Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 167 13.5%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 65.0%

  • Total voters
    1,234
I just sent the following to http://whitehouse.gov ...

Sebastian Gorka
Deputy Assistant to the President under Donald Trump

I had never heard of you before you currently (6.5.17 8:18) going on CNN. You're an evil compulsive/pathological liar like your boss Donald Trump 666 (when using the 'Evil=48 Code' of A=49, B50...Z74) the current Antichrist whose actions are the exact opposite of the Christ. You've $old your $oul to the D'evil. Therefore...

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 6.5.17 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will be reincarnated as animals who are negatively impacted by pollution for 35,000 years (maximum) with 1,000 years (maximum) non-commutable. (I pray that we clean up the planet so as maybe just the 1st 1,000 years of this sentence has an environmental problem.) When you're born-again as human, it'll be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent, publically apologize for your harmful actions, do many hours of verifiable public service, and petition this court(77) for a retrial. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving.

You're now part of a grand scientific experiment to last 1,000+ years.


- Brad(25) Watson(77), Miami
GOD's Judge of All(25) Humanity

c.c. http://7seals.blogspot.com
lol you gave up your 'power' when Trump won dude. That's how powerless this pigshit is and you on some level know it.
 
@DoctorJimmyRay,

I feel sorry for your soul. But soon it won't be negatively influencing this world as a human.

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Google: Venus 19 month synodic cycle.

I don't get it. Do you not like money or something? I've said it before, and I'll say it again:

If you could put together and frame a proper Damnation Decree for me, complete with my crime, judgement, and sentence, crafted on artisan parchment with quality calligraphic text, complete with your signature, then I would totally buy it from you for like $25. Heck, I'm sure there's enough people here that collect tard memorabilia for you to make a little walking around money.

In 100% serious about this. Just think about it, won't you?
 
I don't get it. Do you not like money or something? I've said it before, and I'll say it again:

If you could put together and frame a proper Damnation Decree for me, complete with my crime, judgement, and sentence, crafted on artisan parchment with quality calligraphic text, complete with your signature, then I would totally buy it from you for like $25. Heck, I'm sure there's enough people here that collect tard memorabilia for you to make a little waking around money.

In 100% spots about this. Just think about it, won't you?
That's effort though, and this is a guy who not only had to find the worst college in order to get his music degree after chimping out at three that had higher standards than the last one, but who can't be arsed to actually talk about the Star Trek or other shit he cares about. That is how badly he needs to take his anti-psychotics, since I would not be shocked if he was prescribed them.
 
D'evil doesn't need that apostrophe. Any English speaker with eyeballs, and probably some without, can tell that four of the five letters of that word spell "evil." Pity about the names Satan, Lucifer, Beelzebub....
 
Last night, I meant to tweak Seal #4: S=19 (18.6) Theory by adding Venus 19 month synodic cycle. I fell asleep at halftime watching Golden State vs. Cleveland. I woke up and the Warriors had won by 19 points...

Metonic cycle
=19 solar years=235 synodic or 254 sidereal months74. Eclipse series=19 eclipse y=223 syn. mo. Eclipse year/two eclipse seasons 18.6 days shy of y. 13 lunar mo.=solar y+18.6 days. Nutation: Moon’s 18.6 y cycle (US maps coastlines every 18.6 y). Earth orbits at 18.6 mps & 186,000,000 mile dia. BH of one19 solar mass=Schwarzschild radius of 1.86 miles. Venus 19 syn. mo. & 18.75 days in each zodiac sign. Uranus 19.19 AU, Neptune 19 hour day. SOL=186,282 mi/s. 19, King Tut d at 18-19 y. Bhagvad7 Gita4 18:6 & 18:62-3 (Mahabharata74). Hebrew calendar’s 19 y cycle, A1d4a1m13 a1n14d4 Eve (חוה=19), S=19th letter (Shape/Symbol/ Sign of Snake/Serpent, She, Sin, Son, Secret, Six, Seven Seals). Moses 19th Dynasty. “185,000 Assyrians”. Mary (Mother) 19× in Bible b 19 BC. Jesus’ 18 lost y. Jesus 19, Augustus d. 12 male + 7 female Disciples (12/7), Cana19, Mt 19:19, John 19:19. Jewish74 Antiquities 18.63 – “Y’shua74, Messiah74”. Origen b 186 AD. Knights Templar 1119. Ben21 Franklin’s 2.12.1790 Anti-Slavery Bill, d 4/17→19 y Lincoln b. 1862 US: Federal currency, Shiloh 4/6-7, Antietam 1862.71 74 y of Constitution. 1863: slaves freed, coins’ IN GOD WE TRUST, Stonewall Jackson d, Civil War won 7/4=1863.51, 18:63:51≈7:04pm, 11/19, Thanksgiving, Lady4 Freedom7 on Capitol7 Dome4, 186,000 Union black troops. WH Complex: 18.5 acres/7.4 hectares, 19 18’6” Xmas Trees. Great Seal’s 19 clouds. Smithsonian’s 19 museums. Avg. Am. adult 185 lbs. 1919: Molasses, WWI treaty, Wilson/League of Nations, TR d, Black Sox, Jackie Robinson b, Einstein divorce & marry, relativity proven, w/ Zion64ists, Kaluza’s 5D theory (1921). ESB’s 1,860 steps. Herod’s Temple (19 BC-70 AD) 1,863 y to Hitler 1933. Uranium 18.7× denser than water. A-bomb 1,850’. FDR 18.6 y to JFK. Nixon tape 18.5 min. Israel ‘48→19 y 6-Day War, Yom Kippur War 19 days. 19 shuttle rollbacks, 18.6 mach Columbia’s cabin compromised. Flight 19/FT-74 7:04 pm. Chalk’s Seaplane (est. 1919) crashed58 off Watson Island: 19 bodies initial74ly found. Flight 191»1 World Trade Center186 186’ base/19 floors»19 9/11 hijackers, “Over Hellfire are 19 angels”Qur’an 74:30, 19:19, Code 19. Baha’i #19. Golf’s R&A19, 19th Hole, The Open 1860, Nicklaus 185 lbs 18 majors & 19 2nds, my 186-yd hole-in-1. Goalpost 18’6”. QB/Jah/DNA/Dan/PC/*idea/egg/ Cop19. FL18/FLA19 1819. 7/4=185th/186th day & aphelion. 19th Amendment. Sputnik ~185 lbs, Apollo 18 & Soyuz 19. 19-gun salute. Adult at 18.5 yo. 18-wheelers+spare. Christians’ 1,900 y. Dad’s stroke, I was 19. CP1919. Kepler-186f. Eurozone 19. Luxor balloon crash 19-of-21 killed. OR & SC 19 dead. 19 eusocial species. 19.19 200m WR. Rule 19. Standard Model 19 free parameters.

See http://7seals.blogspot.com .


Synchronism: 11:00 King Tut's Final Secrets on NatGeoTV
 
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I just sent the following to http://whitehouse.gov ...

Sebastian Gorka
Deputy Assistant to the President under Donald Trump

I had never heard of you before you currently (6.5.17 8:18) going on CNN. You're an evil compulsive/pathological liar like your boss Donald Trump 666 (when using the 'Evil=48 Code' of A=49, B50...Z74) the current Antichrist whose actions are the exact opposite of the Christ. You've $old your $oul to the D'evil. Therefore...

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 6.5.17 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will be reincarnated as animals who are negatively impacted by pollution for 35,000 years (maximum) with 1,000 years (maximum) non-commutable. (I pray that we clean up the planet so as maybe just the 1st 1,000 years of this sentence has an environmental problem.) When you're born-again as human, it'll be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent, publically apologize for your harmful actions, do many hours of verifiable public service, and petition this court(77) for a retrial. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving.

You're now part of a grand scientific experiment to last 1,000+ years.


- Brad(25) Watson(77), Miami
GOD's Judge of All(25) Humanity

c.c. http://7seals.blogspot.com

I really hope this guy reads it.
 
@DoctorJimmyRay,

I thought about your proposition and realized YOU'RE RIGHT! I've established http://tardmemorabilia.com and you and all Kiwi Farmers can go there and fill out the form for a framed and proper Damnation Decree. It comes complete with your crime, Judgment and sentence, and is crafted on artisan parchment with quality calligraphic text, complete with my signature. You'll then be asked for your credit card information and will be billed $74 + $7.40 shipping & handling.

Heck, I AM sure there's enough people here that collect tard memorabilia for me to make a little walking around money.

I AM 100% serious about this. Just go on http://tardmemorablilia.com and fill out the form. While you're there, feel free to check out all the GOD=7_4 merchandise. Maybe you'll also get a T-shirt, coffee mug or golf towel?

Right now, I AM running a special for anyone who spends $147+, they'll receive a FREE T-shirt that says...

I'm going to be reincarnated as a COW
and that's NO BULL!

CNN is currently (6.5.17 11:05) reporting a shooting in Orlando this morning where there are 6 dead (including the shooter) and 7 wounded. FIG=6|7. "Call 407..."

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@NobleGreyHorse,

Eyeballs or eyebols. (I just added that to my computer's dictionary.)
 
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@DoctorJimmyRay,

I thought about your proposition and realized YOU'RE RIGHT! I've established http://tardmemorabilia.com and you and all Kiwi Farmers can go there and fill out the form for a framed and proper Damnation Decree. It comes complete with your crime, Judgment and sentence, and is crafted on artisan parchment with quality calligraphic text, complete with my signature. You'll then be asked for your credit card information and will be billed $74 + $7.40 shipping & handling.

Heck, I'm sure there's enough people here that collect tard memorabilia for me to make a little walking around money.

I AM 100% serious about this. Just go on http://tardmemorablilia.com and fill out the form. While you're there, feel free to check out all the GOD=7_4 merchandise. Maybe you'll also get a T-shirt, coffee mug or golf towel?

I AM running a special right now for anyone who spends $147+, they'll receive a FREE T-shirt that says...

I'm going to be reincarnated as a COW
and that's NO BULL!

Your site doesn't work. Can we add "website construction" to the list of things you say you understand, but clearly don't?
 
Welp, might as well add another nail to the coffin of Jews believing in reincarnation with this bit from some guy:
From an Actual Jew on Reincarnation said:
The earliest [non-Karaite] reference to the doctrine is that of Saadiah [882-942] (Beliefs and Opinions, vi. 8). Saadiah writes: “Yet I must say that I have found certain people, who call themselves Jews, professing the doctrine of metempsychosis, which is designated by them as the theory of the ‘transmigration’ of souls. What they mean thereby is that the spirit of Reuben is transferred to Simeon and afterwards to Levi and after that to Judah. [These names are generic, like Tom, Dick and Harry; no reference to the sons of Jacob is intended. Ed.] Many of them would even go so far as to assert that the spirit of a human being might enter into the body of a beast or that of a beast into the body of a human being, and other such nonsense and stupidities.”
We learn incidentally from Saadiah’s discussion that one of the reasons these people believed in reincarnation (this reason resurfaces in the Kabbalah) was because of the theological difficulties in God allowing little children to suffer. That they do, it was argued, is because of sins they had committed in a previous existence.

Albo [15th century] (Ikkarim, vi. 20) refers to the doctrine only to refute it. He argues that the whole purpose for which the soul enters the body is to become a free agent, but once a soul has become a free agent why should it return to occupy another body? It is even more unlikely, says Albo, that human souls transmigrate into the bodies of animals.

The philosophical difficulty in the whole doctrine of reincarnation lies in the problem of what possible meaning can be given to the identity of the soul that has been reincarnated, since the experiences of the body determine the character of the soul. How can the soul that has been in two or more bodies be the “same” soul?
[Gershom] Scholem has suggested that it was this difficulty which led the Zohar to postulate the existence of the tzelem (“image”), a kind of “astral body” which does not migrate from body to body and which therefore preserves individual identity. We are here in the realm of the occult, as, indeed, we are in the whole area of reincarnation. Some modern Jews are attracted to the occult and believe in reincarnation. Otherwise the doctrine has had its day, and is believed in by very few modern Jews....
Have fun with that dude.
 
I was thinking about printing out the latest Title Page with the "7 Seals" when it thundered for the 1st time. It had been raining hard for a few minutes. I printed out the cover of the 74-page booklet and it was then that during a break of King Tut's Final Secrets, an ad for NatGeoTV's Genius, Einstein came on. I realized that with the meetings of Carl Jung and Einstein in Zurich and my revision of human and animal collective conscious/subconscious (GOD), that there were now 19 Requirements of a reincarnated Albert Einstein. I added this to Seal #4 and it stopped raining and thundered again...


Metonic cycle
=19 solar years=235 synodic or 254 sidereal months74. Eclipse series=19 eclipse y=223 syn. mo. Eclipse year/two eclipse seasons 18.6 days shy of y. 13 lunar mo.=solar y+18.6 days. Nutation: Moon’s 18.6 y cycle (US maps coastlines every 18.6 y). Earth orbits at 18.6 mps & 186,000,000 mile dia. BH of one19 solar mass=Schwarzschild radius of 1.86 miles. Venus 19 syn. mo. & 18.75 days in each zodiac sign. Uranus 19.19 AU, Neptune 19 hour day. SOL=186,282 mi/s. 19, King Tut d at 18-19 y. Bhagvad7 Gita4 18:6 & 18:62-3 (Mahabharata74). Hebrew calendar’s 19 y cycle, A1d4a1m13 a1n14d4 Eve (חוה=19), S=19th letter (Shape/Symbol/ Sign of Snake/Serpent, She, Sin, Son, Secret, Six, Seven Seals). Moses 19th Dynasty. “185,000 Assyrians”. Mary (Mother) 19× in Bible b 19 BC. Jesus’ 18 lost y. Jesus 19, Augustus d. 12 male + 7 female Disciples (12/7), Cana19, Mt 19:19, John 19:19. Jewish74 Antiquities 18.63 – “Y’shua74, Messiah74”. Origen b 186 AD. Knights Templar 1119. Ben21 Franklin’s 2.12.1790 Anti-Slavery Bill, d 4/17→19 y Lincoln b. 1862 US: Federal currency, Shiloh 4/6-7, Antietam 1862.71 74 y of Constitution. 1863: slaves freed, coins’ IN GOD WE TRUST, Stonewall Jackson d, Civil War won 7/4=1863.51, 18:63:51≈7:04pm, 11/19, Thanksgiving, Lady4 Freedom7 on Capitol7 Dome4, 186,000 Union black troops. WH Complex: 18.5 acres/7.4 hectares, 19 18’6” Xmas Trees. Great Seal’s 19 clouds. Smithsonian’s 19 museums. Avg. Am. adult 185 lbs. 1919: Molasses, WWI treaty, Wilson/League of Nations, TR d, Black Sox, Jackie Robinson b, Einstein divorce & marry, relativity proven, w/ Zion64ists, Kaluza’s 5D theory (1921). ESB’s 1,860 steps. Herod’s Temple (19 BC-70 AD) 1,863 y to Hitler 1933. Uranium 18.7× denser than water. A-bomb 1,850’. FDR 18.6 y to JFK. Nixon tape 18.5 min. Israel ‘48→19 y 6-Day War, Yom Kippur War 19 days. 19 shuttle rollbacks, 18.6 mach Columbia’s cabin compromised. Flight 19/FT-74 7:04 pm. Chalk’s Seaplane (est. 1919) crashed58 off Watson Island: 19 bodies initial74ly found. Flight 191»1 World Trade Center186 186’ base/19 floors»19 9/11 hijackers, “Over Hellfire are 19 angels”Qur’an 74:30, 19:19, Code 19. Baha’i #19. Golf’s R&A19, 19th Hole, The Open 1860, Nicklaus 185 lbs 18 majors & 19 2nds, my 186-yd hole-in-1. Goalpost 18’6”. QB/Jah/DNA/Dan/PC/*idea/egg/ Cop19. FL18/FLA19 1819. 7/4=185th/186th day & aphelion. 19th Amendment. Sputnik ~185 lbs, Apollo 18 & Soyuz 19. 19-gun salute. Adult at 18.5 yo. 18-wheelers+spare. Christians’ 1,900 y. Dad’s stroke, I was 19. CP1919. Kepler-186f. Eurozone 19. Luxor balloon crash 19-of-21 killed. OR & SC 19 dead. 19 eusocial species. 19.19 200m WR. Rule 19. Standard Model 19 free parameters.
Albert Einstein reincarnated - The 19 Requirements​

See http://7seals.blogspot.com .


Synchronism: 11:00 King Tut's Final Secrets. 12:00 The Great Pyramid on NatGeoTV
 
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I revised the following... Despite determined German attacks, however, the perimeter held. The German commander, Lt. Gen. Heinrich Freiherr von Lüttwitz,[1] requested Bastogne's surrender.[2]When Brig. Gen. Anthony McAuliffe, acting commander of the 101st, was told of the Nazi demand to surrender, in frustration he responded, "Nuts!" After turning to other pressing issues, his staff reminded him that they should reply to the German demand. One officer, Lt. Col. Harry Kinnard, noted that McAuliffe's initial reply would be "tough to beat." Thus McAuliffe wrote on the paper, which was typed up and delivered to the Germans, the line he made famous and a morale booster to his troops: "NUTS!"[3] That reply had to be explained, both to the Germans and to non-American Allies.[notes 1] ref group=notes - All military communications were encoded and the most basic cipher was/is Simple(74) English(74) Gematria(74) with the key:(74) A=1...Z=26. Nuts = N14+U21+T20+S19 = 74. GOD=7_4, 7/4=July 4th or 7 April 30 AD, Good(7__4) Friday with Jesus(74) the Messiah(74) on the Cross(74).</ref> - Brad Watson, Miami 71.196.11.183 (talk) 14:01, 26 May 2012 (UTC)

All I can say to this nonsensical analysis is "Nuts!" Binksternet (talk) 14:16, 26 May 2012 (UTC)


Best thing about Brad shitting up Wikipedia is the people either calling him an idiot or saying he's nuts (Or both)
 
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@Anonymus Fluhre,

How did you find that?

Code of "Nuts" = 74
I revised the following on Battle of the Bulge...

Despite determined German attacks, however, the perimeter held. The German commander, Lt. Gen. Heinrich Freiherr von Lüttwitz,[1] requested Bastogne's surrender.[2] When Brig. Gen. Anthony McAuliffe, acting commander of the 101st, was told of the Nazi demand to surrender, in frustration he responded, "Nuts!" After turning to other pressing issues, his staff reminded him that they should reply to the German demand. One officer, Lt. Col. Harry Kinnard, noted that McAuliffe's initial reply would be "tough to beat." Thus McAuliffe wrote on the paper, which was typed up and delivered to the Germans, the line he made famous and a morale booster to his troops: "NUTS!"[3] That reply had to be explained, both to the Germans and to non-American Allies. All military communications were encoded and the most basic cipher was/is Simple(74) English(74) Gematria(74) with the key:(74) A=1...Z=26. Nuts = N14+U21+T20+S19 = 74. GOD=7_4, 7/4=July 4th or 7 April 30 AD, Good(7__4) Friday with Jesus(74) the Messiah(74) on the Cross(74).</ref> - Brad Watson, Miami (talk) 14:01, 26 May 2012 (UTC)
 
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