Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
@Postal Dude ,

You'll be reincarnated as...
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A far more noble creature than you'll ever be Brad.
 
@YankeeTrader,

In that case, consider yourself also reincarnated for 10,000 years as...

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Hey, so since this is my 4th sentencing or whatever, how does that work? Can they run concurrently? I'll wait for you to do a rail or two... I mean consult the cosmos if necessary for an answer..
 
@voiceguy,

For 10,000 years, you'll make some great...



GIANT squids​
 
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Hey, so since this is my 4th sentencing or whatever, how does that work. Can they run concurrently? I'll wait for you to do a rail or two... I mean consult the cosmos if necessary.
That's what I'm wondering too. He told me I'd be reincarnated for 10, 000 years as beef cows when I wished him well during the onslaught of hurricane Matthew. You lying freak, @Brad Watson_Miami! Which one is it?!
 
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@Postal Dude,

I was Plato and I encoded "God is ever a geometer" in Greek which has 3 letters, 1, 4, 1, 5, 9: pi 3.14159.

First, if you or anyone is going to claim you're someone from ancient history, you're going to have to provide some explanation. And second, you're going to have to answer who you were in your last 'direct incarnation'.
 
I kind of wish Brad had gotten his start on late night public access cable TV. Ima
@Postal Dude,

I was Plato and I encoded "God is ever a geometer" in Greek which has 3 letters, 1, 4, 1, 5, 9: pi 3.14159.

First, if you or anyone is going to claim you're someone from ancient history, you're going to have to provide some explanation. And second, you're going to have to answer who you were in your last 'direct incarnation'.

Since John Adams died on July 4, 1826, and I frequent this thread of the farms so much, my reincarnation must be part of that synchronicity you keep mentioning.
 
@Postal Dude,

I was Plato and I encoded "God is ever a geometer" in Greek which has 3 letters, 1, 4, 1, 5, 9: pi 3.14159.

First, if you or anyone is going to claim you're someone from ancient history, you're going to have to provide some explanation. And second, you're going to have to answer who you were in your last 'direct incarnation'.
Sure. I was legendary Bulgarian revolutionary hero Vasil Levski in a past life.
Proof: My last name has the same number of letters as his last name. Vasil Levski is 11 letters, which can be split into 7 and 4, GOD= 7_4.
Considering you place such a high value on random numbers the coincidence is too great to ignore.

But I digress, could you tell me of your life as Julius Caesar? After you tell me of your life spent as Cyrus the Great, of course, or maybe fucking Napoleon if you have the time.
 
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Sure. I was legendary Bulgarian revolutionary hero Vasil Vasilev in a past life.
Proof: My last name has the same number of letters as his last name. Vasilev is 7 letters, GOD= 7_4.
Consisting you place such a high value on random numbers the coincidence is too great to ignore.

But I digress, could you tell me of your life as Julius Caesar? After you tell me of your life spent as Cyrus the Great, of course, or maybe fucking Napoleon if you have the time.

Uh oh.. that's two of us with reincarnations that tie into the God code.
 
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@voiceguy,

For 10,000 years, you'll make some great...



GIANT squids​
That's okay, Brad. I know this is just your way of saying "Stop proving me wrong!" Stop being wrong and I will.
I was Plato and I encoded "God is ever a geometer" in Greek which has 3 letters, 1, 4, 1, 5, 9: pi 3.14159.
Actually, what you said was "God ever geometrizes." -- http://platonicrealms.com/quotes/Plato which is 1,4,9,4. In addition, "God is ever a geometer" in Greek translates to Ο Θεός είναι πάντα ένας γεωμέτρης. You're not even close.
First, if you or anyone is going to claim you're someone from ancient history, you're going to have to provide some explanation.
You've got some explaining to do yourself, Brad.
Buddha was NOT the reincarnation of Krishna and Vishnu - Pythagoras/I was.
"Vishnu has ten avatars or worldly appearances, which are people, animals or a mix of both. He is Buddha, the heroes: Krishna, Rama and Parashurama, Nara-Simha or Narasimba (the man-lion), Vamana (the dwarf), Matsya (the fish), Kurma (the tortoise), Varaha (the boar) and finally he will be Kalki, who will appear when the world ends, riding a white horse and heralding the start of a new golden age." -- http://www.ancient.eu/Vishnu/

Contradiction #3 confirmed. You are a perpetual liar.

Vishnu is one of the Trinity of Supreme Deities. It is his job to protect the Earth (by sending avatars to represent himself) until Shiva destroys it. Since Vishnu's life is tied to the existence of Earth, he cannot die until the Earth is destroyed. Vishnu's avatars eventually die, but Vishnu is immortal while Earth exists. So you see, Brad, you cannot claim to have been Vishnu in a previous life and then reincarnated because Vishnu hasn't died yet. See what happens when you start mixing up religions?

Lies, lies and more lies.

Once again: game, set, and match.
 
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