Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[Brad Watson_Miami]

So Brad was the type of person who thought the world was going to end in 2012.
http://12160.info/forum/topics/dec-21-2012-is-the-beginning-of-the-age-of-aquarius?commentId=2649739omment:976525

That's another of your lies. Here's that link...

Dec. 21, 2012 is the beginning of the Age of Aquarius

• Brad Watson, Miami

Many have speculated that the winter solstice of December 21, 2012 is the "end of the world" (KJV) or the "end of time" like prophesied in Matthew 24:3 regarding when the Christ will return. But these are wrong translations. In some Bibles (Revised Standard Version, New International Version, New American Bible), it correctly reads "end of the age". On 12/21/12 we will witness a cosmic alignment that occurs every 26,000 years. And we will also witness the end of the Age of Pisces and the beginning of the Age of Aquarius.

The world will certainly continue after 12/21/12, but it will never be the same. The Christ will have returned and produced the "book/scroll" prophesied in The Revelation 5:1-10:10 with the "7 seals" on its cover. Its paradigm-changing information will usher in a new age that can best be described as "heaven on Earth".

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

That's another of your lies. Here's that link...

Dec. 21, 2012 is the beginning of the Age of Aquarius

• Brad Watson, Miami

Many have speculated that the winter solstice of December 21, 2012 is the "end of the world" (KJV) or the "end of time" like prophesied in Matthew 24:3 regarding when the Christ will return. But these are wrong translations. In some Bibles (Revised Standard Version, New International Version, New American Bible), it correctly reads "end of the age". On 12/21/12 we will witness a cosmic alignment that occurs every 26,000 years. And we will also witness the end of the Age of Pisces and the beginning of the Age of Aquarius.

The world will certainly continue after 12/21/12, but it will never be the same. The Christ will have returned and produced the "book/scroll" prophesied in The Revelation 5:1-10:10 with the "7 seals" on its cover. Its paradigm-changing information will usher in a new age that can best be described as "heaven on Earth".

Get it through head Brad. No one visits your bullshit sites. By the way, prove to me that you know anything about any religion without quoting another persons work or Wikipedia. Go on, I'll wait. I'm not doing anything for another three hours.

By the way, I already posted that shit for people to have another go at laughing at you.

 

[Roachdog]

@Roachdog,

For the record...

Do you believe in GOD?
Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate?
The Christ returns to "Judge everyone according to their actions"?

No but i believe in fairies

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Is Brad here busy scribbling his knowledge on religions on his wall of his flat or working on his 7_4 scrawl before his dementia takes him again?

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

I see that with all of Brad's talk about the bible he still doesn't understand anything in it.

Kind of like @Ketchup' . We really should get our two resident biblical scholars together over a nice glass of Manischewitz.

 

[Sammy]

After the Crucifixion, The Acts describes Jesus physically ascending into the clouds. One shouldn't interpret this literally - it's a myth written by Luke a follower of Saul/Paul.

Even Star Trek doesn't have this technology!

 

[Mr. X]

My workplace just put up signs stating that it's a FOD-free zone, and I thought of Brad. Before he can claim that this somehow ties into his "theory" it's important to remember that foreign object damage is a term that's older than Brad, and that Nestor doesn't exist.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@Roachdog,

So as not to waste time, 8/19/17 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: 35,000 years.

I'll ignore you now.

@Sammy,

You're suggesting that Jesus son of Joseph after his crucifixion put on a rocket pack, ascended into the clouds and... And what?

 

[Sammy]

@Sammy,
You're suggesting that Jesus son of Joseph after his crucifixion put on a rocket pack, ascended into the clouds and... And what?

If I was to guess, I'd assume he either hit escape velocity and blasted into space (if it was a very good jetpack) or ran out of fuel and fell back down (if it was a very bad jetpack)

I wasn't originally suggesting anything. You stated Jesus ascending into the heavens was a physical impossibility. While that's probably true, you tried to justify the fact using science fiction. "Even Star Trek doesn't have this technology!" you stated, implying that the technology to ascend into the clouds doesn't exist, even in the realm of fiction. In response, I posted a picture of a jetpack.

I like your idea way better though. Jetpack Jesus is badass.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

If I was to guess, I'd assume he either hit escape velocity and blasted into space (if it was a very good jetpack) or ran out of fuel and fell back down (if it was a very bad jetpack)

I wasn't originally suggesting anything. You stated Jesus ascending into the heavens was a physical impossibility. While that's probably true, you tried to justify the fact using science fiction. "Even Star Trek doesn't have this technology!" you stated, implying that the technology to ascend into the clouds doesn't exist, even in the realm of fiction. In response, I posted a picture of a jetpack.

I like your idea way better though. Jetpack Jesus is badass.
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Brad's appreciation for fiction is remarkably limited for someone who spends all day watching reruns. Remember when he said it would be impossible to imagine a better world than ours, and I came up with about four things on the spot that would make for a MUCH better planet?

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

@Sammy,

You're suggesting that Jesus son of Joseph after his crucifixion put on a rocket pack, ascended into the clouds and... And what?

He sent his thoughts back in time and told an ancient civilization to build a haven in the stars. The jetpack was just to reach the floating city. The cloaked cityship was called "Heaven" where Jesus connects his consciousness to the Elated Whole and waits for his time to take the escape pod to Earth-2 and commence the cleansing of the Fifth Sons. The Hidden Men will be vanquished and the wandering wormhole will be sealed, preventing future invasions.

It's like you never read the bible, fucking schizo.

 

[Sammy]

He sent his thoughts back in time and told an ancient civilization to build a haven in the stars. The jetpack was just to reach the floating city. The cloaked cityship was called "Heaven" where Jesus connects his consciousness to the Elated Whole and waits for his time to take the escape pod to Earth-2 and commence the cleansing of the Fifth Sons. The Hidden Men will be vanquished and the wandering wormhole will be sealed, preventing future invasions.

Well now I have the plot for the next D&D game I run.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Well now I have the plot for the next D&D game I run.

Sounds like a more interesting Apocalypse Stone campaign.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Last night, I got the idea of calling Donald Trump "Ill Douche" since he's the reincarnation of Benito Mussolini who was known as "Il Duce". I googled "Ill Douche" and was surprised to see many sites that had already made the connection and several photos like this one...

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In last night's announcement, Donald Trump 666 (when A=49, B50...) read from his teleprompter that we have an unending war in Afghanistan and "we're not nation-building, we're killing terrorists/losers". For years, Trump has criticized the War and said that he would end it if elected President. But now, 'Ill Douche' has surrounded himself with generals in his White House Staff and relishes his position as Commander-In-Chief.

Remember when he said it would be impossible to imagine a better world than ours, and I came up with about four things on the spot that would make for a MUCH better planet?

No, I don't remember that. What were those 4 things? And now that you've had time to think about it, what are some other things "that would make for a MUCH better planet"?

@Sammy,

Jesus son of Joseph did not have a jet pack nor did he have a helmet and pressurized suit. The myth in Acts* describes him simply levitating/ascending into the clouds and not returning. This was/is a physical impossibility - even Star Trek doesn't have this technology! Where exactly did he go? Where's he been for almost 2,000 years? It's a myth.

The historic Y'shua bar Yosef hung around Jerusalem and Galilee for 40 days after miraculously surviving his Crucifixion on Friday April 7, 30 AD. Then he and his pregnant wife Mary Magdalen split to avoid being recognized by Roman or Jewish authorities who would have killed him. God-incarnate** may have lived another 40 years before he died. After a year, his bones were put in an ossuary which was placed in the http://JesusFamilyTomb.com .


*Synchronism: 8:06 "New revelations" - GMA, ABC. **8:47 "Are they making him a martyr?" - SportsCenter, ESPN

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

Jesus son of Joseph did not have a jet pack nor did he have a helmet and pressurized suit.

you got any proof to back up such an audacious claim?

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

No, I don't remember that. What were those 4 things? And now that you've had time to think about it, what are some other things "that would make for a MUCH better planet"?

Your memory is failing you, Brad. Why, it was just over a year ago that you said that, and I thought my list of possibilities were pretty ding-dang good for something I didn't have any time to really think about.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Jesus son of Joseph did not have a jet pack nor did he have a helmet and pressurized suit. The myth in Acts* describes him simply levitating/ascending into the clouds and not returning. This was/is a physical impossibility - even Star Trek doesn't have this technology! It's a myth.

Do you really think a bunch of people during that time would record what they were seeing properly? They never saw the cross-dimensional implant in Jesus's back even when he was being whipped because it was purposely divided among two planes of reality so it was invisible and intangible. Star Trek is pleb shit compared to Jesus. Have you read the Sealed Chapters? They cover that along with how Jesus is still alive but in a regeneration vat that's split across the light spectrum when Lucifer was trying to destroy the nanites Jesus Jr injected him with when he discovered his father was sleeping with his wife. Some of us feel strongly about the extended Jesus lore and don't appreciate you comparing it to some science fiction show. It's disrespectful.

 

[Keerakh]

It took you this long to male the Il Douche comparison?
You really are a fucking slow-in-the-mind.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Last night, I got the idea of calling Donald Trump "Ill Douche" since he's the reincarnation of Benito Mussolini who was known as "Il Duce". I googled "Ill Douche" and was surprised to see many sites that had already made the connection and several photos like this one...

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In last night's announcement, Donald Trump 666 (when A=49, B50...) read from his teleprompter that we have an unending war in Afghanistan and "we're not nation-building, we're killing terrorists/losers". For years, Trump has criticized the War and said that he would end it if elected President. But now, 'Ill Douche' has surrounded himself with generals in his White House Staff and relishes his position as Commander-In-Chief.

He also read from a teleprompter as well which was quiet obvious since Donald Trump is a poor reader. Hillary had changed her mind on different things too, such as gay marriage so whats your point Brad?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

The Story at the Start of Scriptures is encoded...

S = Shape/Sign/Symbol of Snake/Serpent that Slithers/Slides, hisses, Strikes, it Sheds its Skin.

S+he=She, S+in=Sin, S+on=Son​

*Synchronism: 9:19 "New guy." "What new guy?" "Watson" - IBM ad on CNN

I can imagine a lot of things. I can imagine a planet where it's perpetually 89 degrees with a slight breeze

89 is pretty hot! 74 degrees is ideally comfortable.

where cheeseburgers grow on trees

Silly.

and where all the native inhabitants bear a striking resemblance to Melissa Rauch.

Silly. I don't know who Melissa Rauch is. But if you have a planet full of women who look-alike, then there's no beauty or non-beauty. That's really boring.

And that's just me typing crap out five seconds after reading your post.

Hey! We agree!! That was some "crap"!!!

Give me an afternoon, and I can imagine all sorts of other things

We're still waiting for some serious suggestions after a year!

like that they invented video games before atomic weapons, and therefore settle all international disputes with Street Fighter II tournaments, and the only crime punishable by death is playing Justin Beiber music.

We had all sorts of games before atomic weapons. Just another silly response.

It's remarkably easy to imagine a better planet than this one.

You keep saying that, but you don't offer any serious suggestions. Let's hear them!

But then, your autistic number games don't lend themselves to being a very creative sort.

"Everything is number" - Pythagoras (who believed in reincarnation)

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