Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
Peace. I came across https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Richard_Bradshaw_Watson_II for the first time and felt that I need to defend myself on there. So far, I haven't figured out how to edit that page. Can anybody help me do that?

Also, one of the many reasons I left was that I told Gene Parmessan Cheese that if he didn't change the name of the thread, I was gone. I saw that he has changed it to simply Brad Watson, Miami. This is how I AM known all over the Internet except I use my full name on Facebook: Richard Bradshaw Watson II. Whether I like it or not, when someone googles me, this forum thread comes up first. Unfortunately, that makes it important.

It's disappointing that as soon as I return, I AM viscously attacked.

What need does GOD have for a starship for editing wikis? Also, why do you need help? I thought you were GOD. GOD knows everything. Are you saying you aren't omniscient?
 
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@Forever Sunrise,

What animal's life do you recognize as the absolute worst?! Factory chicken? Factory milk cow? Cow or pig to be slaughtered? That young wildebeast with a bad leg that always falls back from its herd and the female lions single out?
 
@Forever Sunrise,

What animal's life do you recognize as the absolute worst?! Factory chicken? Factory milk cow? Cow or pig to be slaughtered? That young wildebeast with a bad leg that always falls back from its herd and the female lions single out?

Why do you need me to tell you? You're GOD. You're omniscient (apparently). Why do you need us mere mortals to tell you anything when you can just look straight into our feeble mortal minds?
 
@Brad Watson_Miami

Hey Brad, glad to see you're alive in well. What do you think of the current election cycle? Who are your go to candidates?

Also what are your opinions on Chemtrails? Harmless or population control?
 
I'm sorry that SEO (S19+E5+O15 = 39) doesn't fit into your paradigm.

What's a "SEO"? You seem to have a good(7__4) understanding of gematria(8,74=G7+E5+M13+A1+T20+R18+I9+A1).


Synchronism: 10/15/15 23:54 "The referee is turning the clock back (from 7:47) to 7:53." - ESPN Stanford vs. UCLA
 
@Brad Watson_Miami

How did the government get rainbows into our water? They weren't there a few years ago!

That's a clandestine Govt. project that uses Obama's urine. It's only your water, though. You were specially singled-out for this experiment. How do you like the taste of your water? Is it a little zesty?
 
Ah, my buddy Rainman Jesus. You were doing so good man. Now you've come back to dig yourself deeper.

Also it's been great since my judgement day. I thank you for it. Things are beginning to look up.
 
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That's a clandestine Govt. project that uses Obama's urine. It's only your water, though. You were specially singled-out for this experiment. How do you like the taste of your water? Is it a little zesty?

I'm pretty certain that if Obama could produce enough piss to contaminate the water supply of the entire USA, he'd be classified as a considerably greater force of miraculous power than you ever will be.
 
Your ability to judge people for judging you comes off as very judgmental. I have a hard time believing you've ever actually read the bible and instead pick random quotes off of google.
 
What need does GOD have for a starship for editing wikis? Also, why do you need help? I thought you were GOD. GOD knows everything. Are you saying you aren't omniscient?

You're not paying attention at all! You apparently haven't read any of my posts(74=P16+O+S19+T20+S19) here or http://7seals.blogspot.com . I have never said that I was GOD or that I AM omniscient. You are correct that "GOD knows everything...and is omniscient". There's a BIG difference between GOD and God-incarnate. It's kind of like the difference between the many computer programs and the original and number 1 programmer.

GOD=7_4
number 1=74=N14+U21+M13+B2+E5+R18+1
program 1=74=P16+R18+O+G7+R18+A1+M13+1


See the GOD=7_4 theory at http://GOD704.wikia.com .
 
Peace. I came across https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Richard_Bradshaw_Watson_II for the first time and felt that I need to defend myself on there. So far, I haven't figured out how to edit that page. Can anybody help me do that?

Also, one of the many reasons I left was that I told Gene Parmessan Cheese that if he didn't change the name of the thread, I was gone. I saw that he has changed it to simply Brad Watson, Miami. This is how I AM known all over the Internet except I use my full name on Facebook: Richard Bradshaw Watson II. Whether I like it or not, when someone googles me, this forum thread comes up first. Unfortunately, that makes it important.

It's disappointing that as soon as I return, I AM viscously attacked.
Hey do you have Jesus's nudes
 
You're not paying attention at all! You apparently haven't read any of my posts(74=P16+O+S19+T20+S19) here or http://7seals.blogspot.com . I have never said that I was GOD or that I AM omniscient. You are correct that "GOD knows everything...and is omniscient". There's a BIG difference between GOD and God-incarnate. It's kind of like the difference between the many computer programs and the original and number 1 programmer.

GOD=7_4
number 1=74=N14+U21+M13+B2+E5+R18+1
program 1=74=P16+R18+O+G7+R18+A1+M13+1


See the GOD=7_4 theory at http://GOD704.wikia.com .

I'm sorry, the sheer autism of your blog is sufficiently powerful to function as a physic shield against any of my attempts to penetrate your delusional mindset.
 
You're not paying attention at all! You apparently haven't read any of my posts(74=P16+O+S19+T20+S19) here or http://7seals.blogspot.com . I have never said that I was GOD or that I AM omniscient. You are correct that "GOD knows everything...and is omniscient". There's a BIG difference between GOD and God-incarnate. It's kind of like the difference between the many computer programs and the original and number 1 programmer.

GOD=7_4
number 1=74=N14+U21+M13+B2+E5+R18+1
program 1=74=P16+R18+O+G7+R18+A1+M13+1


See the GOD=7_4 theory at http://GOD704.wikia.com .
If God knows everything does that mean he knows when a pedophile is going to violate a child and still does nothing to stop it? Or does that require convoluted mathematical ramblings to decipher first?
 
@Overchek,

You disappoint me but even worse, you disappoint GOD. Why don't you STOP calling yourself "TRUE DOOM-MURDERHEAD"? That's evil. You don't have any plans for murdering anyone, do you? That's not something to joke about. Do I need to call the police and FBI on you?

@Forever Sunrise/Anonymous Cow ard,

You're a compulsive liar. Sentence: 1,200 years reincarnated as non-human, 274 years non-commutable.

You are now BLOCKED. I will not be seeing anymore of your posts(74).
 
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