Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
We're not in a courtroom, and now I have to point out that @Bones is actually correct. The ancient Celts split the year in half. Winter ended at Beltane, May 1 or thereabouts, when the ewes were lambing and everything was fertile again. Samhain, around November 1, was another bonfire festival and the beginning of the dark half of the year, as they counted things. The harvest was now complete; farming wouldn't happen again until things warmed up in May (it's still rather chilly in the British Isles at the actual spring equinox); and depending on what place and era you're talking about, in their belief, a different set of Gods or other supernatural beings ruled for half the year. It may seem silly to us now, but @Bones is totally right about how the ancient Celts viewed Samhain.
 
@ChurchOfGodBear / WolfInSheep'sClothing*,

You can't be trusted. Please do NOT ask me anymore personal questions about my gf.
Just trying to have a real conversation with you. I mean, I just got done saying you can't discuss anything other than your numerology bullshit, and I was giving you a chance to prove me wrong.
 
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Have you ever noticed that innocent victims...are asked to come into court all the time?
Yes. But I AM working with GOD, so...

And isn't everyone suppose to be judged after they die?
Not once the Christ has returned. Read your Bible! If you don't have one (which is irresponsible and sad), it's online for free.
 
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@NobleGreyHorse ,

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samhain

"Samhain (pronounced /ˈsɑːwɪn/ SAH-win or /ˈsaʊ.ɪn/ SOW-in, Irish pronunciation: [sˠaunʲ]) is a Gaelic festival marking the end of the harvest season and the beginning of winter or the "darker half" of the year."

See, I told you they 'began winter' on November 1. I don't know when these guys recognized there are 4 seasons.

@BlueArmedDevil,

Yes, GOD sends me Judgment Quarterly Review through snail mail.*


*Synchronism: 18:49 "And an email system used by millions, does the Govt spy on your in-box?" - ABC World News
 
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@YankeeTrader,

"Thou shall not murder" is incorrect. King James Version and other Bible versions state "Thou shall not kill." Jesus son of Joseph cleared that up when he was asked, "Which is the most important Commandment?"

There is One GOD of everyone. How would it be logical for GOD to say, "It's Ok to kill others"?!

And it arrives in code
Yes, but it's confusing. The zip code is 74000 which I think is in Oklahoma and the area code is 704 which is Charlotte, NC.

@YankeeTrader , I AM sorry* you were in the last issue of Judgment Quarterly.


*Synchronism: 19:02 "Sorry, sorry mam." - Radar, It Happened One Night, M*A*S*H (S4/Ep4, 1975) on MeTV
 
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@YankeeTrader,

"Thou shall not murder" is incorrect. King James Version and other Bible versions state "Thou shall not kill." Jesus son of Joseph cleared that up when he was asked, "Which is the most important Commandment?"

There is One GOD of everyone. How would it be logical for GOD to say, "It's Ok to kill others"?!

Good Question...

Exodus 21:12
"Whoever strikes a man so that he dies shall be put to death."

Exodus 21:15
"Whoever strikes his father or his mother shall be put to death."

Exodus 21:19
"Whoever lies with an animal shall be put to death."


Thoughts, Brad?

@YankeeTrader , I AM sorry* you were in the last issue of Judgment Quarterly.

And I got paid good money to be the centerfold.
 
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("What do you do for fun?" Golf, playing some music - preferably jazz - library or bookstore, hanging with the gf (she likes parks and the beach).


Synchronism: 10/4/16 15:44 "Palmer's caddy at St. Andrews... A love affair started there between the fans and Arnie... This man that had become their golfing hero. 'Arnie breaks the British Open record'." Tom Morris Shop sign on 18th Hole at St. Andrews - Arnie & His Legacy (S1/Ep3, 2014) Golf Channel
This synchronism is very telling! I had just posted here how Old Tom Morris was reincarnated as Arnold Palmer and before that, I had tweaked that post from http://7seals.yuku.com . I had watched Arnie's funeral earlier* and then was continuing to have Golf Channel on. I asked GOD for a mention of "Old Tom Morris" which is a tough request even for having the Golf Channel on! But then, they showed Arnie at St. Andrews in like 1963 and as he was walking down the 18th Hole, I clearly saw the sign behind him that marks the location of the Tom Morris Shop. That's strong!

One of the reasons why I write on kiwifarms is that it allows me to document synchronisms in real time and have several witnesses.


*Synchronism: 19:20 "18 holes" 19:24 "Elementary, my dear Watson." - M*A*S*H on MeTV

Good Question...
Exodus 21:12, "Whoever strikes a man so that he dies shall be put to death."
Exodus 21:15, "Whoever strikes his father or his mother shall be put to death."
Exodus 21:19, "Whoever lies with an animal shall be put to death."


Thoughts, Brad?
First, I've got Alfie cat lying next to me on the couch, Edwin cat lying at my feet, and Snazzy cat lying a few feet away.

The Good News - Gospel - is that Jesus son of Joseph came along and changed all that. And are you glad that the US is not under Shaira Law?! You do recognize that KJV states, "Thou shall not kill"? And you also recognize that the One GOD wouldn't tell one of GOD's children that it's permissible to kill another of GOD's children?

@YankeeTrader,

Oh, no. Your Judgment was 'coincidentally' the 4th one on page 7. You're f---ed in all the wrong ways unless you repent.

What's up with your antichrist attitude, anyway? Do you take pride in being anti-GOD and antichrist?
 
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@YankeeTrader,

Oh, no. Your Judgment was 'coincidentally' the 4th one on page 7. You're f---ed in all the wrong ways unless you repent.

What's up with your antichrist attitude, anyway? Do you take pride in being anti-GOD and antichrist?

1. You took the time to look that up :story:
2. I don't care
3. I don't have any6antichrist6attitude,6pal.SJustAposingTquestions,AyaNdig?
 
@NobleGreyHorse
See, I told you they 'began winter' on November 1. I don't know when these guys recognized there are 4 seasons.

I knew the roots of Halloween are Pagan*, but I never heard of Samhain. Halloween is a harvest festival and it's a Fall festival - not a "beginning of Winter" festival. Dec. 21 or 22 is the Winter solstice.

December 21 or 22 is not November 1.
And they probably had different seasons because the idea of seasons are a completely arbitrary, man-made creation.
 
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Have you eve noticed that the courts don't ask the innocent to come in?
Innocent people go to court all the time. In fact, they cannot be judged innocent unless they go to court. It's called the Justice System, Brad, maybe you've heard of it?
Uh, Betsy, the prosecutors don't prosecute anyone they deem innocent.
Somewhat true. After a person is arrested, the prosecutor goes over the evidence to determine if there is enough to go to trial. If not, the charge is declined and the person is released. (NOTE: This is not the same as declaring the suspect innocent, just that the police haven't found enough evidence to go to court and try for a guilty verdict. If more evidence is implicating the same person in the crime they can be arrested again and the process for the prosecutor begins again.) If the prosecutor deems there is enough evidence to warrant the arrest, then a formal charge is issued. After that there is a preliminary hearing where the prosecutor must present all of the evidence to a judge who will then decide if there is enough proof that the suspect might be found guilty. If the judge deems there is not, then the case is thrown out. You can find a less detailed explanation of this (one that a child can understand) at https://www.countyofdane.com/da/case_steps.aspx
I knew the roots of Halloween are Pagan*, but I never heard of Samhain. Halloween is a harvest festival and it's a Fall festival - not a "beginning of Winter" festival.
If you say so, Brad.
See, I told you they 'began winter' on November 1.
Whoops! A contradiction! And you said no such thing, Brad. That makes you a liar. (NOTE: Ninja'd again by @bacterium the fastest ninja in these here parts.)
One of the reasons why I write on kiwifarms is that it allows me to document synchronisms in real time and have several witnesses.
We aren't your witnesses, Brad. You post your little synchronisms like they are fact and we in turn do not believe you.
And you also recognize that the One GOD wouldn't tell one of GOD's children that it's permissible to kill another of GOD's children?
Then how do you explain Jihads? The Crusades?The Holy Wars of the Bible? And how do you explain this:
11 Now I saw heaven opened, and behold, a white horse. And He who sat on him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness He judges and makes war. 12 His eyes were like a flame of fire, and on His head were many crowns. He had a name written that no one knew except Himself. 13 He was clothed with a robe dipped in blood, and His name is called The Word of God. 14 And the armies in heaven, clothed in fine linen, white and clean, followed Him on white horses. 15 Now out of His mouth goes a sharp sword, that with it He should strike the nations. And He Himself will rule them with a rod of iron. He Himself treads the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God. 16 And He has on His robe and on His thigh a name written:

KING OF KINGS AND
LORD OF LORDS.

17 Then I saw an angel standing in the sun; and he cried with a loud voice, saying to all the birds that fly in the midst of heaven, “Come and gather together for the supper of the great God, 18 that you may eat the flesh of kings, the flesh of captains, the flesh of mighty men, the flesh of horses and of those who sit on them, and the flesh of all people, free and slave, both small and great.” 19 And I saw the beast, the kings of the earth, and their armies, gathered together to make war against Him who sat on the horse and against His army. 20 Then the beast was captured, and with him the false prophet who worked signs in his presence, by which he deceived those who received the mark of the beast and those who worshiped his image. These two were cast alive into the lake of fire burning with brimstone. 21 And the rest were killed with the sword which proceeded from the mouth of Him who sat on the horse. And all the birds were filled with their flesh.
Sounds to me like GOD sends Christ to Earth (the Second Coming) to wreak a whole lotta bloodshed, after which we are supposed to have peace for 1000 years while Christ and the Saints rule over us. (Rev. 20:4-6) So if you are in fact the Second Coming of Christ as you claim to be, this leaves us with the following questions:
1. How many did you kill as GOD commanded you to do?
2. Why aren't you ruling the world?
3. Why aren't the Saints at your side?
4. Where's our Peace?

You are not the Second Coming of Christ (or the First Coming of the Messiah). You are just a sad man in his later years who has suddenly realized he has done nothing significant in his life and concocted this fantasy in the hope that people will think he has worth.
 
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@bacterium,

The 4 seasons are 13 weeks each as the solar year is divided equally based on the Earth's orbit around the sun and the angle of Earth on its axis. All that GOD/Nature kind of mathematically descibed stuff that they taught you in the 6th Grade.
 
@bacterium,

The 4 seasons are 13 weeks each as the solar year is divided equally based on the Earth's orbit around the sun and the angle of Earth on its axis. All that GOD/Nature kind of mathematically descibed stuff that they taught you in the 6th Grade.

13 contains neither a 7 or 4, so how can I take that seriously?
 
@bacterium,

The 4 seasons are 13 weeks each as the solar year is divided equally based on the Earth's orbit around the sun and the angle of Earth on its axis. All that GOD/Nature kind of mathematically descibed stuff that they taught you in the 6th Grade.
But who decided on those parameters? Men. Just like a dog with a chew toy, you ignore everything else around you and won't let go. THAT'S SO BRAD!
 
Yes, GOD sends me Judgment Quarterly Review through snail mail.*
So how are you trending? Up? Down? Do you get a bonus based on good judgements? Have you ever gotten judge of the quarter?

And are you glad that the US is not under Shaira Law?!
I don't think you had anything to do with that Brad, in any of your incarnations.
 
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