Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

I tried reasoning with him last night and all he did was threaten to come to my house with a gun.

I'm glad that the mass posting of guns we did eased him up a bit, judging by the fact he's already making death threats involving guns. Now he is a true American.

 

[Ruin]

I tried reasoning with him last night and all he did was threaten to come to my house with a gun.

Really? His blog is full of pro gun control shit. I guess the son of god is a massive hypocrite.

 

[StallChaser]

ATTENTION Demons!

The limit for reincarnation sentences is cancelled. Do you want to play the game? @tomgirl4life is playing the game and she's up to 4,000 years reincarnated as non-human with 2,000 years non-commutable. @voiceguy is playing the game and he's also up to 4,000 years and 2,000 years.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@Brad Watson_Miami , why do you choose FOD=6_4 as the basis of Planet Nestor, what is the significance of 6 or F? Why can't it be like, for example, COD=3_4 or MOD=13_4?

Plan-it Theory states that every 'true Earth-like plan-it' is built on the GOD=7_4 algorithm/code or FOD=6_4 like Planet Nestor: FIG=6|7. The 4 is a given: every world has 4 seasons, 4 cardinal directions, a large moon with 4 phases, 4 fundamental forces, 4 types of matter, 4 appenditures, FORE!

Venus is at .7 AU & Mercury .4 AU. If we assume that Plan-it theory means all Earth analogs have an inner planet at ~.4 AU (.35-.44 AU), then only .6 & .7 AU works for a second inner planet. .5 AU wouldn't remain stable with 'Mercury' and 'Venus' at .8 or .9 AU would eventually collide with the earth. Not GOOD(7__4)/FOOD(6__4).*


*Synchronism: 10/18/15 01:58 "New understandings of the teachings of Jesus." - Jesus: The Lost 40 Days, History Channel (H2)

*Emiya Kiwitsugu/anonymous cow ard,

HUGE lie!

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then 4,000 years reincarnated as non-human with 2,000 years non-commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

How do you like this game? Are you getting your money's worth? Do you donate money to this shit-hole of a forum?

 

[GS 281]

@Brad Watson_Miami Does anyone actually give a fuck about any of this spurious nonsense or are we the only ones who give you attention, so you return here to bicker with people who think of you as a caged monkey?

 

[José Mourinho]

Brad Watson has been reporting two posts in this thread. I'll post screencaps later but here are his report reasons:

"My sex life is out of bounds."
"Do you guys have any sense of right and wrong?"

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@Ruin,

No, I AM no hypocrite. I AM very anti-gun and very anti-you!

Sentence: 4,000 years, 2,000 non-commutable.

 

[MasterDisaster]

*Emiya Kiwitsugu/anonymous cow ard,

HUGE lie!

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then 4,000 years reincarnated as non-human with 2,000 years non-commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

How do you like this game? Are you getting your money's worth? Do you donate money to this shit-hole of a forum?

You should try donating your time to the inside of an active volcano. Maybe help clean a gun barrel by placing it in your mouth. make sure you've got a strong grip in the trigger! You wouldn't want it to slip free.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

How do you like this game? Are you getting your money's worth? Do you donate money to this shit-hole of a forum?

I in fact did donate twenty-dollars to this website, you can tell because I have my shiny, "Null's shill," banner.

 

[Adamska]

Oh boy, Brad's doing the same shit as he did last time, no wonder he let his attempt to break into the music industry fall apart considering what he's doing here with this tired retread; I mean the crimes don't help but if you're stale, you don't grow. This song is rather fitting for Brad's current string of impotent failures:

Now up your petty timeout corner that shows you're a sobbing toddler to be a Brahmic Age feg.

 

[MasterDisaster]

@Brad Watson_Miami Don't feel discouraged that there isn't a single sane woman alive that'll ever touched your shriveled, atrophied cock; it's your fault for leading with pick-up lines like 'I'm the second coming of Christ' or 'Want to see some math that explains why you should sleep with me?'

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@Alan Pardew (screen name?),

Fuck you.

Sentence: 4,000 years reincarnated as non-human and 2,000 years non-commutable.

Can you imagine how different things will be 2,000 years from now? In 4,000 years? Time will really fly for your eternal soul during that period. I mean, does a beef-cow have any concept of a calendar or an afterlife? No. But they truly experience great terror on the way to being slaughtered!

Are you enjoying this game, 11919815125?

 

[MasterDisaster]

Fuck you.

Gee golly gosh mister that doesn't sound like something Jesus would say.

 

[sugoi-chan]

So @Brad Watson_Miami, what do you have going on in your life besides the god stuff?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@MasterDisaster /pervert,

Please STOP thinking about and writing about my penis. If you want to think about other 56-year-old men's penises, that's your business but keep mine out your mind. There could be teenagers on this forum and your obscene posts(74) have no legal support.

Sentence: 5,000 years & 2,500 years.

You're the forum's current leader! Now you've got the other demons ready to challenge.

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Moderators,

Is kiwifarms.net on the record for promoting obscene/sexually explicit material here that's easily available to minors? What's the legality of that? I know a guy in the local FBI office; maybe I should call him and ask him.*


*Synchronism: 10/18/15 02:33 "It became the symbol for evil" - God vs. Satan on History Channel (H2)

Gee golly gosh mister, that doesn't sound like something Jesus would say.

Exactly. I AM Brad Watson, you sorry excuse for a human. There's some mistakes - some 'master disasters' - in the programming of this world but I AM tweaking them. We won't be seeing the likes of you in the future.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Why would you need to go to the FBI, @Brad Watson_Miami ?
As the reincarnation of Jesus, why don't you use your magical powers to shut kiwifarms down?
You have 74 minutes to do so.
If you do not, you are not the reincarnation of Jesus and have no power.

Further questions:
How many chicks have you banged @Brad Watson_Miami ?
Any illegitimate kids? Technically Jesus was a bastard.
If you had a kid would he be a quarter-divine?

 

[MasterDisaster]

@MasterDisaster /pervert,

Please STOP thinking about and writing about my penis. If you want to think about other 56-year-old men's penises, that's your business but keep mine out your mind. There could be teenagers on this forum and your obscene posts(74) have no legal support.

Sentence: 5,000 years & 2,500 years.

You're the forum's current leader! Now you've got the other demons ready to challenge.

--------------------------------------------------------

Moderators,

Is kiwifarms.net on the record for promoting obscene/sexually explicit material here that's easily available to minors? What's the legality of that? I know a guy in the local FBI office; maybe I should call him and ask him.*


*Synchronism: 10/18/15 02:33 "It became the symbol for evil" - God vs. Satan on History Channel (H2)

I'm going for the all-time high now, Shrivels McTinyballs. What's it like knowing you're going to die a virgin? That's the closest you'll ever get to being like Christ; except I know Christians who believe the actually Jesus still might have gotten laid.

 

[Adamska]

I'm going for the all-time high now, Shrivels McTinyballs. What's it like knowing you're going to die a virgin? That's the closest you'll ever get to being like Christ; except I know Christians who believe the actually Jesus still might have gotten laid.

I always knew Brad was figuratively half a man due to his decision to commit crimes and waste his autumn years here playing children's math games, but I wasn't speaking literally here. I predict... hm, 3 inches or so, with probably no capacity to breed anyways due to impotence. And with this childish attitude, the only lay he's getting is the potato chip brand.

 

[MasterDisaster]

I always knew Brad was figuratively half a man due to his decision to commit crimes and waste his autumn years here playing children's math games, but I wasn't speaking literally here. I predict... hm, 3 inches or so, with probably no capacity to breed anyways due to impotence. And with this childish attitude, the only lay he's getting is the potato chip brand.

I wholeheartedly concur, my deviant associate. His phimosis and quiet useless cock knew long ago it would never fulfill it's intended purpose and gave up. @Brad Watson_Miami has probably never once actually experienced an orgasm.

 

[Adamska]

I wholeheartedly concur, my deviant associate. His phimosis and quiet useless cock knew long ago it would never fulfill it's intended purpose and gave up. @Brad Watson_Miami has probably never once actually experienced an orgasm.

He probably thinks it's a unit of measurement, the poor, subhuman fool. Probably only knows the difference between a boy and a girl for if they have boobs, which he just sees as butt-chests.