Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
Claiming anything about Lincoln's religious views is just plain ignorant. The most anyone can say is that he knew the bible well and his later writings show faith in God.

He can't even be described as a Christian without finding contradiction.
 
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Whats a dicaa fbaadgbaai?

Brad, since you claimed you could do me, why don't you tell me how the natural disaster experiment is going?
You have to wait another 34 days to see which "disasters" Brad will claim credit for.
 
@APerson,

Don't misrepresent this experiment. I AM not wanting anyone to be harmed; including you.

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@SCRuler, @Alan Pardew, @facepalm,

Day 6. Please weigh-in.


Synchronism: 09:29 "Lincoln's eyes always seemed fixed on the future and the future seemed terrible." - Lincoln on History Channel


We are all time-travelers. Einstein and I are spacetime-travelers.
We are all spacetime travellers, too. I step a foot to the left in a second, bam. Moved in space and time.
And you have a funny way of not wanting anyone to be harmed, considering the number of times you've condemned me to horrible reincarnations where I'll allegedly get eaten.
 
@crunchysalty,

Peace. "What the wow is going on" is that I AM the 2nd Coming of the Christ. In my eternal soul's last incarnation, I was Albert Einstein. 2,000 years ago, I was Jesus son of Joseph (Y'shua bar Yosef). The proof of these claims are the "7 Seals" revealed as 'beyond Einstein theories'; please see http://7seals.blogspot.com . I have revealed great secrets kept since the foundation of the Earth.

Are you good at math & science? I can answer your questions. Also, my discovery of GOD=7_4 or FOD=6_4 can be found in a brief explanation at http://GOD704.wikia.com .

Sure! What's the math/science against guns? I know Jesus was violent at times, (sellers at the temple, etc,) can you prove how god doesn't like guns with your heavenly knowledge?
 
Sure! What's the math/science against guns? I know Jesus was violent at times, (sellers at the temple, etc,) can you prove how god doesn't like guns with your heavenly knowledge?
Depends on which Jesus Brad pretends to be:
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Brad made up his own Jesus to pretend to be. Brad doesn't forgive anyone, despite Jesus saying to do it at least 490 times. Brad admits he has been arrested, yet is quite willing to cast the first stone at anything he considers a sin.

Brad just makes shit up as he goes. Sort of like a retarded McGyver who is obsessed with 4 and 7.
 
@crunchysalty,

DO NOT SPREAD FALSE INFORMATION! The Bible does NOT record Jesus son of Joseph ever being violent. Read the story of him again with the sellers at Herod's Temple. He's certainly very upset and animated, yet he is NOT violent - he harmed no one then or at any time.

You need to acknowledge your mistake.

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Muhammad Ali was born on 1/17/42, he died at 74-years-old. He first won boxing’s World Heavyweight Championship in 1964 with his victory over Sonny Liston in the 7th Round in Miami Beach (just blocks away from where he trained). Super Fight II was a non-title boxing match between Ali and Joe Frazier on January 28, 1974. The second of the three Ali–Frazier bouts, it took place at Madison Square Garden in New York(7 letters) City(4). Ali regained the title against undefeated George Foreman in the historic The Rumble in the Jungle in Kinshasa, Zaire on October 30, 1974.

Muhammad=74=M13+U21+H8+A1+M13+M13+A1+D4
 
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@LordCustos3,

That was a good post! So good, I'll repeat it. It would be good to see more posts74 like it.
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I think it's 50/50 that Y'shua ever said, "Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's and render unto GOD what is GOD's." It's some serious Roman propaganda and it's quite possible that the writer of Matthew made it up to appease the Roman leaders. What rebel ever paid taxes?! Jesus wasn't paying any taxes! That's one of the reasons the Romans found him guilty of sedition and crucified him.

@SCRuler (SouthCalcuttaRuler),

You're not fooling anyone here and you're certainly not fooling GOD. You can't figure out a 1991316125 cipher and in your frustration, you lash out. What a 3151811 1915111518.

@APerson/anonymous cow ard,

Yes, we all move in spacetime.

I AM a meat-eater, are you? I don't want to ever see any humans get harmed, especially as a result of my actions. But somebody is going to have to slaughter the cows, chickens, pigs, and turkeys that I eat.

@facepalm/anonymous cow ard,

How ironic it is that your screen name is "facepalm" and that's my reaction to almost all your posts74.

I did NOT "make up my own Jesus to pretend to be". I have researched the historic Y'shua bar Yosef alot. But I clearly identify myself and location as Brad Watson from Miami as opposed to all the anonymous cowards here. And I imagine that no one here or anywhere would say, "Ya, Brad Watson behaves just like I imagined the Christ returning."

"Brad doesn't forgive anyone" is a blatant lie, as is that I AM "stoning" anyone. The Bible is very clear that the 2nd Coming of the Christ has the mission of "Judging everyone according74 to their actions". And when I do pass Judgment on someone, I notify them that they can repent and be forgiven. YOU can repent and be forgiven, but if you don't repent, you won't be forgiven. This should sound very logical to you and everyone.

@MasterDisaster/anonymous cow ard,

GOD & I take note of your mocking. You're not part of this Kiwi Farms 40-day natural disaster experiment, but what if a natural disaster hit your area? Would you just call it a "coincidence"?

@Alan Pardew , @SCRuler , @APerson , @facepalm ,

Day 7
 
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@LordCustos3,

That was a good post! So good, I'll repeat it. It would be good to see more posts74 like it.

I think it's 50/50 that Y'shua ever said, "Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's and render unto GOD what is GOD's." It's some serious Roman propaganda and it's quite possible that the writer of Matthew made it up to appease the Roman leaders. What rebel ever paid taxes?! Jesus wasn't paying any taxes! That's one of the reasons the Romans found him guilty of sedition and crucified him.

Uh can't you just remember and tell us? Maybe ask dad. You guys were there, weren't you?
 
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@SCRuler (SouthCalcuttaRuler),

You're not fooling anyone here and you're certainly not fooling GOD. You can't figure out a 1991316125 cipher and in your frustration, you lash out. What a 3151811 1915111518.
u can easily figure out your shitty cipher because it barely qualifies as one. All that happens is I have to take a little more time, which is a waste of time. It's fucking childish.
 
@crunchysalty,

DO NOT SPREAD FALSE INFORMATION! The Bible does NOT record Jesus son of Joseph ever being violent. Read the story of him again with the sellers at Herod's Temple. He's certainly very upset and animated, yet he is NOT violent - he harmed no one then or at any time.

You need to acknowledge your mistake.
@Brad Watson_Miami I didn't say he physically hurt anyone.
But he was pissed.
I asked you to prove god hates guns, are you avoiding the question there oh saviour of men?
 
Well at least Brad admits he is making it up. If you can't accept the cleansing of the temple or render unto Caesar, then you are just making it up.

Certainly Brad can do that if he likes but it renders any biblical claims he makes void.
 
vi·o·lence
ˈvī(ə)ləns/
noun
behavior involving physical force intended to hurt, damage, or kill someone or something.


I bet it damaged quite a bit when Jesus threw over the tables.
 
@SCRuler (SmallCowRuler),

You're NOT fooling anyone! In the amount of time47 that you take to complain about the cipher and attack the messenger, you could figure out the code. But it makes your small mind ache as it expands, 11919.

@facepalm,

There's another lie - you are a compulsive and pathological liar. I never said that "I don't accept 'the cleansing of the temple'"; I certainly do and I AM dedicated to it again in this lifetime. I do NOT accept "render unto Caesar" and I do NOT send the Federal(7) Govt(4) any money. Of course, they don't send me any money either.


Synchronism: 10:26 "It was like David and Goliath, Samson and the Philistines" - Rev. Jesse Jackson on CNN

@SlenderManBearPig (soon to be reincarnated as a tasty pig),

Y'shua bar Yosef never said, "Render what is Caesar's to Caesar." Thanks for getting me to nail-that-down.

@Pac,

Don't spread lies. I don't drink, the world is never going to end (we'll even be able to prevent the Sun from nova), and I don't carry signs on my back although I do have GOD=7_4 on the front of several shirts and a couple caps.
 
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@SlenderManBearPig (soon to be reincarnated as a tasty pig),

Y'shua bar Yosef never said, "Render what is Caesar's to Caesar." Thanks for getting me to nail-that-down.

You already sentenced me to cowdom I think. Does that come first or do I get to be some awesome science experiment hybrid?

Hey now that we've established you have memory of your past selves, can we ask you more questions? Whats the deal with the Gospel of Judas? Was he your best bro? Did he betray you? Was it all a plan?
 
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@facepalm,

There's another lie - you are a compulsive and pathological liar. I never said that "I don't accept 'the cleansing of the temple'"; I certainly do and I AM dedicated to it again in this lifetime. I do NOT accept "render unto Caesar" and I do NOT send the Federal(7) Govt(4) any money. Of course, they don't send me any money either.


Synchronism: 10:26 "It was like David and Goliath, Samson and the Philistines" - Rev. Jesse Jackson on CNN

I would like my supposed list of lies itemized, virgin.
 
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@SlenderManBearPig,

The Gospel of Judas is legitimate and he was the disciple who was trusted with the money of the group and trusted to fulfill the prophecies by turning over the Messiah to the authorities for "30 pieces of silver". Judas did NOT betray Jesus who had a brother named Judas (maybe they were the same person?), and it was "all a plan".
 
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