Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[voiceguy]

I think they're showing "Silence of the lambs" on BBC America now.
Edit: it begins at 8 PM EST. I was wrong.

Not yet, but soon.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@buffaloWildWings,

Have you ever cried? When? When was the last time you shed some tears?*


*Synchronism: 20:19 "People are crying out" - CNN

 

[buffaloWildWings]

@buffaloWildWings,

Have you ever cried? When? When was the last time you shed some tears?*


*Synchronism: 20:19 "People are crying out" - CNN

Tears of joy or sadness?

 

[voiceguy]

Tears of joy or sadness?

Don't forget tears of frustration, those are the worst.

 

[bacterium]

Wow. Brad managed to get more exceptional. Unless the potato managed to kill himself, this is my favorite election chimp out thread.

 

[voiceguy]

I sincerely hope he took my advice and called Brenda to come over, because he was pretty much wrecked toward the end.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I wonder if Brad will act like this all never happened tomorrow.

 

[buffaloWildWings]

I wonder if Brad will act like this all never happened tomorrow.

11/9: never forget.

 

[voiceguy]

Brad and Brenda at home:

 

[Kartoffel]

Potatoe avatar and toe fungus. HaHaHa! Oh, this is so much better not having to do any of that Christ stuff.

You might not have noticed, but my Username is literally potato; just in German.

That is a question that you tried to sneak by.

No, I'm pretty sure, that questions need a certain syntax and a question mark. I used neither. I also did not form it like an indirect question, so nope, your accusation is utterly wrong. (But I started out with question, dear Brad, I only rephrased them out of courtesy. I'm very disappointed that you didn't even bother to write "Thanks". You're very impolite.)
I'd rather classify this as wild speculations. But your reaction makes them resonable ones.

To answer it, I have a little fungus on my 7th toe from the left/4th from the right. I've been using an ancient remedy to get rid of it: urine. And I don't just piss on my toe when I AM at home. I only wear sandals now when I go out and if I need to pee, well, I don't waste it. You can't miss spotting me in a row of urinals. I make sure I wipe my foot before coming back to the restaurant table. My gf doesn't know.

Okay, we need to copy a modified copy of that Chris rule now. But instead of not talking in depth about we don't talk about Brad pissing onto his toes.

Oh, I AM still the reincarnated Jesus son of Joseph, I just quit doing all that Christ stuff. Nobody wants the Christ to return, right? Nobody wants a unified world* and** world peace. Fuc it. Give people what they want: lies, deceptions, killing, greed, guns...

You never gave anyone any of that good stuff. Instead you wasted your precious time on earth harassing people on the internet. Jesus never did something like that; he went out and spoke directly to people and performed miracles. What was the last miracle YOU performed? You didn't even perform the "Buying of anti fungus ointment" the most important of miracles for the second coming of Christ. But what else should I expect from a sperg like you?

You tried to sneak, "Perhaps you did inspect your..." You need to own that.

Accusations based on something you asked first != questions

Ok, enough about me. Do you have any freckles or warts that form the Big Dipper? Birth marks that look like a marsupial?

You're in a powerlevely mood today, eh? Trump really broke down all your barriers today.

Bar Mitzvah? Release from prison? 3 weeks without heroin?.

Neither, you silly person, he is of course celebrating the election of your new liege. May he bring prosperity or at least more lulz to your people. He's good at bringing the lulz in, that I have to admit.

Come on Richard, you are the chosen one now. You can't promote stupid shit. The Nestlings do have checkers and chess competitions that they naturally emphasize more than we do. And they have global competitions. We have alot - a lot - in common with them.

Brad that you chosing one doesn't count still does not work, even if you don't chose yourself. You neither have votes, power or else.
But it's kind of funny how much you insist on Brad being the new Christ, alsmost as if you treat it like an insult. But if it were one, than you are even dumber, because you were it first and voluntary and proud of it.

Who said I was "struggling"?

Common sense. No, you don't need to check the userlist, it's an abstract thing; but hey, that's okay, you never encountered it. Like the saying goes: "To err is Brad" 08/15

Please tell us something important about yourself? Do you like Plain or Peanut M&Ms better?

The third sort is the superior one, the one in the blue bags. (And of course blue blue M&Ms are the best blue M&Ms.) I hope you can forgive me my massive powerlevel.

This is so much better than me trying to explain how the afterlife works to everyone - and much more important.

Thinking about it... Yes, yes it is. Because if you would explain the afterlife it would neither make sense nor be something enlightening, because you're so selffocused and simpleminded, that it would sound like directly out of a children's cartoon. And not one of the good kind.

Wow. Brad managed to get more exceptional. Unless the potato managed to kill himself, this is my favorite election chimp out thread.

Why should I do this? Brad has never been that hilarious before!

I think he finally has found his true and honest reincarnation basis, and that is Chris-chan, not Christus. Mix-ups like this can happen, exspecially if you are a descendent of CWC, so we're not angry, but happy for you.
But I've got one thing to critisise, Brad: If you have a time machine that brought you back in time to be a contemporary of CWC than you should have made a little sidetrip to kill Hitler. It's common knowledge that this is the first thing to do when time traveling.

 

[bacterium]

@Kartoffel ha, totally didn't see that post. I was referring to Phil/ADF. Not sure if you know who that is or have access to his forum, but he and his boyfriend threatened to kill themselves after the election.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

You might not have noticed, but my Username is literally potato; just in German.

I didn't know that. I was German in my last life...

German=58=G7+E5+R18+M13+A1+N14
father=58
Albert=58
science=58
design=58
star=58

Now you ask, "Why the focus on 58?"

No, I'm pretty sure, that questions need a certain syntax and a question mark. I used neither. I also did not form it like an indirect question, so nope, your accusation is utterly wrong.

I AM utterly right, it was a question.

Okay, we need to copy a modified copy of that Chris rule now. But instead of not talking in depth about we don't talk about Brad pissing onto his toes.

Not "toes", just the one toe that's the 7th from the left and 4th from the right. It's quite a 'coincidence' that I would have some fungus on that toe considering that physicists abbreviate the Theory of Everything as TOE.

You never gave anyone any of that good stuff. Instead you wasted your precious time on earth harassing people on the internet. Jesus never did something like that; he went out and spoke directly to people and performed miracles.

"Jesus never harassed anyone on the Internet." Wow!

What was the last miracle YOU performed? You didn't even perform the "Buying of anti fungus ointment" the most important of miracles for the second coming of Christ.

You think that's a miracle?! SLAP yourself!

But what else should I expect from a sperg like you?

What's a sperg? Well, here's a miracle just for you Mr. German Potato Head: I control your future reincarnations and they won't be human for 10,000 years. Now, for you and others, there's no proof of that. But I can see the future where you're standing on all 4s in a cow pasture waiting to be slaughtered. Chew on that cud.

You're in a powerlevely mood today, eh?

*Ya.

Trump really broke down all your barriers today.

Donald Trump 666 and the millions that voted for this evil.

Neither, you silly person, he is of course celebrating the election of your new liege.

"Liege"? What's that? Trump will be my President and I will fight his and the RepubliCON evil as best I can.

May he bring prosperity or at least more lulz to your people. He's good at bringing the lulz in, that I have to admit.

His karma and those who elected him is very evil. I pray that everyone receive exactly what they deserve. What does "lulz" mean?

Brad that you chosing one doesn't count still does not work, even if you don't chose yourself. You neither have votes, power or else. But it's kind of funny how much you insist on Brad being the new Christ, alsmost as if you treat it like an insult. But if it were one, than you are even dumber, because you were it first and voluntary and proud of it.

Uh, you have to write something that makes sense if you want me to reply to it. I AM the 2nd Coming of the Christ.

The third sort is the superior one, the one in the blue bags. (And of course blue blue M&Ms are the best blue M&Ms.) I hope you can forgive me my massive powerlevel.

Who gives a fuc?! What kind of work do you do? Did you go to college? Do you like men or women?

Thinking about it... Yes, yes it is. Because if you would explain the afterlife it would neither make sense nor be something enlightening, because you're so selffocused and simpleminded, that it would sound like directly out of a children's cartoon. And not one of the good kind.

Fuc you. Reincarnation has now been proven by science. Suck on that.

If you have a time machine that brought you back in time to be a contemporary of CWC than you should have made a little sidetrip to kill Hitler. It's common knowledge that this is the first thing to do when time traveling.

Wrong. Hitler (reincarnated as George Walker Bush [Jr.]) produced the Jews reaquiring their homeland in Israel and being as influential in the US as they are.


*Synchronism: 07:42 "Post-Election Stress Disorder" - GMA, ABC

Tears of joy or sadness?

You dodged that question. You dodge all questions about yourself. Tell us about you.

"All the records were destoyed in the Fire of Rome in 64 AD"... "You were born in the year 64 BC." "64 BC". "64 BC?!" - The Girl Who Never Had A Birthday, I Dream of Jeannie (S2/Ep10, 1966) on ANTENNA TV

On this cute show about NASA astronauts and a genie which I first saw when it first aired when I was 7-years and 4-months-old, they make a BIG deal out of 64!

 

[voiceguy]

Aaaaaaaaand...................HE'S BAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@voiceguy, isn't that a 'coincidence'?

"She was born in 64 BC." - The Girl Who Never Had A Birthday (Part II), I Dream of Jeannie (S2/Ep11, 1966) on ANTENNA TV

This was a two-part episode where they've again mentioned 64 BC.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

"She was born in 64 BC." - The Girl Who Never Had A Birthday (Part II), I Dream of Jeannie (S2/Ep11, 1966) on ANTENNA TV

This was a two-part episode where they've again mentioned 64 BC.

Cool, Brad.

 

[Kartoffel]

@Kartoffel ha, totally didn't see that post. I was referring to Phil/ADF. Not sure if you know who that is or have access to his forum, but he and his boyfriend threatened to kill themselves after the election.

Oh I dipped a little bit into the bord when it was still public (and I a little lurker), so I know who you mean.
But without that info I thought you ment Trump or Clinton; I just like to pretend that someone ment me when potatos are mentioned.


Uh perfect timing, a huge load of salt is coming.

I didn't know that. I was German in my last life...

German=58=G7+E5+R18+M13+A1+N14
father=58
Albert=58
science=58
design=58
star=58

Now you ask, "Why the focus on 58?"

I AM utterly right, it was a question.

Nope. The rules of syntax count more than intention.

Not "toes", just the one toe that's the 7th from the left and 4th from the right. It's quite a 'coincidence' that I would have some fungus on that toe considering that physicists abreviate the Theory of Everything as TOE.

Sounds like you infected them on purpose. That takes some serious devotion, I never suspected you to be such a dedicated numerologist.

"Jesus never harassed anyone on the Internet." Wow!

See, even you yourself admit that this is obvious. So why do you do it all the time? If you really want to be like Jesus, you could try to actually behave like he did. For example try some woodworking; some real work could do wonders for your mental health and you could make something nice for your girlfriend.

You think that's a miracle?! SLAP yourself!

Nope. To both. I called it a miracle to make fun of you. And I don't indulge in self-harm, because i know better ways to deal with emotional distress. If you need some tipps, so you can stop with it yourself, feel free to ask.

What's a sperg? Well, here's a miracle just for you Mr. German Potato Head: I control your future reincarnations and they won't be human for 10,000 years. Now, for you and others, there's no proof of that. But I can see the future where you're standing on all 4s in a cow pasture waiting to be slaughtered. Chew on that cud.

Sperg is short for "Asperger's syndrome", so I called you basically autistic. I don't really get autistic vibes from you, but at the farms calling someone autistic, is a shorthand for dismissing certain behaviours. That's why we have the "autistic" rating.
I'm not a "Mr." nor do I ever intend to be one. Also I'm not ashamed of my nationality.
You control nothing Brad, not even your own behaviour, and even if there were a microscopic chance that you tell the truth, I'd still keep on, just to spite you. Because when god would give such a person like you that power, than I'd know that I have to do everything I can to reject and defy that person, because then god would have proven that he's not worth believing in. And because I believe god is not like that you can't have that power.
Also, reincarnation as a cow? Do you mean a lolcow or a normal one? Either way I could be worse; as the first sort I could at least amuse kiwis, as the second sort be treated like a god in India. Also as an animal I'd have perfect peace of soul, a complete sense of Self.
But after writing this, I realise that you have already been incarnated as a cow. So wow, what did you wrong to curse yourself with 74 years of birth defects?

Donald Trump 666 and the millions that voted for this evil.
"Liege"? What's that? Trump will be my President and I will fight his and the RepubliCON evil as best I can.
His karma and those who elected him is very evil. I pray that everyone receive exactly what they deserve. What does "lulz" mean?

You just say that because you lost. What if Trump does something brilliant that Clinton would have never pulled of?
"Liege" as a metaphor using the system from the middle ages. Of course he is not a liege, but people like you love to make it out, as if he has as much power as a liege once had over his underlings. Pro-Tip: He doesn't. There came only one good thing out of Hitler, and that was that he made people realize, that your political system needs precautions that make it impossible for one single deluded idiot to throw it over.
I won't anwer that last question, because I can't fucking read it. Contrast, Brad, contrast.

Uh, you have to write something that makes sense if you want me to reply to it. I AM the 2nd Coming of the Christ.

It's seems to me, that you replied plenty to me. Makes sense

Who gives a fuc? What kind of work do you do? Did you go to college?

Nope. Most of the higher education in Germany is at universities. The last time I saw one from the inside was today in the morning.

Fuc you. Reincanation has now been proven by science. Suck on that.

I would, but you didn't give any citation of that proof, so I don't know what "that" is I should suck. But even if you gave a citation I'd first review that proof and probably debunk it, therefore negating the need to suck.

Wrong. Hitler (reincarnated as George Walker Bush [Jr.]) produced the Jews reaquiring their homeland in Israel and being as influential in the US as they are.

How is this in any way relevant to the statement, that a time-traveler has "kill Hitler" as his topmost priority in his to-do list?

*Synchronism: 07:42 "Post-Election Stress Disorder" - GMA, ABC

Glorious salt, I almost feel like a pretzel now.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

You dodged that question. You dodge all questions about yourself. Tell us about you.

As we've explained to you, Brad, discussing our personal lives in your thread would be against the rules. While I would enjoy talking with you, I do not intend to get banned from the forum.

 

[YankeeTrader]

"She was born in 64 BC." - The Girl Who Never Had A Birthday (Part II), I Dream of Jeannie (S2/Ep11, 1966) on ANTENNA TV

This was a two-part episode where they've again mentioned 64 BC.

That's swell.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

"Mistake! ERIC (NASA computer) never makes mistakes!" But Part I of this I Dream of Jeannie episode did! They said that Jeannie's mother said that "Jeannie was born in 64 BC when Neptune was in Scorpio." The Planet Neptune wasn't discovered until 1844 with a telescope.

My uncovering this mistake from 1966 - when I was 7 years 4 months old* - and correcting it changes everything!


*Synchronism: 08:52 "Leonardo da Vinci designed it"... "Let me introduce you to Benjamin Franklin."
- I Dream of Jeannie

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

"Mistake! ERIC (NASA computer) never makes mistakes!" But Part I of this I Dream of Jeannie episode did! They said that Jeannie's mother said that "Jeannie was born in 64 BC when Neptune was in Scorpio." The Planet Neptune wasn't discovered until 1844 with a telescope.

My uncovering this mistake from 1966 - when I was 7 years 4 months old* - and correcting it changes everything!


*Synchronism: 08:52 "Leonardo da Vinci designed it"... "Let me introduce you to Benjamin Franklin." - I Dream of Jeannie

Eh, the planet was still there, it just wasn't visible to the science of the time. Jeannie's family could probably see it by magic.