Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
@Graffiti canvas,

"Patience is a virtue." Relax. And you need to apologize to GOD and me for your rude behavior.
I'm Very very very very very very sorry GOD and GOD-Reincarnate for my rude behavior.

Now can you pretty please tell me how to get more ability and blessings points? Those sound important to someone who wants to be a cleric.
 
@Brad Watson_Miami how do you feel about the mason's misogyny? Or the fact that they would not allow slaves, or former slaves to be members?
I met with a 33 degree woman Mason here in Miami a couple of times including a long one-on-one meeting at the Barnes and Noble Bookstore in Coral Gables. That was maybe 12 years ago.*

Prince Hall Lodges. Many changes have occured in Freemasonry over the years - most for the better. I don't promote any discrimination - well, except for assholes and then I give them lots of 2nd chances. Look at this thread.


*Synchronism: 10:21 "To improve short-term memory." - ad on HC

Now can you pretty please tell me how to get more ability and blessings points?
The 9-time Majors champion golfer Gary Player famously said, "The more I practice, the luckier I get."
 
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We can imagine that birth defects have been eliminated 10,000 years from now, but in the year 12,016, there's 'coincidentally' a rash of birth defects.
This is a fallacy Brad, by your logic all birth defects have been cured so therefore mine would be cured as well.

Also through evolution who is to say we are still considered "human" in ten thousand years from now.
 
Who awards these points? How are they earned?

GOD: this 'Universe as quantum computer'.

Now can you pretty please tell me how to get more ability and blessings points?

The 9-time Majors champion golfer Gary Player famously said, "The more I practice, the luckier I get."

So GOD doesn't award them? They're earned through free will I.E practice?

I'm confused...
 
Has everyone seen the movie A Beautiful Mind or maybe read the book about the Nobel Prize winning mathematician John Nash? In the movie (I've got the book, but I don't know if this quote is in it), Nash was asked on his 1st date by his eventual wife, "Do you believe in luck?" He replied, "No, but I believe in assigning a value to things."

"Luck - is probability taken personally." - ? I just found this when doing a google search for my Theory of Luck, but it's wrong. There's much more going on with luck than just probability. Again...

Theory of Luck
luck 100 points = [karma 4 + modesty 1] x [desire 4 + actions4 + abilities 4 + contributions4 + blessings4]

This is a fallacy Brad, by your logic all birth defects have been cured so therefore mine would be cured as well.
It's no fallacy, the rash of birth defects in 12,016 are 'exceptions to the rule'/anomalies.

Also through evolution who is to say we are still considered "human" in ten thousand years from now.
We were human 10,000 years ago; we'll be human 10,000 years from now.
 
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So GOD doesn't award them? They're earned through free will I.E practice?

I'm confused...[/QUOT
Has everyone seen the movie A Beautiful Mind or maybe read the book about the Nobel Prize winning mathematician John Nash? In the movie (I've got the book, but I don't know if this quote is in it), Nash was asked on his 1st date by his eventual wife, "Do you believe in luck?" He replied, "No, but I believe in assigning a value to things."

"Luck - is probability taken personally." - ? I just found this when doing a google search fo my Theory of Luck, but it's wrong. There's much more going on with luck than just probability. Again...

Theory of Luck
luck 100 points = [karma 4 + modesty 1] x [desire 4 + actions4 + abilities 4 + contributions4 + blessings4]
And again, what unit of measurement are these "points"? If I help an elderly person cross the street, how many points is that? If I have the ability to teach Geometry, how many points is that?
 
And again, what unit of measurement are these "points"? If I help an elderly person cross the street, how many points is that? If I have the ability to teach Geometry, how many points is that?
And how do we look at our character sheets to see what are attributes are currently sitting at?
 
Has everyone seen the movie A Beautiful Mind or maybe read the book about the Nobel Prize winning mathematician John Nash? In the movie (I've got the book, but I don't know if this quote is in it), Nash was asked on his 1st date by his eventual wife, "Do you believe in luck?" He replied, "No, but I believe in assigning a value to things."

"Luck - is probability taken personally." - ? I just found this when doing a google search fo my Theory of Luck, but it's wrong. There's much more going on with luck than just probability. Again...

Theory of Luck
luck 100 points = [karma 4 + modesty 1] x [desire 4 + actions4 + abilities 4 + contributions4 + blessings4]

You do realize the irony in quoting a paranoid schizophrenic to us, right?
 
@BlueArmedDevil,

I don't play the lottery and I recommend that no one play it. The odds are over a million-to-one of winning - it's a sucker bet.

The following is page 20 (27) from the 74-page booklet There Are No Coincidences...

“The soul of man is immortal, and will be treated with justice in another life respecting its conduct in this.” – Ben Franklin

“Anyone who is successful and doesn’t use the word ‘luck’ is a liar!” – Paul Newman

“Didn’t David say that GOD requires a ‘sacrifice’ for sin?” - Aquarian Gospel 18:6

“I will give to each one of you according to your works.” - Matthew 16:27, Revelation 2:23, 20:12 & 22:12


Theory of Luck
Luck 100 = [karma 4 + modesty 1] × [desire 4 + actions 4 + ability 4 + contribution 4 + blessings 4]

“The collision that created the moon was also a major stroke of luck for Earth. That impact was so immense that it forced Earth’s axis to tilt in relation to the Sun – causing the familiar seasons. And without the stabilizing influence of the moon, Earth would wobble dramatically about its axis. Today, the planet would experience wild (devastating) climate swings.” - Origins (NOVA)

The Theory of Luck is the 7th principle in the Reincarnation Theory & its 26 Principles. The Theory of Luck is primarily intended to explain how one is lucky enough (or unlucky enough) to be incarnated when, where, and why one is brought back into physical existence here on Earth, another planet, or another “plane of existence”. The Theory of 3 Methods of Interstellar Travel points out that ‘we’ are able to literally travel to other solar systems by means of: (1) spaceships traveling beyond the speed-of-light, i.e. Star Trek, (2) natural and artificially produced wormholes, i.e. Stargate, (3) death allows our soul the possibility of traversing the universes, i.e. ‘going to heaven’. Heaven and heavens have always been confused. They can be separate: “heaven is at hand.” – Matthew 3:2, 4:17, 10:7, Mark 1:15, or they can be combined: when your soul leaves Earth at the time of your death and decides to head elsewhere in search of ‘God’ and ‘a paradise existence’ - heaven. But is there any place in the heavens better than beautiful Mother Earth?! Are there going to be any hipper angels to ‘hang out with’ than Earthlings?!

“The Egyptian Book of the Dead imagines that the most glorious place you could live is right here on Earth.” – History Channel

The Christian doctrine of resurrection is the rising again to life of the body after death.” “According to Pythagorean teaching, the soul survives bodily death, being immortal and merely confined to the body.” “According to modern popular Hinduism, the state in which the soul is reborn is predetermined by the good or bad deeds (karma) done in former incarnations.” “The idea of transmigration was never adopted into orthodox Judaism or Christianity. Among Jews, only the mystical Kaballists adopted it as part of their system of philosophy. The Gnostics and the Manichaeans also believed in transmigration, but early Christians who adopted Gnostic and Manichaean doctrines were declared heretics by the Church.” – Encarta Encyclopedia

“The Templars found the secret of eternal life.” – Discovery Channel

luck (100 points): 1. the force that seems to operate for good or ill in a person’s life, as in shaping circumstances, events, or opportunities. 2. good fortune; advantage or success, considered as the result of chance. 3. a combination of circumstances, events, etc., operating by chance to bring good or ill to a person. 4. some object on which good fortune is supposed to depend.
“You need a little luck to win a Championship…and we have Jesus on our side!” – LeBron James

“No, I don’t believe in luck, but I do believe in assigning a value to things.” - mathematician John Nash from the movie A Beautiful Mind

John Nash was both wrong and right! Wrong, in so much that luck is a real force. Right, in so much that the theory of luck equation has variables that possess value. The variables: karma, modesty, desire, actions, ability, contribution, & blessings are interrelated, yet they each exist separately with their own value. Luck is involved in much more than how, when, and where we are reincarnated - it’s an energy that permeates the universes and is apparent in everyone’s daily lives. In regards to chance, since There Are No Coincidences, ‘pure chance’ does not exist! GOD does throw dice, but BEWARE – GOD knows all probabilities and GOD's dice are loaded!

karma (4 points): 1. Hinduism, Buddhism. actions seen as bringing upon oneself inevitable results, good or bad, either in this life or in a reincarnation: in Hinduism one of the means of reaching Brahman (the impersonal supreme being, the primal source and ultimate goal of all beings, with which Atman [the World Soul] when enlightened, knows itself to be identical.) 2.Theosophy. the cosmic principle according to which each person is rewarded or punished in one incarnation according to that person’s deeds in the previous incarnation. 3. the good or bad emanation felt to be generated by someone or something.

“What we do in life echoes in eternity.” – MLK​

♫“What goes around comes around, what goes up must come down.”♫ – Alicia Keys’ Karma

modesty (1 point): freedom from vanity and boastfulness. 2. regard for decency of behavior, speech, dress, etc. 3. simplicity; moderation. modest: having or showing a moderate or humble estimate of one's merits, importance, etc.; free from egotism, great pretensions,ostentation or showy extravagance.

Our ‘soul-ar energy’ is eternal and eternity is a really looong time! Eternity is all of time: past, present, future, beginning, end, void, a constant (speed-of-light), and hypertime (time travel). Many Christians & others don’t believe in ‘previous lives’, yet they believe in ‘eternal life’. Huh? What was their soul doing before they were born?! These same Christians espouse “being born again” and “the resurrection of the dead,” but the full meaning of these ‘New’ Testament phrases (which are 1900+ years old) escapes them, they’ve been taught wrong! If one believes, “Your spirit begins with this birth (or conception) and continues forever,” that is not eternal life that is perpetual life! (see dictionary) Eternal life requires past & future lives!The Law of Conservation of Energy states that energy cannot be created or destroyed, although it can change form. Information can be created but not destroyed, only transferred.

“Luck is when preparation meets opportunity.” - ?

“Pythagoras believed that we remember a good deal of what we know from a previous life.” – The Story of Philosophy

desire (4 points): 1. to wish, long for, crave, or want. 2. to express a wish to obtain; ask for; request. 3. a longing or craving, as for something that brings satisfaction or enjoyment: a desire for fame.

“GOD helps those who help themselves.” “I believe a man makes his own luck.” – 12 O’clock High movie

Pythagoras was the first to believe that the workings of the material universe are expressible in terms of mathematics.” – The Story of Philosophy

action(s) (4 points): 1. the processor state of acting or being active. 2. something done or performed; act; deed. 3. an act that one consciously wills and that may be characterized by physical or mental activity.

All our actions have consequences. Our universe behaves logically – it’s causal – it’s both very simple and quite complex.

“You are all ‘hard luck cases’. Well, I don’t believe in ‘hard luck’, so we’ll be returning to fundamentals.” – 12 O’clock High

ability (4 points): 1. power or capacity to do or act physically, mentally, legally, morally, financially, etc. 2. competence in an activity or occupation because of one’s skill, training, or other qualification: the ability to sing well. 3. abilities: talents, special skills, or aptitudes: Composing music is beyond his abilities.

“Winning any golf tournament involves luck” – Tiger Woods “The more I practice, the luckier I get.” “The better I play, the luckier I get.” Gary Player

The phrase, “He/she was born with a ‘gift’ from GOD” is used a lot, yet this Universe doesn’t work that way! The Creator doesn’t oversee the GET-PA (GOD’s Earth Talent & Physical Attributes) Lottery based on chance. GOD isn’t a Santa Claus who randomly rewards. Where’s the logic in that?* Even Santa only rewards the good kids! Abilities at birth are a combination of past lives’ experience and current DNA. As the child matures, environment is a huge influence, but that should never be evaluated as a coincidence either.
“A man who preserves his integrity no real, long-term harm can ever come.” – Socrates
“God put us on Earth to help each other.” – Everybody Loves Raymond

contribution (4 pts): to give (money, time, knowledge, assistance, etc.) to a common supply, fund, etc. “To ‘do it’ for others is actually easier.” – #1 golfer Lorena Ochoa The system is well aware of our actions and how they affect the whole. “Everything affects everything.” – I.Q. Greed and violence never receive lasting reward, but always receive punishment. However, benevolencealways receives both present and eternal reward!

♫“Each person there compares me to those in my past whom I now succeed, but how can whatever I do for them now be enough?”♫ – Aida 2004

blessings (4 points): 1. to consecrate or sanctify by a religious rite; make or pronounce holy. 2. to request of GOD the bestowal of divine favor on someone or something. 3. to bestow good of any kind, and to extol as holy. 4. to wish ‘good luck’.

"‘Good luck?’ Thanks, but we create our own luck."​

I used to make the mistake of dismissing (a) blessings from people and choosing (b) we create our own luck, when it’s (c) both of the above. When others wish you “Good luck”, or root for you or a team, that mental energy affects the equation! They consciously or subconsciously acknowledge that your desire may contribute to them as an individual and to ‘The Greater Good’. (Gooooooood>Good)

*When encountering opposing metaphysical beliefs, scientific experimentation will prove the most logical theory correct.

“Two-thirds of the world’s population believes in reincarnation or rebirth. (It) was widespread in early Christianity. It appears that the doctrine of reincarnation was treated by the early Christians as a secret tradition not to be revealed to laypeople, and was only handed down to the select.” – Beyond Death

“Through the scroll you will live forever!” “I am yesterday, I know tomorrow.” - Egyptian Book of the Dead & King Tut’s innermost shrine

☼ Albert Einstein & Marilyn Monroe were not only intimate, he convinced her to secretly agree to take part in an experiment in reincarnation!

“Put me back in, coach!” “OK, but catch your breath, rest a bit, have some water and cool down while we wait for the perfect place & time,” replied GOD.

“Champions take chances and pressure is a privilege.” – Billie Jean King “If Einstein was so smart, why wasn’t he a millionaire?” - USA Today commentary. Pretty smug for a 2nd class writer. Well, answer me this: How much does immortality cost?! I was Einstein and I chose/choose God over Gold.

♫“And she’s buying a Stairway To Heaven”♫ Note: Einstein’s estate made $20 million in ’06.
t 5/12/07 7:40PT CNN “It’s kind of a karma thing”

“For those who do good deeds, there shall be the best reward and yet more blessings.”– Qur’an 10:27
t 7/9/13 12:31

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Here's a non wordsalad version of this for rational thought without all the immersion breaks, jarring scripture and random quotes from Everybody Loves Raymond.



Theory of Luck

Luck 100 = [karma 4 + modesty 1] × [desire 4 + actions 4 + ability 4 + contribution 4 + blessings 4]

The Theory of Luck is the 7th principle in the Reincarnation Theory & its 26 Principles. The Theory of Luck is primarily intended to explain how one is lucky enough (or unlucky enough) to be incarnated when, where, and why one is brought back into physical existence here on Earth, another planet, or another “plane of existence”.

luck (100 points): 1. the force that seems to operate for good or ill in a person’s life, as in shaping circumstances, events, or opportunities. 2. good fortune; advantage or success, considered as the result of chance. 3. a combination of circumstances, events, etc., operating by chance to bring good or ill to a person. 4. some object on which good fortune is supposed to depend.

The variables: karma, modesty, desire, actions, ability, contribution, & blessings are interrelated, yet they each exist separately with their own value. Luck is involved in much more than how, when, and where we are reincarnated - it’s an energy that permeates the universes and is apparent in everyone’s daily lives. In regards to chance, since There Are No Coincidences,‘pure chance’ does not exist! GOD does throw dice, but BEWARE – GOD knows all probabilities and His dice are loaded!

karma (4 points): 1. Hinduism, Buddhism. actions seen as bringing upon oneself inevitable results, good or bad, either in this life or in a reincarnation: in Hinduism one of the means of reaching Brahman (the impersonal supreme being, the primal source and ultimate goal of all beings, with which Atman [the World Soul] when enlightened, knows itself to be identical.) 2.Theosophy. the cosmic principle according to which each person is rewarded or punished in one incarnation according to that person’s deeds in the previous incarnation. 3. the good or bad emanation felt to be generated by someone or something.

modesty (1 point): freedom from vanity and boastfulness. 2. regard for decency of behavior, speech, dress, etc. 3. simplicity; moderation. modest: having or showing a moderate or humble estimate of one's merits, importance, etc.; free from egotism, great pretensions,ostentation or showy extravagance.

desire (4 points): 1. to wish, long for, crave, or want. 2. to express a wish to obtain; ask for; request. 3. a longing or craving, as for something that brings satisfaction or enjoyment: a desire for fame.
“GOD helps those who help themselves.” “I believe a man makes his own luck.” – 12 O’clock High movie

action(s) (4 points): 1. the processor state of acting or being active. 2. something done or performed; act; deed. 3. an act that one consciously wills and that may be characterized by physical or mental activity.


ability (4 points): 1. power or capacity to do or act physically, mentally, legally, morally, financially, etc. 2. competence in an activity or occupation because of one’s skill, training, or other qualification: the ability to sing well. 3. abilities: talents, special skills, or aptitudes:Composing music is beyond his abilities.

contribution (4 pts): to give (money, time, knowledge, assistance, etc.) to a common supply, fund, etc. “To ‘do it’ for others is actually easier.” – #1 golfer Lorena Ochoa The system is well aware of our actions and how they affect the whole. “Everything affects everything.” – I.Q. Greed and violence never receive lasting reward, but always receive punishment. However, benevolencealways receives both present and eternal reward!


blessings (4 points): 1. to consecrate or sanctify by a religious rite; make or pronounce holy. 2. to request of GOD the bestowal of divine favor on someone or something. 3. to bestow good of any kind, and to extol as holy. 4. to wish ‘good luck’.


These still don't explain the relationship to your actions in life. Like.. how many times do I have to say "god bless you" after someone sneezes to get a point?

And does it cap out at 4? Do some people have 2? How do we know?
 
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@Brad Watson_Miami don't your judgements imply that you aren't in fact the second coming? Like, I don't know much about Revelation, but doesn't the second coming imply that human life on Earth is just about over? So what do our judgements before we are reincarnated as human matter?
 
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