Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
Nad,

Wrong. I've never claimed to be Jesus the Christ; he died sometime in the 40 years after his crucifixion on Friday April 7, 30 AD / 7.4.783 AUC / 14 Nisan 3790 HC. God-incarnate was buried in the http://JesusFamilyTomb.com .

I AM the reincarnation of Y'shua bar Yosef and I've been many people since then including my last incarnation as Albert Einstein. I AM now the Second Coming of the Christ. The proof of these claims are the "7 Seals" revealed as 'beyond Einstein theories'; see http://7seals.blogspot.com . I have revealed great secrets kept since the founding of Earth.

This is no game. Check out Plan-it Theory: GOD=7_4 or FOD=6_4 on Planet Nestor; FIG=6|7 (Design Worlds Theory) at http://GOD704.wikia.com .


Synchronism: 08:12 "P-47 WWII plane crashed in Hudson River. Pilot William Gordon" - GMA, ABC
@APerson,

I never said, "I have Jesus's memories and experiences"*. I said I AM the reincarnation of Jesus - he and I are the same eternal soul.

You admit to writing lies. That's evil. You ask for a natural disaster to hit your area, not caring about the innocents nearby that would be affected. That's evil.

It's now pouring here! I don't think I'll be golfing today.


*Synchronism: 10:10 "My experience" - Black Ops Conspiracy, Uncovering Aliens on Animal Planet

But you keep changing your story dude. Are you or are you not Christ? First you say youre not then in the same post say youre the second coming of Christ.
 
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But you keep changing your story dude. Are you or are you not Christ? First you say youre not then in the same post say youre the second coming of Christ.
He's been caught in this lie before; his answer will be something along the lines of;
"I never said I was Jesus, just that I was the reincarnation of Jesus! Just like I'm the reincarnation of (insert famous person's name) but not really them because they lived XX number of years ago"

Notice how good old Brad has been reincarnated into all the cool people, but never, say, a drug addiction prostitute or a normal average day garbage man? Those lives aren't as interesting as Newton, Jesus, and Einstein, so of course good old Brad has never been them.
 
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He's been caught in this lie before; his answer will be something along the lines of;
"I never said I was Jesus, just that I was the reincarnation of Jesus! Just like I'm the reincarnation of (insert famous person's name) but not really them because they lived XX number of years ago"

Notice how good old Brad has been reincarnated into all the cool people, but never, say, a drug addiction prostitute or a normal average day garbage man? Those lives aren't as interesting as Newton, Jesus, and Einstein, so of course good old Brad has never been them.
Yeah, bottom line, Brad only wants to be Jesus when it helps him... When he's expected to act or think like Jesus, suddenly he's no longer Jesus.
 
@SCRuler (Smelly Clothes Ruler74),

Fuck you. Within 40 days, your area will experience a natural disaster. Tell all your family, friends, neighbors, strangers in your vicinity that you've intentionally pissed off GOD/Nature and the 2nd Coming of the Christ77 and dared them to punish you this way. Call up the priests and pastors in your area and tell them about how you don't believe that I AM the 2nd Coming of the Christ, so you've repetitively attacked GOD & I and challenged us to this demonstration of our power77.

@bacterium,

You're a compulsive and pathological liar. Captain7 Kirk4 is a fictional character. I just watched William7/Bill4 Shatner7 portray him in the 1968 Cat's Paw of Season 2 on MeTV.
 
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@SCRuler (Smelly Clothes Ruler74),

Fuck you. Within 40 days, your area will experience a natural disaster. Tell all your family, friends, neighbors, strangers in your vicinity that you've intentionally pissed off GOD/Nature and the 2nd Coming of the Christ77 and dared them to punish you this way. Call up the priests and pastors in your area and tell them about how you don't believe that I AM the 2nd Coming of the Christ, so you've repetitively attacked GOD & I and challenged us to this demonstration of our power77.
They would call you a madman as well.
Forty days? Come on, grow a fuckin pair and make it three days instead of desperately trying to play on probability.
I FUCKING DARE YOU.
 
In order for Christ to have reincarnated, He would have had to stay dead. How do you feel about that?

Also, on the topic of doing good works to be saved.. what about this?

But God, who is rich in mercy, for his great love wherewith he loved us, Even when we were dead in sins, hath quickened us together with Christ, (by grace ye are saved;) And hath raised us up together, and made us sit together in heavenly places in Christ Jesus: That in the ages to come he might shew the exceeding riches of his grace in his kindness toward us through Christ Jesus. For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: Not of works, lest any man should boast. - Ephesians 2:4-9 http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ephesians2:4-9&version=KJV

AND LOOK AT THIS BEAUTY!
Therefore being justified by faith, we have peace with God through our Lord Jesus Christ: By whom also we have access by faith into this grace wherein we stand, and rejoice in hope of the glory of God. - Romans 5:1-2 http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Romans5:1-2&version=KJV

Because the law worketh wrath: for where no law is, there is no transgression. Therefore it is of faith, that it might be by grace; to the end the promise might be sure to all the seed; not to that only which is of the law, but to that also which is of the faith of Abraham; who is the father of us all, (As it is written, I have made thee a father of many nations,) before him whom he believed, even God, who quickeneth the dead, and calleth those things which be not as though they were. - Romans 4:15-17 http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Romans4:15-17&version=KJV


GRACE BOMB!
Is the law then against the promises of God? God forbid: for if there had been a law given which could have given life, verily righteousness should have been by the law. But the scripture hath concluded all under sin, that the promise by faith of Jesus Christ might be given to them that believe. But before faith came, we were kept under the law, shut up unto the faith which should afterwards be revealed. Wherefore the law was our schoolmaster to bring us unto Christ, that we might be justified by faith. But after that faith is come, we are no longer under a schoolmaster. For ye are all the children of God by faith in Christ Jesus. For as many of you as have been baptized into Christ have put on Christ. - Galatians 3:21-27 http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Galatians3:21-27&version=KJV

And reincarnation... how about these?

And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment: So Christ was once offered to bear the sins of many; and unto them that look for him shall he appear the second time without sin unto salvation. - Hebrews 9:27-28 http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Hebrews9:27-28&version=KJV

And this one?
And as Jesus passed by, he saw a man which was blind from his birth. And his disciples asked him, saying, Master, who did sin, this man, or his parents, that he was born blind? Jesus answered, Neither hath this man sinned, nor his parents: but that the works of God should be made manifest in him. I must work the works of him that sent me, while it is day: the night cometh, when no man can work. As long as I am in the world, I am the light of the world. When he had thus spoken, he spat on the ground, and made clay of the spittle, and he anointed the eyes of the blind man with the clay, And said unto him, Go, wash in the pool of Siloam, (which is by interpretation, Sent.) He went his way therefore, and washed, and came seeing. - John 9:1-7 http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John9:1-7&version=KJV

And this:
(For the children being not yet born, neither having done any good or evil, that the purpose of God according to election might stand, not of works, but of him that calleth;) - Romans 9:11 http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Romans9:11&version=KJV

There are many, many, many more.

And quit trying to claim to be my Christ while going around cursing people. Do you know what He did when we TORTURED HIM TO DEATH? HE DIED *PRAYING* FOR US. You curse over Internet jokes. The Son of Man begged Good to have mercy on His murderers while nailed to a chunk of wood and bleeding out. You're no Christ. Not even close! You need to get right with God and quit trying to *become* Him. That job is already taken. But if you want to be more LIKE Him... Maybe try to be a bit more forgiving? We haven't crucified you yet.

PS: On hell, gleefully sentencing people to:
The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance. - 2 Peter 3:9 http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=2Peter3:9&version=KJV

Therefore I will judge you, O house of Israel, every one according to his ways, saith the Lord God. Repent, and turn yourselves from all your transgressions; so iniquity shall not be your ruin. Cast away from you all your transgressions, whereby ye have transgressed; and make you a new heart and a new spirit: for why will ye die, O house of Israel? For I have no pleasure in the death of him that dieth, saith the Lord God: wherefore turn yourselves, and live ye. - Ezekiel 18:30-32 http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ezekiel18:30-32&version=KJV

Say unto them, As I live, saith the Lord God, I have no pleasure in the death of the wicked; but that the wicked turn from his way and live: turn ye, turn ye from your evil ways; for why will ye die, O house of Israel? Therefore, thou son of man, say unto the children of thy people, The righteousness of the righteous shall not deliver him in the day of his transgression: as for the wickedness of the wicked, he shall not fall thereby in the day that he turneth from his wickedness; neither shall the righteous be able to live for his righteousness in the day that he sinneth. When I shall say to the righteous, that he shall surely live; if he trust to his own righteousness, and commit iniquity, all his righteousnesses shall not be remembered; but for his iniquity that he hath committed, he shall die for it. Again, when I say unto the wicked, Thou shalt surely die; if he turn from his sin, and do that which is lawful and right; If the wicked restore the pledge, give again that he had robbed, walk in the statutes of life, without committing iniquity; he shall surely live, he shall not die. None of his sins that he hath committed shall be mentioned unto him: he hath done that which is lawful and right; he shall surely live. - Ezekiel 33:11-16 http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ezekiel33:11-16&version=KJV


And hope maketh not ashamed; because the love of God is shed abroad in our hearts by the Holy Ghost which is given unto us. For when we were yet without strength, in due time Christ died for the ungodly. For scarcely for a righteous man will one die: yet peradventure for a good man some would even dare to die. But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us. Much more then, being now justified by his blood, we shall be saved from wrath through him. For if, when we were enemies, we were reconciled to God by the death of his Son, much more, being reconciled, we shall be saved by his life. And not only so, but we also joy in God through our Lord Jesus Christ, by whom we have now received the atonement. - Romans 5:5-11 http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Romans5:5-11&version=KJV
 
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@bacterium,

You're a compulsive and pathological liar. Captain7 Kirk4 is a fictional character. I just watched William7/Bill4 Shatner7 portray him in the 1968 Cat's Paw of Season 2 on MeTV.

Jesus is a fictional character, too. But that's not stopping you.

And with all those 7s and 4s I'm surprised you aren't claiming to be Kirk. But hey, his first name James5/Jim3 don't fit I suppose. Nor does his middle name.
 
But you keep changing your story dude. Are you or are you not Christ? First you say youre not then in the same post say youre the second coming of Christ.
Oh its easy-peasy.
Brad was Christ, except Brad doesn't contain any vestiges of Christ's consciousness, memories, knowledge, experiences, personality traits, beliefs, ideological or theological positions, karmic debt, psychic/magical/divine power or sexual peccadillos. Sooooooo its like this....
Imagine a hatchet. Now replace the blade with a new blade. Now replace the handle with a new handle. Now replace the new blade with another newer, different blade. Brad would be like the screwdriver on the opposite side of the planet from that hatchet.

They would call you a madman as well.
Forty days? Come on, grow a fuckin pair and make it three days instead of desperately trying to play on probability.
I FUCKING DARE YOU.
Damned Straight!
I will believe Prophecy is a real thing when a prophet gives us a specific, detailed prediction.
I want someone to predict something non-obvious and include all four of the following:
  • What, specifically, will happen.
  • Where, specifically, it will happen.
  • When, down to the minute, it will happen.
  • Set in the FUTURE instead of the past.
I don't think that is too much to ask.
Example of a Bad 'Prophesy': "Within 40 Days a bad thing will happen to someone somewhere. Amen and Pass the Green Beans."
Example of a Good Prophesy: "On Tuesday, May 31, at 7:04pm Eastern Standard Time, the broadcast feed of WPLG in Miami will be taken over for 7 minutes and 44 seconds by The Hivemind of Planet Nestor. The Nestor Hivemind will then perform a very abstract sexual act on live tv, but it will be misunderstood as a form of 'Interpretive Dance' ."

Jesus is a fictional character, too. But that's not stopping you.
And with all those 7s and 4s I'm surprised you aren't claiming to be Kirk. But hey, his first name James5/Jim3 don't fit I suppose.
I claim dibs on being the pre-incarnation of Khan. (The cool Ricardo Montalban one, not the lameass Benedict Cucumberpatch one.)

But hey, his first name James5/Jim3 don't fit I suppose. Nor does his middle name.
I wonder if the Kirk family named all their kids like that....and Jim has two little brothers named Claudius and Caligula.
 
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Oh its easy-peasy.
Brad was Christ, except Brad doesn't contain any vestiges of Christ's consciousness, memories, knowledge, experiences, personality traits, beliefs, ideological or theological positions, karmic debt, psychic/magical/divine power or sexual peccadillos. Sooooooo its like this....
Imagine a hatchet. Now replace the blade with a new blade. Now replace the handle with a new handle. Now replace the new blade with another newer, different blade. Brad would be like the screwdriver on the opposite side of the planet from that hatchet.


Damned Straight!
I will believe Prophecy is a real thing when a prophet gives us a specific, detailed prediction.
I want someone to predict something non-obvious and include all four of the following:
  • What, specifically, will happen.
  • Where, specifically, it will happen.
  • When, down to the minute, it will happen.
  • Set in the FUTURE instead of the past.
I don't think that is too much to ask.
Example of a Bad 'Prophesy': "Within 40 Days a bad thing will happen to someone somewhere. Amen and Pass the Green Beans."
Example of a Good Prophesy: "On Tuesday, May 31, at 7:04pm Eastern Standard Time, the broadcast feed of WPLG in Miami will be taken over for 7 minutes and 44 seconds by The Hivemind of Planet Nestor. The Nestor Hivemind will then perform a very abstract sexual act on live tv, but it will be misunderstood as a form of 'Interpretive Dance' ."


I claim dibs on being the pre-incarnation of Khan. (The cool Ricardo Montalban one, not the lameass Benedict Cucumberpatch one.)


I wonder if the Kirk family named all their kids like that....and Jim has two little brothers named Claudius and Caligula.



I'd settle for Brad telling me what natural disaster is gonna get me. But then I'm still waiting for him to dox me.
 
@Sailor_Jupiter,

We all pass through eternity by reincarnation, including the Christ.

Now that I, the Christ, have returned, "Everyone is judged according74 to their actions." - Rev 20:12-13, 22:12

Yes, Saul/Paul taught, "And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment: So Christ was once offered to bear the sins of many; and unto them that look for him shall he appear the second time without sin unto salvation. - Hebrews 9:27-28. But Jesus taught reincarnation in Matthew 11:14-15, John 8:58, etc. There are many books on Christianity & reincarnation (google that) and they all start with Matthew 11:14-15.

"We haven't crucified you yet." And you won't be.

I don't "gleefully sentence people", it's very disturbing to me.

"Therefore I will judge you, O house of Israel, every one according to his ways, saith the Lord God. Repent, and turn yourselves from all your transgressions; so iniquity shall not be your ruin. Cast away from you all your transgressions, whereby ye have transgressed; and make you a new heart and a new spirit: for why will ye die, O house of Israel? For I have no pleasure in the death of him that dieth, saith the Lord God: wherefore turn yourselves, and live ye. - Ezekiel 18:30-32

Say unto them, As I live, saith the Lord God, I have no pleasure in the death of the wicked; but that the wicked turn from his way and live: turn ye, turn ye from your evil ways; for why will ye die, O house of Israel? Therefore, thou son of man, say unto the children of thy people, The righteousness of the righteous shall not deliver him in the day of his transgression: as for the wickedness of the wicked, he shall not fall thereby in the day that he turneth from his wickedness; neither shall the righteous be able to live for his righteousness in the day that he sinneth. When I shall say to the righteous, that he shall surely live; if he trust to his own righteousness, and commit iniquity, all his righteousnesses shall not be remembered; but for his iniquity that he hath committed, he shall die for it. Again, when I say unto the wicked, Thou shalt surely die; if he turn from his sin, and do that which is lawful and right; If the wicked restore the pledge, give again that he had robbed, walk in the statutes of life, without committing iniquity; he shall surely live, he shall not die. None of his sins that he hath committed shall be mentioned unto him: he hath done that which is lawful and right; he shall surely live. - Ezekiel 33:11-16


And Jesus son of Joseph didn't die on the Cross on Friday April 7, 30 AD / 7.4.783 AUC / 14 Nisan 3790 HC, he had a near-death experience. God-incarnate may have lived another 40 years! Y'shua was buried in the http://JesusFamilyTomb.com .
 
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