Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%

  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%

  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%

  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%

  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%

  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%

  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%
  • Total voters
    1,235
Brad Watson_Miami said:
@Hyperion/anonymous cow ard,

We are all sons and daughters of GOD. Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate and remember he wrote NONE of the Bible. I AM thee Bible expert; for example, did you realize that Genasis 1:1 in its original Hebrew was 7 words and 28 (7x4) letters? It's God's signature.

Now, that I the Christ have returned, "Everyone is judged according to their actions." - Revelation 20:13, 22:12. That makes every day Judgment Day. You've rudely judged me, therefore...

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 10/17/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then 666 years reincarnated as non-human with 74 years non-commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent, identify yourself and publically apologize, do many hours of verifiable community service and petition this court(77) for a retrial. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving. However, any contempt-of-court will result in an increased reincarnation sentence.

I strongly recommend that you respect this Judgment. You are now part of a grand scientific experiment.


- Brad(25) Watson(77), Miami
GOD's Judge of All(25) Humanity

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com
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Please take your meds
 
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Brad Watson_Miami said:
@Hyperion/anonymous cow ard,

We are all sons and daughters of GOD. Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate and remember he wrote NONE of the Bible. I AM thee Bible expert; for example, did you realize that Genasis 1:1 in its original Hebrew was 7 words and 28 (7x4) letters?
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How the fuck can you be the voice of GOD and still misspell 'Genesis'?
 
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@SunLightStreak/anonymous coward,

How do I get an account on that wiki*? I'll then tweak the biography of myself to make the information true, factual and without all the atheist/antichrist bias it currently has.


*Synchronism: 10/17/15 09:05 "Opening an account". - ETrade ad on History Channel 2
 
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Brad Watson_Miami said:
@SunLightStreak/anonymous coward,

How do I get an account on that wiki*? I'll then tweak the biography of myself to make the information true, factual and without all the atheist/antichrist bias it currently has.


*Synchronism: 10/17/15 09:05 "Opening an account". - ETrade ad on History Channel 2
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Sacrifice a goat to yourself.

Better yet, *best Captain Kirk impression* What does God need with a wiki account?
 
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Brad Watson_Miami said:
@SunLightStreak/anonymous coward,

How do I get an account on that wiki*? I'll then tweak the biography of myself to make the information true, factual and without all the atheist/antichrist bias it currently has.


*Synchronism: 10/17/15 09:05 "Opening an account". - ETrade ad on History Channel 2
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I'd rather the bias than your insane ramblings to be honest
 
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Brad Watson_Miami said:
@SunLightStreak/anonymous coward,

How do I get an account on that wiki*? I'll then tweak the biography of myself to make the information true, factual and without all the atheist/antichrist bias it currently has.
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Ah, the Chris-Chan School of Negotiation rears its head: insult the guy you're trying to get something from!

No, @Brad Watson_Miami , you already have your own blogs and forums to sperg as much as you want about your TRUE and HONEST dogma. This one is our version. On the other hand, we do want to make it factually accurate, so you're going to have to state your claims here with evidence or deal with it.
 
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Brad Watson_Miami said:
GOD=7_4

religion=74=R18+E5+L12+I9+G7+I9+O+N14
Genasis=74=G7+E5+N14+A1+S19+I9+S19
forever=74=F6+O+R18+E5+V22+E5+R18
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battleship-300x201.jpg


Well played. I clearly cannot beat you at that game.
 
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>Valiant | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable

I wish to ask a recalculation, how do I make my service shorter?
Can I choose what animal I am?
 
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Brad Watson_Miami said:
(last tweaked 5/17/15, I AM currently updating this)

The following kiwifarms.net members have received their Judgment Day from the 2nd Coming of the Christ...
  1. Null | FAIL F | 666 Years Non-human Reincarnation/474 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
  2. Gene Parmesan | FAIL F |1,474 Years Non-human Reincarnation | 474 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
  3. Frank Rizzo | FAIL F | 2,000 Years Non-human Reincarnation/574 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
  4. ABW-81 | FAIL F | 1,474 Years Non-human Reincarnation/574 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
  5. Loke | FAIL F | 1,274 Years Non-human Reincarnation/474 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
  6. Kittentits | FAIL F | 1,000 Years Non-human Reincarnation | 274 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
  7. PurpleMonkeyDishwasher | FAIL F | 1,000 Years Non-human Reincarnation/274 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
  8. Applecrisp (Janessa Wagner [Facebook]) | FAIL F |1,274 Years Non-human Reincarnation/474 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Really Hellish Circumstances
  9. HawkerHurricane | FAIL F | 174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Reborn in Hellish
  10. trombonista | FAIL F | Postponed
  11. Ruin | FAIL F | 1,274 years | 474 non
  12. Billy_Sama | FAIL F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Born in Hellish
  13. Absinthe | FAIL F | Postponed
  14. Bucharest | FAIL F | 174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Reborn in Hellish
  15. Shokew | FAIL F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Born in Hellish
  16. Substrain-Seven | FAIL F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Born in Hellish
  17. dcisp | FAIL F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Born in Hellish
  18. Cubanodun | FAIL F | Postponed
  19. wristwatchswisswatch | FAIL F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Reborn in Hellish
  20. Ravenor | FAIL F | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  21. Radi Ashun | FAIL F | 666 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Reborn in Hellish
  22. Stratomsk | FAIL F | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  23. dollarpennypincher | FAIL F |1,474 Years | 474 non-commutable
  24. voiceguy | FAIL F | 2,474 Years | 1,000 non-commutable
  25. Golly | FAIL F |74 years 7.4 non-commutable
  26. Oglooger | FAIL F | 1,474 years | 574 non-commutable
  27. autism420 | FAIL F | 1,274 | 474 years non-commutable
  28. Adamska | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  29. asqwn | FAIL F | 1,474 years | 474 non-commutable
  30. F. Hausdorff | FAIL | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  31. ruin | FAIL | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  32. Organic Fapcup | 274 years | 74 non-commutable
  33. Valiant | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  34. Atlas 95 | 1,274 | 474 non-commutable
  35. TM Ambrose | 2,000 years | 666 non-commutable
  36. anOminous | 1,474 years | 574 non-commutable
  37. ChurchofGodBear | 1,474 years | 574 non-commutable
  38. Have a Pepsi | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  39. Coldgrip | 274 years | 74 years non-commutable
  40. ForTheHoard | 1,274 years | 474 years non-commutable
  41. Sigyn | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  42. Alex Krycek | 1,474 years | 474 non-commutable
  43. I'm With Chris | 174 years | 17.4 non
  44. Wolfenmaus | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  45. The Knife | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  46. autisticdragonkin | 1,374 years | 474 non
  47. Azazel | 1,474 years | 574 non-commutable
  48. Wally Balljacker | 1,274 years | 474 non
  49. Batman vs. Tony Danza | 1,274 years | 474 non
  50. KatsuKitty | 777 years | 274 non-commutable
  51. TheAmazingAxolotl | 666 years | 174 non-commutable
  52. DynamiteNinja | 1,474 years | 574 non-commutable
  53. Platypus | 274 years | 74 non-commutable
  54. Lefty's Revenge | 1,474 years | 174 years non-commutable
  55. Chan the Wizard | 1,474 years | 574 non-commutable
  56. Nara | 174 years | 17.4 non-commutable
  57. Saney | 1,666 years | 274 years non*
  58. Pandas Galore | 74 years | 7.4 non-commutable
  59. Kittentits | 666 years | 174 non
  60. Ronald Gaygun | 1,274 years | 474 non
  61. Cthulhu | 1,000 years non-human reincarnated | 274 non
  62. Overchek | 1,274 years | 474 non
  63. karngood8 | 666 years | 174 non
  64. Glassbrain | 666 years | 174 non
  65. Shishio | 1,274 years | 474 non
  66. hemolyzer | 1,274 years | 474 non
  67. BlueArmedDevil | 1,274 years | 474 non
  68. WingNut72 | 1,274 years | 474 non
  69. Picklechu | 1,274 years | 474 non
  70. Ziltoid | 1,274 years | 474 non
  71. RogerRabbit1988 | 1,274 years | 474 non
  72. Wilhelm | 1,274 | 474 non-commutable
  73. tomgirl4life | 3,000 years reincarnated as non-human | 1,666 non-commutable
  74. TheIceCreamMan | 1,574 years | 574 non-commutable
  75. Randall Fragg | 174 years | 17.4 non
It's a game for you evil people, so come on, see how much bad luck and how many years reincarnated as non-human you can rack up!
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I request a regrade and possibly a change of Messiah.

This one is obviously biased.
 
@Brad Watson_Miami Are you upset because you can't exercise control over one wiki article? Does the Christ find himself with his hands tied? Poor thing. But, as I have said, there are ways around it: let's talk and hear your side of the story. Or you can continue to rage impotently in this topic, of course. That works too.
 
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