Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%

  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%

  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%

  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%

  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%

  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%

  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%
  • Total voters
    1,235
Alan Pardew said:
You actually made me feel sleepy atm. Considering you're still obsessed with the 40 day theory and it's getting repetitive, convince me a reason why I shouldn't threadban you for 40 days.
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Don't do it! We won't know about any of the natural disasters happening around the world if he's not here to update us! Except by watching the news. Or by checking google. And looking out the window.
...On second thought do it.
 
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@Alan Pardew ,

You're evil as are other members of this forum. We're now conducting a scientific experiment here to prove whether GOD/Nature punishes those who are evil. Whether you ban me or not will affect the experiment and it won't. What I mean by that is everyone's behavior here and elsewhere affects how GOD/Nature treats them. How one treats the Christ is very important, since he - I AM GOD's spokesman. And the experiment will continue whether I AM able to write here or not.

Day 9

@Batman VS Tony Danza,

Sentence: 100,000 years reincarnated as non-human with 666 years non-commutable. These non-human reincarnations will be terrifying for you. When you are born-again as human, it will be under the most hellish circumstances imaginable.

@Alan Pardew,

REPORT POST Alan Pardew and others: does this forum tolerate "Kill Brad" or "Kill Alan Pardew" or "Kill anyone"?
 
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Behold
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Bann has happened for 40 days and 40 nights?
Why couldn't a super-genius prophet predict that would happen?

Ahhhhhh....because if he was about to be Banned for 74 days, his magic 74-sense would've warned him.
 
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Went outside. Sun has disappeared, why is this happening?
 
Uh oh guys, I may have to have someone service the air conditioner. It is a touch warm in my house today. Does this qualify as a natural disaster?
 
In order to short circuit Brad's master plan, I'm going to claim credit for all the misfortune everyone is suffering right now.
Never forget: Brad may be a (false) prophet....but I am a Lord.

See. I was able to do in 10 days what it would've taken 40 for Brad.
 
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In order to short circuit Brad's master plan, I'm going to claim credit for all the misfortune everyone is suffering right now.
Never forget: Brad may be a (false) prophet....but I am a Lord.

See. I was able to do in 10 days what it would've taken 40 for Brad.
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Because two delusional shitposters is really what this thread needs.
 
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