Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[voiceguy]

I forgot to mention in my list of hypotheses:

11. @YankeeTrader drove past the gun range and decided to go for some live target practice instead.

Is there something you're not telling us?

 

[Adamska]

Him trying to bring up die Glocke and the Philly Experiment were also pretty lulzy to me too.

 

[YankeeTrader]

I forgot to mention in my list of hypotheses:

11. @YankeeTrader drove past the gun range and decided to go for some live target practice instead.

Is there something you're not telling us?

He's not worth the gas it'd take to get there. LOL

Also, since you didn't really get your props for the epic pasting you gave him
@voiceguy , I'd like to offer this(doubly fitting since you're returned to your brethren)

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Impotent judgements aside, his funniest moments are when he tries to show off his knowledge but is just too dumb to actually check up on it before posting.

The whole "counting the 40 fingerjoints plus fingertips" was marvelous. He couldn't just go "oh, looks like I miscounted" or something, he had to try and move the goalposts by insisting that there's not only a 3rd line on his thumb but also that he checked on his gfs hands and the hands of her mother.
And when that wasn't enough, he invented not one, but two idiotic "things that totally happened™" stories where he conveniently had to pay 40 bucks at a restaurant and told the cashier he won't need a receipt since he can count the number off on his fingetips and some golf result with a friend that panned out the same contrived way...

Can you imagine this? Brad, with his red lobster skin and his strawy hair shuffling through the house like a raving lunatic, yanking the hands of his gf up, looking really closely at the thumbs, rambling something and then storming off to do the same with her (unsurprisingly) terrified mother.

I can't stop marveling at how Brad will sometimes stand at a crossroads, one way: the way of the mature adult where he aknowledges a mistake and the other: the path of the pouting manbaby, that will only make him look like even more of a fool - and he'll storm off down the path of idiocy...

 

[voiceguy]

I can just imagine his frantic PM to FFS:
"VoiceguyispostingeverythinginSpanishandIdon'tspeakSpanishandheknowsitsoIdon'tknowwhathe'ssayinganditjustisfairIneedyoutobanhimrightaway!"
All one word, just like that.

My favorite Spanish comment was when I pointed out he stole @buffaloWildWings research and posted it as his own -- just like Einstein!

 

[YankeeTrader]

"Voiceguyisposting(56)everythinginSpanishandIdon't(74)speakSpanishandheknowsitso(6)Idon'tknowwhathe'ssayinganditjustisfair(92)Ineedyoutobanhimrightawaybols!"

Revised for accuracy

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Bols.

 

[YankeeTrader]

Bols.

8 Bols of cocaine.

 

[voiceguy]

Bols.

I believe you mean cojones.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Behind the Da Vinci Code is now on History Channel. The book Holy Blood, Holy Grail and its authors Michael Baigent, Richard Leigh and Henry Lincoln.

"The Holy Grail was a medeval invention; it's not in the Bible. The Knights Templar protected the Holy Grail: the information of Jesus and Mary Magdalen being married and having a child with royal descendents.

"As Above, So Below"​

Churches in Rennes-le-Chateau, France form a pentacle which was the symbol of Mary Magdalen. There's also sacred geometry and a pentacle formed on Bornholm Island with 15 medeval churches (800 years ago) - 4 are round.

'Coincidentally', I was at a thrift store in Wilton Manors this afternoon (Hillary was in Wilton Manors yesterday) and they had a copy of Holy Blood, Holy Grail. I have it at home, but now I have a copy for my library at my gf's.

I also got a copy of Ideas and Opinions by Albert Einstein for my gf's library (I have it at home, also) and a copy of God's Politics by Jim Wallis (that I also have at home).

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

'Coincidentally', I was at a thrift store in Wilton Manors (Hillary was in Wilton Manors yesterday) this afternoon and they had a copy of Holy Blood, Holy Grail. I have it at home, but now I have a copy for my library at my gf's.

I also got a copy of Ideas and Opinions by Albert Einstein for my gf's library. (I have it at home, also.)

So you don't live with your girlfriend?

I think I now understand the longevity of your relationship.

 

[buffaloWildWings]

So you don't live with your girlfriend?

I think I now understand the longevity of your relationship.

I wish you could meet my girlfriend,
But you can't because she is in Canada.
I love her, I miss her, I can't wait to kiss her,
So soon I'll be off to Alberta!
...I mean Vancouver!
(Shit, her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver...)

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

'Coincidentally', I was at a thrift store in Wilton Manors (Hillary was in Wilton Manors yesterday) this afternoon and they had a copy of Holy Blood, Holy Grail. I have it at home, but now I have a copy for my library at my gf's.

I also got a copy of Ideas and Opinions by Albert Einstein for my gf's library. (I have it at home, also.)

A shelf above the shitter doesn't really qualify as a library, you know...

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

The New England Patriots at 7-1 are the best team in the NFL. Since Brady has been back, they've won their last 4 games.

 

[voiceguy]

'Coincidentally', I was at a thrift store in Wilton Manors (Hillary was in Wilton Manors yesterday) this afternoon and they had a copy of Holy Blood, Holy Grail. I have it at home, but now I have a copy for my library at my gf's.

I also got a copy of Ideas and Opinions by Albert Einstein for my gf's library. (I have it at home, also.)

She doesn't live with you? Then how do you get by on less than $10,100 a year?

 

[YankeeTrader]

She doesn't live with you? Then how do you get by on less than $10,100 a year?

I wonder what the going rate for back alley handjobs goes for in Miami? Maybe that explains his absences? Just thinking out loud and stuff.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

This morning's line-up are some of my favorites. Ark of the Covenant, America Unearthed with Scott Wolter is currently on. I've been meaning to email him. GOD=7_4 answers the premise of almost all his shows!

P.S. One of the two Arks of the Covenant is in Ethiopia and it has been there since Prince Menelik - son of King Solomon and the Queen of Sheba - brought it there from Jerusalem c 900 BC.

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The Sistine Chapel was designed to use the same dimensions as King(4) Solomon(7)'s Temple. I got confused; I don't think there is any 7_4 designed, but I should look more closely.

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[voiceguy]

Yeah, maybe...but you're still supposed to declare "cash for services rendered" as income.

 

[YankeeTrader]

Yeah, maybe...but you're still supposed to declare "cash for services rendered" as income.

Maybe he's going for felony #4?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@Adamska,

"Jesus son of Joseph" - John 1:45​

Joseph was a tekton (Greek): an artisan, mason, carpenter, teacher. Jesus' disciples called him "rabbi" which is Hebrew for teacher.
http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/06/jesus-wasnt-really-a-carpenter/

And Latin was the language of the Roman occupiers of Judea and Galilee. On the placard above the Cross, "'Jesus the Nazarean the King of the Judeans' was written in Hebrew, Greek, and Latin." - John 19:19-20. It's safe to assume that Y'shua bar Yosef had been taught to read and write in Hebrew & Aramaic, Greek and Latin. He was probably literate in Egyptian and other languages as well.

Y'shua was quite the intellectual. Muhammad was illiterate.

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