Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[RomanesEuntDomus]

What other people believe they are Albert Einstein and Jesus son of Joseph reincarnated and they have proof of this claim with the fulfilled prophecy of the "7 Seals" (Rev 5:1) revealed as 'beyond Einstein theories'?! Who else?! No one. STOP spreading lies!

That's a lie and you are a liar. I don't "think I AM Jesus and/or Einstein", I know I was Jesus and Einstein and bunch of others. Name somebody who claims they are both Jesus and Einstein reincarnated and have discovered the "7 Seals"/cutting-edge scientific theories to prove it.

Friend of mine works in an asylum and he once mentioned they have an entire floor for people that got stuck on some drug or other, firmly believing they are some famous person. Apparently, one corridor is dedicated to Jesus alone with Napoleon (for some obscure reason) being a close second, I bet they also have a couple of Einsteins and people with multiple personas.
And every single one thinks he has bulletproof evidence of the truth of their claims - and it always turns out to be some rather flimsy chain of logic infused with drug-addiction related brain damage.

... but speaking of bulletproof:

Shame there isn't a 7.4mm round out there. I do have a .45, but that's where the caliber/holy numerical connection ends.

There might not be a 7.4mm ammunition, but behold this sleek-looking thing:

It's the 4.7mm caseless ammo specifically made for the HK G11 Assault rifle - The next best thing to the flaming swords of the Cherubim on earth. When operating in Burst firemode, it fires 3 bullets at 2000 Deus Vult per second without going off-target due to recoil.

Too bad this thing never really hit the markets, so the average Joe can't praise the lord with every perfect 3-round grouping...

 

[Kartoffel]

Did you ever hear of Capgras syndrome? That is a psychologic condition where someone thinks that the people they know (like family, friends, collegues etc.) are switched with identical looking doppelgangers. This is caused by a defect in the brain, where they are able to recognize a person, but their brain does not produce the according emotion, so everyone does not feel right for them (ergo they can't be the real deal).

When there is a condition like Capgras that sounds completely ridiculous and made up if you lack the scientific background, I wonder if there is an similar condition that makes people having problems with their own identification. Everything feels off, and what would be a better explanation than being one exceptional (not in the Chris-chan sense) person?
And it's only logic they take on the most famous ones, almost everybody knows who Jesus and Napoleon were, who wants to be John Doe if you could be the man of destiny? Jesus is a superior choice, too.

 

[YankeeTrader]

Friend of mine works in an asylum and he once mentioned they have an entire floor for people that got stuck on some drug or other, firmly believing they are some famous person. Apparently, one corridor is dedicated to Jesus alone with Napoleon (for some obscure reason) being a close second, I bet they also have a couple of Einsteins and people with multiple personas.
And every single one thinks he has bulletproof evidence of the truth of their claims - and it always turns out to be some rather flimsy chain of logic infused with drug-addiction related brain damage.

... but speaking of bulletproof:


There might not be a 7.4mm ammunition, but behold this sleek-looking thing:

It's the 4.7mm caseless ammo specifically made for the HK G11 Assault rifle - The next best thing to the flaming swords of the Cherubim on earth. When operating in Burst firemode, it fires 3 bullets at 2000 Deus Vult per second without going off-target due to recoil.

Too bad this thing never really hit the markets, so the average Joe can't praise the lord with every perfect 3-round grouping...

That makes me all tingly down in my naughty bits

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Friend of mine works in an asylum and he once mentioned they have an entire floor for people that got stuck on some drug or other, firmly believing they are some famous person. Apparently, one corridor is dedicated to Jesus alone with Napoleon (for some obscure reason) being a close second, I bet they also have a couple of Einsteins and people with multiple personas.
And every single one thinks he has bulletproof evidence of the truth of their claims - and it always turns out to be some rather flimsy chain of logic infused with drug-addiction related brain damage.

... but speaking of bulletproof:


There might not be a 7.4mm ammunition, but behold this sleek-looking thing:

It's the 4.7mm caseless ammo specifically made for the HK G11 Assault rifle - The next best thing to the flaming swords of the Cherubim on earth. When operating in Burst firemode, it fires 3 bullets at 2000 Deus Vult per second without going off-target due to recoil.

Too bad this thing never really hit the markets, so the average Joe can't praise the lord with every perfect 3-round grouping...

I have a very similar story from a friend who works in a man asylum, and geography makes it clear they are two different asylums. So we have wards full of people in multiple institutions who think they're Jesus. Brad's just one face in the crowd.

That round is sweet-looking, though. Thanks for the post.

 

[bacterium]

That's a lie and you are a liar. I don't "think I AM Jesus and/or Einstein", I know I was Jesus and Einstein and bunch of others. Name somebody who claims they are both Jesus and Einstein reincarnated and have discovered the "7 Seals"/cutting-edge scientific theories to prove it.


TELL THE TRUTH! You and others have brought up a couple of guys who claim they are Jesus (I guess), but they don't claim they are Einstein reincarnated. And they don't claim to have produced the "book/scroll fom the right hand of GOD".


Another of your many lies, you unique and uncommon evil liar.

I thought we were refraining from insults? Or did that just mean "you evil bastards can't be meanies to me by proving me wrong"? And you can say whatever you want?

 

[Bethari]

Friend of mine works in an asylum and he once mentioned they have an entire floor for people that got stuck on some drug or other, firmly believing they are some famous person. Apparently, one corridor is dedicated to Jesus alone with Napoleon (for some obscure reason) being a close second, I bet they also have a couple of Einsteins and people with multiple personas.

Do you remember if there was any drug in particular that caused people to have these delusions, such as cocaine?

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Do you remember if there was any drug in particular that caused people to have these delusions, such as cocaine?

Unfortunately, no. He did mention Cannabis in one case (self declared Jesus), though.

 

[buffaloWildWings]

Do you remember if there was any drug in particular that caused people to have these delusions, such as cocaine?

"Bath salts" or ketamine.

 

[YankeeTrader]

Do you remember if there was any drug in particular that caused people to have these delusions, such as cocaine?

From the National Institutes for Health

• Spending a great deal of time and energy obtaining and using cocaine, which isolates one from friends and family, and/or engaging in unlawful activities such as shoplifting, theft, burglary, or homicide to obtain money to buy cocaine.
• Inability to successfully maintain employment while using cocaine because of ineffectiveness at work, increased absenteeism, inability to hold a job, or inability to find work.
• Continually using cocaine despite knowing one will develop mental symptoms, such as paranoia, hallucinations, and delusions, and/or continually using cocaine despite medical consequences, such as weight loss, anemia, or seizures.

 

[bacterium]

@Brad Watson_Miami Where'd you go? I'm thinking we might need to send Miami PD to do a wellness check.

Also, how do you feel about Flowers for Sonichu no longer being an administrator? Do you feel responsible?

 

[YankeeTrader]

Since Brad isn't here, would anyone care to share their favorite Brad moment? Or Brad-ism?

I'll start. When the supposed second coming, descended along the way by the great pacifists and thinkers through the ages goes full stage 5 chimp and tells people to fuck off.

 

[Adamska]

My favorite Bradism is when Brad gets completely sunk on a point he gibbered about, went into a childish tantrum literally typing out fuck you among other things, and then a day or so later brings that destroyed point back up like it wasn't just completely fucked.

His bol = ball autism and fit being a pretty good example of that IMO.

 

[Kartoffel]

I like every time when he doesn't just sprout random gibberish but actually talks with people, although that seems to be stopped in favour for more gibberish after two or three posts of conversation.

 

[Adamska]

I like every time when he doesn't just sprout random gibberish but actually talks with people, although that seems to be stopped in favour for more gibberish after two or three posts of conversation.

That was a runner-up for me; how hard he tried to avoid simple discussions about things not related to his garbage hypothesis. He could not even be arsed to do something as simple as talk about Star Trek outside of poorly quoting episodes.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

These are all really good Brad-isms. I particularly like how Brad is completely antisocial when it comes to politely discussing even topics he enjoys. It really kills the idea that you can have a civil conversation with him.

I guess I'll follow by saying my favorite Brad-it is how he claims he's a completely lousy companion even in real life. Can't talk over dinner, mooches beer off his friends, spends time with his girl by making her Channel surf for him so he can ragetype uninterrupted. Who would want to spend five minutes with a guy like that?

 

[YankeeTrader]

A good second tied Brad-ism is when he answers a question regarding one of his theories, only to post the exact same thing he previously posted. Without additional comment. Well, sometimes "What don't you understand, exactly?" will preface the repeat.

Without him around, how will we know what's on BBCA?

 

[bacterium]

I like how he can't spell his Holy tongue and then instead of admitting he made a mistake, or even saying it was a typo, it becomes an alternative spelling. See: alot. There is literally no reason for it to be spelled as one word except ignorance.

 

[buffaloWildWings]

My favorite Brad-ism is when he, like Procrustes, tries to stretch or cut off facts, so as to force them to fit his iron bed of lunacy. The difference being that Procrustes actually got his visitors to fit his bed, after a fashion.

 

[voiceguy]

Hey Dude...Look who's back.

While I love the fact that he would always go whining to FFS to ban someone or unban himself, I have to say my FAVORITE Dude-ism is how he demands everybody to provide sources when they disagree with him, meanwhile he'll make some outrageous statement followed by "Google that" and when you Google you either find out he's completely wrong or that he's quoting himself.

 

[YankeeTrader]

Hey Dude...Look who's back.

While I love the fact that he would always go whining to FFS to ban someone or unban himself, I have to say my FAVORITE Dude-ism is how he demands everybody to provide sources when they disagree with him, meanwhile he'll make some outrageous statement followed by "Google that" and when you Google you either find out he's completely wrong or that he's quoting himself.

Welcome back me old son!

That whole Sistine chapel thing had me rolling on the floor when I found out he was full of shit!