Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[Sanshain]

@Frank Rizzo,

Fuck you. I'll be frank with you. Feel free to get the fuck out of here and don't come back! I'll try not to reply to your antichrist ass again!

For all you people who have been fed the dogma that the Christ would never curse, well, there's another dogma proven wrong.

I'm pretty sure there's more than a few bible verses that talk about not cursing and swearing, Brad. Having trouble living up to your own standards?

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

@Frank Rizzo,

Fuck you. I'll be frank with you. Feel free to get the fuck out of here and don't come back! I'll try not to reply to your antichrist ass again!

You can be Frank? Cool. We'll need a Frank in case Rizzo doesn't come back.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

@Brad Watson_Miami please teach us how to live our lives in accordance with the word of god

 

[Sanshain]

@Forever Sunrise/Anonymous Coward,

Did you just call me an "idiot"?

I'd consider the phrase 'wildly delusional blasphemy-spewing escapee from a lunatic asylum' to be vastly more fitting. But please, if 'idiot' is the only way your infantile intellect can process the above, it serves as well as anything else.

 

[Sigyn]

Hi Jack Haywood,

I AM the 2nd Coming of the Christ. In my eternal soul's last incarnation, I was Albert Einstein. 2,000 years ago, I was Y'shua ben Yosef. The proof of these claims are the "7 Seals" revealed as 'beyond Einstein theories'; see http://7seals.blogspot.com .

oh no

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@Forever Sunrise/Anonymous Cow ard,

For the record...

Do you believe in GOD?
Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate?
The Christ returns to "judge everyone according(74) to their actions" (Rev 20:13, 22:12)?

 

[SpessCaptain]

The heretic returns? Why, this is just getting embarrassing.

 

[Sanshain]

@Forever Sunrise/Anonymous Cow ard,

For the record...

Do you believe in GOD?
Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate?
The Christ returns to "judge everyone according(74) to their actions" (Rev 20:13, 22:12)?

You do realize that in any word-for-word translation of the original Aramaic/Greek bible, the number of references to Jesus Christ actually being God himself is precisely zero, yes?

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

You do realize that in any word-for-word translation of the original Aramaic/Greek bible, the number of references to Jesus Christ actually being God himself is precisely zero, yes?

@Brad Watson_Miami doesn't really care much for the original bible or original text, he writes his own, so it always agrees with him.

 

[Sanshain]

@Brad Watson_Miami doesn't really care much for the original bible or original text, he writes his own, so it always agrees with him.

I know, but it's more fun this way.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@Forever Sunrise/Anonymous Cow ard,

I don't remember you from 6 months ago. You felt the need to immediately visciously attack me upon my return. And without even bothering to check out the "7 Seals" revealed as 'beyond Einstein theories'. Those are never going away - they will forever be around. You've judged me, therefore...

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 10/15/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 666 years just for your sins here (you have many more). When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...74 years of your reincarnation sentence is non-commutable...

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

 

[Arkangel]

Its nice to know that Brad is still the same after all this time.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@tomgirl4life,

Are you responsible for https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Richard_Bradshaw_Watson_II ?

 

[Sanshain]

@Forever Sunrise/Anonymous Cow ard,

I don't remember you from 6 months ago. You felt the need to immediately visciously attack me upon my return. And without even bothering to check out the "7 Seals" revealed as 'beyond Einstein theories'. Those are never going away - they will forever be around. You've judged me, therefore...

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 10/15/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 666 years just for your sins here (you have many more). When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...74 years of your reincarnation sentence is non-commutable...

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

Do you keep a notepad document with these things for handy copy-pasting? Do you simply need to type this stuff and it goes into effect? I think it'd be much cooler if there was some kind of interpretive dance involved, or maybe some special location that you go to at night to perform some clandestine ritual. Also.

Those are never going away - they will forever be around.

Are you implying that everything is going to stay the same forever? I thought part of your mojo involved, ya'know, huge changes to the world, causality, the whole sort of general mish-mash?

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Hi Brad, welcome back. What compelled you to rejoin us?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@Forever SunriseAnonymous Cow ard,

You're guilty of contempt-of-court, therefore...

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 10/15/15 23:23 is your latest Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 1,000 years just for your sins here (you have many more). When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent, publically apologize, do many hours of verifiable community service, and petition this court(77) for a retrial. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving. However, 174 years of your reincarnation sentence is non-commutable.

You are playing a no-win game. I strongly suggest you quit. You are now part of a grand scientific experiment to last 1,000+ years.


- Brad(25) Watson(77), Miami
GOD's Judge of All(25) Humanity

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com


Synchronism: 10/15/15 23:27 "Stanford's scoring drive was 74 yards." - ESPN

 

[Hyperion]

@Forever SunriseAnonymous Cow ard,

You're guilty of contempt-of-court, therefore...

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 10/15/15 23:23 is your latest Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 1,000 years just for your sins here (you have many more). When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent, publically apologize, do many hours of verifiable community service, and petition this court(77) for a retrial. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving. However, 174 years of your reincarnation sentence is non-commutable.

You are playing a no-win game. I strongly suggest you quit. You are now part of a grand scientific experiment to last 1,000+ years.


- Brad(25) Watson(77), Miami
GOD's Judge of All(25) Humanity

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com


Synchronism: 10/15/15 23:27 "Stanford's scoring drive was 74 yards." - ESPN

Nice autism.

 

[Sanshain]

@Forever SunriseAnonymous Cow ard,

You're guilty of contempt-of-court, therefore...

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 10/15/15 23:23 is your latest Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 1,000 years just for your sins here (you have many more). When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent, publically apologize, do many hours of verifiable community service, and petition this court(77) for a retrial. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving. However, 174 years of your reincarnation sentence is non-commutable.

You are playing a no-win game. I strongly suggest you quit. You are now part of a grand scientific experiment to last 1,000+ years.


- Brad(25) Watson(77), Miami
GOD's Judge of All(25) Humanity

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com


Synchronism: 10/15/15 23:27 "Stanford's scoring drive was 74 yards." - ESPN

Sorry, but doesn't a court require multiple participants? As far as I see, it's just you babbling incoherently at an empty rule. As for the whole 'no-win game' thing, I'm pretty sure that's exactly what you're doing right now.

Also, you keep saying 'GOD'. Do you say that word in real life with a big wind-up and twice as loud as any other word in the sentence like it comes across in text here?

You haven't answered my query about the notepad either.

Oh, and I'm a dedicated pet owner. Being reincarnated as a zebra finch that spends its entire life getting fed free seed and banging a harem of hot orange-beaked chicks sounds like a sweet deal to me.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Hi Brad, welcome back. What compelled you to rejoin us?

Peace. I came across https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Richard_Bradshaw_Watson_II for the first time and felt that I need to defend myself on there. So far, I haven't figured out how to edit that page. Can anybody help me do that?

Also, one of the many reasons I left was that I told Gene Parmessan Cheese that if he didn't change the name of the thread, I was gone. I saw that he has changed it to simply Brad Watson, Miami. This is how I AM known all over the Internet except I use my full name on Facebook: Richard Bradshaw Watson II. Whether I like it or not, when someone googles me, this forum thread comes up first. Unfortunately, that makes it important.

It's disappointing that as soon as I return, I AM viscously attacked.

 

[Overchek]

Whether I like it or not, when someone googles me, this forum thread comes up first.

I'm sorry that SEO (S19+E5+O15 = 39) doesn't fit into your paradigm.