Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[AnOminous]

Deleted flood of Brad spam of identical messages and threadbanned for a week.

 

[Null]

You know @voiceguy you only have to report messages one fucking time now I have 8 identical reports for deleted posts that I have to reject one by one

 

[voiceguy]

Here we go again:

I AM the world's leading expert on the prophecy of The Revelation.

I would put about a million priests, reverends, ministers and even rabbis ahead of you on that statement. How can you be the world's leading expert when Biblical scholars don't even know who you are (except for the ones who have banned you from websites for being a nuisance).

First, there is no "end of the world" or "end of time". Matthew 24:3 correctly refers to "the end of the age" which occured on 12/21/12.

WRONG! And you're taking things out of context again: "3 And as he sat upon the mount of Olives, the disciples came unto him privately, saying, Tell us, when shall these things be? and what shall be the sign of thy coming, and of the end of the world? 4 And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you. 5 For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many." Matt. 24:3-5
And since when did you become a Mayan?

I've produced the "book/scroll sealed with 7 seals"/'beyond Einstein theories' of Rev. 5:1.

WRONG! Rev. 5:1-2 "And I saw in the right hand of Him who sat on the throne a scroll written inside and on the back, sealed with seven seals. 2 Then I saw a strong angel proclaiming with a loud voice, “Who is worthy to open the scroll and to loose its seals?”" They are physical seals that must be physically broken, and the only one who can do it is the Lamb of God, aka Christ/Messiah, who is STANDING BESIDE GOD'S THRONE. When each seal is broken, something disastrous happens.

Spoiler: The Seven Seals/Beyond Brad Watson's Comprehension

Seal #1: The conqueror is loosed on Earth. (Rev. 6:1-2)
Seal #2: The warmonger removes peace from the Earth, making men fight each other. (Rev. 6:3-4)
Seal #3: Hunger creates scarcity on the Earth. (Rev. 6:5-6)
Seal #4: Death rides his pale horse with Hades behind him to slaughter one-fourth of the Earth. (Rev. 6:7-
Seal #5: The cry of the Martyrs. (Rev. 6:9-11)
Seal #6: Cosmic disturbances -- Sun goes black, Moon turns to blood, stars fall from the sky, etc. (Rev. 6:12-17)
Seal #7: Thirty minutes of silence -- which doesn't sound so bad until you realize it's the prelude to the trumpets sounding the destruction of the Earth. (Rev. 8:1-6)

I've correctly identified Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6) as the "666 1st Beast"/Antichrist, George Walker Bush Jr. was the "2nd Beast"/Antichrist. Pope Benedict XVI was the "false prophet". Donald Trump = 666 Antichrist using the 'Evil 48 Code' of A=49, B=50, C=51...Z=74.

That's too many Antichrists, Brad.

The Iraq War and since is the literal "destruction of Babylon" while the United States is "Mystery Babylon".

The Iraq war only lasted an hour? Because that's how long it takes to destroy Babylon in Rev. 18:10,17,19. And I see nothing about Mystery Babylon in Revelation, but maybe I missed it. Chapter and verse, please.

Syria is "Armageddon" of Rev 16:16

So you're saying the Syrians are demons.

My girlfriend is the literal "Bride of Christ".

Best to leave Brenda out of this, especially since she has already said she doesn't believe you are the Second Coming of Christ.

Rev 21:1, as been fulfilled by a new understanding of this Universe and the discovery of many exoplanets including the predicted Planet Nestor.

WRONG! Rev 21:1 clearly states "Now I saw a new heaven and a new earth, for the first heaven and the first earth had passed away. Also there was no more sea." Just looked out my window, the old Earth is still here. Another grand misconception on your part.

I, the Christ, have returned and I've produced the "resurrection of the dead"* through reincarnation.

You are? Where do you keep your white horse? (Rev. 19:11) Why aren't you wearing your crowns? (Rev. 19:12) Where's your white coat dipped in blood? (Rev. 19:13) Where's the Army of God that was supposed to come with you? (Rev. 19:14) How long can you hold a sword in your mouth? (Rev. 19:15) Can we see the writing on your thigh that says "KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS"? (Rev. 19:16) And Christ doesn't resurrect the dead, God does -- and that's only after Christ and the saints have reigned over mankind for 1000 years. (Rev. 20:4)

And according to Revelation 20:12-13, 22:12, I AM "judging everyone according74 to their actions".

WRONG! Better read that again, Brad. Revelation 20:12 "And I saw the dead, small and great, standing before GOD, and books were opened. And another book was opened, which is the Book of Life. And the dead were judged according to their works, by the things which were written in the books." It is not Christ but GOD who judges us, and you have repeatedly stated that YOU ARE NOT GOD.

Jesus74 son of Joseph did NOT die on the Cross74! How many times do I have to go over the same thing?! God-incarnate was lashed 39 times and crucified on the 1st day of Passover, Friday April 7, 30 AD; the Jewish Messiah/the Christ had a near-death experience (NDE). Y'shua may have lived another 40 years before he was buried in the http://JesusFamilyTomb.com .

I watched it. You must have missed the beginning, though. You know,the part where the disciples of Jesus carried his dead body to Jerusalem. There was nothing in that movie that even speculated that he survived the crucifixion. That's not to say there was NO speculation in it. There was lots and lots of speculation, and leaps of logic and misrepresentation of facts. You should watch this video, which features five of the scientists who appeared in "Jesus Family Tomb". In just 33 minutes, they slice the conclusions made in the Family Tomb movie to shreds.

You know @voiceguy you only have to report messages one fucking time now I have 8 identical reports for deleted posts that I have to reject one by one

Sorry, Mr. Null. (Hangs head in shame)

 

[Smol Pupper]

We really need a "Five stages of Brad" chart like we have for Hooves

So here's a pattern I've noticed about ol' Braddy

Stage 1: "Peaceful Teaching"
Brad arrives, spits out nonsensical bullshit teachings, expecting people to believe him without question.

Spoiler: Example of Stage 1

GOD & I have produced the "book/scroll" prophesied in The Revelation Chapters 5-8. It's titled There Are No Coincidences - there is synchronism, nonlocality, retrocausality, subconscious telepathy, and design-and-alignment. This 74-page booklet primarily bridges recent cutting-edge science (chaos theory, string theory, self-organization, code-breaking) with Bible prophecy/comparative religion and world history. The "7 Seals" are 'beyond Einstein theories'... (proceeds to list the seven shits)

Stage 2: "Ah, you are Mistaken"
When people inevitably point out his bullshit, he tries to correct them, often making little sense and instead making himself look more like a fool.

Spoiler: Example of Stage 2

"Left doesn't mean Liberal, Brad". Yes it does and everyone knows this. You're a compulsive and pathological liar. And Right means Conservative.

Stage 3: "But I'm Jesus"
Here Brad begins to get angry. He'll start insisting that he is Jesus, and therefore infallible, spit up more random theories and teachings, all while ignoring counter-arguments that he cannot address.

Spoiler: Example of Stage 3

Everyone,

There is nothing stronger than physical, archaeological evidence.

Jesus74 son of Joseph did NOT die on the Cross74! How many times do I have to go over the same thing?! God-incarnate was lashed 39 times and crucified on the 1st day of Passover, Friday April 7, 30 AD; the Jewish Messiah/the Christ had a near-death experience (NDE). Y'shua may have lived another 40 years before he was buried in the http://JesusFamilyTomb.com .

EDIT: Stage 3 is also marked by odd behaviors, in which Brad will make bad jokes and act unusual (or at least, unusual by Brad Watson standards). The cause or purpose of this is currently unknown.

Stage 4: "I PRAY YOU DEAD"
The anger becomes real. Brad starts to make massive text wall posts, threaten judgement, and pull out his reserve arsenal of autistic theories. He also continues to insist that he is Jesus reincarnate and has no tolerance for criticism.

Spoiler: Example of Stage 4

I don't "pretend to be Jesus". I've said many times here and I clearly identify myself as Brad Watson_Miami. I've even on several occasions written fuckin' something that you'd never imagine Jesus74 saying just to make a point74.

And for the hundred74th time47 here...

GOD: the 'all-inclusive system as a whole', this 'Universe as quantum computer'.

Where there's a computer, there are programs and programmers...

God-incarnate (in Guardin' of Eden, Jesus son of Joseph, 2nd Coming of the Christ): the reincarnating original and number 174 programmer, the Creator of all 'true Earth-like plan-its'.

This is GOD's Word. Have you finally got that?

Stage 5: "Today is your Judgement Day"
Brad reaches his breaking point, throws a tantrum, and "judges" and "condemns" anyone and/or everyone to eternal damnation/bad luck/whatever the hell he wants just for disagreeing with him.

Spoiler: Example of Stage 5

Rudy Giuliani,

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 10/2/16 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul won't be reincarnated as human for 10,666 years with 74 years non-commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

Rudy Giuliani,

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 10/2/16 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul won't be reincarnated as human for 10,666 years with 74 years non-commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

After some time in his hugbox, he reverts to Stage 1.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

So here's a pattern I've noticed about ol' Braddy

Stage 1: "Peaceful Teaching"
Brad arrives, spits out nonsensical bullshit teachings, expecting people to believe him without question.

Stage 2: "Ah, you are Mistaken"
When people inevitably point out his bullshit, he tries to correct them, often making little sense and instead making himself look more like a fool.

Stage 3: "But I'm Jesus"
Here Brad begins to get angry. He'll start insisting that he is Jesus, and therefore infallible, spit up more random theories and teachings, all while ignoring counter-arguments that he cannot address.

Stage 4: "I PRAY YOU DEAD"
The anger becomes real. Brad starts to make massive text wall posts, threaten judgement, and pull out his reserve arsenal of autistic theories. He also continues to insist that he is Jesus reincarnate and has no tolerance for criticism.

Stage 5: "Today is your Judgement Day"
Brad reaches his breaking point, throws a tantrum, and "judges" and "condemns" anyone and/or everyone to eternal damnation/bad luck/whatever the hell he wants just for disagreeing with him.

After some time in his hugbox, he reverts to Stage 1.

There's a spot right before Stage 4 where he gets downright silly, telling bad jokes and poking fun at people's usernames. This stage is interesting because he doesn't talk about his material at all, he just tries to be goofy. It doesn't last long, but it's fucking weird.

 

[Smol Pupper]

There's a spot right before Stage 4 where he gets downright silly, telling bad jokes and poking fun at people's usernames. This stage is interesting because he doesn't talk about his material at all, he just tries to be goofy. It doesn't last long, but it's fucking weird.

Thanks for telling me, I'll go add that in under Stage 3

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Thanks for telling me, I'll go add that in under Stage 3

Brad's been a lot more "forgetful" lately. I used to attribute his mood swings to his mental issues, and not being properly medicated. Now I wonder if he has some sort of identity disorder. It would explain his total shift in personality.

 

[Smol Pupper]

Brad's been a lot more "forgetful" lately. I used to attribute his mood swings to his mental issues, and not being properly medicated. Now I wonder if he has some sort of identity disorder. It would explain his total shift in personality.

He could have a number of issues: Narcissistic Personality Disorder, Borderline PD, definitely a god complex in there, some form of Autism, maybe even Sociopathy or Psychopathy

 

[Adamska]

He could have a number of issues: Narcissistic Personality Disorder, Borderline PD, definitely a god complex in there, some form of Autism, maybe even Sociopathy or Psychopathy

Considering he whoopsed and accidentally admitted to us he sees himself as God, I could buy the first one definitely, as well as said god complex.

I also still think he does things like that and claim to be reincarnations of blatantly famous figures because he knows his life is shit and he's done nothing with it.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

I AM truly sorry that you feel that way. What other teacher do you know of that would spend the time I have here for $0 pay?

@voiceguy. And he actually knows what he's talking about.

I have to repeat lessons with you so many times! Please learn this and don't contradict what I've said here. You don't have to believe what I've said (although it's foolish not to), but to constantly misquote me is evil.

If people can contradict you so easily and you can't uphold your claim, your claim is weak and isn't worth the dirt under my nails. And rather than trying to refute the contradictions, you just double down and repost your original, already shown to be worthless, claim.

There's a spot right before Stage 4 where he gets downright silly, telling bad jokes and poking fun at people's usernames. This stage is interesting because he doesn't talk about his material at all, he just tries to be goofy. It doesn't last long, but it's fucking weird.

I think that's an appeasement strategy. He tries to be the silly goofball in an attempt to get the people off his back about contradicting him and to slightly divert attention away from his claims. Needless to say, it doesn't work out and he gets even more mad.

 

[lurk_moar]

He went from zero to stage 5 with me just by telling him he needs treatment. He said that the maximum sentence is 10,000 years for kiwis, and I get ten times that calling him out on why Mussolini was reincarnated as Trump.

He never answers any of my questions, so why bother trying to interact with him. Brad still has yet to get back to me on if he believes in mental illness or not.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

He could have a number of issues: Narcissistic Personality Disorder, Borderline PD, definitely a god complex in there, some form of Autism, maybe even Sociopathy or Psychopathy

Well, just like with the "forgetfulness" I mentioned, Brad's now at the point where he's not only making up his own facts, but his theory itself seems to change depending on his mood. He claims to not be Jesus only a few pages after insisting he was. One minute the score of a ballgame holds the secrets of the universe, the next it's unimportant. The fact that Brad doesn't actually know scripture or history that well actually works to help him in this case, because he's able to make up fan-fiction without seeing if his stories jive with the actual source material. Of course, this gets him in trouble when he tries to talk to people who know their stuff. More to the point, though, it's that Brad seems genuinely surprised when anyone doesn't buy into his theory, even when it's clear that he himself made it up only minutes before.

I'm not a mental health doctor and am uncomfortable applying specific labels to Brad's issues, but despite some remarkable similarities to Chris and ADF, Brad has more than garden-variety autism for sure. Delusions, hallucinations, and some variant of DID are strong possibilities from what I can see. The difference is, other cows have trouble understanding the world, Brad seems to literally see things that don't exist.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

The 7 lamps of the temple menorah(7 letters,74) mystically represent the sacred ''7 Luminaires'' known now as the 7 Classical Planets: Moon, Mercury, Venus, Sun, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn. At the time of Judas Maccabeus and the Hebrew revolt of 164 BC, it was not known that there were 8 planets in this solar system. But later when it became learned, the 'shamash' was added as the 9th lamp in the Hanukkiah(9 letters)/Chanukiah(9). 'Shamash' was the ancient Hebrew & Sumerian name for the Sun. It's very symbolic that the shamash is used to light the other lights (planets) of the Ḥanukkiah.


Synchronism: 10:01 "Written in an esoteric code that defies..." - Alien Rain, The Unexplained Files on SCI

 

[AA 102]

Dammit Brad who let you out of your thread?

EDIT: For the record Brad made the above post his own thread is Arts and Literature.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Brad took my profile post virginity.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Donald Trump's 1995 Income Tax Records expose much! "Trump’s records show that he used that loss to offset his ordinary income. Trump reported $3.4 million in business income, $7.4 million in interest and a paltry $6,000 in wages and salaries, all of it sheltered from tax by his loss."

http://www.msn.com/en-us/money/mark...shelter/ar-BBwUYBj?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartandhp

My educated guess is that Trump and/or his accountant is a Freemason and consciously used the GOD=7_4 Code.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Is Brad seriously gonna throw stones on the whole Tax Evasion issue? Lol, really?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@lurk_moar,

The maximum sentence is 10,000 years for kiwis and that's what you've received.

Mussolini was reincarnated as Trump.

Of course I "believe in mental illness". You'd have to be nuts74 not to.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Well.. it was 7.4 in Interest. So I think it's the bank's doing for hax of the universe, not Trump.