Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
GOD=11/26=G7+O(15)+D4
Ok=11/26=O(15)+K11
Ya=26=Y25+A1
flag=26+F6+L12+A1+G7


There are 'coincidentally' 26 letters in the English Alphabet.

pedantic need for specific ethereal pronouns.
I believe that's the first time in history anyone has used that phrase. Good One! And fuck you.

@BlueArmedDevil,

You hold Taoism, Confucius, and the I Ching sacred?
 
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how many other great thinkers have you been besides Einstein and Confucius?
Everyone,

Most recognize Buddha, Daniel from the Bible, and Pythagoras as great thinkers. They appear to have been contemporaries and three different souls. Who do you consider the greatest of these three and why?

@BlueArmedDevil,

*sigh* If you actually knew anything, you would know that I AM the Christ.
 
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You know @Brad Watson_Miami, heretic. Has a nice ring to it imo.
What time is it?
It's purge the heretic o'clock!

Brad,
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@AlanRickmanIsDead,

Did you create that artwork? It's impressive.

You know that Jesus son of Joseph was lashed 39 times and crucified on Friday April 7, 30 AD for heresy by the Jewish leaders and sedition by the Romans? It's hard to imagine the 2nd Coming of the Christ not being guilty of heresy when he returns (and I've returned)!

@BlueArmedDevil,

Kiwis are far from the first to call me "heretic"! I first got called that back in the 90s.

I'll ty this again...

Everyone,

Most recognize Buddha, Daniel from the Bible, and Pythagoras as great thinkers. They appear to have been contemporaries and three different souls. Who do you consider the greatest of these three and why?
 
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@BlueArmedDevil,

Kiwis are far from the first to call me "heretic"! I first got called that back in the 90s.
Deflecting rather then admitting he doesn't know anything about a subject, that's so Brad.

Most recognize Buddha, Daniel from the Bible, and Pythagoras as great thinkers. They appear to have been contemporaries and three different souls. Who do you consider the greatest of these three and why?

Which one of these people were you also Brad?
 
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@BlueArmedDevil,

Third time. Who do you consider to be the greatest out of these three contemporaries: Buddha, Daniel in Babylon, Pythagoras?
 
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@AlanRickmanIsDead,

Did you create that artwork? It's impressive.

You know that Jesus son of Joseph was lashed 39 times and crucified on Friday April 7, 30 AD for heresy by the Jewish leaders and sedition by the Romans? It's hard to imagine the 2nd Coming of the Christ not being guilty of heresy when he returns (and I've returned)!
So what kind of miracles are you performing?
Can you make me a fish sandwich?
 
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You realize that after spending 7 weeks under the Bodhi Tree in order to gain enlightenment, Buddha taught his first sermon on the 4 Noble Truths?
It was 49 days Brad, it happened way before the 7day week was established.

Tell me what are the tenants of Buddhism? How about Taoism? Confucianism? How did they all interact?

The 4 Noble Truths are false.

Why are they false @Brad Watson_Miami ? because the 4th truth requires you follow the Noble 8 fold way?

I was not the Buddha.

You were not Jesus, Confucius, Pythagoras or Einstein either but here we are.
 
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You realize that after spending 7 weeks under the Bodhi Tree in order to gain enlightenment, Buddha taught his first sermon on the 4 Noble Truths?

The 4 Noble Truths are false. I was not the Buddha.
This guy just owned Buddhism hard. Pack it up Buddhailures. You're no longer welcome on this comedy internet forum.

It's okay though because only Islam and Judaism should be allowed on the farms anyway.
 
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