Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
Well, you committed the ultimate sin: having an ounce of skepticism towards Brad's claims.
Fuck me, right?

I'm not even adverse to the ideas he postulates, necessarily, but it's just so painfully obvious that he's got no relation to divinity. You could ask a lutheran, a catholic, an atheist, a muslim, and a buddhist to describe Jesus, and not one of them would list a single trait Brad could claim he shares.

I mean, he would anyway, naturally.
 
Fuck me, right?

I'm not even adverse to the ideas he postulates, necessarily, but it's just so painfully obvious that he's got no relation to divinity. You could ask a lutheran, a catholic, an atheist, a muslim, and a buddhist to describe Jesus, and not one of them would list a single trait Brad could claim he shares.

I mean, he would anyway, naturally.

Doesn't matter. Unless you accept the word of the holy coked up one at face value, you'll be judged.
 
Looks like this is gonna take some time.

Brad is spreading complete and utter nonsense once more.

That happens when a man bumps too much the night before. There isn't enough blood for the higher brain functions available.

Everyone - CALLING ALL ATTACKERS! @bacterium , @YankeeTrader , @ChurchOfGodBear , @voiceguy , @Kartoffel , @Adamska , @Batman VS Tony Danza (7 with 4 being ---),

Oh, I'm part of the choosen ones. Praise the lord, @Brad Watson_Miami acknowleged us!
I wrote the above post completely from the SCI program that was on an hour ago which I've seen a few times before.
Its synchronism was from another SCI program that's still on. None of this is my original material although I wrote about this relationship of supermassive black holes and supermassive white holes on the Internet prior to my seeing this documentary. PLEASE comment on their material and see if you can do it without referencing me at all...


Black Holes, How The Universe Works
(S1/Ep2, 2010) just finished74 on SCI. It ended with Michio Kaku (whom I spoke with at the Einstein Conference in the summer of 2004 at the Aspen Institute) stating how a supermassive white hole is the opposite of a supermassive black hole and how the Big Bang (/Bit Bang) was a SWH and that we all live within the event horizon of a SBH in another universe. A SBH is at the center of every galaxy within our Universe, therefore, they would produce over 150 billion other universes all with their own ~150 billion galaxies...

http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Supermassive_black_hole
http://wikipedia.org/wiki/White_hole


Synchronism: 09:09 "(There are billions of Earth-size rocky planets within the Goldilocks Zone of their star in this Universe.) Each one could be a Earth-like heaven or a hell." - Planets From Hell, How The Universe Works (S2/Ep3, 2012) on SCI
Translation from Bradian into English: I watch TV! Look what I remembered! Don't you think I'm awesome?!

The middle ages can't really boost with similar stuff, but they excelled in other (sometimes more down-to-earth) ways. Gothic cathedrals, farming technology, metallurgy - cultural things such as knightly epics...

Did you ever visit a cathedral? These things are masive and elegant. These things where build to let the people awe and they still do. And they were a masterpiece, not only in an architectural sense, but also in a logistical one. Just think about it, building one took several 100 years.

@RomanesEuntDomus,
Of course you're an "attacker". Sorry to leave you out of 'the group'. I think I just looked at the last 7 evil posters to call. Cherry-picking produces mistakes.
Cherrypicking the wrong font color for example produces unreadable text.
Yes and I've contributed in editing them in the past.
Uuuuurgh.... I need the horrifying rating.
On an unrelated note, I just figured we've been going at this Judgement-stuff the wrong way all along.
I realized this yesterday since it was the 500th anniversary of the Reformation, so here's the deal:

In order to repent, it was possible to go to Rome and to do penance there to absolve yourself (or maybe others) from their sins. However, some people weren't healthy enough or could not spare the time to travel all the way to Rome, therefore, the catholic church offered absolution in exchange for money...

...and that's where I entere the picture.

Just give me one "dindu" and you'll be absolved of your past judgements.
I can also grant you savety from future Judgements for the humble price of one good-boy point.
Eh, the reformation was about stopping that absolution for money nonsense.
That's a lie and you are an attacker. You have never "rebuked" anything.
Because that would mean that you are actually sensible.
That's another lie. You are an evil compulsive and pathological liar. Hey! Do an experiment where you go into a Roman Catholic Church and make sure you get splashed with Holy Water and see if your skin starts to burn!
Psst, @Brad Watson_Miami , that things that burn by sprinkling them with holy water are Vampires, not liars. Liars just get wet if you sprinkle them and occasionally angry. You should sprinkle yourself with some good old holy water, then you'll see, that liars don't have anything to fear.
Wrong. You and the other little attackers have not "destroyed" anything I've claimed. I've made a couple small mistakes that I've immediately admitted to and corrected. And note that I AM not "selling" anything - all my information here and everywhere is FREE.
A couple thousand small mistakes can make up a mountain of bullshit.

Also, of course we didn't destroy something. Your head is filled with hot air. Our words fly one side in and on the other out, completely undisturbed. Or how else can you explain your "surprising" shifts of topics or "unexpected" neglience to answer posts?
You can't destroy what isn't there.
Another lie: an intentional act to deceive with non-truths. @voiceguy mentioned that I knew nothing of Fibonacci except the Fibonacci series and I replied to him and proved him wrong.
He didn't claim that; it was more of an educated guess. Like that you "proved him wrong" was an educated guess on your side.
Wrong again! Prof. Michio Kaku is one of the most respected physicists today and he's not an asshole like the militant atheist Lawrence Krauss is.
Funny I never heard of that guy at all. I doubt that he can be that much respected...
Agreed. And how about that Fibonacci guy?! He certainly provided a paradigm-shift!
And you provided a lot of headache with your choice of font color. Seriously, contrast is not that hard to archieve, if you want us to read your text, than at least make it readable. Or else your nonsense teachings fail even on the most basic level, completely independent of the actual content.
@RomanesEuntDomus,
Sentence: Tons of money for the rest of your life, then 20,000 years party time with 666 years VIP status. (Going backward, 666 years ago [1350] puts you in the beginning of the Renaissance. You were probably a kickass priest fighting the evil use of Hindu-Arabic numerals by the false incarnation of Jesus, etc.) When you are born-again as human, it will be under the very stylish circumstances of birthday parties for 2,000 years.
You and your birth defects. Why do you always sentence people to them? Maybe you have yourself some, that's why you find them so abhorrend.
Everyone,

Leonardo Fibonacci by introducing Hindu-Arabic numerals and other Eastern mathematical and scientific ideas to Europe in the 13th century laid the groundwork for the end of the Medieval Era and the beginning of the Renaissance. I see that none of you considered this before reading my writing of it.

You guys are sticklers for the wording and spelling of my writings, while all sorts of krapp comes from you! Hypocrites and liars!

Forget what I said about unreadable text color: This one is even worse!

I AM more than a scholar.
Do you imply that you stand above science? That might explain why you treat its principles like shit.
@RomanesEuntDomus,

No leader actually changes anything themselves; they lead others into doing it.
Wow, never knew that Jesus was lazy as fuck. Suddenly you being his reincarnations seems a lot more plausible!
@Hyperion,

Fist-time here? I think I remember you from a long time ago, but if so, you're not very memorable.

The two topics we're discussing are (A) Leonardo Fibonacci's introduction of Hindu-Arabic numerals influenced Europe so greatly that it began the Renaissance and (B) the Big Bang/Bit Bang - a supermassive white hole 13.8 billion years ago - was the result of a supermassive black hole in another universe. What's your views on these colorful subjects?

Ugly colors don't make your writings less nonsensical, just more unreadable.
Also "fist-time" sounds like an innuendo.
 
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Fuck me, right?

I'm not even adverse to the ideas he postulates, necessarily, but it's just so painfully obvious that he's got no relation to divinity. You could ask a lutheran, a catholic, an atheist, a muslim, and a buddhist to describe Jesus, and not one of them would list a single trait Brad could claim he shares.
Yep. However, pointing out the fact that he's totally not the reincarnation of Jesus (or the fact that Jesus can't be reincarnated because he isn't dead and/or that reincarnation conflicts with the most basic principles of Christian belief) makes him angry.

Reasoning with Brad is like reasoning with a brick wall.
 
Yep. However, pointing out the fact that he's totally not the reincarnation of Jesus (or the fact that Jesus can't be reincarnated because he isn't dead and/or that reincarnation conflicts with the most basic principles of Christian belief) makes him angry.

Reasoning with Brad is like reasoning with a brick wall.

Brick walls lack Brad's trademark gut.

And before he comes in and lies about being banned from Wiki

http://archive.is/4ED7Z

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@RomanesEuntDomus ,

"Brad stated Gematria is part of Linguistics." That's correct. The powers-that-be in the field of linguistics may not have accepted that, I don't know. I AM well aware that almost all paradigm-shifting discoveries (i.e. General Relativity) take awhile to kick-in.

I laughed out loud while reading this. Truely, you might not be the second coming of Christ, but you are quite funny, @Brad Watson_Miami . It takes serious comedic power to put Gematria on the same level as the Relativity Theory. LOL, Brad, LOL.

@BillionBisonBucks,

So you've seen this thread for a long while and chose not* to participate until now. And then your 1st post is an attack on me. God-incarnate is not now or has ever been "omniscient". GOD: the 'all-inclusive system as a whole', this 'Universe as omniscient quantum computer'.

You've rudely judged me, therefore...

Sentence: Free parking for the rest of your life, 10,000 years Ferraris as you like, 74 years non-taxed. When you are born-again as human, it will be under heavenly circumstances, birthday presents.

Note: You can repent...

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

You are now on my Ignore list.
I feel true pity for you, @BillionBisonBucks , being on his ignore list leads to exactly nothing.
That's another lie. It's a pattern - it's good to recognize patterns for they prove there's an underlying meaning to things. You are a compulsive and pathological liar.
Nope. Patterns provide solutions to common problems that others already solved.
What you mean her is "correlation" - and as every scientist worth his salt can attest: Correlation is not the same as causation.
So you fail again at science, what a coincidence.
So, wait, concern for your soul is an attack? How should I have voiced my concerns, Bradleyboy?
You can't win against Brad. So join us in laughing about him. If we find enough kiwis to join our evil cult of antibradschrists here, he can expand his evil 7 to 74!
It's... it's... it's so beautiful. Truely I've rarely faced such an aestethic masterpiece.
Doesn't matter. Unless you accept the word of the holy coked up one at face value, you'll be judged.
Is that the true message of Brads theory? Believe without doubt or get his birth defects?
He's been banned on Wiki several times because of his editing prowess.
Good. My faith in humanity has been restored.
Yep. However, pointing out the fact that he's totally not the reincarnation of Jesus (or the fact that Jesus can't be reincarnated because he isn't dead and/or that reincarnation conflicts with the most basic principles of Christian belief) makes him angry.

Reasoning with Brad is like reasoning with a brick wall.
At least Brad is funny. :)

Defacing wikipedia with his own unsourced and poorly written nonsense? That's so Brad.

We should add this to our personal dictionarys:
(to) brad sth. - add nonsensical antiknowledge to sth.
 
It's... it's... it's so beautiful. Truely I've rarely faced such an aestethic masterpiece.

When he said he was getting one, I thought he was kidding. So glad he wasn't!

Is that the true message of Brads theory? Believe without doubt or get his birth defects?

Unless he has a random chimpout and judges people because he's a spastic tard.

Good. My faith in humanity has been restored.

I can't find the link, but there was a page devoted to his socks on Wiki. He was oblivious to how IP addresses worked.
 
If he says he ignores you; he can't. He knows if he does that to too many people he'll just get banned until he removes them from his list. On top of that he is compelled to know what the people are talking about.

Probably has a lot to do with being a failure whose mental faculties went to shit after a disastrous run of failed college experiences and having no one there to listen to him.
 
Did you ever visit a cathedral? These things are masive and elegant. These things where build to let the people awe and they still do. And they were a masterpiece, not only in an architectural sense, but also in a logistical one. Just think about it, building one took several 100 years.
Eh, I don't intend to :powerlevel: too much, but there's a really big one where I live and it's a thing of beauty. I wasn't trying to badmouth cathedrals, I just think there's a bit of a difference of building a very elaborate and artistic building (on the very limit of what stone structures can support, no less) and having a house with a floor heating. Both are incredibly amazing, but for different reasons I think. Where the roman floor heating is a cornerstone of ingenuity and creativity, cathedrals are monuments to a whole different kind of human genius.

As for the amount of work that was necessary to build these cathedrals... the cathedral in Canterbury had to be build with stones from Southern France. In the late 12th century, that alone is an amazing feat.
And on another level, the cathedral in Cologne took almost 600 years to be build.

Eh, the reformation was about stopping that absolution for money nonsense.
I know, but since Brad seems to be more on the catholic side, I thought we could go back to a more simple time where money could buy absolution...
Funny I never heard of that guy at all. I doubt that he can be that much respected...
He's in many pop-science shows.
He was oblivious to how IP addresses worked.
I bet he thought they used some weird demonic wizardry to find his socks. Do we know what his socks were called?
 
Eh, I don't intend to :powerlevel: too much, but there's a really big one where I live and it's a thing of beauty. I wasn't trying to badmouth cathedrals, I just think there's a bit of a difference of building a very elaborate and artistic building (on the very limit of what stone structures can support, no less) and having a house with a floor heating. Both are incredibly amazing, but for different reasons I think. Where the roman floor heating is a cornerstone of ingenuity and creativity, cathedrals are monuments to a whole different kind of human genius.

As for the amount of work that was necessary to build these cathedrals... the cathedral in Canterbury had to be build with stones from Southern France. In the late 12th century, that alone is an amazing feat.
And on another level, the cathedral in Cologne took almost 600 years to be build.
I spend my school years in Regensburg, where they have one, too, including original windows. (And a Stone Bridge build in just 11 years - there's a reason the Old Town is a world heritage).
I hope I get the chance to visit the Cologne cathedral one day, it's said to be the most elaborate cathedral there is.
But you're right, the romans were quite genious, too. Regensburg was actually founded by them, there are still ruins of their fort around.
I bet he thought they used some weird demonic wizardry to find his socks. Do we know what his socks were called?
Four Christ and Scientist Seven of course.
 
I bet he thought they used some weird demonic wizardry to find his socks. Do we know what his socks were called?

I wish I had saved that. Most of them were anonymous edits, one was with his name, and I forget what else. I'll keep digging or ask Voiceguy if he knows.
 
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