Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
(Damn, I missed this being Post #7447.)

Socially Conservative Republicans have the platform of the ‘4 Gs’: GOD, Guns, Gays, and Gabortion.


Synchronism: 11:04 "If you want to use the term resurrection... scientifically prove an eternal soul... Near-death experience was quite similar across the ancient world". - Alien Resurrections, Ancient Aliens (S9,Ep6, 2014) on History Channel

@Alan Pardew,

I AM sorry, I wasn't paying attention. What did you ask?

@Cthulhu,

You're a 41521385217.
 
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Capital7 city4, Roma47 (amor backwards).

@Cthulhu ,

No, I AM not, but there's nothing wrong with being gay.

I have the world's best girlfriend of almost 10 years! And before that, I was married for two years, engaged to another woman for 4 1/2 years, and have had many girlfriends - alot of black ones. Why, I've seen more black holes than Captain Kirk!
 
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Math & GOD=7_4

Our base 10 decimal system naturally originated from our 10 fingers (8 fingers & 2 thumbs). When counting on our fingers to 7 from left-to-right, that same finger is the 4th from right-to-left. And when we reverse this to count to 7 from right-to-left with our palms up, that same finger – the ring finger – is the 4th from left-to-right.

Note: Our 10 fingers each have three joints and a tip thus providing a very simple and ‘handy’ way of counting to 40. This may be the reason why the #40 was sacred to the ancients, i.e. 40 is a recurring Bible theme.

@Cthulhu,

I AM a golfer. I AM often putting my bols into the hole in the green. 49311 23554.*


*Synchronism: 11:43 "Evil weeds are always lurking" - Scott ad on History Channel
 

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Then why don't you masturbate to 40 instead of 74
 
@SCRuler (Smelly Cock Ruler),

You really must STOP thinking about me masturbating. Why not find something constructive to do. Do you have a job?*


*Synchronism: 11:52 "You want a job." - Modelo beer ad on History Channel
 
@SCRuler (Smelly Cock Ruler),

You really must STOP thinking about me masturbating. Why not find something constructive to do. Do you have a job?*


*Synchronism: 11:52 "You want a job." - Modelo beer ad on History Channel
Yes actually I do. I'm just off today. Do you?
 
@SCRuler (Small Cock Ruler),

Yes, actually I do. I'm just off today. I have been doing some writing this morning on both my books: Plan-it Theory of GOD=7_4 and Donald Trump = 666, Mussolini reincarnated. How do you like those titles?

I AM thinking about playing some golf or at least hitting some bols. I played on Thursday and shot 82, but my bol-striking wasn't very good. The only good bols I hit all day was when I stepped on a rake in a sand trap.

He has autism so you have to be nice.

@Alan Pardew,

Do you have autism?
 
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@Brad Watson_Miami

What about the fact that the number of the beast is actually 616?

Also, no one in this thread has the 'tism like you. Taking an unhealthy obsession with stupid shit and what not.
 
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@Brad Watson_Miami Stop trying to report posts lol

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I'm sure Brad wouldn't do that. I mean, he's never said anything to me about having a problem with the content of my posts. Reporting me without discussing the problem man-to-man is something a little virgin high school boy would do.
 
@SCRuler (Small Cock Ruler),

Yes, actually I do. I'm just off today. I have been doing some writing this morning on both my books: Plan-it Theory of GOD=7_4 and Donald Trump = 666, Mussolini reincarnated. How do you like those titles?

I AM thinking about playing some golf or at least hitting some bols. I played on Thursday and shot 82, but my bol-striking wasn't very good. The only good bols I hit all day was when I stepped on a rake in a sand trap.
Those titles are retarded.
And the word is spelled BALL. Nobody gives a fuck about what you think fits better. English has rules.
 
This is a guy who needs to cheat both with his children's math games and with English to even remotely shoehorn in something a toddler would find dumb. This is literally all he has in his life, alongside broken dreams, a criminal record, and anal lube. God, his life is a literal nightmare, and with his attitude that next life of his is gonna suck way more.
 
If, and it is a big if, this guy had a girlfriend, she would have to be mentally handicapped to deal with his syncronism/numerology bullshit.
 
@WhistleBlower ,

A) Chill out. Yes, Kiwi Farmers are "organized cyber bullies", but they're harmless demons that are easily exposed and defeated.
B) Use Capital letters at the beginning of each sentence. Your writing looks like it comes from someone who didn't pass 5th Grade.
C) Congratulations on the brilliance of using the following insults: "a vidiot voyeur like yourself", "you dysfunctional dolts pimply faced fuckery", "chickenshit anonymous chucklefuck keyboard commando wankers". These are instant classics!
D) There's no such thing as "my reality"; reality is a shared and agreed upon existence.
E) Seeking legal action is your option, but it's a waste of time.
F) Use your time more constructively. (We all need to do this including me.)
G) Just what exactly did Kiwi Farms do to you that was so awful?
 
@WhistleBlower ,

A) Chill out. Yes, Kiwi Farmers are "organized cyber bullies", but they're harmless demons that are easily exposed and defeated.
B) Use Capital letters at the beginning of each sentence. Your writing looks like it comes from someone who didn't pass 5th Grade.
C) Congratulations on the brilliance of using the following insults: "a vidiot voyeur like yourself", "you dysfunctional dolts pimply faced fuckery", "chickenshit anonymous chucklefuck keyboard commando wankers". These are instant classics!
D) There's no such thing as "my reality"; reality is a shared and agreed upon existence.
E) Seeking legal action is your option, but it's a waste of time.
F) Use your time more constructively. (We all need to do this including me.)
G) Just what exactly did Kiwi Farms do to you that was so awful?
you are infantile imbeciles invading my internet presence, but as you say, easily defeated. just don't feed the troll and it gets bored and goes looking for somebody who will get upset.

with you admitting to felonies here, i don't think that pursuing the legal remedies i am pursuing is a waste of time. i'm certainly not suing any individuals, but am bringing your victims together to make a criminal complaint against the site owner and it's hosting service.
 
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