Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

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Why does he always leave when we get down to the nitty gritty?

 

[YankeeTrader]

Why does he always leave when we get down to the nitty gritty?

1. Brad comes in ranting and raving about something he saw on TV
2. Sanity(everyone else) comes in and points out the truck sized holes in whatever logic he's employing that day
3. Brad reacts as follows
A. Has minor meltdown
B. Retreats into a mountain of cocaine to regroup.
4. Brad returns to the thread to spout off some more trivial nonsense on TV.

 

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1. Brad comes in ranting and raving about something he saw on TV
2. Sanity(everyone else) comes in and points out the truck sized holes in whatever logic he's employing that day
3. Brad reacts as follows
A. Has minor meltdown
B. Retreats into a mountain of cocaine regroup.
4. Brad returns to the thread to spout off some more trivial nonsense on TV.

The quotes from Everybody Loves Raymond today were fantastic. He's my current favorite crazy alternate lifestyle person.

 

[YankeeTrader]

The quotes from Everybody Loves Raymond today were fantastic. He's my current favorite crazy alternate lifestyle person.

Makes me glad he didn't buy it in the storm. Gotta keep milk like that flowing

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

I just wonder how Brad will rationalise this terrible storm to make sense in his perception of the world.
I mean, it killed hundreds in Haiti, thousands are fleeing and it might hit Florida like a sledgehammer.

I bet he's skimming through TV and Radio for numbers as we type...

 

[Adamska]

Are you a RepubliCON? I've found that only 1 out of 100 RepubliCONs when exposed to Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6) will accept the information and change their party affiliation.

lol I'm a liberal and was a Bernie Bro Bret, I just can do things like genuinely read through those passages you decide to cherry pick; Reagan legit cannot be the beast from the sea, and neither can Bush be the False Prophet ie the Second One. Why? Both "ruled" longer than what the prophecy mandated and neither of the were dick kicked into the lake of Fire by Jesus and his army while in power. Since one of 'em's dead now, it kinda puts the final nail in your coffin made of them.

And hey, if you're retarded and chose to stay when an evacuation order's in effect, I 'm only going to say you dumb as pigshit boy.

 

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lol I'm a liberal and was a Bernie Bro Bret, I just can do things like genuinely read through those passages you decide to cherry pick; Reagan legit cannot be the beast from the sea, and neither can Bush be the False Prophet ie the Second One. Why? Both "ruled" longer than what the prophecy mandated and neither of the were dick kicked into the lake of Fire by Jesus and his army while in power. Since one of 'em's dead now, it kinda puts the final nail in your coffin made of them.

And hey, if you're exceptional and chose to stay when an evacuation order's in effect, I 'm only going to say you dumb a pigshit boy.

Well, to be fair, Miami was never under a major evacuation order. Afaik, they got only a bit of rain and gusty winds

 

[Adamska]

Fair enough; unlike our thread topic I'll admit fault there.

Still utterly laugable that he is trying to use Revelation to paint the party he doesn't like as evil when it's pretty obvious he at best just read like two or three chapters of it... poorly. That these might be the only parts he even bothered to read is also noteworthy, but not unexpected. Cranks like him almost never actually read the book he's using as a base.

Just ask @voiceguy for that one.

 

[Pikimon]

The following is page 20 (27) from the 74-page booklet There Are No Coincidences...

“The soul of man is immortal, and will be treated with justice in another life respecting its conduct in this.” – Ben Franklin

“Anyone who is successful and doesn’t use the word ‘luck’ is a liar!” – Paul Newman

“Didn’t David say that GOD requires a ‘sacrifice’ for sin?” - Aquarian Gospel 18:6

“I will give to each one of you according to your works.” - Matthew 16:27, Revelation 2:23, 20:12 & 22:12

Theory of Luck
Luck 100 = [karma 4 + modesty 1] × [desire 4 + actions 4 + ability 4 + contribution 4 + blessings 4]​

“The collision that created the moon was also a major stroke of luck for Earth. That impact was so immense that it forced Earth’s axis to tilt in relation to the Sun – causing the familiar seasons. And without the stabilizing influence of the moon, Earth would wobble dramatically about its axis. Today, the planet would experience wild (devastating) climate swings.” - Origins (NOVA)

The Theory of Luck is the 7th principle in the Reincarnation Theory & its 26 Principles. The Theory of Luck is primarily intended to explain how one is lucky enough (or unlucky enough) to be incarnated when, where, and why one is brought back into physical existence here on Earth, another planet, or another “plane of existence”. The Theory of 3 Methods of Interstellar Travel points out that ‘we’ are able to literally travel to other solar systems by means of: (1) spaceships traveling beyond the speed-of-light, i.e. Star Trek, (2) natural and artificially produced wormholes, i.e. Stargate, (3) death allows our soul the possibility of traversing the universes, i.e. ‘going to heaven’. Heaven and heavens have always been confused. They can be separate: “heaven is at hand.” – Matthew 3:2, 4:17, 10:7, Mark 1:15, or they can be combined: when your soul leaves Earth at the time of your death and decides to head elsewhere in search of ‘God’ and ‘a paradise existence’ - heaven. But is there any place in the heavens better than beautiful Mother Earth?! Are there going to be any hipper angels to ‘hang out with’ than Earthlings?!

“The Egyptian Book of the Dead imagines that the most glorious place you could live is right here on Earth.” – History Channel

“The Christian doctrine of resurrection is the rising again to life of the body after death.” “According to Pythagorean teaching, the soul survives bodily death, being immortal and merely confined to the body.” “According to modern popular Hinduism, the state in which the soul is reborn is predetermined by the good or bad deeds (karma) done in former incarnations.” “The idea of transmigration was never adopted into orthodox Judaism or Christianity. Among Jews, only the mystical Kaballists adopted it as part of their system of philosophy. The Gnostics and the Manichaeans also believed in transmigration, but early Christians who adopted Gnostic and Manichaean doctrines were declared heretics by the Church.” – Encarta Encyclopedia

“The Templars found the secret of eternal life.” – Discovery Channel​

luck (100 points): 1. the force that seems to operate for good or ill in a person’s life, as in shaping circumstances, events, or opportunities. 2. good fortune; advantage or success, considered as the result of chance. 3. a combination of circumstances, events, etc., operating by chance to bring good or ill to a person. 4. some object on which good fortune is supposed to depend.
“You need a little luck to win a Championship…and we have Jesus on our side!” – LeBron James

“No, I don’t believe in luck, but I do believe in assigning a value to things.” - mathematician John Nash from the movie A Beautiful Mind

John Nash was both wrong and right! Wrong, in so much that luck is a real force. Right, in so much that the theory of luck equation has variables that possess value. The variables: karma, modesty, desire, actions, ability, contribution, & blessings are interrelated, yet they each exist separately with their own value. Luck is involved in much more than how, when, and where we are reincarnated - it’s an energy that permeates the universes and is apparent in everyone’s daily lives. In regards to chance, since There Are No Coincidences, ‘pure chance’ does not exist! GOD does throw dice, but BEWARE – GOD knows all probabilities and GOD's dice are loaded!

karma (4 points): 1. Hinduism, Buddhism. actions seen as bringing upon oneself inevitable results, good or bad, either in this life or in a reincarnation: in Hinduism one of the means of reaching Brahman (the impersonal supreme being, the primal source and ultimate goal of all beings, with which Atman [the World Soul] when enlightened, knows itself to be identical.) 2.Theosophy. the cosmic principle according to which each person is rewarded or punished in one incarnation according to that person’s deeds in the previous incarnation. 3. the good or bad emanation felt to be generated by someone or something.

“What we do in life echoes in eternity.” – MLK​

♫“What goes around comes around, what goes up must come down.”♫ – Alicia Keys’ Karma ​

modesty (1 point): freedom from vanity and boastfulness. 2. regard for decency of behavior, speech, dress, etc. 3. simplicity; moderation. modest: having or showing a moderate or humble estimate of one's merits, importance, etc.; free from egotism, great pretensions,ostentation or showy extravagance.

Our ‘soul-ar energy’ is eternal and eternity is a really looong time! Eternity is all of time: past, present, future, beginning, end, void, a constant (speed-of-light), and hypertime (time travel). Many Christians & others don’t believe in ‘previous lives’, yet they believe in ‘eternal life’. Huh? What was their soul doing before they were born?! These same Christians espouse “being born again” and “the resurrection of the dead,” but the full meaning of these ‘New’ Testament phrases (which are 1900+ years old) escapes them, they’ve been taught wrong! If one believes, “Your spirit begins with this birth (or conception) and continues forever,” that is not eternal life – that is perpetual life! (see dictionary) Eternal life requires past & future lives!The Law of Conservation of Energy states that energy cannot be created or destroyed, although it can change form. Information can be created but not destroyed, only transferred.

“Luck is when preparation meets opportunity.” - ?

“Pythagoras believed that we remember a good deal of what we know from a previous life.” – The Story of Philosophy

desire (4 points): 1. to wish, long for, crave, or want. 2. to express a wish to obtain; ask for; request. 3. a longing or craving, as for something that brings satisfaction or enjoyment: a desire for fame.

“GOD helps those who help themselves.” “I believe a man makes his own luck.” – 12 O’clock High movie

“Pythagoras was the first to believe that the workings of the material universe are expressible in terms of mathematics.” – The Story of Philosophy

action(s) (4 points): 1. the processor state of acting or being active. 2. something done or performed; act; deed. 3. an act that one consciously wills and that may be characterized by physical or mental activity.

All our actions have consequences. Our universe behaves logically – it’s causal – it’s both very simple and quite complex.

“You are all ‘hard luck cases’. Well, I don’t believe in ‘hard luck’, so we’ll be returning to fundamentals.” – 12 O’clock High

ability (4 points): 1. power or capacity to do or act physically, mentally, legally, morally, financially, etc. 2. competence in an activity or occupation because of one’s skill, training, or other qualification: the ability to sing well. 3. abilities: talents, special skills, or aptitudes: Composing music is beyond his abilities.

“Winning any golf tournament involves luck” – Tiger Woods “The more I practice, the luckier I get.” “The better I play, the luckier I get.” – Gary Player

The phrase, “He/she was born with a ‘gift’ from GOD” is used a lot, yet this Universe doesn’t work that way! The Creator doesn’t oversee the GET-PA (GOD’s Earth Talent & Physical Attributes) Lottery based on chance. GOD isn’t a Santa Claus who randomly rewards. Where’s the logic in that?* Even Santa only rewards the good kids! Abilities at birth are a combination of past lives’ experience and current DNA. As the child matures, environment is a huge influence, but that should never be evaluated as a coincidence either.
“A man who preserves his integrity no real, long-term harm can ever come.” – Socrates
“God put us on Earth to help each other.” – Everybody Loves Raymond

contribution (4 pts): to give (money, time, knowledge, assistance, etc.) to a common supply, fund, etc. “To ‘do it’ for others is actually easier.” – #1 golfer Lorena Ochoa The system is well aware of our actions and how they affect the whole. “Everything affects everything.” – I.Q. Greed and violence never receive lasting reward, but always receive punishment. However, benevolencealways receives both present and eternal reward!

♫“Each person there compares me to those in my past whom I now succeed, but how can whatever I do for them now be enough?”♫ – Aida 2004

blessings (4 points): 1. to consecrate or sanctify by a religious rite; make or pronounce holy. 2. to request of GOD the bestowal of divine favor on someone or something. 3. to bestow good of any kind, and to extol as holy. 4. to wish ‘good luck’.

"‘Good luck?’ Thanks, but we create our own luck."​

I used to make the mistake of dismissing (a) blessings from people and choosing (b) we create our own luck, when it’s (c) both of the above. When others wish you “Good luck”, or root for you or a team, that mental energy affects the equation! They consciously or subconsciously acknowledge that your desire may contribute to them as an individual and to ‘The Greater Good’. (Gooooooood>Good)

*When encountering opposing metaphysical beliefs, scientific experimentation will prove the most logical theory correct.

“Two-thirds of the world’s population believes in reincarnation or rebirth. (It) was widespread in early Christianity. It appears that the doctrine of reincarnation was treated by the early Christians as a secret tradition not to be revealed to laypeople, and was only handed down to the select.” – Beyond Death

“Through the scroll you will live forever!” “I am yesterday, I know tomorrow.” - Egyptian Book of the Dead & King Tut’s innermost shrine

☼ Albert Einstein & Marilyn Monroe were not only intimate, he convinced her to secretly agree to take part in an experiment in reincarnation!

“Put me back in, coach!” “OK, but catch your breath, rest a bit, have some water and cool down while we wait for the perfect place & time,” replied GOD.

“Champions take chances and pressure is a privilege.” – Billie Jean King “If Einstein was so smart, why wasn’t he a millionaire?” - USA Today commentary. Pretty smug for a 2nd class writer. Well, answer me this: How much does immortality cost?! I was Einstein and I chose/choose God over Gold.

♫“And she’s buying a Stairway To Heaven”♫ Note: Einstein’s estate made $20 million in ’06.
t 5/12/07 7:40PT CNN “It’s kind of a karma thing”

“For those who do good deeds, there shall be the best reward and yet more blessings.”– Qur’an 10:27
t 7/9/13 12:31

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[Brad Watson_Miami]

Synchronism: 17:54 "7.4 million under hurricane warning." - Weather Channel

 

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Synchronism: 17:54 "7.4 million under hurricane warning." - Weather Channel

Lol. God kills people.

 

[YankeeTrader]

Lol. God kills people.

How can Brad spread the word if his pops is icing people? Doesn't make sense. @Brad Watson_Miami , thoughts?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Synchronism: 17:54 "7.4 million under hurricane warning." - Weather Channel

18:09 "We've evacuated 174 medical facilities." - SC Gov. --- "4.17 feet storm surge record." (earlier) - Weather Channel

 

[Adamska]

@Adamska,

Fuck you. I pray you receive your karma.

To yourself? How arrogant.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@Adamska,

How ignorant. For about the 74th time...

GOD: the 'system as a whole', this 'Universe as quantum computer'.

Does that look familiar?

 

[YankeeTrader]

Fuck you. Is that Level 7 or Level 4?

At your age, coupled with years of cocaine abuse, I would hope you'd cut back on the sodium. It's bad for you.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

God kills people.

GOD gives life and GOD gives death. Then GOD does it all over again...

@YankeeTrader,

You're so desparate to try to prove that I AM not the 2nd Coming of the Christ that you'll lie about me "abusing cocaine". You're the worst kind of person and to make yourself worse, you're proud of it.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

GOD gives life and GOD gives death. Then GOD does it all over again...

God can give life?

 

[YankeeTrader]

@YankeeTrader,

You're so desparate to try to prove that I AM not the 2nd Coming of the Christ that you'll lie about me "abusing cocaine". You're the worst kind of person and to make yourself worse, you're proud of it.

It's rather difficult to take anyone claiming to be Christ to begin with, but one on a message board who watches basic cable while spouting broken number theories is doubly difficult, and not likely to happen.

 

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GOD gives life and GOD gives death. Then GOD does it all over again...

It appears @Xarpho would disagree.