Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[Brad Watson_Miami]

I was talking to this one guy before church this morning that had on a Miami Heat shirt. "Ya, today is Game 7 today. There's nothing more exciting than Game 7 in sports!" I told him. "We're going to the game right after church - the 4 of us (he pointed to his three kids)."

The Heat has won their 4th game of 7 today over Charlotte 106-73.

 

[Cthulu]

And your still a massive faggot.

 

[Keerakh]

I was talking to this one guy before church this morning that had on a Miami Heat shirt. "Ya, today is Game 7 today. There's nothing more exciting than Game 7 in sports!" I told him. "We're going to the game right after church - the 4 of us (he pointed to his three kids)."

The Heat has won their 4th game of 7 today over Charlotte 106-73.

And you think there's meaning in that?
Why do you go to church when you think you're Jesus? Have you told your pastor about it?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@SCRuler,

There's meaning in everything. What does "SCRuler" mean? Scared Cow Ruler? Sacred Cow Ruler? Santa Claus Ruler? Smelly Cunt Ruler?

 

[Keerakh]

@SCRuler,

There's meaning in everything. What does "SCRuler" mean? Scared Cow Ruler? Sacred Cow Ruler? Santa Claus Ruler? Smelly Cunt Ruler?

No there isn't.
It doesn't mean anything in particular. I just combined some letters with the word Ruler and it became that.
I often say it by saying the word "Screw-ler". Would you rather me change my name to Ellimist? They're both the same thing. They dont mean anything. They're just supposed to sound "breezy". /animorphs

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

@Brad Watson_Miami you can admit your "girlfriend" is a dude. We're very accepting of alternative lifestyles here on the farms.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Check out http://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/string-theory-about-unravel-180953637/?no-ist and my comment there.

 

[bacterium]

Check out http://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/string-theory-about-unravel-180953637/?no-ist and my comment there.

No.

 

[GV 998]

@SCRuler,

There's meaning in everything. What does "SCRuler" mean? Scared Cow Ruler? Sacred Cow Ruler? Santa Claus Ruler? Smelly Cunt Ruler?

Nice improv. You should do standup. I'm sure the crowd would just love your witty banter. And hey! your catchphrase could be " YOU ARE ALL GOING TO HELL FOR 6,000 YEARS UNLESS YOU REPENT RIGHT NOW, 1,000 YEARS OF THIS SENTENCE IS NON-COMMUTABLE!"

...Might be a bit wordy for a t-shirt, though, Brad. We'll need to edit it down a bit.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

I'm sure Brad's poster was brilliant. Had glitter and elbow macaroni and everything.

 

[Cthulu]

I'm sure Brad's poster was brilliant. Had glitter and elbow macaroni and everything.

I imagine it got quite a few laughs.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

I imagine it got quite a few laughs.

Brad is hilarious, I know.

 

[Keerakh]

Check out http://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/string-theory-about-unravel-180953637/?no-ist and my comment there.

All you did was respond to another moonbat fuckhead like yourself and shill your stupid "wikia" site.
Nobody fucking cares.

 

[Adamska]

Check out http://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/string-theory-about-unravel-180953637/?no-ist and my comment there.

Comments on the internet aren't even worthy of being printed on prison grade toilet papr; any dipshit can write one of those after all. Actual article submitted to a science journal or bust broheim.

 

[Keerakh]

Brad, are you, as Jesus, in support of legalizing marijuana?

 

[LordCustos3]

Nice improv. You should do standup. I'm sure the crowd would just love your witty banter. And hey! your catchphrase could be " YOU ARE ALL GOING TO HELL FOR 6,000 YEARS UNLESS YOU REPENT RIGHT NOW, 1,000 YEARS OF THIS SENTENCE IS NON-COMMUTABLE!"

...Might be a bit wordy for a t-shirt, though, Brad. We'll need to edit it down a bit.

How about "I AM A FALSE PROPHET. PLEASE RAPE MY FACE"

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

How about "I AM A FALSE PROPHET. PLEASE RAPE MY FACE"

You can't rape someone who's consenting. Brad never objects to a dick in his face.

 

[LordCustos3]

You can't rape someone who's consenting. Brad never objects to a dick in his face.

I never said rape his face with a dick. No, rape it with a weedwhacker.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Galvatron,

Reincarnation sentence: 6,000 YEARS,
74 YEARS NON-COMMUTABLE​

...I edited that down for you and your t-shirt.

 

[Keerakh]

Galvatron,

Reincarnation sentence: 6,000 YEARS,
74 YEARS NON-COMMUTABLE​

...I edited that down for you and your t-shirt.

Watson I have a legit serious question for you.
Do you honestly think we care for your spamming of "reincarnation sentences"? That this shit will actually happen?