 10.000 years, what would your highest sentence be in person?
 
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Please, expound upon what constitutes a fun day out with the Bradster.
Golf, playing some music - preferably jazz - library or bookstore, hanging with the gf (she likes parks and the beach).


Synchronism: 10/4/16 15:44 "Palmer's caddy at St. Andrews... A love affair started there between the fans and Arnie... This man that had become their golfing hero. 'Arnie breaks the British Open record." Tom Morris Shop sign on 18th Hole at St. Andrews - Arnie & His Legacy (S1/Ep3, 2014) Golf Channel
 
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@Brad Watson_Miami What are your views on Halloween considering it's roots as the Celtic Pagan ritual of Samhain to mark the end of Harvest season and the beginning of winter?
He answered that 2 pages ago:
@dannyfrickenp,

"Our website's new theme?"

Halloween as a one-night costume party is fun! I usually dress up as 'Abraham Lincoln at the Beach'. But turning Halloween into a month-long celebration and emphazing the bloody goulishness of it while trying to make alot of money off that is evil.
 
would you be so kind and give an example, like the last time you had to resort to such a judgement?
After the Hillary Clinton/Tim Kaine rally at FIU a couple months ago, there were a couple idiots supporting Donald Trump yelling at me, so I Judged them loudly to their faces.

With online discussion, it's done very quickly, I wonder how you do it in person.
Pretty much the same. I don't like doing it.

Do you tell someone who wronged you that they have been Judged and that they FAILED?
It's usually that they have harmed Mother Earth, humanity, and animals that they're Judged for. That and being anti-GOD and antichrist which is ultimately the same thing.

Do you have a fixed text like when you use it online?
Yes, the same. It's important to be consistent.

You mentioned the maximum sentence for kiwis is 10,000 years, what would your highest sentence be in person?
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The same.** But there are exceptions for the especially evil. Killing someone is a real crime, not like being an asshole on kiwifarms.


*Synchronism: 15:55 "Palmer shot 274" **16:02 "A junior tournament in 1947... I've had that picture with Ester Williams since 1947." - Golf Ch

@Brad Watson_Miami have you ever given someone a positive judgement?
Have you ever noticed that the courts don't ask the innocent to come in, only those who are charged with a crime?
 
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Have you eve noticed that courts don't ask the innocent to come in?

Oh heavens to Betsy, Brad, this is just being silly. Courts cannot decide ahead of time who is guilty and who is innocent. This is the whole foundation of modern Western law. The person is neither innocent nor guilty until the court has heard the evidence and passed their judgment -- and sometimes even they are wrong. Look up the Innocence Project, which has been steadily freeing prisoners -- including from Death Row -- who were wrongly judged guilty based on biased or otherwise incorrect testimony. How would you feel if you judged someone to 10,000 years of torment, with, say, 666 of that non-commutable even if the judged one repents, and then found out later you were mistaken? This happens all the time. Sometimes even prisons ask the innocent to come in because the essence of humanity is imperfection.

Edit: I forgive the innocent @bacterium for ninja-ing me. :biggrin:
 
After the Hillary Clinton/Tim Kaine rally at FIU a couple months ago, there were a couple idiots supporting Donald Trump yelling at me, so I Judged them loudly to their faces.


Pretty much the same. I don't like doing it.


It's usually that they have harmed Mother Earth, humanity, and animals that they're Judged for. That and being anti-GOD and antichrist which is ultimately the same thing.


Yes, the same. It's important to be consistent.

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The same.** But there are exceptions for the especially evil. Killing someone is a real crime, not like being an asshole on kiwifarms.


*Synchronism: 15:55 "Palmer shot 274" **16:02 "A junior tournament in 1947... I've had that picture with Ester Williams since 1947." - Golf Ch
Thank you for answering my questions, I really appreciate it.
 
Golf, playing some music - preferably jazz, library or bookstore, hanging with the gf (she likes parks and the beach).
Now that sounds like a grand old time! Does she like to read the same things you do? Do you discuss books together? Was she into Jazz when you two met, or was it an acquired taste on her part?
 
Oh heavens to Betsy
Who's Betsy?

Brad, this is just being silly.
Not at all. You've judged me, therefore...

Sentence: 666 years with 74 years non-commutable. (What did I sentence you to before?)

Courts cannot decide ahead of time who is guilty and who is innocent.
Uh, Betsy, the prosecutors don't prosecute anyone they deem innocent.

Death Row
The death penalty must be abolished. "Thou shall not kill." Greedy lawyers are the only ones benefitting from the different states having a death penalty.

How would you feel if you judged someone to 10,000 years of torment
I don't Judge anyone by giving them "torment". I just make them non-human. When "they are born-again, it will be under hellish circumstances"* doesn't mean torment. Torment is in the eye of the beholder. I think being reincarnated as a cow would be awful, but some here thinks that would be great!

with, say, 666 of that non-commutable even if the judged one repents, and then found out later you were mistaken? This happens all the time.
GOD will fix any sentences that I don't get quite right.

Sometimes even prisons ask the innocent to come in because the essence of humanity is imperfection.
WTF?!


*Synchronism: 16:25 "This is it, where fates will be determined." - Golf Channel

Did not know you are a Jay-Z fan Brad.
I AM not a Jay-Z fan. I like Beyoncé and can't understand what she sees in his 'music'. But I AM a 57-year-old white professional musician, so... Beyoncé is the reincarnation of Judy Garland.

@ChurchOfGodBear / WolfInSheep'sClothing*,

You can't be trusted. Please do NOT ask me anymore personal questions about my gf.


*Synchronism: 16:36 "Palmer clothing-line", "April 7, 1992 in ESPN studios." - Golf Channel
 
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Sentence: 666 years with 74 years non-commutable. (What did I sentence you to before?)

Nothing. Because I'm innocent. I said your statement was silly, not you, and I didn't "judge" anything. I gave an opinion that was in no way intended to carry legal weight. You'd have to call @AnOminous for that.

Innocent people go to jail, and to prison, not just courtrooms, because the legal system is composed entirely of mistake-prone humans. And @bacterium correctly pointed out that witnesses, including crime victims, are innocents who enter courtrooms all the time.
 
@Brad Watson_Miami What are your views on Halloween considering it's roots as the Celtic Pagan ritual of Samhain to mark the end of Harvest season and the beginning of winter?
I knew the roots of Halloween are Pagan*, but I never heard of Samhain. Halloween is a harvest festival and it's a Fall festival - not a "beginning of Winter" festival. Dec. 21 or 22 is the Winter solstice. And three days later is when the ancients with their crude instruments could confirm that the days were getting longer - the light returns on December 25.


*Synchronism: 16:42 "I would ask the Lord..." - Arnold Palmer on Golf Ch.

@NobleGreyHorse,

You need to STOP telling me how to Judge people! Do you understand what contempt-of-court means?
 
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