Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
lurk_moar,

If you want to lurk more around here* with me responding to you, then STOP insulting me with references to "mental illness". That should be simple74 enough to understand.


*Synchronism: 09:55 "Simple to understand terms" - Mellberg Financial ad on CNN
 
"Now the whole world had one language and one purpose." - Genasis 11:1

If you google Genesis 11:1, you'll find slightly different wording for this very important Bible verse: "one language and a common speech", "one language and of one speech", "one language and the same words". Yet these are redundant. In a Torah* that I have at home (Platt?), Gn 11:1 reads "Now the whole world had one language and one purpose." Now that's HUGE! When has the whole world** had one purpose?! This amazing unity can only be achieved through having one common language for all peoples.

The historic validity of their being a Tower of Babel aka Ziggurat of Babylon is definite. Every Sumerian/Mesopotamian city had a tower and a city deity...
http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Tower_of_Babel
http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Ziggurat

But does anyone really think that in c. 2100 BC, everyone around the world was speaking just one language?! It's ridiculous to everyone except Jewish-Christian-Muslim fundamentalists. But one of the points of this story is how important one common language for all humanity is!

"I. The advantages which befriended their design of keeping together, 1. They were all of one language, Gen. 11:1. If there were any different languages before the flood, yet Noah’s only, which it is likely was the same with Adam’s, was preserved through the flood, and continued after it. Now, while they all understood one another, they would be the more likely to love one another, and the more capable of helping one another, and the less inclinable to separate one from another." - Matthew Henry's commentary

Genesis 11:1-9 King James Version (KJV)
11:1 And the whole earth was of one language, and of one speech.
2 And it came to pass, as they journeyed from the east, that they found a plain in the land of Shinar; and they dwelt there.
3 And they said one to another, Go to, let us make brick, and burn them thoroughly. And they had brick for stone, and slime had they for mortar.
4 And they said, Go to, let us build us a city and a tower, whose top may reach unto heaven; and let us make us a name, lest we be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole earth.
5 And the Lord came down to see the city and the tower, which the children of men builded.
6 And the Lord said, Behold, the people is one, and they have all one language; and this they begin to do: and now nothing will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do.
7 Go to, let us go down, and there confound their language, that they may not understand one another's speech.
8 So the Lord scattered them abroad from thence upon the face of all the earth: and they left off to build the city.
9 Therefore is the name of it called Babel; because the Lord did there confound the language of all the earth: and from thence did the Lord scatter them abroad upon the face of all the earth.


*Synchronism: 08:06 "It's you're rebirth". - GMA, ABC. **08:10 "Hello world, there's a song that I'm singing, come on get happy" - Partridge Family song used in ad on ABC. 8:53 Clampetts Play The Rams, Beverly Hillbillies (S4/Ep7, 1965) on MeTV
But Bradford you didn't answer my question as to why the big G didn't just make English the language of the land after tipping the tower. I mean they pretty much dragged their feet till the frist Bible was printed in English in the 15th century.
 
@YankeeTrader,

Wrong. Had you ever even heard of the Burning of Washington in 1814 and* how the fires of the White House and other Govt. buildings were put out by a hurricane that came out of nowhere?! And how it spawned a tornado that set down on Constitution Avenue that sent British soldiers and cannons flying into the air? And how the British were so spooked by this act of GOD/Nature that they retreated to their ships on the Chesapeake without** any opposition from the US Army?


*Synchronism: 10:00 "Fire-fight". **10:04 "Gun-fight" - CNN

But Bradford you didn't answer my question as to why the big G didn't just make English the language of the land after tipping the tower. I mean they pretty much dragged their feet till the frist Bible was printed in English in the 15th century.
Who's "Bradford"?
 
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Hi Brad, you invited me in this thread. I see there are still morons chimping out at you for your ideas. Do you think the Marlins were wrong in rusing Giancarlo Stanton off the DL in the small chance they make the playoffs? Should they keep him and Fernandez out in the risk they get hurt for the small chance they have of winning a wild card?
 
@YankeeTrader,

Wrong. Had you ever even heard of the Burning of Washington in 1814 and* how the fires of the White House and other Govt. buildings were put out by a hurricane that came out of nowhere?! And how it spawned a tornado that set down on Constitution Avenue that sent British soldiers and cannons flying into the air? And how the British were so spooked by this act of GOD/Nature that they retreated to their ships on the Chesapeake without** any opposition from the US Army?


*Synchronism: 10:00 "Fire-fight". **10:04 "Gun-fight" - CNN


1. It seemed to come out of nowhere because 19th century Doppler radar wasn't that accurate.
2. The burning was during hurricane season, therefore just a coincidence.
3. An act of God back then is just called seasonal weather today.
 
Hi Brad, you invited me in this thread. I see there are still morons chimping out at you for your ideas. Do you think the Marlins were wrong in rusing Giancarlo Stanton off the DL in the small chance they make the playoffs? Should they keep him and Fernandez out in the risk they get hurt for the small chance they have of winning a wild card?
It's quite a small chance that the Marlins could get the 2nd Wild Card, but it's a chance. I haven't been to a Marlins game in a few years, but I might go in the next week if they haven't been eliminated and if Stanton is playing and Fernandez is pitching.

@ChurchOfGodBear / atheist & antichrist,

621311 25152118195126. Just FOD=FOOD for thought.

2. The burning was during hurricane season, therefore just a coincidence.
Hurricane season in Washington DC?! There Are NO Coincidences - science has proven this through chaos theory, nonlocality, this Universe acting as a quantum computer, etc.
3. An act of God back then is just called seasonal weather today.
Only by fools. GOD=Nature + ...
 
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Hurricane season in Washington DC?! There Are NO Coincidences - science has proven this through chaos theory, nonlocality, this Universe acting as a quantum computer, etc.

Only by fools. GOD=Nature + ...

Not all of these hit DC directly, but given the size of the Mid-Atlantic states, I reckon DC was affected by them regardless.

Hurricane of 1896
Hurricane of 1933
Hurricane Hazel (1954)
Hurricane Connie (1955)
Hurricane Diane (1955)
Hurricane Camille (1969)
Hurricane Agnes (1972)
Hurricane Fran (1996)
Hurricane Isabel (2003)
Hurricane Sandy (2012)
 
@Lalala / anonymous coward,

I AM sorry to see you disagree with my batshit philosophy.

By the lack of power Not vested in me by Batman, I hereby rule that 9/20/16 is my Judgment Day: I FAIL.

Sentence: Nothing. You are free to Go. May Peace be Upon You.

It would be a BIG mistake on my part to pollute this thread with the stupid, meaningless exchange we're having. I pray my next move will be a sane one; but thats not all that likely.

Reversed. Vetoed. Cancelled. Negated.

User @Lalala is now permanently immune to any more false prophet fatwas. All previous blessings, wards and psi-shields are still in place.
@Brad Watson_Miami just added another 1,000 years to his own sentence. Brad, You just keep digging your own hole deeper and deeper and deeper. Unless you have a valid passport, the Chinese are going to be pissed.

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lurk_moar,

If you want to lurk more around here...
Listen to the arrogance of that statement. Brad! Pay Attention!
You don't get to decide who lurks and who doesn't. You are not the God Emperor of this thread. You are merely a guest, and if you keep putting people on ignore and being a douche, a mod will threadban you again to teach you manners.

lurk_moar,

If you want to lurk more around here* with me responding to you, then STOP insulting me with references to "mental illness". That should be simple74 enough to understand.
then STOP being mentally ill and @lurk_moar won't have to constantly call you out on it.
 
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I was actually curious about that, being British I did wonder what dialect is God's preferred English? Is Americanised English the holy language or if I spoke Queens English or talk leik an Essex chav blud or ken wa ulster scots dae his heid in, there's so many variations in England and Scotland alone, how the hell does it work globally?
Americanized English with some help from me, i.e. Genasis, bol, etc.


Synchronism: 10:49 "We take two steps forward and one step back... Young people need a global education to survive" - Pres. Obama live at the UN

@Brad Watson_Miami
I already explained to you why asymmetry and symmetry breaking are not the same thing.
Wrong, at the simplest level asymmetry and symmetry breaking are the same thing, i.e. Unified Strings 21/19 Theory. But like always, you ignore any mathematical* & scientific evidence that disagrees with your second grade mentality. I came up with a Theory of Everything because it obviously exists: FIG=6|7. Stephen Hawking is frustrated that he didn't discover the TOE.

All I know is that you keep pulling your antichrist opinions out of your ass without wiping them off and expecting us to accept them without one iota of proof other than, essentially, "It's true because I said so!"

And for the record, you blithering idiot, I thought you told me on http://7seals.yuku or somewhere else that you stalk me on that you live in Coral Springs/South Florida. God-incarnate is not omniscient; G-D is.


*Synchronism: 11:02 "Teaching young people math & science." - Pres. Obama live at UN General Assembly in New York(7) City(4) - 40 degrees West Longitude, 74 degrees North Latitude
 
God-incarnate is not omniscient; GOD is.
Well, then God-Incarnate should ask GOD where we live so you can send a hurricane to our doorstep.

There.
There is your new opportunity to prove your power and influence.
(One that you will fail just like all the other challenges.)
Go talk to GOD, right now. Right this very instant. Use that divine uplink to discern my location. Right now. Not in 40 days. Not in 47 days. But right now. Tell me where I am right now, and I will fall upon my face and declare you the Son of God.
If you can't do it, then you have to shut your trap about being omniscient or being in touch with anyone who is; because it would be a lie.

You have 10 minutes to comply.
 
I have twice visited the United Nations in New York(7) City(4)* located at...
40° 44′ 58″ N, 73° 58′ 5″ W
40.749444,-73.968056

I know how all you Kiwis demand exact figures. Do you feel comfortable at rounding-off the longitude of 73.968056 W to 74° W? What's the exact difference of .031944 equal to in yards? 30 yards?


*Synchronism: 11:17 "I believe we can all be co-workers with GOD." - end of President Obama's live address at the UN
 
Okay, before I comment on his newest post, let me preface it by declaring: Brad was not able to get GOD to tell him where I am. So he has failed 368 times now.

Anyhow....new post:
For once, he actually posted accurate coordinates. (Yes, I am as shocked as you.) Unlike when he posted what he thought was the coordinates of the Statue of Liberty and instead posted the coordinates of a stretch of empty ocean outside Toms River New Jersey (thats right, Brad; unlike you, we remember and have documentation of your mistakes.).
Shockingly though the posted coordinates are for the UN Headquarters.
Now, I'm sure that Brad posted them so he could crow about "ooooh ooooh ooooh there's a forty, a fourty-four and a seventy........three!"; but the only thing that actually stands out for me is....what is with the 2 different 58's?
What is the magickal/cosmic/prophetic significance of 58? It isn't cleanly divisible by either 4 or 7. It doesn't add up to anything special. It is gematrically uninteresting.
Then I realized: There is no significance.
It is a coincidence.

Because there are such things as coincidences.

They happen all the time; and only a schizophrenic gets all torqued up about them.
 
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@RomanesEuntDomus / Latinus Douchebagicus,

What exactly do you need the verifiable resource for? The ancients observed 7 moving objects74 in the heavens74 - now known as the 7 Classical Planets - and 4 can't cast shadows74 on Earth (Venus can); 4 can't be easily seen with the naked eye during the day (Venus can)?

objects=74=O15+B2+J10+E5+C3+T20+S19
heavens=74=H8+E5+A1+V22+E5+N14+S19
shadows=74=S19+H8+A1+D4+O+W23+S19


Do you need the verifiable resource for there being 4 lunar phases of roughly 7 days (~7.4 days) each in the lunar months74? Lunar year of 354 days + 7 day week + 4 days = 365 day solar year? In our Roman Calendar, there are 7 months with thirty-one days + 4 months with thirty days + February's 28 (7x4) days?

months=74=M13+O+N14+T20+H8+S19

Do you need the verifiable resource for both the Big Dipper and Little Dipper being 7 stars with 4 in the bowl?

@LordCustos3 ,

I have twice visited the United Nations in New York(7) City(4)* located at...
40° 44′ 58″ N, 73° 58′ 5″ W
40.749444,-73.968056

I know how you demand exact figures. Do you feel comfortable at rounding-off the longitude of 73.968056 W to 74° W? What's the exact difference of .031944 equal to in yards? 74 yards? (That's a guess.)
 
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Do you need the verifiable resource for both the Big Dipper and Little Dipper being 7 stars with 4 in the bowl.

Just because you can state a few things that happen to be correct doesn't validate your crackpot theory, champ.
 
The United Nations headquarters in New York City sits on 16 acres of land purchased with an $8 million donation made in 1946 by John D. Rockefeller Jr. - The Rockefeller Archive Center - JDR Jr. Biography

The United Nations in New York(7 letters) City(4) is located at...
40° 44′ 58″ N, 73° 58′ 5″ W
40.749444,-73.968056

The longitude of 73.968056 W is rounded off to 74° W. Was John D. Rockefeller Jr. a Freemason? They use the Masonic(7,74) Code(4) of GOD=7_4, 7/4=July 4th.
 
I'm not going to read almost 590 pages to completely understand this. But from what I have read, you are a delightfully crazy freak who probably thinks children getting raped and killed is part of "God's Will" because he ignored them and instead was too busy saving someone's cat who prayed.
 
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