Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
Of all his meltdowns, this one has been the best.
I love that he's accusing me of cherry picking.
It's such a perfect storm of cognitive dissonance.

"And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?"
 
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I'm more worried about the Nestlings. How will they get their Miller64 if Brad doesn't FedEx it to them? They'll have to cancel their Checkers Olympics.
 
If you evaporated the Pacific Ocean, you'd still get less salt than from Brad's tears.

Have you tried that pink salt that's all the rage? It's like regular salt, but with rust in it. No lie.

@YankeeTrader,

Please stop. I give up - evil** wins.* What's your favorite food? Something still alive?***


*18:06 "We must accept this result." - Hillary Clinton. **18:07 "Turns red." ***18:09 "This is hurtful and it will be for a longtime." - CNN

Medium rare ribeye
 
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@YankeeTrader,

We're not talking about me anymore. @voiceguy / Richard is now 'the chosen one'. He wants us all to be disembodied energy forms for pepetuity after we die. How does that sound?

@RomanesEuntDomus: Will you follow voiceguy and his 'theory' of being a disembodied energy form after we die?

@ChurchOfGodBear: Will you be following voiceguy and his theory?

@voiceguy : What evidence do you base your non-reincarnating disembodied energy form theory - NRDEFT - on?


*Synchronism: 16:28 You owned you car for 4 years. You named it Brad. You loved Brad. Nothing could replace Brad. Then you totalled him." - Liberty Mutual ad

I'd have to consider... if that means we're like the Q from Star Trek, that might be rather neat, you know...
 
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I'd have to consider... if that means we're like the Q from Star Trek, that might be rather neat, you know...

As long as we get to be the Civil War Q. Better costumes than the hickville Q, and those judge hats from Encounter at Farpoint look stupid.

Good choice -- put me down for one too.

minor powerlevel(but a tasty one): I can make mean ass steak at home using a thick skillet and a stove. It's stupid simple once you figure it out.

@Brad Watson_Miami do you have a favorite cut of steak?
 
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I'd have to consider... if that means we're like the Q from Star Trek, that might be rather neat, you know...
I was thinking more along the lines of Trelane from the TOS episode "The Squire of Gothos." He was less serious than Q, and had a lot more fun.
 
Now it’s time for America to bind the wounds of division, we have to get together.
To all kiwis and lolcows and pepes across this nation, I say it is time for us to come together as one united people.
@Brad Watson_Miami, we love you and hate to see you defeated and hurt.
If you have a Patreon, I'd be proud to contribute.
 
Potatoes don't have toes. I wonder why you are so suddenly interrested in toe fungi.
Potatoe avatar and toe fungus. HaHaHa! Oh, this is so much better not having to do any of that Christ stuff.

Perhaps you did inspect your own feet in an attempt to divert your attention from Trump.
That is a question that you tried to sneak by. To answer it, I have a little fungus on my 7th toe from the left/4th from the right. I've been using an ancient remedy to get rid of it: urine. And I don't just piss on my toe when I AM at home. I only wear sandals now when I go out and if I need to pee, well, I don't waste it. You can't miss spotting me in a row of urinals. I make sure I wipe my foot before coming back to the restaurant table. My gf doesn't know.

It's a shame you didn't make a little miracle while you were still Jesus, than you wouldn't have that ailment now.
Oh, I AM still the reincarnated Jesus son of Joseph, I just quit doing all that Christ stuff. Nobody wants the Christ to return, right? Nobody wants a unified world* and** world peace. Fuc it. Give people what they want: lies, deceptions, killing, greed, guns...

See, not even one question. You're welcome.
You tried to sneak, "Perhaps you did inspect your..." You need to own that.

Ok, enough about me. Do you have any freckles or warts that form the Big Dipper? Birth marks that look like a marsupial?


*Synchronism: 18: 35 "In uniting" - Pres. Obama. **18:36 "Coming together." - ABC World News Tonight
 
All hail the true chosen one.

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@YankeeTrader,

I want to hear about you and my 6 cats do also. They all tell me, "Ya, he's a HUGE asshole*, but he's got to have something interesting to share about himself. How often does he get canned food?"


*Synchronism: 18:55 "Failed to be reelected for the 7th time." - ABC News

Don''t bother me, I got a celebration party to go to.
Bar Mitzvah? Release from prison? 3 weeks without heroin?

No thanks, but you can invite him here - but only to talk about himself.
 
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